Sorry for length and time. I'm busy with school and exams. It really pains me. really. Either way, I give you one chapter of TsukunexKokoa(fight) and a little humour at the end, followed by a surprise. Yay? Anyways; I need a muse. Somebody to give me ideas and to help me sleep at night. (Wait, no. The latter is my nonexistant gf's job; AKA Moka-san's job). If you wishes to be mah muse, either PM me ideas or MSN me ideas (send me your MSN). Kay, either way...

Hmm, should I talk some more...? Nah, I'll just reply to reviews.

Kaenin: If I did the first thing you suggested, I'd be charged with "child abuse" and be locked away. That is; if I were in the U.S. - Think about it. They're charging people who have loli hentai w/ child pornography nowadays, therefore I'm scared to harm her. Well, not really. I'm scared to harm her to the point it'd be considered abuse. The second idea? Interesting. I think that'd be really funny to do.

Ghostknight: Why didn't Tsukune do that with his powers? He probably wanted to keep it a secret. If I were Tsukune (hint, hint) I would keep as many advantages as I could; whether or not the people are my own family. It's just the way I roll. He was either struggling to fight Akashiya, or he had to make it seem that way. I'm sure an elder vampire wouldn't be pleased to find that Tsukune is insert my plan for Tsukune here

Marutectz: What's your idea for her appearing? I have my own, but if yours intrigues me, I'll probably write it ;). Also - Moka's mother fought with Akashiya (as indicated in the last chapter). She's either seriously strong, or he held back. Do you think Akashiya is the kind of person to hold back? ;)

Snake22996: Exams are so important o.o (well it depends on the exam). Anyways, Tsukune didn't join the force. Did I make it seem like he was going to (in my last chapter)? He's going against them, and his pride would never let him join the "Fascist Police". The thing is, I'm sure that Moka's mother has her own reasons for coming, but I'd love to hear some of your ideas.

"No way!" Tsukune laughed, nonexistent milk nearly spurting out of his noise.

"Seriously!" Moka's mother laughed as well. Off to the side, Moka and Lord Akashiya were watching the two enviously.

"They took to each other quite quickly," Lord Akashiya pointed out.

"Maybe it's just because he hasn't ever had somebody to call 'mother' in over 11 years?" Moka suggested, shifting uncomfortably.

Akashiya raised an eyebrow. "He never mentioned that to me before…"

"Last I checked, orphans were looked down upon in Vampire society," Moka replied coolly.

"No more so than humans," Akashiya rebutted.

"What difference does it make to you, Father?" Moka asked politely, "It is technically his own business…"

"It's wrong to withhold information!" He suddenly yelled, his pent up frustration taking control.

By now, Tsukune and Moka's mother had both turned to look at the two inquisitively. Moka simply shrugged her shoulders, and the two returned to conversing.

"You don't mind if I call you mother, do you?" Tsukune asked with a small grin.

Moka's mother beamed, "Of course not! I've always wanted a son, but I was never lucky enough. Of course, Moka is far better than a son." She back-pedalled quickly, sensing a glare from Moka.

"Of course," Tsukune grinned, "I wouldn't trade her for anything." Tsukune winked at Moka and a tint of red appeared on Moka's otherwise pale cheeks.

"So…" Moka's mother leaned in closer, "what have you done with my daughter?"

Tsukune's eyes widened and he jerked back. "Nothing!" he warily replied.

"It doesn't sound like that to me," Moka's mother laughed, and Moka finally decided to save him.

"Leave him alone, mother…" Moka sighed, "We're not doing anything until the festival."

Tsukune raised an eyebrow. "The festival?"

"It's nothing," Moka dismissed him, and began to gossip with her mother. Tsukune sighed and approached Lord Akashiya.

"Women are temperamental," He replied, still looking at Moka's mother.

Tsukune rolled his eyes, "Understatement of the year…"

"You shouldn't dwell over it too much…" Akashiya sighed. "Ever since her mother left, Moka's been lonely. I've tried to make up for it, but…"

"You're just her father," Tsukune concluded. "I'm sure she's glad you cared about her that much."

"Most Vampires wouldn't really care about my feelings…" Lord Akashiya muttered, his face indicating that he was in deep thought.

"Lord Akashiya, I am not most Vampires." Tsukune grinned.

Moka looked towards her father curiously. She could've sworn she'd heard him say, "Please. Call me father."

"You know, they called us temperamental," Moka's mother pointed out, a huge grin on her face.

"What are you planning…?" Moka asked cautiously. "Last time you involved me in a prank, Kokoa nearly tied me down…"

"Only because you let her," Moka's mother countered sharply.

"Not really…" Moka rolled her eyes.

"It doesn't matter! Listen to the plan, and follow it!"

Moka listened; a look of foreboding and horror growing with each word.

"So, how do you deal with them?" Tsukune asked, his fingers absentmindedly drumming against the table.

"Who?" Lord Akashiya looked up from his newspaper.

"Kokoa and Moka. Kokoa would kill for her onee-sama and Moka would kill to get away from Kokoa," Tsukune chuckled, watching Moka intently. She seemed to be horrified by what her mother was saying.

"It's hard," Akashiya conceded. "I'll just let Moka take care of Kokoa. If I interfere, they won't be able to grow."

"So the task of keeping Kokoa alive falls upon me?" Tsukune asked, a sardonic tint to his voice.

"I don't think 'fall' is the best verb you could use," Lord Akashiya grinned. "How about tumbles? Rests?"

"They work," Tsukune agreed. "Falls is a good description of what'll happen if Kokoa and Moka fight all-out."

"You're an interesting kid," Akashiya pointed out. "Most prospective mates would be dead by now."

"I'm not a prospective mate," Tsukune grinned. "Last I checked, I was Moka's mate."

"Well, not yet…" Akashiya chuckled. "You and Moka have to consummate your relationship first, and she won't do so until the festival."

"What's this festival about?" Tsukune asked with a small frown upon his face. "I've heard Moka and her mother talk about it, but…"

"It's exactly what it sounds like." Akashiya grinned. "A festival. It's important to us Vampires, it symbolizes the day that our strongest were married."

"So the tradition started with you?" Tsukune laughed, fully aware that 'father' was telling only half the truth.

"Well, yes…" Akashiya grinned, "Except I'm the second strongest Vampire in history. The very strongest was my ancestor."

"What was his name?" Tsukune asked curiously.

"It was Wrath." Lord Akashiya replied. "He's not a sin though, I'm quite sure of that."

"Really?" Tsukune raised an eyebrow.

"He died at the hands of his mate." Akashiya finished sombrely. "I've seen his remains…"

"Looks can be deceiving, but I'll trust you." Tsukune replied, completely rational.

"I'm sure you will," Akashiya snorted. "What do you think they're planning?" He pointed towards Moka and her mother, the tension between them palpable.

Tsukune looked at them, trying to read the lips of Moka's mother. His face began to turn crimson as time passed, and he looked back at Akashiya slowly; noticing that Akashiya had also been "eavesdropping". "We saw nothing." Tsukune monotonously said.

"Yes…" Akashiya agreed. "We saw nothing…"

Suddenly, Kokoa walked in on them, and glared at Tsukune. "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT!" She screamed loudly. "FOR THE HONOUR OF MY ONEE-SAMA!"

Tsukune looked at Akashiya, pleading for help. Akashiya grinned at Tsukune. "Enjoy your fight!"

Kokoa triumphantly dragged Tsukune off to the sparring room and threw him inside. "Pick your weapon…" She menacingly pointed to the wall, and Tsukune's eye twitched.

"I'll use my hands," Tsukune coolly stated as he brought them up. Kokoa grinned as a bat appeared over her shoulder.

"Koumori! Morning star!"(Is that how she does it?) she yelled, and the bat immediately changed into a large mace.

Tsukune didn't even bat an eye as she came at him, and he simply moved to the side. "Are you done yet?" He asked casually, his right hand inside his pocket.

"Of course not!" She spluttered, and ran towards him again, swinging the mace wildly. Tsukune simply stared at the mace in bemusement, and he grabbed it mid-swing.

Kokoa's eyes widened. He grabbed it! "How…"

"If I can survive against your father and sister…" Tsukune shook his head in amusement. "Don't you think I'd be able to handle you?"

"You can't beat onee-sama!" Kokoa cried, using all her force to move the mace. Nothing happened.

"It's not a question of whether I can beat her or not," Tsukune delicately replied. "It's a question of whether I want to or not."

"What do you mean?" Kokoa stopped struggling and looked into his crimson eyes.

"I love your sister, and I would die for her." Tsukune gave her a small smile, his eyes were slightly misting over.

'Now!' Kokoa kicked him in the shin, causing him to grasp it. She hit him with the mace, but was surprised to see that when his head rose, he was grinning.

"So you decided to take advantage of my emotions, huh?" Tsukune laughed. "If only you could control your power."

"I will beat you!" Kokoa screamed, and did the unexpected. She threw her mace towards Tsukune and ran at him.

Tsukune lowered his back, so it looked as if he were doing the matrix. Then, when Kokoa came within his range; he kicked her and flipped back onto his feet.

Kokoa went flying to the wall, leaving a small crack in it. "Damn, I cracked it." Tsukune hissed under his breath.

"NOW!" Kokoa yelled, crawling back up. Tsukune looked behind him to see a sword flying towards him.

"Is this supposed to…" His eyes widened. Tsukune immediately used his yoki to create a small barrier around him. The sword bounced off of the barrier with a small ping, and he looked behind him to see Kokoa; readying for a strike. "That's it?"

"Yes…" Kokoa sighed.

Tsukune rolled his eyes and kicked her into the wall again, rendering her unconscious. Tsukune walked back towards the kitchen and sighed as he plopped down into a chair. "I can't believe I had to fight her…"

"It could be worse…" Akashiya grinned, "It could be all of us."

Tsukune winced. "You know… I think Moka's mother and your oldest daughter are the only ones I haven't fought…"

"Don't forget about Kokoa's mother," Lord Akashiya laughed. "She actually managed to scare me."

"Welcome to life as a man," Tsukune joked.

"Indeed," Akashiya raised his glass for a toast.

"I'm worried…" Tsukune groaned. "I don't like what Moka's mother seems to be planning…"

"It sounds horrible," Akashiya sarcastically replied.

"Try monogamy," Tsukune countered.

"It was painful," Lord Akashiya chuckled.

"I'll bet…" Tsukune rolled his eyes, reaching for a shot.

Akashiya slapped his hand away. "No drinks for minors."

"Fine…" Tsukune sighed, trying to find a way to occupy the time. Finally, he stood up. "I'm going to my room…"

Tsukune walked to the room he shared with Moka in complete silence. He opened the door, and stared. Tsukune slowly brought his hands up to his eyes, and rubbed them to make sure he wasn't seeing things.

Lying sprawled on the bed were Moka and her mother, both wearing lingerie. Tsukune backed away slowly, and managed to trip over the legs of Kahlua, also in lingerie.

To Be Continued.

Well, I'm going to try some Omake's. My first attempt. Let me know how the hell they work.

"Tsukune, run! The big bad wolf is going to eat you!" Gin cried, bursting into the mansion.

Tsukune stared at Gin. "Shouldn't you be in school?"

"Well…"

"STAY IN SCHOOL!" Tsukune yelled.

Moka inched her head closer to Tsukune's neck, and her fangs pierced his skin. Tsukune looked down at her with a grimace and bopped her in the head. "What was that for?!" She cried, rubbing her head.

"You could've had a V8!" Tsukune cried out.

Moka sweatdropped and backed away slowly.

"Is that my cell phone?" Kahlua asked, her eyes burning with inconceivable fury.

Tsukune looked down. "Uhh… yeah…?"

"Die!" Kahlua cried as she ran towards him. The second before she reached Tsukune, she tripped and began bawling. "Why is it always me?!"

Lord Akashiya face palmed, angry at Kahlua for ruining his dramatic moment.

"Hey, Moka…" Tsukune asked, watching her lingerie-draped form.

"Yes, Tsukune?" She replied huskily, her voice barely wavering.

"Do you have any chocolate?" Tsukune grinned; showing the cavities in his fangs.

The girls all backed away and ran.

Tsukune reached for a bottle of red liquid and chugged it. "EWW!" He yelled, shattering the glass on the floor.

"Oh my god! MY OLD MAN BLOOD! ALL RUINED!" Akashiya cried as he collapsed on the ground in fetal position and began whimpering.

"Relax, I can regurgitate it for you," Tsukune pushed his finger until it reached his tonsil, and a large stream of blood fell out.

"MY CARPET!" Moka's mother screamed in agony, and collapsed in the middle of her talk with Moka.

"Did I do something wrong?" Tsukune asked innocently.

Moka fell over in her chair.

"I WILL DEFEAT YOU! FOR MY ONII-SAMA!" Kokoa screamed as she ran towards him. Tsukune looked at her curiously.

"Don't you mean onee-sama?" Tsukune frowned.

"Uh…" Kokoa sweatdropped and slowly backed away.

Tsukune's eyes widened in horror.

"We didn't tell you because we were afraid you'd react this way," Akashiya explained, appearing out of nowhere.

"I HATE FUTANARI!" Tsukune screamed as he ran out of the door.

Did the Omake work? I've never actually tried that before. I probably just went all OC-3-sentence-crackfic ish. Both work, right?

Anyways, as said in the above AN; I need a muse. I'm starting to suffer writer's block nearly every day, causing late updates and a strain on my timetable as I strive to update as quickly as possible. I know where the story's going in the end, but I want to add some fillers so that character development is in there, and you guys can actually enjoy it rather than "DUDE IT WAS OVER AFTER ONE FIGHT! WTF!"

Kay, I'll see you guys later (hopefully) :)