You jolt a bit, "oh... John, Hi. You shouldn't be here." He rolls his eyes as he hugs you way to tightly, it sends you into a coughing fit. "Oops... Sorry." You cough again, "i-its," cough cough, "fine." He lays next to you in the bed and curls up around you. "Daaaave everyone misses youuuu." John always has no idea how gay it seems when he cuddles with you like this. You find it cute. Karkat is waaay cuter though. Well... Sober Karkat. "John this is super fucking gay," you say as your hands wraps around him. "Naaaaaah, it's all a best bro thing." He chuckles. "gaaaaaaaay." He pushes your shoulder back lightly, "oh shut up." He smiles. What happened next is basically a blur.