Chapter 10:
Wednesday:
My classroom, the red light coming from the window indicating that it was already late; I couldn't remember why I was here, but…
"I've grown tired of this… of observing a static subject; That's why…"
The person in front of me, Asakura Ryoko a beautiful girl that seems so innocent and kind.
"…I'll kill you and see how Suzumiya Haruhi responds."
I dodged, she moved in an instant and tried to cut me with her knife, I took a few steps backwards and fell on the floor, panicking…
"Stop joking around, that's really dangerous, even as a joke you're taking it too far."
She looked at me with her eyes that showed no emotion…
"You think this is a joke…?"
And then she examined the knife on her hands…
"Not wanting to die, to be murdered… I don't understand those concepts you organic life forms have."
I stood up as fast as I could…
"I don't get it! Just put that thing down already!"
She just smiled with joy and kindness, as if I just said something funny.
"That's not possible… because… I truly want you to die."
She jumped at me again trying to stab me, once again I dodged by a hair and tried to run out of the room… but the door wasn't there.
"It's useless, this space is under my data jurisdiction… no one can leave or enter."
What? I don't understand a thing she's saying… if anyone does please come here and save me.
"Why don't you just give up… it's useless to fight back."
I tried to circle around her "Who are you?"
But she just remained motionless and suddenly several desk flew at me, I ran away from them until I found myself in the corner of the room; I could notice that the walls had been broken in several places; but on the other side wasn't the hallway but… some weird space that I'm not sure what it was… I panicked even more and threw a chair at her with all my strength.
"It's useless didn't I told you?"
The chair hit some sort of force field around her and disintegrated.
"Everything in this classroom moves according to my will."
Ok… just what is going on here… why does she want to kill me…? My mind was blank; all I could do was trying to think of an explanation… why is this happening to me?
"I should have just done this from the beginning."
As she said that my body wouldn't move, I don't know what she did but I was paralyzed… this is no fair, I call foul play.
"…If you die Suzumiya Haruhi has to make some sort of reaction… there's bound to be an explosion of data for me to observe… I can't wait… so please… just die."
She raised her knife in the air ready to make the final fatal blow; she jumped at me at an incredible speed, yet in the middle of her flight a giant ray of light hit her head on, blowing her away into the rubble.
"Could you back off my Kyon? He's mine you blue haired freak!"
I looked around and noticed someone was approaching me; she was a beautiful girl, with brownish hair and eyes that were the same color, wearing a pink one piece dress, together with black stockings and white boots… I've met this girl before… Mugino Shizuri.
She got closer to me, taking advantage that I couldn't move so she could hug me and rub her body all over mine, eventually I noticed her face was getting closer… so close that I could feel her breathing hitting against my lips, she stopped one centimeter short of my mouth and whispered.
"…You're mine…"
But before she could do anything else, she had to jump back to dodge the knife the Asakura was trying to stab her with, she shot a light beam in response which caused both girls to retreat a little while taking battle positions.
The first thing I could notice was that Asakura knife had failed to touch Mugino's skin, but it had been close enough to rip a part of her dress making the cleavage a 'little' larger, as it stretched from barely above her waist showing her cute bellybutton and carefully exposing the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra without letting any sensible parts at plain sight.
Asakura for her part was no undamaged either, her shirt was completely burned out, the only thing left intact being the top as both the sleeves and the lower hem of the shirt were gone, so I could not only see her navel but also a little of the underside of her breasts as she wasn't wearing a bra either.
But enough about their clothing failure as both girls just ignored it and walked to where I was while never losing sight of their enemy, once they were close enough they glared directly at each other eyes, carefully keeping a façade of kindness that couldn't quite hide their horrible murderous aura.
"Might I ask who are you and why are you calling him yours?"
Mugino smiled and moved her hand through her hair as she always does "Because he is mine… now if you excuse us could you please leave us alone, we have some matters to discuss and you're in the way."
Asakura gave her a smile of her own "What nonsense are you saying; I'm the only person in this world that's allowed to 'discuss matters' with him, so it's you the one who has to leave."
They stared at each other a little longer before breaking into the most hypocrital laugh I've ever heard, following that, their façades crumbled in an instant, revealing the psychotic personality behind it.
"Listen me you wench, I've been in this place for the longest time and I'm not going to let some newbie with a personality problem steal him away from me, this person is my prey and mine alone."
"Ha… newbie? I don't care what history you got with him, it's just that, history; he's my plaything now and the faster you go away the faster we can start 'playing', so go get your data exploded somewhere else you huge eyebrow monster."
"In your dreams! I'm sorry but I'm not going anywhere when it's obvious he wants to be with me!"
"You wish! He wants to be with me!"
They stared at each other once again before making a grunt and turned towards me.
"Hey you!" they yelled at the same time.
"Yes?" I answered weakly completely paralyzed by the presence of these girls, I don't think I'd be able to move right now even if I could.
"Could you please tell this melt downed girl that you'd rather be with me?"
"Come on, just tell the kid to shove her knife where the sun doesn't shine and go away."
Wake up.
"Could I choose none?"
Both girls snapped, ready to kill me if I didn't comply "No! Just tell her I'm the one you want already!"
Wake up you stupid Kyon.
I opened my eyes, sweating like crazy with a horrible attack of Tachycardia, it was so bad that I had to take a second to calm my breathing and finally acknowledged the presence of someone else in the room.
"Haruhi…"
She was standing right in front of my bed wearing her school uniform and an arm band that read "Super coach."
"Are you ok Kyon? You look like crap."
"I think I was having my recurring nightmare… but it was different this time, I think the cursed thing just got an upgrade."
"For better or for worse?"
"I'm… not sure… only thing I know is that I should go see a psychologist… wait a minute, what are you doing in my room? It's only 4:00 AM"
"What do you mean 'what am I doing here?' come on Kyon it's the third day we've done this, you should know it's time to begin your special training, so go get changed already!"
Haruhi looked at me with a sadistic smile and chuckled… You know putting things into perspective maybe that dream wasn't that bad…
A few hours later:
I fell on my desk completely exhausted; I couldn't move and even breathing was proving to be difficult.
"What's wrong Kyon san? You look like you slept inside a drying machine."
I moved my eyes toward the direction of the voice that just talked to me.
"Touma… I wish… trust me compared to Haruhi's special training, sleeping inside a drying machine is nothing… heck if you want I could do that while you train with her."
"Eh… no thanks, I'll pass…" I noticed he sweat dropped and took seat near me. "…but seriously man, what do you guys do on that training?"
"I'd rather not talk about it… anyway how is Index san?"
"She's fine, hungry as usual…"
"What about Mikoto san? Heard anything about her?"
"Well, she forgot to give me her mail again so I won't been able to write her this week either…" He sweat dropped again "…Man is she going to be pissed this Sunday… by the way, did you managed to find your phone?"
Ah yeah, my cell phone has been missing since last Sunday.
"Nope, I think I might have dropped it in the building the other day, but I haven't felt like going back there to look for it… guess I'm going to have to buy a new one, but I'm completely penniless right now."
Thanks to a certain nun that is…
"Yeah, sorry about that…"
"Guys, you won't believe what I just saw today!"
Taniguchi came into the classroom as he always did whenever he saw a girl that called his attention… wait a minute you don't think?
I stood up and grabbed him using the last of my strength "Taniguchi! Tell me! she wasn't a Yandere Ojousama this time was she?"
He looked at me confused "No… what's wrong with you man? Got a new fetish or something? Drop it, that's a really dangerous combination."
I breathed a sigh of relief and sat back on my chair.
"No sorry, just forget I said anything… anyway, what did you saw?"
"Oh yeah, I just saw the cutest little girl back in the teachers' lounge… she was so little and moe, I wonder if she's the daughter of a teacher we know…?"
"Wow Taniguchi… I didn't know you were into 'that'?"
"I'm not! Why does everybody thinks that just because someone makes a remark about a child beauty, then it means that person is into 'that'?"
"Because it sounds creepy as hell…"
"Well, let me tell you…"
"Little and moe in the teachers' lounge… I wonder."
Me and Taniguchi were ready to start an argument but stopped once Touma made that remark.
"What do you mean? Don't tell me you know that little girl?"
"Are you into 'that' too?"
He sweat dropped "No… enough about 'that already', let's just say that if my suspicions are correct you guys are in for a surprise."
"Kamijou chan!"
We turned around and found a little girl with pink hair and a pink dress holding an envelope and standing near the door… she must be the same kid Taniguchi was talking about, because the first words that came to my mind when I saw her were 'little' and 'moe'.
"Komoe sensei, what are you doing here?"
Yeah, kind of like that… wait, what?
She pouted "Kamijou chan. It's that the way you greet your cute teacher that came all the way here just to see you?"
"Sensei, did you really skip work today just to come here and see me?"
She pouted even more "Of course not; I'm not a skipper… For your information I was asked to come here on behalf of Academy City's board of directors…"
"What's a little girl doing here?"
Haruhi just arrived in the classroom; she had separated from me after the training to go to the bathroom.
"I'm not a little girl, I'm a teacher!" she looked at Haruhi annoyed and then back at Touma "What a rude girl! Don't tell me she's another one of your fans, Kamijou chan."
He just sweat dropped "Not at all…" and whispered "…thank god."
"Good; now as I was saying…"
"Ok… so let me get this straight; this person is a teacher of yours?" Haruhi made Touma the question we've all been wondering for a while.
"Yes, allow me to introduce her, she's Tsukuyomi Komoe Sensei one of my teachers back on Academy City… she may not look like it, but she's old enough to legally drink, smoke and drive a car."
We all remained silent… ok he just has got to be kidding.
The… eh… woman pouted again "Kamijou chan! That's not how you introduce someone! ...Wooah! what are you doing?"
Haruhi lifted the teacher in the air and looked at her with a huge smile on her face "Wow! Seriously? I can't believe it! First Index chan and now Komoe sensei; can you believe this Kyon? Two world class supernatural phenomenon in less than two weeks, we're on a roll lately."
If only you knew Haruhi… if only you knew.
"I'm not a phenomenon! Just Let go of me already!"
"Ok, ok… sorry…" Haruhi placed her back on the ground with her grin still intact.
She pouted again "What wrong with you people? I've never been so mistreated in my life." she crossed her arms and looked away annoyed.
Touma scratched the back of his head "Ah come on Komoe sensei… can you really blame them for being surprised? I was too when I first saw you… "
He whispered something to himself.
"…But come on please forgive them."
Komoe sensei took a peak at Touma.
"Ok Kamijou chan, sensei will forgive them this time because you're the one asking…"
Don't tell me she's another one of Touma's fans… I can't believe it! even pink haired teachers that look far too young for their age aren't safe from this guy… wait, why does that concept sounds more familiar that it should?
"By the way Kamijou chan, I just noticed, but what happened to your arm?"
Oh yeah, ever since that day Touma had been coming to school with his arm wrapped in bandages, you know just in case.
"Ah… this… I just burned myself a little in the kitchen, nothing serious."
"Well be careful, back in Academy City you practically lived in the hospital… it was so bad, Sensei thought you had a nurse fetish."
"You weren't the only one at that… anyway Sensei, what are you doing here?"
"That was what I was trying to tell you before I was interrupted…" She pouted annoyed, but quickly dropped it and cleared her throat "…like I was saying I was asked by the Academy City's board of directors to come here and give you this…"
She handed the envelope she was carrying to Touma.
"What is this?"
"Well you see Kamijou chan, it seems your transfer here was a mistake caused by a bug in the selection software; for some reason you got chosen despite the fact that you weren't even part of the exchange program in the first place… you're pretty unlucky."
He sweat dropped "Tell me something I don't know."
"Usually chances are that a mistake like this would go undetected, but you know, a few days after your departure, someone hacked the entire city's network to retrieve some data about the program, crashing a few servers in the process…"
He sweat dropped even more "Just what did you do Biri Biri?"
"…So the administrator had no choice but to check the correctitude of all the data within them and after more than a week of doing that he found the mistake; once the cat was out of the Schrödinger box, the board of directors decided the best thing to do would be to cancel your participation in the program all together and transfer you back to Academy City, so they sent me here to take care of all the formalities, that envelope has all the details about this case as well as some papers you need to sign."
"What?"
Touma was understandably surprised… and so were several of our classmates.
"Kamijou san is leaving?"
"No fair, I wanted Kamijou kun to stay with me!"
"Please don't go Touma kun!"
"Take me with you Touma, I'm yours!"
Ok, it's like the female members of our class are starting a rebellion.
"Well… Kamijou chan, Sensei has already told you everything you need to know, remember you're coming back to the city on Sunday, so pack all your things by then… bye!"
Komoe sensei ran away as fast as she could; not that I can blame her, the rumors of Touma's transfer had already spread and like ¼ of the girls in school were gathering around him.
"Crap, not this again!"
You know I take back what I said before… being extremely popular with the ladies can be pretty unlucky depending on the circumstances.
"Guys, I could use a little help here… guys? …Such misfortune!"
Lunch break:
Me, Koizumi and Touma were currently on the school's roof, eating our lunches while hiding from the members of Touma's fan club.
"Seriously, I didn't expect to have to move twice so suddenly."
"To be honest Touma kun, I'm not surprised."
"What do you mean Koizumi? You were expecting Touma to be transferred back?"
"Yeah, remember the whole point of Touma kun's presence in this school was just to create the opportunity for him to touch Suzumiya san."
"And according to you, I did that on Sunday."
"Correct, so there's no purpose for you to be in this school anymore and I'm guessing someone with a power like yours is a pretty valuable piece in that guy's plan, so it doesn't make sense to leave you here if you aren't needed."
Touma sweat dropped "…Piece…"
"Sorry to be blunt… But in the grand scheme of things we were all his pieces in the end."
"Can't say I disagree with that… all that humiliation I had to endure to prevent you and Haruhi from touching each other was useless."
"I know… I don't like it… but I guess you're right."
We all sighed together…
"By the way Touma kun, there's something I've meaning to ask for a while…"
"What is it?"
"You see, three years ago there was an incident like the one that happened on Sunday but in a much larger scale, most of the members of my organization believe that Suzumiya san created this universe back then."
"Wow that sounds bad…"
"Well if you think about it, it's not that bad if you like the way things are now."
That makes sense.
"But anyway that doesn't matter, the thing I wanted to ask you is… do you remember something about that date? Your right hand makes you immune to the effects of Suzumiya san powers, so I'm curious whether or not you can tell me anything about that incident?"
Touma stared at the sky with a face full of melancholy…
"Three years ago… it'd be nice to remember something about that…"
"What do you mean?"
He took a long breath before looking back at us with a sad smile.
"…I just can't remember my past very well… I'm sorry Koizumi san, but I don't think I can help you with that."
"I see… that's a shame."
We continued eating in silence for a while… man I can't stand this, it's like someone just died in here.
"So… what do you guys think will happen now?"
Koizumi sighed and looked at me "Who knows, I doubt that guy will leave Suzumiya san alone, but I'm completely clueless about what he might do."
"I see… I suppose all we can do is wait."
We all sighed together again…
After school:
We were currently in the club room, the news of Touma's transfer was already common knowledge in the whole school and while the older member of the brigade were almost unaffected by it, the new ones seemed to have a few troubles with it, Kanzaki san for an example had been meditating like she always does, but…
"Kaori, here's your tea."
…
"Kaori…?"
"Ah… sorry Mikuru… you were saying?"
"Here's your tea, I made it especially for you."
"Thanks…" She grabbed her cup and took a few sips before sighing.
"Kaori, what's wrong with you, you've been out of it the whole day."
"…It's nothing… sorry… I just… never mind."
There was an awkward silence between them… that's weird, ever since Sunday those two had been like best friends… heck even Haruhi was more lenient with Asahina san lately because of it (She still had to cosplay and Haruhi always insisted in dressing her whenever possible, but she was far less aggressive now.) So it's weird to see something like that.
The other two friends were similar; Ichigo san had been out of synchrony with Nagato for a while and if I'm not mistaken I can see her mouth arching downwards about a millimeter or so… overall there was a pretty weird atmosphere in the room and even Koizumi and me were affected by it…
"Aw man, I can't wait to put this into the website."
Haruhi for her part was not.
"What are you doing Haruhi?"
"Oh nothing, I was just updating the website to include the supernatural stuff we had found… seriously between the nun with the black hole on her tummy and the teacher that doesn't age, we're bound to get a few extra hits, if only I would've remembered to take pictures… this stuff is awesome!"
If only you knew Haruhi… if only you knew.
"But seriously, how lucky we were that Komoe sensei came all the way from…"
Suddenly Haruhi stopped talking… that's strange.
"Kyon… Komoe Sensei… She was from Academy City wasn't she?"
"Yeah…"
She also face palmed… ok this is officially weird.
"I can't believe it… I was so focused on the obvious that I forgot the important, I could have tried to get some information out of her!"
She grabbed her head with her hands and sulked, but not for too long.
"I wonder… maybe she's still around… ok guys, today's meeting is over, I've to go!"
She grabbed her stuff as fast as she could and ran away… leaving us alone in this awkward atmosphere; we remained as we were, each one of us doing the things we usually do, it'd be fine to leave this as it is… but I just have to ask something that's been bothering me.
"Kanzaki san, Ichigo san, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
Suddenly the attention of every other person on the room was on me as both girls just nodded giving me permission to speak.
"I was wondering… I'm pretty sure that you know that Touma is moving back to Academy City this Sunday and I wanted to know if that changes anything about your status quo in the brigade."
The room remained quiet for a second but that was broken by Kanzaki san chuckling, she stared at me in a way that didn't make me feel uncomfortable as she had a nice smile on her face.
"Dummy, the fact that he's moving changes nothing for me, my mission never had anything to do with him in the first place, we only met here because of a coincidence… You're not getting rid of me so easily." she chuckled some more.
"Yeah, I guess you're right… sorry… it's just that… Asahina san's right, you've out of it the whole day and I was wondering if Touma moving had anything to do with it."
She blushed lightly and looked away… "No… Not really… I'm just a little tired lately… sorry if I made you guys worry…"
Ok, that's about as much of an answer I'm going to get out of her "I see… how about you Ichigo san? If I remember correctly you were only here because you wanted to protect Touma, does that means you have to leave?"
"No, it's true that the original reason for Misaka to stay here is gone, but because we wish to continue our cooperation with Yuki, one of us must remain in this town to continue our connection with her and since I'm the one she's most familiar with, I was chosen for that task… Misaka explains the reasoning behind her current mission."
"I see…"
"…Also… I want to stay here."
That last sentence was missing something… but I don't feel like pointing it out.
"Ok, I guess that settles it… sorry I brought such a weird topic out of nowhere."
"It's ok, don't worry about it… Misaka says honestly"
"It's only natural for you to worry about that."
Well, it's seems I was worrying over nothing… funny I've only known those two for about a week, but for some reason the possibility of them gone really bothered me… I guess they clicked so well in here and helped us so much already that I just want them to stay with us.
Sunday:
It was finally the date of Touma departure from this town, the past few days had been really calm and nothing of particular interest happened on them… thank god, after the roller coaster we had last week is nice to be able to relax for a while… anyway me and the rest of the brigade were currently gathered in the train station to wish Touma and Index san goodbye.
"Touma~! Why are all these girls here…? It's just like when we moved from Academy City!"
And together with us was pretty much every girl from school that took an interest for Touma in the past three weeks… they were a lot.
Touma took a couple of steps backwards "Index wait, I can explain…"
The nun jumped at him and bit his head as a punishment… that have got to hurt.
"…They're just classmates I swear!"
She let go of him and pouted… "…That's the same thing you said last time."
"Because it's the same situation… such misfortune."
I couldn't help but chuckle "Good to see you guys getting along well."
"The worst part is that I'm kind of used to it."
After he said that, the train that would take them home arrived on the station.
"Well, people, it was a pleasure to meet you and go to school together, but this is goodbye."
"Bye bye, Haruhi san, Kyon san, Smiley kun and everyone else."
It was finally time to say our goodbyes.
Koizumi was the first to speak using his regular smile "Goodbye Touma kun, Index san."
Then it was Asahina san "Bye, Touma kun, Sister san, we didn't really interact too much, but still I wish you well."
Nagato just nodded.
"Goodbye, it's a shame we couldn't be together longer… Misaka says saddened by your departure."
"Take care of yourself and Index, ok?" Kanzaki san said that with a tough expression, but you could see she cared.
"Of course!" ok, now the only ones left were me and Haruhi.
"Bye… it's a shame you had to be someone so normal…"
If only you knew Haruhi, if only you knew.
"…But technically I met our two first supernatural phenomenon thanks to you… so I guess meeting you wasn't a total waste, good luck."
Ah my dear leader, always so charming and nice.
"And you too Index chan, it was fun, thanks for everything."
"Yeah, thank you for your help Haruhi san, Kyon san."
Ok now I'm the only one left.
"Touma, Index san, thanks a lot for your help the other day, it's was really nice meeting you guys."
"Same here Kyon kun, sorry for all the troubles I caused… remember to call me if you ever need my help."
"Ok, same here."
We shook hands and then the train's door finally opened, Touma turned around ready to go in, but as soon as he tried to enter he was greeted by a familiar face…
"Biri Biri… what are you… wait forget it, I know…"
"What's going on? Why is there a crowd here?"
Touma took a step back and sweat dropped.
"Yeah, I tried to tell you but you forgot to give me your number again… I'm moving back to Academy City today."
We were expecting her to get angry; however she just smiled "Really! Wonderful…" and then cleared her throat to try to hide it"… I mean… good, now we can finally settle our…"
Touma just sighed and moved past her, into the train together with Index san.
"Yeah, yeah… whatever… Bye bye everyone!"
"Hey, wait! I'm going back with you… oh hey Haruhi san, Ichigo chan and the rest… nice seeing you but I have to go… Bye!" Mikoto san said hi as quickly as she could with a weird smile and then jumped back into the train… after a few minutes the doors closed and the train departed, we stayed until it was completely out of sight.
"Well… I suppose we should leave now."
All the members of Touma's fan club had already left, so I guess there's no point in staying here any longer.
"You guys…? What are you doing here?"
Huh… we heard a familiar voice behind us and turned around to find… The Computer Research Society President.
"What are you doing here?"
He chuckled "Just so you know, I just came back from my trip as an exchange student…"
No wonder why I hadn't seen the guy lately.
"…So I spent the last 3 weeks living in Acade…"
"Yeah, yeah.. Whatever, we don't care… let's go everyone!" Haruhi just ignored him and walked away… thank god.
Anyway, after that little incident we got out of the station and parted ways… As I was going back I couldn't help but wonder about what expects us in the future, Koizumi mentioned that it's likely we'll have another incident in the fu… Wooah!
I was suddenly pulled towards an alley that I was passing by, immediately after I felt someone wrapping an arm around me and my back being pressed against a couple of really soft things so a persons face could rest on my shoulder… it was then that I realized the arm had pressed a button on the cell phone it was carrying.
"Ok… let's see how it looks…"
The person withdrew from her position and it was then when I turned around and found that it was none other than my newest fan.
"Shizuri… what are you doing here?"
"Yes it's perfect… Oh sorry Kyon did I scare you? Give me a second so I can mail me your new wallpaper and I'll be right with you…"
Wallpaper…? Now that I think about that phone she has looks exactly like mine… she quickly finished whatever she was doing and took my hand so she could place the phone on it.
"There you go… sorry I had to borrow it, but I needed to make some modifications to it."
So it was my cell… no wonder I couldn't find it.
"Modifications?"
"Don't ask me about them, I'd rather if you find them out on your own."
"Ok…" Whatever, I'm just happy I got this thing back, it was uncomfortable not to have it and I just don't have money for a new one… Anyway, I put the phone in one of my pockets and then Mugino stared at me in the eyes with a little blush on her face and a cute smile.
"I've come to say goodbye, our team vacation is over and we need to get back to the city A.S.A.P… sorry we had to meet like this, but I just didn't want my subordinates finding out about us so soon…"
'Us' I like that even less than when she says I'm hers.
"Anyway, I'll try to visit you whenever I can, but I'll probably be quite busy for a while so I don't know when that'll be, but please look forward to it."
"Ok, Shizuri, good luck…" Feel free to take all the time you want though.
"And till then, here's a little something to remember me for…"
As she said that she quickly moved near me and gave me a kiss on the cheek, she remained like that for a while before separating a little, with a mild blush appearing on her face… (And probably on mine too, I'm human after all.)
"That's a little token of my affection… and a thank you gift for helping me out the other day."
Then she moved her face near my ear to whisper.
"Next time, we'll do more than that…"
She completely separated from me the blush on her face becoming a little more prominent.
"…It's a promise!"
She turned around and quickly walked away, disappearing from sight in a few seconds.
You know, I'm confused; she's pretty aggressive when it comes to this whole seduction thing, but just now… when she kissed me… I had the feeling she was actually aiming for my lips but didn't have the courage to go all the way through… Ok, I hate to admit it, but I find that to be extremely cute.
But oh well enough about that… now I'm curious to know about the 'modifications' she did to my phone.
Ok, first thing I can notice is the picture she just took it's indeed my wallpaper, she managed to capture the exact second I smiled when I felt her breasts pressing against my back, this coupled with her position and smile of her own, make us look like a lovey dovey couple enjoying a date; no wonder why she wanted a copy of this… besides that I have: a Mugino custom theme for the UI, a couple of Mugino themed apps (including one that allows me to have unlimited text, voice and video messaging with her at no cost), her entire contact information and a few extra stuff… ok… I'll admit she definitely took an extra step to make all this stuff look professional, but I'm going to have to delete it… or I would if she hadn't password protected it, I'm guessing that's also a new feature.
'Wedding march'
Oh yeah, that's the custom ringtone she installed if I ever get a message from her and apparently if it were from another girl that's not my mother I'd get the funeral one… talk about subtlety… oh well let's just see what she wants.
"Kyon darling, I forgot to mention, last week I went swimsuit shopping and I took a few pictures of me wearing my favorites models, so I decided to send them to you so you could remember me… needless to say these are for your eyes only 'Glare'"
You know I don't know which is creepier: the whole 'darling' thing, the fact that she actually has a custom smiley for the 'Glare' part or that it works flawlessly… oh well might as well check the pictures she sent me… I mean it wouldn't surprise me if she had some way to know whether or not I saw them, so I rather nor take that risk… yeah I know that doesn't sound convincing… but screw it.
Open: Downloads\Swinsuit_Colection\001 .jpg
… Ok, I think I'm going to need a new hidden folder.
The windowless building:
Back in Academy City, the general director Aleister Crowley was currently receiving a visit from the one of the few persons allowed to walk freely into his home… Tsuchimikado Motoharu.
"I hear Kamiyan is coming back to the city today."
"So it would seem …"
"You know I almost felt bad for the kid you brought here in his place… I heard he didn't go through the curriculum or got registered into the city's database; it's like he was never here in the first place…"
They looked at directly at each other eyes for a second.
"...So… I'm assuming your experiment failed, if Kamiyan is coming back it's because he fulfilled his purpose already and since the universe didn't changed or anything then it means your theory was wrong."
"How can you tell if the universe is the same… three years ago that girl created it as it is now but I doubt you remember anything in particular about that date."
Tsuchimikado took a little step backwards… he definitely hadn't considered that possibility; Crowley for his part chuckled at his response.
"However based on the information I managed to gather, you're indeed correct, Kamijou Touma's power was not enough to completely negate that girl's influence in our universe and she tried to counter him by creating a new one when she felt threatened… I must admit I definitely didn't expect that."
"So you theory was incorrect?"
"Not quite, it's true that the reaction was not the one I expected, but that doesn't disproved my theory about her being the ultimate esper… it just means that I was mistaken in that particular point, you could say I underestimated that girl's powers."
"Funny...You don't seem troubled."
"Of course not… I witnessed the birth of a universe first hand, I had read about this 'closed spaces' you mentioned on your reports, but it's nothing compared to seeing inside one, especially since your friend was slowing her down so I could really appreciate the details of the creation."
"Mind if I ask something… how did you saw all that stuff?"
…
"Does it have anything to do with those girls with night goggles one of my clients mentioned… the SISTERS project… 10000 girls connected though a worldwide network sharing their memories, I'm assuming you wouldn't let something like that go unmonitored so if one of them managed to enter the close space you could just analyze her memories to get your data."
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"Or maybe it's that nanomachine project I've heard about the other day… Underline was it? If you used that thing you could just program it to follow Suzumiya san and her friends for a few days without them noticing."
…
"Or was it both?"
…
"Whatever…" he sighed "You know I must admit I'm not surprised to hear you'd create a project that involved killing 10000 girls to spread AIM around the world; but stalking a bunch of teenagers 24/7… that's a little low, even for you."
"I refuse to take morals lessons from someone that sold off his God just because he wanted to marry his sister."
Tsuchimikado made an annoyed expression.
"Ok… ok… I'll leave that alone… so mind if I ask what are you going to do now? I doubt you'll leave Suzumiya san alone."
"Why would I? It'd be a shame to let such a wonderful being go when her powers could be so useful… if anything I need to make sure they don't go to waste."
"So… what are you going to do?"
"Let's just say that if I can't go to the mountain, then the mountain will come to me…"
Omake
A nightmare on Yandere Street:
I was in my classroom, the red tinted light coming through the windows; this was a scene I had seen a million times in my dreams… however there was something odd about it this time…
"Hey Shi chan, are you sure what you're saying is true?"
"Of course Ryo chan, just trust me…"
In front of me there were the two girls that were fighting last time; however they seemed to have gotten over their differences… they looked at me and quickly got closer with a really creepy smile on their faces.
"You just trust me…"
I woke up, it seems like I just had my recurring nightmare again... that thing just keep getting upgraded; anyway I tried to get up… but that's when I realized that there were two ladies sleeping right beside me… and from what I could tell, neither of them seemed to be wearing clothes.
"You were right Shi chan… I was really able to experiment an explosion of data coming from within."
"Didn't I tell you Ryo chan…" She looked at me with a weird smile"…now it's my turn… come on Kyon I'll show you the true reason they call me the melt downer."
Ok… those analogies are really lame… but I still don't like the way they sound.
"Kyon, Don't resist… you're mine now…"
…
Wake up Kyon… for the love of anything that's right in this world WAKE UP!
I woke up again… this time for real apparently.
"Haruhi…"
She stood in the corner of the room looking at me with disgust and an angry blush.
"Finally you woke up!"
"Haruhi… What happened?"
"Nothing! Just tell me, were you having your recurring nightmare again?"
"Yeah, I think… was I doing something weird while I was sleeping?"
She blushed even more.
"I don't want to talk about that; just hurry up and go to a psychologist already!"