Emotional Peep-
To the gods: Do all of you agree with your child's significant other?
Athena: Did you even notice me during the books? Of course not! Annabeth deserves much better.
Poseidon: Excuse me? Percy is way better than Annabeth in every way.
Athena: This is where you are COMPLETELY WRONG!
Poseidon and Athena: *keeps arguing*
Hermes: *Makes popcorn*
Percy: Pass the popcorn, man!
Annabeth: There is no way you're getting an entire bucket to yourself.
Percy: But I asked!
Percy and Annabeth: *keeps arguing*
Everyone else: *Happily munches on popcorn*
Leo: This is so much better than TV.
Person-
To Annabeth: Can Percy solve a Rubik's cube?
Annabeth: Maybe I would answer if Percy would just SHARE THE POPCORN!
Percy: Come on, Annabeth! It's popcorn! Not blue popcorn, but still popcorn!
Percabeth: *keeps arguing*
Hazel: ...Maybe ask another time?
Nico: I could ans-
NYC Spy-
IF THE SEVEN MET SMELLY GABE, WHAT WOULD THEY THINK OF HIM?
Nico: -wer!
Nico: OH COME ON, THAT WASN'T EVEN THE SAME CHAPTER!
Caleo4evah: :)
Caleo4evah: But seriously, though, they need to help answer the question.
Nico: And how do you do that?
Caleo4evah: I WANNA GO TO THE DAM SNACK BAR!
Percabeth: …
Percabeth, Thalia, and Grover: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Thalia: Wait, how does Annabeth know about it?
Percy: A couple years ago, I took her to the dam.
Annabeth: He ended up telling me everything. It was hilarious.
Thalia: Oh.
Frank: Wait, aren't we supposed to answer the question or something?
Piper: What is the question, anyway?
Caleo4evah: OOPS, I GUESS WE'RE OUT OF TIME. NEXT QUESTION!
ToLazyToLogin-
To Percy: If you had to choose one of the Olympian goddesses to date (I say 'had to' because Percabeth has been a religion since The Lightning Thief), who would you choose?
Percy: I doubt they would even want to, though, so let's just skip this question!
Caleo4evah: Can't do that.
Percy: Why not?
Caleo4evah: ToLazyToLogin specifically said in this scenario, all goddesses would be willing.
Percy: Can we still skip it, though?
Caleo4evah: They also said no skipping.
Percy: *Pouts in corner*
Percy: *face lights up and light bulb appears*
Percy: IDEA!
Leo: Dude, why are you so excited about it?
Jason: This is Percy. An idea for him only happens once a blue moon.
Percy: HEY!
Percy: Seriously, though, I have an amazing idea.
Caleo4evah: Go ahead.
Percy: I would date a goddess who I think is really amazing. She's beautiful and smart and amazing and awesome and all the good things in the universe.
Percy: Her name is Annabeth.
Annabeth: I'm not a goddess, though.
Percy: Hey Caleo4evah, did the asker say it had to be a literal goddess?
Caleo4evah: No…
Percy: Then Annabeth it is. My metaphorical Goddess.
Percabeth: *stares into each other's eyes*
Everyone: Awwwwww…
Percy: *looks up startled*
Leo: You forgot we were here, didn't you?
Percy: Wha-no, no I didn't! *looks around nervously*
Caleo4evah: Sure, Percy, sure.
The FanGirl-
To Leo: Can you list all your given nicknames by yourself and others?
Leo: Sure! But let me warn you, this is going to take a while.
Leo: Admiral, Mr. Spock, Repair Boy, Supreme Commander of the Argo II, Uncle Leo…
FIVE HOURS LATER
Leo: ...Blue Bottom, Black Bottom the Sequel, and Lord Tinker.
Percy: Dude, there were some in there no one's ever heard before. What the Hades does Frankenstein mean? You haven't been inventing any new monsters, have you?
Leo: No…?
Annabeth: *Bangs head on wall* Unbelievable. Let's just hope it doesn't come around here.
Leo: Right, right…*nervously laughs* Um, for a completely different reason, don't go near the bunker.
Percy Fan 65252-
To Percy: Do you have a middle name? And if you do, what is it?
Percy: Nope! I don't have a middle name. Although sometimes people on this website make ones up.
Caleo4evah: Well, this can't happen. EVERYONE, YOU'RE GETTING MIDDLE NAMES!
Everyone: Yay!
Caleo4evah: And I'M giving them to you!
Everyone: Aww…
Caleo4evah: And THAT'S what you will be called for the rest of this chapter.
Everyone: WHAT?
Leo: Please don't be embarrassing.
Caleo4evah: But only the seven get a middle name. Otherwise, it would take too long.
Everyone else: YAY!
Seven: Oh, COME ON!
Caleo4evah: Okay, Percy's middle name will be… um, dolphin.
Dolphin: Wait, WHAT?
Dolphin: Hey, who changed my name?
Caleo4evah: Jason will be Cloud.
Cloud: SERIOUSLY?
Caleo4evah: Piper should be...Princess!
Princess: There is NO WAY I'm being Princess.
Caleo4evah: Frank is Elephant.
Elephant: Is it sad to hear that kind of fits?
Caleo4evah: Hazel shall be Magical!
Magical: Um, okay…?
Caleo4evah: Leo is…
Leo: *puppy eyes*
Caleo4evah: Hammer.
Hammer: At least it's not as bad as Dolphin…
Dolphin: HEY!
Caleo4evah: And finally, Annabeth will be…
Annabeth: *braces herself*
Caleo4evah: Becky.
Becky: Alright!
Hammer: Oh, come ON! How is that fair?
Caleo4evah: Because Annabeth-sorry, BECKY- is obviously better than you.
Hammer: Oh come on! Your username is literally my ship name!
Caleo4evah: Percabeth4evah was taken.
Hammer: …
Becky: Hey, do you have a middle name?
Caleo4evah: ...yes.
Dolphin: Can you tell us? We literally know nothing about you.
Elephant: Except that you live in Canada. Also, WOOHOO! CANADA!
Caleo4evah: *high-fives Frank/Elephant*
Caleo4evah: But still, I need to stay anonymous. Even if having literal demigods hanging out with me at school would definitely improve my image.
Princess: Come on, PLEASE? I would charmspeak, but in this fanfic, nothing ever goes the way we want to.
Caleo4evah: Nope. No way, no how. My secrets shall stay secret.
Caleo4evah: Even if someone asks in a question, I'd only give the first letter or something.
Caleo4evah: So yeah.
Percy Fan 65252-
To Percy: would you rather be happy famous but without Annabeth or sad and poor but with Annabeth?
Dolphin: That question is a paradox.
Becky: What do you mean?
Dolphin: One: It's impossible for me to be happy without Annabeth, even if I was famous, and two: It's impossible for me to be sad with Annabeth, even if I was poor!
Becky: Aww…
Everyone: Aww…
Aphrodite: PERCABETH! *fangirls*
Cloud: Dude, you're making us look bad.
Dolphin: :)
NOSKCAJ YCREP-
To Percy: Who is your favorite girl besides Annabeth?
Dolphin: I LOVE YOUR USERNAME!
Caleo4evah: Just answer the question.
Dolphin: Fine. Jeez.
Dolphin: I see what you're trying to do here, backwards me. But it won't work!
Dolphin: My favorite girl other than Annabeth is my mom!
Sally: Aww, Percy…
Caleo4evah: Sorry to ruin the moment, but I just realized something.
Caleo4evah: SALLY AND PAUL DON'T HAVE A SHIP NAME!
Sally: Really?
Caleo4evah: Yeah! I was surfing the web when I realized: Why haven't I ever seen a Sally/Paul ship name? So I look it up, and there isn't any!
Nico: WHAT?
Nico: SALLY AND PAUL NEED A SHIP NAME!
Dolphin: Um...Nico?
Nico: EVERYONE HAS SHIP NAMES! BELLA AND EDWARD AND RON AND HERMIONE AND KATNISS AND PEETA AND FOUR AND TRIS AND HICCUP AND ASTRID AND-
Cloud: You're a fanboy?
Princess: Wow. I was not expecting that.
Caleo4evah: Let's just ignore that for now. People reading this, let me know what you want their ship name to be! We are going to find one.
Nico: YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!
BillNyeDaFireFly-
To the 7: Persassy, LeoSassy, or #NicoSaysNO?
Dolphin: PERSASSY!
Hammer: No, LEOSASSY!
Nico: I'm pretty sure we can all agree the obvious answer is #NicoSaysNO.
Them: *keeps arguing*
Princess: Didn't we do this already?
Caleo4evah: Yeah, but it's still entertaining!
Princess: True.
Everyone: *eats popcorn*
TUBERculosisman-
To Percy: Did Perry have any last words before Octavian...you already know...
Dolphin: *cries*
Becky: Aww, now he's going to be crying for days. Perry is a really sensitive subject for him.
Cloud: Wait, who's Perry?
Dolphin: *cries louder*
Becky: Shh!
Cloud: Did Octavian kill him?
Dolphin: *sobs harder*
Becky: *Takes dagger*
Cloud: *Runs away*
Becky: *Chases Jason/Cloud*
Hammer: …
Hammer: LEOSASSY!
Nico: #NICOSAYSNO!
Dolphin: PERSASSY!
Nico and Hammer: …
Dolphin: What?
I know, I know, you're probably thinking WHY DID SHE TAKE SO LONG TO UPDATE? AND WHY ISN'T MY QUESTION THERE?
Believe it or not, middle school can be hard. And it has way too much homework. (Although I'm pretty sure I did AWESOME on my last test!) And technically, I DID update. The comebacks, remember?
And I'm answering the questions in order, and I'm really behind, so…
Also, let me know what you think Sally and Paul's ship name should be! It is so surprising it hasn't been done yet.
See ya,
-Caleo4evah