Okay, if you know Harry Potter, you'll know that Hermione has that obsession with house-elves being free. This parody is about how Hermione tries to stop the enslavement of the house-elves through S.P.E.W! This is based on the song "Starts with Goodbye" by Carrie Underwood! Read, review, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or this song!


Starts with S.P.E.W

Verse One:

I was sitting in the Great Hall

I had the fork and I let it fall out of my hand

And I know I had to do it

And they wouldn't understand

()()

So hard to see the house-elves working

Knowing they're enslaved makes my heart break

I have to do something

I know the choice I'm gonna make

()()

Chorus:

I guess I'm gonna have to work

I guess I'm gonna have to try

And do what I can to

Get wizards on my side

()()

They'll try to get me down

They don't care about house-elves

But I guess to set them free for life

Starts with S.P.E.W

()()

Verse Two:

I know there's a small house-elf

In the kitchens so happy to be free

And if I'm to convince the others

That's the way it's gonna be

()()

Chorus:

I guess I'm gonna have to work

I guess I'm gonna have to try

And do what I can to

Get wizards on my side

()()

They'll try to get me down

They don't care about house-elves

But I guess to set them free for life

Starts with S.P.E.W

()()

Bridge:

House-Elves

Don't care enough about themselves

They'll be free

Because of me

()()

Chorus:

I guess I'm gonna have to work

I guess I'm gonna have to try

And do what I can to

Get wizards on my side

()()

They'll try to get me down

They don't care about house-elves

But I guess to set them free for life

Starts with S.P.E.W

()()


I know this is definitely not the best parody in the world. I just wanted to do one for this song and this was the best I could come up with. : ( I promise the next parody will be better! It may be an ABBA song or a song by Paramore or Taylor Swift . . . I don't know which one yet . . . please review!