Chapter 9

The clock struck three. Kenny and the others rounded up the whole school for the upcoming battle.

Wendy looked at Stan. She was so scared, but Stan wouldn't talk to her. She squeezed to the peak of the crowd.

"Wendy? What is it? We have a world to save!"

"Stan, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. I wasn't cheating on you. Kip's parent's got into a fist fight and I was comforting him."

"I'm sorry, too. After almost killing my karate teacher, I thought what if it was you." The raven haired boy hugged his girlfriend.

"The cult's coming!"

"Get ready, everyone!"

The groups diverged. One fight here, one there.

"Dude, why are you doing this? I thought you liked me?"

"We hate everyone, Stanley!" Curly Goth stepped forward and took out a knife.

"Cthulhu will dominate!" The other Goths, Henrietta, Red Goth, and Kindergoth, made a circle around the raven haired boy.

"We won't let you get away with it!" Stan didn't wanna fight. These four didn't do anything to him.

Curly kicked Stan below the belt. He fell. Henrietta trapped him in her arms.

"You should've run when you had the chance." Kindergoth aimed a rifle at Stan's chest. "Say farewell, Stan Marsh." The little Goth smirked.

"Wait! I don't wanna kill him!" Red Goth lifted Kindergoth by his hair. "Put the damn gun down!" He grabbed the tiny Goth's shirt and began shaking him. "I said drop it! You're only five! You're too young to do this sucky shit!"

"No!"

"Please, guys! This is for our own good!"

"I SAID NO!" There was a gunshot.

"Jesus Christ!" Stan shouted.

"You're next, Stanley!"

"Stan!" Wendy managed to grab the gun out of Kindergoth's hands. "Let him go, bitch!" The girl in the lavender jacket pointed the gun at Henrietta.

The female Goth lifted Stan like a shield. "I go, your boyfriend goes!"

Wendy lowered the gun.

Henrietta was knocked in the back of the head with a coffee mug. She was bleeding. "F*** YOU, BITCH!"

"That wasn't me!" Wendy looked around.

"Gah! She's gonna kill me!" A blonde boy ran to Stan, Wendy and the Goths.

Stan pointed his nail gun at the remaining Goths. "This one's for flippy hair!" Nails pierced Curly and Kindergoth. They collapsed. "Thanks for the save, Tweek!"

"Gah!"

Henrietta ripped the gun out of Wendy's hands and pointed at her.

"Wendy!"

"If either of you make a single step, she's dead!"

"Stan, help me!"

"Quiet you!" Wendy was hit in the face with the gun. Her nose began to bleed.

"Leave her alone!" A Canadian baby hit the female Goth in the face with a dirty diaper.

"Go, Ike!"

Henrietta released Wendy and collapsed.

"Nice teamwork!" Stan lifted up Wendy's head. "Crap! Her nose is broken pretty bad! Let's take her to the hospital! Wendy, can you walk?"

"Yes." The four kids walked to Hell's Pass Hospital.

A/N: Sorry for taking so long. Every mini battle will be a different chapter. Plz review!