Total Drama Season 3
Total Drama Prison
(Please note that it was 5 days until Christmas at the time I was making this episode, and I am REALLY running out of ideas at this point. Not even sure if a prison setting was a good idea…though I do have the finale challenge ready.)
(Uh.)
(Stalling.)
(Okay, you've earned the episode.)
Episode 10: Total Drama at the Winter Games
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Prison, the producers started running out of ideas, and one of them thought of a chess match which was as good as anything at the moment. Anyways, Team Convict finally won an elimination challenge, which meant we had to say goodbye to our little psycho, Izzy. Now that Team Delinquent's down a prisoner, will Team Convict keep on winning? Find out tonight on another episode of Total Drama Prison!
Guys
Justin is still looking around his cell for his mirror
Justin: Okay, who stole my freaking mirror?
Noah: Do you honestly need the dang thing, Justin?
Ezekiel: Seriously, eh. I'm tired of waking up in the middle of the night to you mumbling about your mirrors, Justin.
Justin: If I had my mirrors, I wouldn't be mumbling!
Confessional:
Harold: I'm seriously thinking about kicking off Justin. He's really annoying in the morning now. Even more so than Owen was. Though it's really Noah's fault for since he stole Justin's mirror.
Harold: Justin, do you really want your mirror back?
Justin: Well what do you think?
Harold: Noah?
Noah groans and tosses it through the cell bars
Justin catches it
Justin: You mother fucker! You're going home next, mark my words!
Noah: Whatever.
Girls
Courtney: It seems quite without Izzy here to try and break out of her cell every morning.
Eva knocks down the wall Courtney worked all night on putting back up
Courtney: Oh, come on! I spent all night putting that thing back up!
Eva: You gonna do something about it, Miss C.I.T.?
Courtney tackles Eva and punches her in the face
Eva knees Courtney in the stomach, making her form a ball and fall to the floor
Eva: That's what I thought.
Katie and Sadie are cowering in the corner of their connected cell from Eva
Confessional:
Katie: It's bad enough we have to share a cell block with that monster, but we're the ones who have to be on the same team as her! She's so going home next.
Bridgette yawns and finally wakes up
Chris over intercom: All prisoners, outside. All prisoners, outside. And, you may wanna bring a coat.
Everyone goes outside and huddle very tightly in their teams to keep warm
Chris walks out with a heavy coat and hot cocoa
Chris: Man! It's freezing out here, huh? Anyways, as you can see, winter hit the prison, and yes, this is real snow.
Ezekiel: C-can we h-have s-some c-c-coats, eh?
Chris: Only if you win the first challenge. Your first task is to build a snow fort big enough to hold your entire team, and you score bonus points for extra decorations while your at it. The second part is a big game of Capture the Flag. If you get hit with a snow ball, you're out. First team to get the other team's flag back to their fort wins, along with the reward, which will be given later. Alright! Go!
Team Delinquent
Noah: Courtney, aren't you going to help?
Courtney: Eva…knee…stomach…can't…move…
Confessional:
Noah: And I thought I was lazy.
Harold, Justin and Noah work quickly building up the walls of the fort
Harold: We need a five foot thick wall so no one can get in.
Justin: But then how do we get out?
Noah digs a hole through the bottom of one of the walls
Noah: This will be the escape tunnel. We can build an igloo around it for a guard.
The three climb out and build and igloo around the escape hole
Justin: I think we should build two ramps next to the escape tunnel on the inside so two of us can pin whoever comes in.
Harold: Good idea, Justin.
Noah: Looks like that brain of yours has some thought in it after all.
Team Convict
Eva kicks the ice on the prison wall once and a big square of it falls
Eva shanks it into the ground
Eva does it three more times
Eva punches a doorway through on one wall
Eva: Walls and doorway, done. Now we just need to cover it with snow.
Ezekiel: We got it, eh!
Ezekiel, Katie and Sadie throw huge piles of snow that instantly stick to the walls
Bridgette: That was relatively easy.
Ezekiel notices Katie is shivering
Ezekiel: You cold, Katie?
Katie: Y-yeah, it's f-freezing out here.
Ezekiel takes off his hoodie
Ezekiel: Here, wear this. It's what keeps me warm.
Katie puts it on
Katie: Thanks. That's a lot warmer.
Confessional:
Ezekiel: Well, I can't just let her freeze, eh. Plus I never get cold.
They build up towers
Bridgette: Are you guys sure the towers aren't gonna collapse when we walk on them?
Sadie: Don't worry Bridgette. They're perfectly safe.
Sadie walks onto the steps and falls through
Sadie: Maybe not. Hey, we should put the flag at the top of the tower!
Katie: Yeah! That way they won't be able to get to it!
Ezekiel: But how do we get up there, eh?
Eva takes the flag, puts it in her teeth, then climbs up the walls and stabs the flag into the top of the tower
Eva drops back down
Eva: That's how.
Chris: Alrighty, Prisoners! Let's see how you did!
Chris comes over to both forts then calls everyone to the bleachers
Chris: Me and Chef have decided that the castle with the best defense capabilities is…Team Delinquent's!
Justin, Noah, Harold: Yes!
Chef hands them coats
Chris: Alright! Each team will have 5 minutes to strategize before we start Capture the Flag. And, if you haven't already, you should make some snowballs.
Each team makes a fort full of snowballs
Chris: Ready, steady, Freddy, GO!
Harold and Noah take their places on the ramps holding the snowballs
Justin is in the igloo
Courtney: I think I'm good to go now.
Noah: Good. Go get the flag.
Courtney dives through the hole and out of the igloo
Courtney sneaks around to Team Convict's fort
Ezekiel: Enemy at 4 o'clock!
Ezekiel, Katie and Sadie begin throwing snowballs
Courtney dodges them and catches three, then throws them all back, hitting all three and knocking them off their ledge
Katie lands on Sadie and Ezekiel lands flat on his face next to them
Courtney runs through the doorway and jump kicks Eva in the stomach, grabs the snowball that was flung into the air and hits Eva
Courtney looks up at the tower
Courtney starts climbing it
Bridgette goes to the igloo and kicks it, making it topple over on Justin
Bridgette rams through the wall, going straight through Harold's ramp and making it fall over, toppling onto Noah's and making both fall
Bridgette grabs the flag and runs over Noah as he tries to get up
Bridgette scoops up a snowball and runs back to her fort
Bridgette: Hey, Courtney! You're going down!
Bridgette throws the snowball, though Courtney catches it and throws it back
Bridgette uses the flag holder to break it in half
Bridgette kicks the tower, making it fall over and cover Bridgette in a blanket of snow
Courtney comes out of it holding the flag
Courtney starts going back to her fort when she nearly gets hit by a snowball
Courtney: Hey! Who threw that?
Chef walks around the corner of the prison holding a snowball gun
Chef fires another one and Courtney jumps, missing her by inches
Courtney: Hey! Stop it! I'm trying to win a challenge here!
Chef: Yeah, and Chris is trying to make the episode longer! Now DODGE MAGGOT, DODGE!
Chef fires five and Courtney catches one, then throws it back and hits Chef in the face
Courtney steals his snowball gun
Chris walks around the corner in a big robot suit
Courtney: Are you freaking kidding me?
Chris: Well, since Chef failed, it's time for me to step in for once. If you can pin me with a snowball, you-
Courtney hits him in the face with a snowball
Chris: Alright, I deserved that. Team Delinquent wins the challenge.
Team Delinquent cheers
Chris: Your reward; presents from your parent's at home!
They cheer again
Chris: Team Convict, since you finally lost a reward challenge, you have to vote on sending someone to the maximum security cell.
Voting
Bridgette: I know Eva helped build up the ice walls and put the flag on the tower, but she's a real jerk and deserves a night in the security cell.
Katie: Eva.
Ezekiel: Eva shouldn't be back in the game.
Sadie: Eva shouldn't be back here.
Eva: Bridgette. She lost the challenge.
Prison
Chef walks in on Team Convict in the dining hall
Chef: Alright maggots. The box in front of you will either contain nothing, or a pair of handcuffs. If it has a pair of handcuffs, then you're screwed for the night. Now, open them up! I got better things to do than be in here all night!
They open them up
Eva: You mother fuckers!
Chef takes the handcuffs and puts a straight jacket onto Eva
Chef takes her to the cell
Team Delinquent
Chris walks in on Team Delinquent in the dining hall
Chris: Alright then, Team Delinquent, since you won today's reward challenge, you get presents from your family in honor of it being Christmas. (or at least close to Christmas when I made this episode)
Chef passes around the presents
Noah: Sweet! The next volume of my book!
Harold: Noah, that's a math book.
Noah: Your point?
Confessional:
Harold: I'm starting to question Noah's love of books.
Justin nearly cries when he opens his
Courtney: What did you get?
Justin pulls out two hand mirrors
Noah: Of course.
Harold pulls nun chucks out of his box
Harold: Sweet!
Harold starts spinning them and hits himself in the face, knocking himself out
Courtney gasps when she opens her box
Justin: What is it?
Courtney pulls out a trophy
Courtney: For winning class president 4 years running! Yes! I knew I'd get it!
Chris: Alright then. You guys can go out into the snow for the rest of the day if you want.
Both teams go outside
Ezekiel goes up to Katie and Sadie
Ezekiel: Hey, even if we don't win this season we can at least get a world record.
Sadie: For?
Ezekiel: The world record for the world's biggest snowman.
Katie: I'm in.
The three of them build up a huge snowman
Ezekiel: Hey, Chris! Call the world record committee!
Chris: Why?
Chris looks up at the snowman and spits out his hot cocoa
Chris: Holy snap! Chef, call the world record committee!
Chef gets on the phone and walks outside
Chef: They'll be here in an hour, but why- HOLY CRAP!
Katie: This didn't even take very long to build!
Sadie: It was fun, too.
The person comes, records the height, declares it's a record, then takes a picture of Ezekiel, Katie and Sadie standing in front of it
Once they leave, Courtney walks up to it
Courtney: This thing is big!
Chef is thrown through a wall and Eva steps out
Chris: You actually broke out of that cell? That's the only thing we paid money on!
Noah: Big surprise.
Eva looks up at the snowman
Eva: Why is this here?
Ezekiel: We built it and set a new world record.
Chris: And if you don't get back into the cell, I'm gonna send you home, Eva.
Eva kicks the snow man and it falls over on Chris
Ezekiel: Aw, man!
Sadie: All our hard work!
Katie: Gone!
They glare at Eva who leaves for the cell
Chris' head pops out of the snow
Chris: Looks like Eva's still mad. What will happen next? Who will be eliminated? Find out on the next episode of Total Drama Prison!