One day, in a pleasant scene could be admired within a a corner of the happy land of fanfiction. Two cheerful authors were preparing for their days work. Strangely, the characters they had assembled didn't seem pleased at all despite the pleasantness of their surroundings.
Latte: OK Guys! Time to start our dares! :D
*groans from all*
Tapioca: Oh come on guys! You don't want to disapoint your precious fans do you? Besides, you know you have fun with at least half of them anyway. ;D
*everyone glares*
Tapioca: OK, ok fine. But you have no choice.
Latte: Lets begin!
Canada: Um...shouldn't you be...listening to your characters more...maybe?
Latte: Do you hear something?
Tapioca: Nope. Lets start! This is from TeaSucker.
Hi, Tapioca and Latte! Hmm, your names remind me of that latte with tapioca i
drank a few days ago...*smirk*
(silence)
naaa, I'm just joking, but such a drink would be...interesting!
Alriight time for business...*evil laugh*
Everyone: if you think the village in Austria is funny, try searching this:
**, Newfoundland in Canada! He sure is France's relation XD and make him
explain this...situation (note:it doesn't have to be historical or logical)
Italy+Romano: I have organized 10 legions of fangirls (with help from granpa
Rome) to march on Rome and sieze you guys! They will stop at nothing to
capture you guys!
(1 hour later)
Actually I'm just kidding, there are no legions of anything under my command.
Japan: so...from episode 16 or so, one of your...R18 books was discovered by
Italy. Care to explain why put it in such a revealing place?
China:try to put North Korea on a leash...if you suceed, you get a (fine
print:mayfly's...the fly that lives for one day) lifetime supply of whatever
you want!
Romano and Russia: Have a mafia vs mafia fight!
Hungary: so...you like watching other people sexually suffer? Let's put you in
the hot seat! You must submit to France's wills and do whatever he wants you
to do...as long as it's not hardcore M rated stuff xD Oh, and Austria must
livestream this little scene to the internet with his own hands.
Korea and Hong Kong (if they are there): I don't know...watch the korean movie
"singijeon" (god did i spell that right)together in front of everyone.
England: try to scientifically prove (no showing a lot of details please :D)
fairies exist XD
...
Austria: Well, hurry up and start.
Tapioca & Latte: *in tears* We...we got recognized!
Austria: Um...
Japan: I do berieve (believe) they are reffering to the fact that this dare addresed them by name.
Latte: TeaSucker! We love you!
Tapioca: Yeah! You are so awesome!
*silence*
Latte: Ahem. Well then, perhaps we should get started.
Tapioca: Is...uh...Canadia here?
Canada: I'm Canada!
Latte: Whoa! When did he get here?
Canada: I've been here the whole time!
Tapioca: Well whatever. Do you seriously have a town called Newfoundland?
Canada: ...Yeah...
Latte: I want that to be funny but somehow I really don't care.
Tapioca: Yeah...probably cuz its Canadia.
Canada: Canada...*sniffles*
Latte: Italy and Romano!
Romano: Damitt! I was taking a fucking nap you idiot!
Italy: Ve~ me too...*rubs eyes adorably*
Tapioca: Wait here.
...
*An hour later*
Latte: Ok you're done.
Romano: What the crap was that all about?
Tapioca: We we're waiting for the legions of fangirls to arrive and capture you, but then we finished reading the review and realized no one was coming. But she said to wait for an hour, so now you're done. ;)
Romano: ...I fucking...hate...you all...
Latte: Um, Japan? Next question is for you.
Japan: Hai. I am ready.
Latte: So...remember that R18 book Italy found in your library before?
Japan: Ah..um..eto...that was...*blushing furiously*
Latte: Why was it in such a...revealing place? I don't know if I would call that revealing myself but a question is a question.
Japan: Ah...well...I...drew that myself...just for practice! And...eto...I put it away...kind of fast. Without thinking.
Tapioca: I see...*grins for no good reason.*
Latte: Well moving on, Romano and Russia, fight time!
Tapioca: Mafia style! *winks*
Seychelles: Wait, wasn't there something before that?
Latte: OMG! When did we merge with Gakuen Hetalia?
Seychelles: Hey! I'm part of the anime too!
Latte: Yeah, whatever, moving on!
*Romano and Russia are stanced for a fight*
Tapioca: Oh crap. I don't know, Romano is able to get mad...but he's still Italy! Theres no way he can win!
Latte: Quiet. Just watch.
*Epic battle begins. Mafia forces are shooting like crazy. Latte and Tapioca eat popcorn. The bad touch trio try and steal some, they are slapped. The fight is nearing the end. Romano and Russia are standing, both very battered with cuts still bleeding, on top of their now dead mafia forces. The winner is clear. Nearly 200 of Romano's mafia forces stand behind him. Only about 70 are left of Russia's forces. Romano grins wickedly. Scene ends*
Tapioca: That was...so bad ass. :D
Latte: Ok, playtimes over kids. Next dare!
Tapioca: Ok...Um Hungary?
Hungary: Yeah, I'm here? Is it my turn? Nothing too horrible I hope.
Tapioca: Ahaha...of course not. Um...do you have any frying pans on hand?
Hungary: Oh yeah, here. *Hands Tapioca frying pan*
Tapioca: Any more?
Hungary: *sighs, and hands Tapioca three other frying pans*
Latte: *Stares questioningly*
Tapioca: Um...ok, go sit in that chair now.
Hungary: ...Ok. *goes and sits down in the specified chair.*
Tapioca: Quick everyone! Tie her up!
Latte: On it!
Hungary: Crap! Get off me now damitt! Agh!
*everyone pitches in, and some how or other, Hungary is tied to the chair*
Latte: Ok...I would read the dare outloud...but I think I'd throw up. Someone just bring France so we can get this over with.
France: Ready when you are madamoiselle. ;) *disgusting France wink*
Latte: *throws up*
Hungary: ...What is happening...?*is turning very pale*
Tapioca: Blech. Up to me now I guess. Kay France...you are...thanks to the unfortunate rules of fanfiction truth or dare...allowed to do...whatever you want to Hungary.
France: Wait, it really says that?
Tapioca: Actually, no, it says that she has to...submit to you wills...blech. But thats kind of impossible, so I tied her up.
France: Hmmm...so...my wills...oui? *Rape face*
Tapioca: Nothing M rated it says!
France: Right, right, of course~ *walks over to Hungary*
Hungary: *glares furiously at France*
France: *leans in towards Hungary* Whats wrong sweetheart? You have such an unpleasant face on you know, it doesn't suit you...
Hungary: I swear, I will kill you when this is all over. I will fucking kill you.
France: Of course you will mon amour, in that case...*leans in close and whispers in Hungary's ear* I better enjoy myself while I can.
Tapioca: Latte, how can you still be passed out? You have to help me edit this!
Latte: I...just...threw up...you idiot...blech...give me some time...
Tapioca: Crud. This is not good...*scans around room for help, suddenly notices someone fidgiting*
Prussia: *fidgiting in irritation*
Tapioca: Ha. I can work with this. *walks over to France* Hey, don't you think Liz would like some icecream? *hands France icecream cone*
France: You're right, mercie beautiful madamoiselle.
Tapioca: Eww. Now shut up and eat some icecream. *walks away again*
France: Look darling, she gave us some icecream to share! *puts icecream near Hungary's mouth*
Hungary: Shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP!
France: The dare says you have to submit to my wills~
Hungary: I don't care what it says! Get away right-*her words are blocked by icecream*
Prussia: *looks away, starts muttering about how un-awesome this is*
France: Thats better dear. *licks opposite side of icecream.*
Hungary: *Using only her mouth manages to move the icecream to the side and spit the cone on the floor.*
France: What a waste of a perfectly good glace au chocolat. Oh but look, you got your face dirty. *points to some chocolate ice cream on Hungary's cheek*
Hungary: Wait! No, j-just get away from me! Eww! Agh no!
France: *licks icecream off Hungary's cheek*
Prussia: *can't take it anymore, runs over to France and Hungary. He glares at France* Okie doki, France, dares' over now.
France: Hmm~ really? But there was no time limit remember? Shouldn't the dare go until I'm satisfied. *he smiles and picks up a lock of Hungary's hair, which he attempts to kiss*
Prussia: *Slaps France's hand away* Oh its ok France, I'll take over. *he winks, but still looks angry.*
Hungary: Whatever, can I just go now? Why do you even care Prussia?
Prussia: *Blushes* Ah-um, I don't I just, um...ah...
Hungary: *looks questioningly* You just?
Prussia: Damitt your so dense! *Leans down and kisses Hungary*
Hungary: ! *starts blushing*
France: Ohohohoh~ Well then, alls well that ands well. ;) *he feels a tug on his sleeve*
Seychelles: *sniffling* Yeah right! How could you do that right in front of me?
France: But darling, it was a dare...
Seychelles: Hmpf! You never notice me when there are others around! And it doesn't even have to be girls, one time you-
France: *cuts her off with a kiss* I'm sorry mon sweet amour, I left you alone too long. Come, I miss you already.
Seychelles: ...O-ok...*still sniffling, but obviously happy*
Latte: Oh thank god its over!
Tapioca: Hahaha, that was cute, except for France.
Latte: Oh whoops. Austria was supposed to livestream that to the internet.
Austria: I'm not really any good with camera's, thats more Hugary's thing but I think she learned it all from Japan who definitely got the footage. Ask him to livestream it or whatever, I don't really care.
Tapioca: He really doesn't care at all does he?
Latte: Nope. Now, moving on! To something that hopefully won't make me throw up!
Tapioca: Looking at this particular dare...Korea and Hong Kong aren't here are they?
Korea & Hong Kong: Um, But we are he-
Latte: SHUT UP! You're not here, nobody knows that you are here if you were which you're not!
Tapioca: Now, England, try and prove fairies are real. Scientifically.
England: Will you believe what you see?
Latte: Maybe.
England: Theres one on your nose.
Latte:...
England: No, really!
Tapioca: ...
England: Listen, of course there are fairies! How else do you think your teeth would disapear when you bloody put them under pillows? And And what about Christmas? Haven't you ever heard of the elves? I admit its a different species but-!
Everyone: ...
England: *in tears* Forget it you stupid wankers! See if I bloody care when you get trapped in the fairy kingdom cuz you stepped in a mushroom ring!
Latte: Um...yeah. Ok teasucker! Hope that satisfies you! ;D
Tapioca: We did our absolute best! :D
Hong Kong: You skipped at least two of the dares. Including the only one I've ever been in so far. :(
Latte: Yeah, yeah, whatevs.
Tapioca: Those dares sounded so boring...just like *coughcough* you *coughcough*
Latte: Now, time to end this chapter with epic style!
Tapioca: Of course! And that means...
Tapioca & Latte: We'll see y'alls later, and we loves y'alls! *insert epic face here*
The End! /
Keep sending us those dares, even if we take forever to upload! And most importantly, keep readin', keep lovin'!