(American Idiot playing)
Episode 10:
The Songs
Yuki: Hello everyone! This is the tenth episode! Woot!
Leon: --'
Cloud: Um, yay?
Yuki: So in honor of this momentous occasion, I will perform the 'Cloud song'!
Cloud: What?!
Yuki: My name is Cloud! (dressed like Cloud and points at her self.)
Yuki: I have a sword! (Holds up Cloud's stolen sword)
Cloud: Hey that's mine!
Yuki: I fight cactors! (slices a cactor plushy)
Yuki: Because I'm bored! (sitting on a rock bored)
Yuki: I like to ride on chocobos! (holds up chocobo plushy)
Yuki: Because it's better than having afros! (Has afro on her head. Yuki: NOOO!)
Yuki: When I go into an Inn… (walks through a door)
Yuki: Fifteen seconds! It's day again. (Yuki: Yay!)
Yuki: And I will use a phoenix down. (Cooking a phoenix in a pot)
Yuki: So when I die. (Dead Yuki)
Yuki: I will not frown! (Happy Zombie)
Cloud: Damn OOC writers.
Leon: -snicker-
Cloud: (glare)
Leon: (backs away)
Yuki: Because I' am Cloud. (Points at self)
Yuki: My hair defies all gravity! (Yuki: Yay for cement!)
Yuki: And I can't have too many potions- (holds up a bunch of potions)
Yuki: - or I might get cavities! (Dentist: Oh my mother fucking God!)
Yuki: If I can't slice you! (starts trying to slice cheese with buster)
Yuki: then that's o.k.! ( Holds thumb up in an o.k. kind of way)
Yuki: I'll use my magic! (Fire balls!)
Yuki: Anyway! (Fire melts cheese. Yuki: My cheese!)
Yuki: I will defeat that Sephiroth! (starts trying to tear up a Sephiroth plushy)
Yuki: Because he's not David Lee Roth! (David Lee Roth: Got that right! Yuki: David!)
Cloud: What the hell?!
Leon: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Yuki: The Cloud song! Now do you want to hear the Leon song?
Leon: No!
Cloud: Sure go a head. I would love to hear it. (smirk)
Yuki: O.k. just remember. I couldn't find any actual Leon song so I had to make one myself.
Leon: God no! Don't- (Cloud covers Leon's mouth to keep him from speaking)
Cloud: that is perfectly fine.
Yuki: My name is Leon! (points at self dressed as Leon)
Yuki: I love griever! (hugs a copy of Leon's necklace)
Yuki: I have a gunblade! (Holds up Leon's sword)
Yuki: So that I can fight Heartless! (starts hitting a heartless on the head)
Yuki: I like to read very much! (reading a book)
Yuki: Because it's better than dealing with girls! (Arieth: Leon! Yuffie: Squall! Rinoa: Leon!)
Yuki: when I'm with Cloud! (hugs cloud)
Yuki: I have dirty thoughts! (a black light bulb turns on.)
Yuki: And I will use my gunblade (holds up gunblade again)
Yuki: So when I fight, I save the day! (dressed as Leon in super hero form)
Yuki: Because I' am Leon! (points at self dressed as Leon)
Yuki: I have a really cool scar! (draws scar on head using magic marker)
Yuki: And I can't go one hour, without making out with Cloud! (Starts doing the making out with self pose)
Yuki: If I can't kill you! (stabs a Seifer teddy bear that belongs to one of Yuki's room mates.)
Yuki: then that's o.k. (holds up thumb)
Yuki: I'll glare at you. (starts glaring at Seifer teddy bear)
Yuki: Until you fry! (Seifer teddy bear goes up in flames!)
Yuki: And I swear to kick your ass (kicks some random person's ass)
Yuki: If you get between, me and my cloud! (Sees Sephiroth. Yuki: die!)
Yuki: End!
Cloud: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! (laughs in Leon's face)
Yuki: You like?
Leon: Do I like?
Yuki: Yeah. I know that it may be a little rusty but I'm working on it!
Leon: Well let's put it this way. (takes his gunblade that he stole back from Yuki and tries to cut her head off.)
Yuki: AAAH! (Hides behind cloud)
Yuki: Cloud Leon's mad!
Cloud: Uh, yeah. No duh.
Leon: Die!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! (both run away)
Leon: You little bitch get back here!
Yuki: what are we going to do?!
Cloud: We?! You're attached to me and Leon is blind with fury right now!
Yuki: So?
Cloud (Grabs Yuki and throws her off) I'm free!
Yuki: Traitor!
Leon: Die!
Yuki: (POOF!)
Leon: What the hell?!
Yuki: the poof technique always comes in handy! (Yuki's voice heard over an intercom)
Leon: Damn you!
Cloud: (thinking) Angry sex is supposed to be the best. Hmm….
End…………………………………. Not!
Dun dun dun.
Yuki: Hello everyone! President Yuki: of AngelDragonqueen343 corporation here again. Today I wish to give you good news about the mission so far. We have received two reviews for this story. That means two less cases of withdraw from the world.
Cloud: Thanks to those two reviews we were able to get rid of two cases of withdraw we were able to move Denise and Benjamin into the hospital for those suffering withdraw.
Leon: but that's not enough! There are still hundreds of fans out there suffering and only you can make a difference.
(both Cloud and Leon playing with Fanfiction readers suffering from withdraw.)
Yuki: Remember you can help by reviewing or by PMing the author. Please join the cause for a better future for fiction readers everywhere, before you end up in a withdraw hospital. Thank you.