Chapter 10 : I'm too sexy for my chemistry class . . . too sexy for my
chemistry class what you think about that ?
Me : Yay ! I made it to chapter 10 !!! Thanks everybody , keep reading !
Lance : Yes ! for once , I have to admit that this story is doing great !
Me : Yeap ! keep reviewing folks I wanna make it to 50 !
Lance : I still want to be in the fic !
Me : Not this again , for the fourth time : NO . By the way people , in each "school" chapter I'm gonna pick 2 person to be "main" characters , I'm picking them at random !!! so don't be jealous * making big sad eyes* please ? you'll get your turn ! I swear on Marco's head . . . okay I'll pick someone else hum . . . I swear on Ren's head ! don't worry , I'll never let Ren die and for the "unchosen one" you'll still have a line ! Anyway , here's chapter 10 :
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That day , we were Wednesday ( a/n : what happen to Tuesday ? errrrr . . . Dunno) . We had to go to school again , we were starting with chemistry . . . Just imagine Ren , wearing goggles , doing experiment with chemicals . . . Hehehehehe . . . to funny ! Anyway , after the breakfast we were heading to school . . .
Horohoro : gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . ate-too-much-tuna-and-berry- sandwiches . . .
Lyserg : You're always eating too much , that remembers me a certain pretzels story . . .
Kyle : Oh ! hush ! try to forget about this stupid story !
Ed : It's not that stupid , 'cause of this story I met my favorite manga characters . . .
Ren : . . . THIS IS ALL YOU'RE FAULT , HOROHORO !
Horohoro : Hey , what about all the fortune cookies you bought ?
Yoh : Calm down ! there's no need to fight . . .
At school . . .
Kyle : Hey guys ! who as chemistry first period ?
Kaymaith : Me !!! you have it too ? cool !
B.C. : I've got it too !
Kaymaith (talking to B.C.): Yoh-is-mine-don't-touch-him !
B.C. : Okay ! I'll stick with Hao , then !
Ed : If you touch my Hao-Kun ! well . . . if you wanna keep your hair on your head !
B.C. : You can't have my hair !
Ed : And you can't have my Hao !
Wusai : Hey !Hey ! Renny ! I've bought you a pink pen !
Ren : What the hell do you want me to do with a pink pen ? . . . Are you still thinking that I am gay ?
Sakura-chan : Of course he's not ! He likes me !
Ren : I already told you : Nobody-likes-me !
Ed : Except Yoh !
Ren : You crazy-maniac girl shut up !
Ed : Hey , I might be crazy but not maniac !
C.T.R : Are you sure about this ? I mean , Yesterday you practically killed a guy just because he said that Hao was kinda sissy when he saw his picture !
S.K.F : I agree with her your ARE folle !
C.T.R : Oh ! by the way , does anyone want those four extra chocolate bar I have ?
Horohoro : Me ! me !
Lyserg : No ! you're eating too much ! I'll take them !
Kyle : Aaaaaaaaaaaaw *making chibi eyes * Lyserg sweetie , you're not gonna eat all those candy ?
Lyserg : Sorry , I'm doing this for you ! chocolate isn't good for your diet !
Kyle : Wait a minute . . . are you saying that I'm fat !?
Lyserg : No ! no ! you're perfect ! I swear !
Misai : But she isn't perfect as me , right ?
Lyserg : Eeeeeeeeer . . . well . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY HEART HAS BEEN TORN APART . . . IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I AM A TOTAL LADY KILLER !
Misai : Don't be sad ! I know that reality is sometimes hard to accept . . .
Ren : Hey ! I'm the lady killer here !
Ed : No ! no ! you're the man killer there's a difference !
Ren : Why you . . . Bason ! come before me !
Ed : Hey ! don't kill me I'm just a poor girl who can't shut her mouth !
Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggg !
Kyle : Well , gotta go ! bye folks !
In the chemistry laboratory . . .
Teacher : Oooooooooooooookay ! claaaaaaassss , tooooday we're goooooonna dooo an experiment oooooooon aciiiiid ! so you haaaaaaaave toooo weaarr yourr glassess !
Kyle ( whispering ) : Hum . . . Lyserg you're sure you don't wanna give me a piece ?
Lyserg : Yeap * munch* chocolate is a *munch * very *munch * very bad *munch * *munch * invention it's not good for health * munch* *munch* *munch * man , this is soooooooo good *munch * . . .
Kaymaith : Hey ! Yoh do you love Anna . . . I mean for real ?
Yoh : . . . why are you asking me that ?
Kaymaith : 'cause you're the coolest guy I know ! someone like you can't marry someone like Her !
Yoh : Why ?
Kaymaith : Well . . . aaaaaaw forget it ! (talking to her self) soon you'll know the answer . . . Mwuhahahahahahahahahhaha . . . I'm so evil . . . Mwuhahahahahahahaha !
Ren : Can I know what you're doing ?
B.C : Me ? oooooh . . . nothing . . . just playing with a bottle of acid . . .
Teacher : Nooooooow kiiiids , takee yoooour teeest tuuube . . .
Kyle : That teacher's sure is boring ! don't you agree with me Lyserg ? . . . Lyserg ?
Horohoro : Why is he not moving ?
Kyle : I . . . don't . . know . . .
Lyserg : . . .
Kyle : Lyserg ?
Lyserg : . . .
Horohoro : Hey , pal ?
Lyserg : . . .
Ed : What's wrong with him ? LYSERG !
Lyserg : . . .
Kyle : Okay , Let's try the hard medicine : LYSERG I LOVE YOU !
Lyserg : . . .
Horohoro : Man . . . he must be very very very sick . . .
Ed : yeah . . . I'm almost scared . . .
Teacher : Caaaaaaan IIIIIII haaave a little siiiiileeence heeeeeeere ?
Kyle : Hum . . . sorry Mister but our friend is acting strange . . . He don't wanna speak !
Teacher : Heee's not aaaacting straaaaaange . . . heee issss just aaa goood stuuudent who doon't taaalk duriiiing his claaaaaasses ! . . . Noooow eeveeerybody puuuut ooon yoour gooooggles !
B.C : Hehehheehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehe . . .
Ren : What's so funny ?
B.C : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Your face , loser !
10 minutes later . . .
Yoh : AAAAAAAAAAAAH There's acid in my hair !
Kaymaith : Noooooooooooooo ! not in yer beautiful hair . . . here : put them in the water !
Yoh : Wait a second ! it's not acid it's . . . eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww !dribble !
Kaymaith : Where does it come from ?
Horohoro : . . . Look behind you . . .
So , Yoh turned back . . .
Lyserg (mouth wide open) : . . .
Yoh : Hey , watch it dude ! you're dribbling on me !
Lyserg (mouth wide open) : . . .
Yoh : What's wrong with him ?
Kyle : We don't know , he ate the chocolate bars and now , the only thing he can say is : ". . ."
Lyserg (mouth wide open) : . . .
Ed : That is sooooooo spiffy !
Kyle : What should we do with him ?
Ed : Good question ! let's burn him with some milk and some chlorine !
Lyserg (mouth wide open) : . . .
Horohoro : Maybe we'd better tell the nurse !
Kyle : Naaaaaaah ! Like every others stupid adventure : there's something really stupid that's gonna happen and the problem will be solve . . .
And I was partly right . . .
B.C : Well , the mix's ready !
Ren : I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S YER TALKING ABOUT !?
B.C : oh ! hush and watch a real evil professional . . . Mister Cowface ! I wanna show you something !
Teacher : I'm cooooooming missy !
B.C : * Too-evil-for-this-world-laugh *
Teacher : Weeeeell , what dooooo you want to shoooow me ?
B.C : . . . This ! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! * throwing weird acid mixture on the teacher *
3 minutes later . . .
Ren : . . . Yeah . . . so what ?
B.C : No ! I'm an evil genius my plan can't fail !
Teacher : Miss Cuuuupid ! throowiiiing chemiiiicals on soooomeone is very daaangerous you're gonna have a de. . .
Suddenly the Mr.Cowface caught on fire . . . It was sooooooooo funny !
Teacher : AAAAAAAAAAH ! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEE ! I'M ON FIRE !
Students : . . .
Lyserg (mouth wide open) : . . .
Yoh : Eeeeew ! Lyserg ! quit dribbling on me !
Mr. Cowface was running like crazy in the room while the students were laughing (kids can be so cruel) when he fell on Lyserg . ..
Teacher : OOOOOOH ! soooooryyyyy booy !
Ed : Hey ! Lyserg's on fire !
Kaymaith : Burn teacher ! burn ! . . . what were you saying Ed ?
Kyle : Lyserg ! please , do something !
Yoh : At least , now he isn't dribbling on me . . .
Horohoro : He isn't moving at all !
Ren : Hum . . . Lyserg ?
Lyserg : . . .
Teacher : peeeeew ! I aaaall safe noooow ! but . . . whaaat about this boooy ?
Ed : It appears that the fire isn't burning at all !
Teacher : Huuuuuuum . . . quiiiiitee iiiinterrrresting !
Yoh : And weird !
Lyserg (signing and dancing) : I'M TOO SEXY FORM MY SHIRT , TOO SEXY FOR SHIRT , SO SEXY IT HURTS . . . I'M A MODEL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN . . . Everybody : O.o
Kaymaith : Cool ! (Signing with Lyserg) I'M TOO SEXY FORM MY CAR , TOO SEXY FOR MY CAR TOO SEXY BY FAR !
Kyle : Omigod !
Ed (signing) : I'M TOO SEXY FOR SHAMANS . . .except Hao . . . TOO SEXY FOR SHAMANS !
Horohoro : It appears that the fire is giving Lyserg super dancing power !
Teacher : . . . Class over people !
After school . . .
Yoh : Man , Lyserg , fire and chocolate isn't a good mixture . . .
Ren : I agree !
Horohoro : I'm the one whose good at eating ! not him !
Kyle : Do you know a way to shup them up ?
Lyserg/Ed (signing) : I'M TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY ! TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY ! NO WAY I'M DISCO DANCING !
Ren : And why is she signing too ?
Kyle : . . .
Me : Hehhehehhehehe ! That chapter was funny ! don't you think ?
Lance : You're talking to me ?
Me : No ! you dummy I was talking to readers ! anyway , school hasn't a good effect on my usual crazy mind . . .
Lance : We should go and destroy all the school in the world !
Me : You have the power to do this ?
Lance : . . . No . . .
Me : well , see ya next chapter folks ! try to be happy even if you got school * sigh * . . .
Me : Yay ! I made it to chapter 10 !!! Thanks everybody , keep reading !
Lance : Yes ! for once , I have to admit that this story is doing great !
Me : Yeap ! keep reviewing folks I wanna make it to 50 !
Lance : I still want to be in the fic !
Me : Not this again , for the fourth time : NO . By the way people , in each "school" chapter I'm gonna pick 2 person to be "main" characters , I'm picking them at random !!! so don't be jealous * making big sad eyes* please ? you'll get your turn ! I swear on Marco's head . . . okay I'll pick someone else hum . . . I swear on Ren's head ! don't worry , I'll never let Ren die and for the "unchosen one" you'll still have a line ! Anyway , here's chapter 10 :
*********************************
That day , we were Wednesday ( a/n : what happen to Tuesday ? errrrr . . . Dunno) . We had to go to school again , we were starting with chemistry . . . Just imagine Ren , wearing goggles , doing experiment with chemicals . . . Hehehehehe . . . to funny ! Anyway , after the breakfast we were heading to school . . .
Horohoro : gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . ate-too-much-tuna-and-berry- sandwiches . . .
Lyserg : You're always eating too much , that remembers me a certain pretzels story . . .
Kyle : Oh ! hush ! try to forget about this stupid story !
Ed : It's not that stupid , 'cause of this story I met my favorite manga characters . . .
Ren : . . . THIS IS ALL YOU'RE FAULT , HOROHORO !
Horohoro : Hey , what about all the fortune cookies you bought ?
Yoh : Calm down ! there's no need to fight . . .
At school . . .
Kyle : Hey guys ! who as chemistry first period ?
Kaymaith : Me !!! you have it too ? cool !
B.C. : I've got it too !
Kaymaith (talking to B.C.): Yoh-is-mine-don't-touch-him !
B.C. : Okay ! I'll stick with Hao , then !
Ed : If you touch my Hao-Kun ! well . . . if you wanna keep your hair on your head !
B.C. : You can't have my hair !
Ed : And you can't have my Hao !
Wusai : Hey !Hey ! Renny ! I've bought you a pink pen !
Ren : What the hell do you want me to do with a pink pen ? . . . Are you still thinking that I am gay ?
Sakura-chan : Of course he's not ! He likes me !
Ren : I already told you : Nobody-likes-me !
Ed : Except Yoh !
Ren : You crazy-maniac girl shut up !
Ed : Hey , I might be crazy but not maniac !
C.T.R : Are you sure about this ? I mean , Yesterday you practically killed a guy just because he said that Hao was kinda sissy when he saw his picture !
S.K.F : I agree with her your ARE folle !
C.T.R : Oh ! by the way , does anyone want those four extra chocolate bar I have ?
Horohoro : Me ! me !
Lyserg : No ! you're eating too much ! I'll take them !
Kyle : Aaaaaaaaaaaaw *making chibi eyes * Lyserg sweetie , you're not gonna eat all those candy ?
Lyserg : Sorry , I'm doing this for you ! chocolate isn't good for your diet !
Kyle : Wait a minute . . . are you saying that I'm fat !?
Lyserg : No ! no ! you're perfect ! I swear !
Misai : But she isn't perfect as me , right ?
Lyserg : Eeeeeeeeer . . . well . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY HEART HAS BEEN TORN APART . . . IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I AM A TOTAL LADY KILLER !
Misai : Don't be sad ! I know that reality is sometimes hard to accept . . .
Ren : Hey ! I'm the lady killer here !
Ed : No ! no ! you're the man killer there's a difference !
Ren : Why you . . . Bason ! come before me !
Ed : Hey ! don't kill me I'm just a poor girl who can't shut her mouth !
Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggg !
Kyle : Well , gotta go ! bye folks !
In the chemistry laboratory . . .
Teacher : Oooooooooooooookay ! claaaaaaassss , tooooday we're goooooonna dooo an experiment oooooooon aciiiiid ! so you haaaaaaaave toooo weaarr yourr glassess !
Kyle ( whispering ) : Hum . . . Lyserg you're sure you don't wanna give me a piece ?
Lyserg : Yeap * munch* chocolate is a *munch * very *munch * very bad *munch * *munch * invention it's not good for health * munch* *munch* *munch * man , this is soooooooo good *munch * . . .
Kaymaith : Hey ! Yoh do you love Anna . . . I mean for real ?
Yoh : . . . why are you asking me that ?
Kaymaith : 'cause you're the coolest guy I know ! someone like you can't marry someone like Her !
Yoh : Why ?
Kaymaith : Well . . . aaaaaaw forget it ! (talking to her self) soon you'll know the answer . . . Mwuhahahahahahahahahhaha . . . I'm so evil . . . Mwuhahahahahahahaha !
Ren : Can I know what you're doing ?
B.C : Me ? oooooh . . . nothing . . . just playing with a bottle of acid . . .
Teacher : Nooooooow kiiiids , takee yoooour teeest tuuube . . .
Kyle : That teacher's sure is boring ! don't you agree with me Lyserg ? . . . Lyserg ?
Horohoro : Why is he not moving ?
Kyle : I . . . don't . . know . . .
Lyserg : . . .
Kyle : Lyserg ?
Lyserg : . . .
Horohoro : Hey , pal ?
Lyserg : . . .
Ed : What's wrong with him ? LYSERG !
Lyserg : . . .
Kyle : Okay , Let's try the hard medicine : LYSERG I LOVE YOU !
Lyserg : . . .
Horohoro : Man . . . he must be very very very sick . . .
Ed : yeah . . . I'm almost scared . . .
Teacher : Caaaaaaan IIIIIII haaave a little siiiiileeence heeeeeeere ?
Kyle : Hum . . . sorry Mister but our friend is acting strange . . . He don't wanna speak !
Teacher : Heee's not aaaacting straaaaaange . . . heee issss just aaa goood stuuudent who doon't taaalk duriiiing his claaaaaasses ! . . . Noooow eeveeerybody puuuut ooon yoour gooooggles !
B.C : Hehehheehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehe . . .
Ren : What's so funny ?
B.C : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Your face , loser !
10 minutes later . . .
Yoh : AAAAAAAAAAAAH There's acid in my hair !
Kaymaith : Noooooooooooooo ! not in yer beautiful hair . . . here : put them in the water !
Yoh : Wait a second ! it's not acid it's . . . eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww !dribble !
Kaymaith : Where does it come from ?
Horohoro : . . . Look behind you . . .
So , Yoh turned back . . .
Lyserg (mouth wide open) : . . .
Yoh : Hey , watch it dude ! you're dribbling on me !
Lyserg (mouth wide open) : . . .
Yoh : What's wrong with him ?
Kyle : We don't know , he ate the chocolate bars and now , the only thing he can say is : ". . ."
Lyserg (mouth wide open) : . . .
Ed : That is sooooooo spiffy !
Kyle : What should we do with him ?
Ed : Good question ! let's burn him with some milk and some chlorine !
Lyserg (mouth wide open) : . . .
Horohoro : Maybe we'd better tell the nurse !
Kyle : Naaaaaaah ! Like every others stupid adventure : there's something really stupid that's gonna happen and the problem will be solve . . .
And I was partly right . . .
B.C : Well , the mix's ready !
Ren : I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S YER TALKING ABOUT !?
B.C : oh ! hush and watch a real evil professional . . . Mister Cowface ! I wanna show you something !
Teacher : I'm cooooooming missy !
B.C : * Too-evil-for-this-world-laugh *
Teacher : Weeeeell , what dooooo you want to shoooow me ?
B.C : . . . This ! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! * throwing weird acid mixture on the teacher *
3 minutes later . . .
Ren : . . . Yeah . . . so what ?
B.C : No ! I'm an evil genius my plan can't fail !
Teacher : Miss Cuuuupid ! throowiiiing chemiiiicals on soooomeone is very daaangerous you're gonna have a de. . .
Suddenly the Mr.Cowface caught on fire . . . It was sooooooooo funny !
Teacher : AAAAAAAAAAH ! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEE ! I'M ON FIRE !
Students : . . .
Lyserg (mouth wide open) : . . .
Yoh : Eeeeew ! Lyserg ! quit dribbling on me !
Mr. Cowface was running like crazy in the room while the students were laughing (kids can be so cruel) when he fell on Lyserg . ..
Teacher : OOOOOOH ! soooooryyyyy booy !
Ed : Hey ! Lyserg's on fire !
Kaymaith : Burn teacher ! burn ! . . . what were you saying Ed ?
Kyle : Lyserg ! please , do something !
Yoh : At least , now he isn't dribbling on me . . .
Horohoro : He isn't moving at all !
Ren : Hum . . . Lyserg ?
Lyserg : . . .
Teacher : peeeeew ! I aaaall safe noooow ! but . . . whaaat about this boooy ?
Ed : It appears that the fire isn't burning at all !
Teacher : Huuuuuuum . . . quiiiiitee iiiinterrrresting !
Yoh : And weird !
Lyserg (signing and dancing) : I'M TOO SEXY FORM MY SHIRT , TOO SEXY FOR SHIRT , SO SEXY IT HURTS . . . I'M A MODEL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN . . . Everybody : O.o
Kaymaith : Cool ! (Signing with Lyserg) I'M TOO SEXY FORM MY CAR , TOO SEXY FOR MY CAR TOO SEXY BY FAR !
Kyle : Omigod !
Ed (signing) : I'M TOO SEXY FOR SHAMANS . . .except Hao . . . TOO SEXY FOR SHAMANS !
Horohoro : It appears that the fire is giving Lyserg super dancing power !
Teacher : . . . Class over people !
After school . . .
Yoh : Man , Lyserg , fire and chocolate isn't a good mixture . . .
Ren : I agree !
Horohoro : I'm the one whose good at eating ! not him !
Kyle : Do you know a way to shup them up ?
Lyserg/Ed (signing) : I'M TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY ! TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY ! NO WAY I'M DISCO DANCING !
Ren : And why is she signing too ?
Kyle : . . .
Me : Hehhehehhehehe ! That chapter was funny ! don't you think ?
Lance : You're talking to me ?
Me : No ! you dummy I was talking to readers ! anyway , school hasn't a good effect on my usual crazy mind . . .
Lance : We should go and destroy all the school in the world !
Me : You have the power to do this ?
Lance : . . . No . . .
Me : well , see ya next chapter folks ! try to be happy even if you got school * sigh * . . .