*spits out chapter*
I started walking back to wherever the hell Canada was and ended up in this place called Sinnoh. Again, sounds stupid. That was, until two guys, rather kids interrupted my daytime nap.
"I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FINE YOU $10 BILLION IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE BREATH!"
"SHUT UP, YOU SKANK!"
"Yeah, says the stalker!"
"I'm not a stalker! I'm an admirer! And I told you, I don't like her anymore."
I sighed. Before me were two males. One had blonde hair, an orange and white striped shirt and a green scarf, along with grey pants and acted like a spaz. The other had dark green hair, glasses, a green shirt and vest, along with light blue capris, and looked like a dork. Oh.
The blonde closed his eyes, folding his arms across his chest, smirking. "That's because you like me more."
"Do not! Th-That's... That's nonsense!"
"You're nonsense."
"You're impossible," the green haired boy said, frowning slightly.
"Oh, does Conway need a hug?" This caused 'Conway's' eyes to widen, a light blush spreading across his cheeks. He gave a slight nod. The other boy grinned and hugged his friend.
"I knew you'd come through for me, pal!"
"Don't call me that, Barry."
"Then should I say, boyfriend?" The green haired male's dark eyes widened behind his glasses and he shoved the other away.
"No."
"But-"
"No."
"But-"
"No!"
I watched as they proceeded to chase each other around. It was a rather cute couple indeed, even though the nerdy one protested such a relationship. That reminded me of how old and lonely I was. I wanted to shoot something. So I shot a moose. Moose for dinner, yeah! I actually prefer caribou, but whatever. Maybe I'll have a moose-burger cookout for the neighbourhood. That sounds fun!
I'm too lazy.
A fucking thing swooped out of the sky and picked me up by the shirt collar, flying me off to the shitty-smelling city again. Oh damn.
That Roark guy stood, tapping his foot like an angered mother while Volkner stood behind him, sighing. The thing dropped me and Roark called it back into it's Pokédick or Pokéball or whatever.
"What do you think you're doing, young man?"
"Hell if I know."
"That's not how you speak to your mother!"
"Do I care?!"
"Yes. Yes you do."
"No I don't." This angered Roark. He picked up Volkner and threw him into the sky. The blonde man screamed "VOLKNER'S BLASTING AWAY" before disappearing in a flash of light. Oh.
I backed away from the raging ginger and he took a step forward and growled. Like an animal. I hissed at him and he ran away, whimpering.
Ash showed up again.
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No.
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Uh so yeah like my friend and I came up with this whole Barry X Conway thing¿ it didn't last too long, if you're concerned.