Disclaimer: I'm lazy. Blah. Nintendo owns SSBM. HAL Lab does too. And so do the respective companies. Get reading, what sort of insane idiot reads a DISCLAIMER?
It wasn't really a reflex sort of thing. Despite this, Yoshi had nothing to say but, "What happened?"
There were cops downstairs. A bunch of reporters had just ambushed him seemingly from nowhere. Marth was crying or something and there was a bunch of tape restricting Master Hand's office.
"Yoshi!" Cried a reporter, shoving a microphone in his face. "What happened last night! Is it true Kirby went insane and ate Roy?"
"What?" Yoshi said, but the investigative reporters had already ran in the direction of Captain Falcon's room, where he and a half-clothed Samus had peeked out to see what was happening.
Wondering, he wandered over to Luigi and Mario's room, only to see it empty and loaded with a bunch of police officers. He went downstairs, where he met up with Mewtwo, who seemed irritated.
"What the hell happened?" Mewtwo growled, shoving aside a group of magazine writers who were hassling the two.
"I don't know," Yoshi complained. "I wake up and there's a mob outside my doorway! Something is up, I guess somebody here died."
"If we're lucky, that jerk Crazy Hand got axed." Mewtwo replied, trying to get in the dinner room for breakfast.
"You're awfully snitty today, aren't you?" Yoshi asked.
"Yeah, I am. Couldn't get any sleep with the light coming from down the hall."
"What light?" Yoshi said, stopping.
"I don't know. It got bright outside the office door. Probably why they're here," Mewtwo motioned to the cops and reporters.
Yoshi was about to voice his thoughts on the matter, when he heard a few yells coming down the hallway. "Now what?" He asked.
"I don't know," Mewtwo said, already heading back upstairs. "But this is stupid. I'm going back to bed."
"But it's almost Ten A.M.!"
"So?" The pokemon snorted, already halfway in his room. "I wouldn't care if it was midnight, as far as I'm concerned right now."
Sighing, Yoshi sauntered down the hallway to the commotion, which hadn't died down. It seemed like Mario and Ness were having a scuffle. A very one sided one.
"You-a rat! You-a good for nothing bottomfeeding scum!" Mario yelled, nailing Ness with fireballs. The psychic boy was screaming.
"I don't know nothing about some rescue! I don't know nothing! Stop hitting me! Waah!" Ness cried, curling into a ball. Mario started kicking the downed smasher.
At this point, other people started to take notice. A few cops had came in, and Fox and Peach tried to hold Mario back. A newscast had already started filming.
After helping seperate the two, Yoshi tried to get Ness up. However, the kid wouldn't stop blubbering, and Mario wouldn't stop trying to bumrush him.
"What is happening here?" Yoshi said, frustrated. Mario finally talked.
"We-a went to-a rescue Doc last night, but Ness told-a on us and-a that ultimately led to Roy getting killed!"
"That's a lie!" Ness said, after wiping off blood. "I was asleep!"
"Then who-a did rat on us?" Mario shot back.
"Obviously not me! I don't know! I was sleeping!" Ness cried out in frustration.
Mario smirked. "I don't buy that-a at all."
"Well you're going to have to! I didn't do anything, and you're going to get your's soon, Mario. Bet on it!" Ness hissed, leaving.
"Getting killed? Roy's dead?" Yoshi asked after Ness was out of hearing range.
"Yeah," Mario replied. "Master Hand screwed us off." Looking tired, he grabbed Peach and headed upstairs. The newscast ran off after them.
"What happened?" Fox asked.
Yoshi stormed off. Although he had a different reason to be angry.