Authors note: We had to throw in some serious to move the story along and then smother you with silly but don't worry the silly sexy vibe shall always be there. Someone asked about Sam and Anna and I just have to say homeboy goes to MsGadgaard who is an awesome pants reviewer and darkphoenix2345 for sticking with us, public boners and all :)
Disclaimer: Just...just you know how it goes.
Warnings: curse words and piracy!
It takes Dean over half an hour to actually find Sam. He keeps distracting himself with pressing Cas against the door, the wall and the rail of the stairs to stop and make out as much as possible. By the time they get to the center of the party Cas has hickeys all over his neck trailing down to his very visible chest and Deans had to yell at his dick like 20 times to behave for fucks sake. Deans dick thinks he should stop being a tease then and take Cas back upstairs but he cant sacrifice Sam to Elly even if Dean thinks the kid really needs to just give up and get laid. It doesn't help that Cas' hands are all over him every chance he gets.
He finally spots Sam hiding in a corner of the kitchen nursing a beer with Bitch Face #32 securely in place. Sam's eyes are locked on the doors that lead to the back yard and when Dean follows his gaze he just cant keep his laughter in. Elly is dancing with Jo by the pool, not really dancing dirty compared to what she does to Cas on stage but Dean is pretty sure Elly doesn't know how to turn off the sexy. Jo and her are tuning more than a few heads, to say the least. Neither girl seems to notice, they just keep dancing and laughing, Dean is also positive that Jo is totally drunk.
"Aww, what's wrong Sammy? Did Jo steal your date? I thought you wanted her to leave you alone?"
The glare Dean gets would melt a lesser man, good thing Dean is Batman, so just laughs at his little brother and smacks him on the back. "Come on dude what happened to Anna?"
Sam does that awkward foot shift people do when they feel like assholes and shrugs " I like Anna a lot but she has a boyfriend and I don't care who that psycho dances with. She is really hands-y, Dean. She touches me…" Sam stops and turns an incredible shade of pink Deans never seen on his brother before " like everywhere and, dude, she has to have ADHD or something, she can't concentrate on anything for shit. One minute she is groping me and the next asking me if I like tacos .She has to be the weirdest person I have ever freaking met. No offense Castiel, I know she is your best friend or whatever."
Castiel gives Sam such an understanding smile it kind of makes Dean want to kiss him again "I understand, Elly can be difficult to handle at times Sam. I have been doing it for nine years, after all. I suggest you look passed the surface and get to know her."
Sam opens his mouth but is interrupted when the girl in question tackles Cas from the side, almost taking Dean down in the process.
"Yay! You're done sexing! Come dance with Jo and me, Novak! We need some man in up in here! Way too much boob going on for my liking." Castiel gives Dean an apologetic smile before being dragged out the back door.
Dean glares his hardest 'you suck' glare at Sam "Good job dude, because you couldn't man up and take one for the team I'm date-less now." Dean gets an eye roll and a Bitch Face upgrade in response but Sam does hand him a beer so all might be forgiven. Dean leans next to Sam and watches in amusement as Elly and Jo dance around Cas.
The party doesn't really wind down like Dean expects it to. Instead he is dragged to dance with Cas a few times, which is awesome because hello best excuse to naughty touch in public ever. Jo even gets Sam's pouty ass to dance with her a few times and after a while he is loosened up enough that Dean stops worrying about having to go home anytime soon. The song 'Shots' comes on and Dean hates whoever chose it because as soon as the first notes blare across the speakers Elly is yelling out the lyrics and shoving actual shots into their hands. Dean does enjoy watching Cas shoot them down like a pro, licking his lips after each one, so he doesn't resist that much. It isn't all that surprising that Elly never seems to slow down but what does surprise him is that Cas is right there with her, matching her shot for shot. Dean would be lying if he said it wasn't really hot.
He kind of avoids that talk with Jo by letting Elly distract her, it honestly disturbs him how well they get along. It almost seems like Elly is doing it on purpose because every time someone interrupts Cas and him she is there dragging them to dance, get a beer or this one time she got someone to jump off the back balcony with her in their underwear into the pool.
When he thinks back, the last thing he will remember is being dragged up the stairs back to the master bedroom with the creepy mirrors above the bed and falling into the best drunken sleep he has ever had.
-NON POV SWITCHING PAGE BREAK? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?-
Bacon… Dean would know the smell of bacon anywhere, he freaking loves bacon and right now he loves whom ever is cooking it. His mouth tastes like tequila and… wait, is that strawberry? The curtains are still closed in the room and his side is depressingly cold. His suspicions on being in bed alone are confirmed when he turns to find that Cas is long gone. He is still in his jeans and has no freaking clue where his shirt is so he just goes without when he heads downstairs. He can lightly hear music coming from the same direction as the bacon smell and he follows his senses to the kitchen but stops in the doorway to take in the scene.
Cas is standing by the stove plating bacon wearing nothing but a pair of boxers and an apron that states: "I'm a cunning linguist"
God, even this girls kitchen wear is weird. Elly is dancing next to him flipping pancakes, both of them singing along to the stereo. 'Anything for You' by Ludo seems to be on repeat as they dance around each other dishing out food on plates and pouring coffee.
"You gonna come eat or eye bang Novak from the doorway all day?"
Damn, caught, the food and coffee smell awesome though so Dean doesn't waste time on being embarrassed about being a pervert.
"Hey, where are Jo and Sammy?" Elly and Cas both give him an amused look at the same time .
"Your dear little brother passed out on the couch and I'm not even going to try to move that much man. Jo is in one of the guest rooms upstairs, sleeping it off after spewing all over Meg Masters, which was totally on purpose if you ask me." Elly barely keeps in her giggles and Cas is straight out laughing. Dean suddenly gets why they're best friends, they're totally both evil little party monsters.
The rest of breakfast is a quiet affair and after a few minutes Jo and Sam join them, both of them looking more then a little hung over but alive. Now, Dean isn't really what you would call good at feelings but it would take an idiot to not notice that Elly is quieter then usual and Cas' worried glances at his best friend. Well, when he isn't groping Dean under the table and initiating footsy.
"Whose up for a day by the pool? You and Sam can borrow my extra swim trunks and Jo can borrow one of Elly's suits. What do you guys say?" Cas smiles.
Dean can see the apprehension behind the words, his eyes practically begging Dean not to reject him. Dean finds himself realizing he doesn't want to disappoint Cas and that should really freak him out. It doesn't however and he can't keep from grinning and saying "That sounds like a good idea to me."
Deans rewarded with a bright smile, yes, I need to make that happen more, like way more. He is shocked, he is having a nice moment with Cas and his dick isn't even involved.
"I have to run first, you guys go ahead. Novak, you know where my swim suits are." Elly doesn't give much room to argue because she is halfway up the stairs before Cas can argue.
Dean is handed a pair of ridiculous yellow swim trunks and shoved onto a room to change with Sam while Cas shows Jo where Elly keeps her bathing suits and apparently she needs help deciding because Cas isn't back
by the time they are done changing. Damn there goes getting to watch Cas change. Sam is fiddling with the drawstrings on his equally silly sponge bob trunks when Dean figures that this is as good a time as any to get the 'WTF did you do conversation?' out of the way.
"So what did you do to piss off the drunk little engine that could?" Sam's shoulders instantly fall and Dean totally regrets bringing it up because Sam has that kicked puppy look he used to get when they were kids.
"Dude, that's the worst part. I'm not sure. Maybe she just lost interest or something. I was pretty wasted last night, I don't remember much."
Dean hates these weird big brother talks he has to have with Sam sometimes, but they kind of come with the job and it's a job Deans has never thought of giving up.
"She doesn't look like someone who gave up Sam. She looks like someone who got rejected, pretty damn harshly too. I mean its none of my business but..."
"She is Cas' best friend and you're all in love with him and stuff."
If Dean had been drinking something he would have done a historically awesome spit take, he wasn't though so he settled for choking on his own spit. "Dude, we are not in love. Shut up!"
Sam didn't look convinced but just then Jo popped her head in and apparently has to give her unwanted opinion "Are we talking about Deans epic gay love story? I think it's adorable."
"WE ARE NOT IN LOVE AND WE ARE NOT AODRABLE. WE ARE TWO VERY MANLY MEN WHO JUST SO HAPPEN TO FUCK AND KISS, OKAY?" Way to freak out, Winchester.
"And play footsy during breakfast." Sam snorts and Jo starts laughing.
"Which then leads to making Disney-esque goo-goo eyes at each other." The famous JoAnna Beth Harvelle ridicule has begun.
Goddamnit. This must be stopped and there is only one way to do that. Dean has commit double-homicide on his little brother and almost-sister and hide the bodies in Elly's ridiculously huge house.
Cas walks into the room and puts an understanding hand on his shoulder "They would start to stink and Elly's house isn't that big, Dean. Plus, Sam is huge he wouldn't fit in any of the good body hiding spots."
Damn, I think I might actually be in love. Dean shakes his head to clear it and gave Cas his sexiest look "I don't know what you're talkin' about, Cas. Ready to get all wet?" Cas gives him that weird head tilt look and nods.
They spend the next two hours in the pool goofing off. Dean became the dunking champion for a while only to be taken down by Cas and his adorable big blue 'don't hurt me Dean, I'm sexy' eyes. Sam thought it was hilarious Dean was taken down with a look and was properly punished by spending a few extra minutes under water. Joe declared the boys pool bullies after about an hour and got out to tan. Elly never showed up and it was getting harder and harder to wipe that 'I'm worried' look off of Cas' face.
"You okay Cas?"
Cas looked at Dean like he had just remembered he was there, okay that's kind of insulting. "No. Her run never takes this long. She has been known to push herself too hard at times and I'm a bit worried."
"Well… you wanna drive around her running route and check?" Dean can see the gratitude flood into Cas' eyes and there is another look that's going to be the death of him in the future.
Cas doesn't answer just pulls him down and gives him a deep passionate kiss. Dean is contemplating the mechanics of pool sex and how quick he can scare Sam away when he hears what sounds like yelling from the front of the house. Cas is out of the pool and running around the side of the house before Deans brain even catches up. When it does, he realizes the louder voice is Elly's and he is right behind Cas but is blocked when Cas stops dead in his tracks. The arguing pair can't see them from where they're standing as the whole scene plays out. Dean feels kind of bad, it looks really private but Cas just wont budge.
Elly is standing on the front lawn having it out against an older man, the guy is considerably bigger then her but she doesn't seem impressed and is actually on her tiptoes to look the guy in the eyes. It would be funny if Dean couldn't see the look of utter rage on her face, if he couldn't see the way her fists clenched and her whole body seems to be shaking in fury.
"You are not welcome here and you know it Alistair! Now get the fuck off my lawn before I make you!" Ellys voice is strong and commanding, hell if Dean was that guy he would be fucking running to his car. Instead the guy gives her this creepy pedophile smile.
"Now Elly dear, lets be civil. We are family."
Dean moves around Cas as fast as he can and catches her fist before it can collide with the creeps face. He knows he is going regret it but he picks the smaller girl up and tries push her towards the house. Ellys eyes are wide and she looks like a complete stranger when she, holy shit, flips Dean on his back and charges forward again. There is murder in her eyes as she marches towards him and Dean is just going let her kick the shit out of the creep because the smug bastard is smiling at her like it's all this great big joke.
"I am not your sister anymore, you sick fucking freak! I'm an only child!"
The guy is actually laughing now and Dean thinks she is actually going kill the guy when Sam sweeps her up, coming out of freaking no where. Thank god Sam is gigantic, his moose size useful for once. Dean is pretty sure Elly would get really bored in jail.
"We will finish this conversation later. When you are a bit calmer, perhaps? You can't hide him forever and he isn't yours to hide anymore."
"He isn't yours and he never will be as long as I'm breathing, Al! Fucking try me! I'm not a kid anymore!" Elly screams over Sam's shoulder, she is practically trying to climb over him to get at this Alistair guy as he gets in his car calmly, like he didn't just cause a giant ass scene. Sam waits until his car is completely gone before putting her down and even then Sam and Dean are both tense, she might try to take off, running after the damn car. She looks like she actually might before she finally turns to see Cas hiding in the side yard.
He has this look on his face Deans never seen before, a mix of utter despair and fear. Dean hates it and never wants to see it again, he doesn't really care who he has to help Elly pummel. Elly looks torn between hugging Cas and slapping him back to reality, thankfully she picks the hug. Its like an instant reaction and Cas is immediately snuggling into her neck, effectively hiding his face.
"Lets go swimming, yah Novak? I'll even let you dunk me a few times before I become King of the Pool."
Dean isn't sure if it's a sob or a laugh that comes out of Cas from where he is hiding. "Please, you don't have a chance. Dean is the current reigning King after I retired out of pity for them all."
Dean is confused, Dean is really fucking confused and he wants to scream ' What the hell was that? Hello!' but the look on Cas' face is gone and Dean is scared if he asks that the look will come back and it will be all his fault. So instead he says " Please, winning with puppy eyes of doom doesn't count Cas. If it did, Sam would be king of the world already."
There is a lot of tension and confused looks exchanged between Sam, Dean and Jo who watched the whole scene from the doorway. Both Elly and Cas seem to be begging them to not bring it up though and soon they're all back in the pool fighting to be crowned King of the Pool. Dean is pretty far in the lead when they all decide that food is necessary and Cas drags Elly to the kitchen to make then all something to eat. Jo is lounging by the pool getting a nice tan while Sam and Dean aren't really sure what the hell to do with themselves.
" So uhhh… are we just not supposed to talk about this or..."
Dean cant keep in his tired sigh "I don't know, Sammy. That was pretty fucking intense and weird. What the hell was that guy talking about? If you hadn't shown up I'm pretty sure Elly would have beat that creepy fucker to death before I got to her. Nice save by the way Gigantor. I knew you were a freak for a reason."
Sam is giving him Bitch Face #2, the 'this is so serious right now Dean' look he had been getting since Sam was four. "Dude, I don't know. Did you get the feeling they were talking about Cas? He was pretty freaked out. "
Dean was avoiding that thought like Meg's nasty bits but he knows Sam is right. They were talking about Cas and it leaves a weird empty feeling in the pit of his stomach. He knows he doesn't know a lot about Cas but he suddenly feels like he should, he should so he can protect him. Dean always protects his own and damn, when did Cas worm his way into that category?
-THIS PAGE BREAK REMEMBERS BIRTHDAYS (LIKE A BOSS)-
Castiel is praying Elly wont bring up what happened while they toast the bread and pull out various ingredients for sandwiches. He is already so worried about what Dean must think. Is he thinking of an excuse to leave right now? Castiel wouldn't blame him if he was, the scene was horrific and Castiel knew his reaction wasn't exactly healthy.
"He made out with you in front of the whole damn school Novak, I doubt he's gonna bolt over my domestic dispute and as far as Dean Winchester knows that's all it was."
Castiel wants to believe her but he just can't this time. It was obvious that Castiel was who Alistair was referring to. Dean has every right to run and maybe Castiel should let him. "If you don't stop that I'm going to drag you outside and drown you right in front of him and won't that just ruin everyone's day. Plus, prison sounds really boring, so just relax, okay?"
Castiel really wishes his best friend would get out of his brain for a few seconds so he could mope properly. Elly has never been very tolerant of moping however so when Castiel turns to find her dancing to non-existent music like a drunk stripper he can't help his smile.
"What is that? That is horrible. Stop it."
Elly stops abruptly only to pull her hair back, puff up her cheeks like a blow fish and widen her eyes. She looks really stupid but when Castiel doesn't laugh she morphs her face into something even more ridiculous. She looks defeated for a second before smiling evilly.
"You wanna do the thing?"
Castiel feels himself blush and shake his head "We aren't children anymore Elly, don't be ridiculous."
Her smile is widening now " You totally wanna do the thing. You're such a child, Novak, don't try to hide it. Go get your boys and Jo. I shall prepare for the arduous journey ahead of us."
Elly is heading up the stairs before Castiel can argue and he suddenly feels nervous about explaining this to Dean.
"What do I tell them?"
Ellys head pops over the banister "Who said you had to tell them anything? Ye must shake thy ass and the Winchester shall follow."
When Castiel gets back outside Dean and Sam are earnestly wrestling in the pool like only brothers can while Joe sun bathes. Castiel waits a second to appreciate the water glistening off Deans uncovered body before clearing his throat. "Elly and I propose a trip. We were hoping you would like to come."
He has three sets of confused eyes on him now and he feels like running back in the house and hiding somewhere but then Dean gives him one of those fantastically sexy smiles
"Where are we going Cas?"
We? Dean is coming? Dean wants to come with him even after that debacle.
"It's a secret but we thought you might want to join us." Deans smile widens and Castiel kind of wants to go weak in the knees.
"So it's like a weird best friend thing? You want us to come?" The description is accurate but it also makes it sound so personal. Is it too personal?
"That's awesome Cas, count me and Sam in. What do you think Jo?"
Sam looks a little indignant that Dean decided for him but Jo looks excited " Will there be more tequila involved?"
Castiel nods and then heads back into the house. While the rest of them change Elly is packing everything they need into her car, including lots of snacks and to Jos utter joy alcohol as well. Castiel likes Jo and can see her quickly fitting into more of their escapades in the future.
Elly insists on driving and since its the afternoon already they wont get there until sunset which is perfect. Castiel can feel the stress of the day ease from him when the coast comes into view and he can see the confusion on the others faces.
"Dude, did we leave a pool to go to the cold ass beach?"
Dean looks a little disappointed but Castiel knows that will change when they get to their final goal. His heart practically sings when Elly turns onto the path leading off the main road. He can see the old house now and even Elly is starting to fidget in the drivers seat.
They all pile out and grab their supplies. Dean looks a little suspicious and to Castiel's amusement just a little scared.
The house is one of those big old fancy looking things with one particularly magnificent tower hovering over it, looking out over the ocean. It's surrounded by over grown rose gardens and a defeated looking iron gate.
"Follow me men and watch your step, there is treachery afoot."
The other three are eyeing the gym bag of equipment skeptically but if Elly notices their hesitation she doesn't acknowledge it. The house is even more magnificent then Elly's home with its old fashioned staircase in the entryway and giant open rooms. They all march straight up the stairs and towards the back of the house. Every step is familiar to Castiel, he has been coming here with Elly since they were children. Both left to their own devices while their mothers lounged on the beach and gossiped. He runs his hands along the walls and inhales the smell of the sea and roses that lingers through out the whole house.
He jumps a little when Deans hand grabs his own "This place is pretty cool Cas. Why am I getting the feeling there is more to this trip though?"
"Don't you dare give the secret away Novak or you will walk the plank, first mate or not!" Castiel hides his smirk when he shrugs at Dean as if to say orders are orders.
"Yes Captain, come along men." Dean looks like he wants to laugh and curse at the same time. Castiel doesn't blame him. It's an old game, two children running through an old mansion pretending to be pirates ransacking the wealthy. Elly the ever brave Captain leading her fierce fist mate Castiel into worlds unknown.
"Dude you guys are so dorky." Dean sounds like he is trying really hard to hide his smile. Sam looks like he is at Disneyland and Jo looks kind of bored.
Elly dramatically swings open the doors to the spiraling stairs that lead to the tower. She pushes forward without waiting and as soon as she hits the stairs she is running and screaming "We must take the tower men. We shall not rest until their booty is ours!" She lets out a hysterical laugh at the word 'booty' and he lets one small giggle escape himself. Castiel couldn't see completely but he thought he saw an eye patch covering her left eye. He feels a flush of embarrassment when he sees Dean looking at him like he is some sort of alien.
"You heard your Captain men. The tower will be ours!" Castiel screams before pecking Dean on the lips and sprinting up the stairs.
He hears Dean mutter " Oh hell no!" and his thundering steps behind him. Castiel is fast and knows the tower well so every time Dean gets close he steps just barely out of the way. He can still hear Elly screaming orders and other childish nonsense ahead of them, behind him he can hear Sam and Jo trying to catch up and laughing. When he glances back Deans smile is just as wide his own and his laughter just gets louder.
He feels a sense of triumph like he always does when he reaches the top. Trying to catch his breath while reveling in the feeling of being a child again, that is until Dean bursts onto the landing and pushes him against the wall with a fierce kiss. Well there goes all that hard earned air.
"I think I like I watching you go up stairs Cas. Now what does a fierce pirate like me get for catching his first mate, hmm?"
His voice is playful but his hands are getting even more playful as they run over his body. Castiel answers with a hungry kiss of his own and this time Dean makes a sort of growling sound into his mouth. Strong hands hook under his upper thighs and next thing he knows he is being picked up and his legs are wrapping around Deans waist of their own volition. In the distance he can still hear Sam and Jo thundering towards them but we had a considerable lead he thinks as Dean takes his lower lip into his teeth nibbling it while grinding against him. They're both panting between kisses but if its from the long run or the kisses he isn't sure. He really doesn't care though when Dean latches onto his neck rotates between biting and sucking the spot like his neck has offended him somehow. Oh lord, him and Dean should play pirates more often. He tugs on Deans hair until he unlatches himself and moves back to his mouth.
"Ahheeemmm… isn't this fraternizing amongst the men?" An amused voice inquires. Apparently that lead wasn't quite long enough.
"Fuck off Sammy." Dean growls but Castiel is already unwrapping his legs and straitening their clothes.
"He is correct. We must carry on men the captain shall have us all flogged if we don't make haste to the treasury." Dean looks so debauched and sexually frustrated its cute and Castiel gives him a soft peck on the lips before dashing down through the door.
Elly is of course already hard at work setting things up, the room is open and only contains a large plush couch, an oak desk, a lavish fireplace and an old mattress that Elly and him had dragged all the way up there one night when they decided to run away to be pirates forever. She already has a fire going in the old fireplace and blankets scattered over the couch and bed. Castiels Captain maybe a pirate queen but she likes her comforts. He hears Sam and Dean both gasp and he knows they're looking at the wall facing the coast, or well where the wall used to be. Its completely destroyed now leaving the room open and giving it a perfect view of the night sky and sea.
"Come men, now we celebrate." Elly giggles holding up a large bottle of rum. Castiel had been correct earlier, she is wearing an eye patch and some time while they were behind she had wrapped a scarf around her waist, placed a dramatic hat with a feather on her head and got her sword to finish off her costume. Other than the make up and much more revealing top she looks just like the little girl that has dragged him up here when he was just eight years old squealing about treasure and the high seas.
"Do you guys… uhh do this often?" Sam asks, taking Castiel back to the present.
"Only about once a year, when we feel we need to be over whelming-ly silly. Elly believes you have to be silly some of the time or you die of seriousness."
Jo has already wandered into the room and is looking over the edge with a look of awe on her face. Sam is standing in the doorway looking hesitant while Dean simply walks passed his younger brother and makes a Sam worthy pout-y face "Why does she get a sword?"
Castiel reaches behind the old desk in the corner and pulls out his own old costume "Here Dean, I never wear mine anymore."
Dean smiles "Sweetness!" He unsheathes the blade but was obviously not expecting a real sword. "Your parents let you play with real swords? Man, rich people are weird." Dean mutters but he keeps playing with it with a silly gleam in his eye. Castiel gently gets him to put it down for a second and reaches up wrapping his old scarf around Deans hair. Next he snaps the eye patch in place and takes the old thick leather belt with the sword placing it over Deans jeans.
He is expecting to get a good laugh at Deans expense in revenge for the wall kiss. Instead, well instead he kind of wants to faint and ask him to take him now! Dean removed his sweaty shirt before coming in and with his toned chest, tan skin and rakish smile, plus the sword pulling his pants low on his hips, he looks like the cover of a bad romance novel.
Dean gets a nervous look on his face " What do I look that stupid?"
He really wants to say something, anything to keep Dean from removing the costume but his brain is occupied imagining Dean sweeping him into his arms, taking him in the sand rough and passionately like a true pirate. Damn you Dean Winchester, you just gave me a pirate fetish. It was such a nice innocent childhood memory, too.
Dean is reaching up to remove the scarf but Castiel quickly smacks his hand away, " No, leave it. I… I quite like it on you."
Deans nervous smile turns lecherous and he steps closer and even though Castiel knows its just from being on the coast and running up all those stairs Dean smells like a pirate, all sweat and salty sea, it's really yummy honestly. " So… Cas you uhh.. likey the pirate thing, ehh?"
He can feel his face flush instantly but he finds himself nodding.
"Dude no naughty time in the tower. Take that shiz to the beach. Geez, nymphos." Elly scoffed but Castiel can hear the laughter in her voice.
She has an old cast iron pot full of soup boiling over the fire while she fills old fashioned looking goblets with rum, Sam and Jo helping her set it all up. Castiel often wonders where she gets these things and if maybe she really was a pirate in a past life. It would explain a lot of her crazy perhaps, he has heard a long time on the sea can do that.
"If Dean and I wish to 'get naughty' as you put it we shall go below deck Captain."
Elly's smile widens. "That's good man! Now come have some rum with your captain, both of you!"
The rest of the night is spent drinking and laughing, everyone making pirate jokes every chance they get. Dean and Elly even get into a short sword fight in which Elly only wins because she backed Dean way to close to the open wall, Castiel properly reprimanded her for it but she was still declared the winner by a drunken Jo. Sam is the only one not drinking because someone has to drive them home later and Sam volunteered. Getting drunk two nights in a row didn't appeal to him for some reason.
It's well past two a.m. when Sam declares it time to go home herding everyone out of the old house and into Elly's car. Which was no easy feet with the four of them in their drunk state but Sam manages by giving them his best puppy dog 'please do what I say' look, Castiel is surprisingly helpless against that look. He lets Sam guide him into the back seat with Dean on one side and Elly on the other.
He doesn't remember the drive home, having fallen asleep on Dean right after Sam started the car.