A/N: Update day! Can't promise smut or not for next chapter, but we'll see XD.
Prompt: Work sucks.
Jaune's Bad Girl
Summary: Jaune has a mischievous girlfriend. She may hurt his head occasionally, but it was still fun.
*Fuck This Job*
Emerald finally snapped.
She had had enough of the bullshit.
For the past few weeks, her overly creepy boss Roman made some sort of sexual remark towards her, and she finally had enough of it.
'You know what? Fuck this.' Emerald stood up from her desk, and starting tearing it up. "Fuck this job." She threw paperwork away, kicked over her chair, and unplugged her computer. She carried it to Roman's office, a devious smirk on her face. 'That asshole is going to get what he deserves.'
Roman looked up when she entered, a cigar hanging from his mouth. "Well hello, gorgeous. Took me up on my offer?"
"Fat chance," Emerald snarled. She threw the computer at his face, giving him the middle finger on her way out. "Fuck you, fuck this job, and fuck everyone here. Ciao, bitches."
She wished there were cameras to record it.
-0-
Jaune sighed when Emerald told him she quit. The story was much more interesting than he would have liked, and he took a breath. "So, let me get this straight. You took the computer from your desk, threw it at your boss, and said 'Fuck you, I quit'?"
"That's about right," Emerald responded cheerfully, happy that she didn't have to deal with that creepy asshole anymore.
"Wait, that wasn't the computer I bought, was it?"
"Ehehehehehe...maybe?"
Strike three.
A/N: I'm at that point of life where I'm stuck between 'Fuck this job' and 'I need money for my shit'. Ah well.