Alright! Sorry it took so long to update. First my dad had the stupid idea of grounding me from my room which of course has my computer in it. (and yeah, I said my room. I don't get it either. :P) and then I couldn't remember how many horcruxes I had left so I had to wait till I could remember to ask Kelly.
. . . then . . . I didn't really feel like writing. Hehe.
So anywayz….
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, you'd all be VERY sorry. …and the books would be about 28 pages long. With one chapter. So BE.HAPPY!
A/N: thank you all for your reviews.
Now just a quick flashback….
"Ginny- aahhh!!!!! 2 Hermiones! Noooooo! (Kills Emma Watson)
Hermione- noooo! My brother! I mean computer! …I mean my … my Emma. You killed Emma, ok?
Ginny- Who the bloody 'ell is Emma!!!!!???!!!
Hermione- way to turn me deaf!!! Maybe I don't WANT to tell u now!
Voldemort- Tell me, please!
Harry- U.H.S.N (unidentified high-pitched squeaky noise which resembles the scream of a small female child)
Voldie- (same thing)
Daniel Radcliffe- Woooot! Now, onto the next chapter!"
A/N#2-yes, I AM just wasting space with that flashback. NOW ONTO THE STORY!!!!!!!
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Harry-"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!!!"
Crazy V-"well, I…" pauses "I uh….hold on a second…" looks at script real fast "ah hah!! I KNEW that I had a line here!" clears throat "Harry Potter, I will now intend to kill you and end up being defeated like always!"
Harry-shrugs
Harry- "Just let me ask one question… am I your last Horcrux like everybody says I am??"
Voldemort- "what? Oh, hellz no! That's stupid. Why would I be trying to kill you if you were one of my horcruxes? Well, your not. And you can never make me tell who it is!!!! It's a good one, too." Leans over to Ron's ear "ssspppttt!!!!!! It's the real Slim shady!!!!! But don't tell nobody!!!! K?"
Ron- "WHAT?!?! The real Slim shady???? Kool! What an awesome secret!"
Harry- "Really, Slim shady?"
Valdie- narrows eyes at Ron "way to go, jackass."
Ron- "oops." runs off and hides in a corner somewhere
Harry- "Well, I'll be right back…" runs off-screen
Five minutes later…
Harry- "hey, have you seen the news?" shows everyone an American News Paper with the headline 'Slim Shady no more!'
Voldemort- "that wasn't wise, Harry. Now I'll be forced to finish off my hostage, your precious Barbra!!!!"
dun, Dun, DUN!!!!!!!!
Harry- gasps "You wouldn't!!!!!!!"
Voldemort- "oh yes, I WOULD!!!!!!"
Harry- "don't you know anything about love? I LOVE her!!!!!"
Voldie- "hmmm….."
flips to montage of Voldemort and Barbra running in a field of flowers, on a first date, there wedding day and so forth…
Voldemort "well, most of those didn't even happen so….. no."
Harry-"Oh, ok. Continue."
Voldemort- points wand at Barbra, hesitates, then kills Harry.
Everybody- GASP!!!!
Voldemort- "MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now I win the world AND Barbra!"
Random yet very pretty girl who Everybody likes- "AVADA KEDRAVA!"
Voldemort- (dead)
Everyone- "WHO ARE YOU?"
Random yet very pretty girl who Everybody likes- "my name is Mary-sue!"
Ginny- "Damn, its like you saw it coming…. A mile away. Yet you didn't."
Hermione- "ummm… k…."
Everyone stares at Mary-sue
Mary-Sue- "ummm…. DANCE PARTY!!!!!"
music plays and everybody starts dancing like 70's chickens who aint got no talent! (except for Mary-Sue, who was such an excellent dancer that everyone of the male persuasion fell immediately in love with her.)
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Well, wait for the epilogue! Coming soon to Disney DVD! Tinkerbelle flies around with a wand and makes a picture of the Disney castle appear, then I walk up and smash it with a mallet
Me-well, that was the almost-end, hope you liked it!
Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Kelly- But how come we weren't…
Me- good day!
Kelly- but…
Me- I SAID GOOD DAY!
Peoplez- UGH! (leave)
Me- Yay! Horray for Fez on That 70's Show!!!!!
P.S.oh yeah, please Review!!!!! Come on just one tiny little purple button…
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