It's a Sonic and Kirby Christmas Special (pt.2)

As Sonic and the others were searching for the food that Chouji ate, Tails was hopping about looking everywhere for…the turkey. Just as Tails was turning a corner, he spotted the mother of Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners. As always though, there was one left (dun-dun-duuuuunnnnn!). Tails spotted another person, a black hedgehog with red stripes on his spiky hair-do. "Shadow the Hedgehog?!" Tails cried. "What're you doing here?" "Well, I kind of burned the food in a fire…" Shadow said in an 'I need to think of an excuse' tone of voice. "Well actually, I purposely burned the food in…Orochimaru's house…so here I am. Sonic was sprinting, looking for chili dogs. "Chili dog, Chili dogs, where are my chili dogs!?!" Sonic screamed. When he spotted Shadow, he screamed like a little girl, but then he covered it up with a more manly voice. "Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in!" Sonic said.

"Oh, shut up you faker!" Shadow cried. "You're not the fastest in the world, I am! I always will be. I'm as popular as Pokemon was back in the late 1990s. But now, Pokemon's gay, and I'm not about to end up like those washed up critters were!"

How did they end up?

Pikachu is seen with a cigarette, looking like a junkie, along with all the other Pokemon. "Dude, pull my finger." Totadile muttered to Bulbasaur. "Why should I?" Bulbasaur muttered back. "Because, I told you to you hoar!" Totadile cried. "Now pull my finger Dammit!" Bulbasaur pulled his finger and a long fart could be heard. Nobody minded. "Heh, heh, heh, heh…" Totadile grinned.

Sonic and Shadow were dashing towards each other in a Dragon Ball Z style look. Tails was looking in pure enjoyment, then…a slap fight. Sonic and Shadow were slapping each other rapidly. Tails just stared in disgust. Sonic punched Shadow and grabbed the turkey. He then sprinted off. "Come back you bastards!" Shadow hollered. "Come here and take your beating like a man…err…hedgehog!!!" Sonic and Tails then paid for their turkey and left along with Naruto, Sasuke, Neji and a muzzled King Dedede and Chouji. "Well, that's everything on the list boys." Sonic cheered. "Good job everybody." Suddenly the mission complete music from the Sonic Adventure series could be heard. The ranking showed up: B. "We got a B?!?" Naruto cried. "C'mon people lets try to do better next time!"

Jet, Wave, Storm, Waddle Dee and Blaze were walking slowly out of the store. "We lost the Wii to a bunny rabbit." Jet wept. "A retarded bunny-rabbit got the Wii…" The red teletubbie came limping out, black bruised and bleeding from his ordeal. Just when he was behind them, Storm punched him out cold. "That's for making a stupid show on television." Storm cried. "One that I watch 24/7 every month!" Everyone stared at Storm. "I meant I watch Family Guy every Sunday Ha! Ha! Ha!" Storm said nervously. "Alright everybody this is perfectly fine." Waddle Dee said in his hippie tone of voice. "Like, there are plenty of stores still filled with those wonderful Wii systems!" Kirby walked out of Toys R' Us, giving everyone a glance of confusion. "What's everybody sad about?" Kirby asked. "We lost the Wii to a stupid bunny rabbit." Wave muttered. "That screwy wabbit!" Blaze cried. "Um…yeah I probably should've told you this but…" Kirby started. "I reserved a copy in case this happened. Jet instantly got out of his gloomy state and hugged Kirby. "Thanks Kirby, you're a life saver!" Jet cried. Do you realize what Tails would've done with me?" "What?" Kirby asked.

What Tails would've done…

Tails was walking into Jet's room and placed a 10 000 volt wire under Jet's bed and placed his board under there. "Tails, have you seen my board?" Jet asked. "It should be under the bed!" Tails answered.

"That's just harsh…" Kirby said in a sorry tone. "Which reminds me…" Waddle Dee muttered. "How did you get here?" "Well, I walked from the grocery store and decided to go get the Wii…" "Do you have it?" Wave asked. "Yeah, I did." Kirby answered. He held up a bag with the box of the next-gen system. Jet had tears of joy in his eyes, a heavenly light poured on the six heroes as they marveled at the Wii. "Okay, let's go before we get shot for one of these things…" Storm cheered.

Later that night, everyone was exchanging gifts for Christmas day. "One present you open now…" Sonic announced. He then muttered, "Choose wisely…" He then gave an evil chuckle. Then they had a big Christmas dinner, which King Dedede and Chouji ate while screaming, "FOOOOOODDDDD!!!!" So everyone had to eat leftover pizza and some chicken wings. Eventually, everyone went to sleep with a bit of insomnia. Sonic and Naruto opened the door to Guy sensei's room. "Hey, hey Guy sensei." Naruto whispered. "You awake?" "I am now…" Guy muttered. "What do you want?" "Is it Christmas yet Guy?" Sonic whispered cheerfully. "It's three thirty in the morning, go to bed." Guy muttered. When Guy's woken in the night, he's a bit cranky… "C'mon it's after three so…" Naruto trailed off. "Just go to bed you jack-asses!" Guy shouted. Sonic and Naruto sprinted back to their rooms.

At Christmas day, everyone opened presents. Jet got himself a brand new board from Knuckles. Jet was crying, "Thank you so much!" Knuckles just sighed. Tails ripped open his present and screamed. "A Wii, I got a Nintendo Wii!" Tails cried. He ran up to Kirby and hugged him. "YOU'RE THE BEST! I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!" Kirby gasped. "You're welcome…" Kirby choked. "Just let go of me!" Tails released Kirby. Sonic couldn't find a single present for him under the tree. Sonic sighed and was ready to walk outside when he heard an all too familiar voice.

"Sonic, is that you?"

Sonic spun around to find Sally, his girlfriend, along with Rotor, Mina Mongoose, Antoine, Bunnie Rabbot, Fiona Fox and Julie-Su. "Sally it's you!" Sonic exclaimed. Tails was drooling over Fiona, and Jet just stared at Mina, preoccupied by the many asking questions. "She's hot!" Jet whispered. "Yeah, how'd you get here?" Knuckles muttered. "Well, you'll have to thank Blaze and Shadow." Rotor said. Everyone looked to see Blaze and Shadow at the doorway. "Gee, thanks Shadow and Blaze!" Sonic said. Shadow just forced a smile on his face, while Blaze the cat sighed. "Wait! The symbiote Blaze and the cat Blaze, how are we supposed to know the difference?" Storm cried. "We'll just call the symbiote…Flames then…" Jet replied.

Shadow decided to join the crew at this point, along with Blaze the cat. Just remember, the symbiote is now called Flames. Sonic loved his present, and shared a kiss with Princess Sally under the mistletoe. "WOOOOOOOH!!!" The Totadile junkie cried out. "Oh, shut up!" A voice cried out. It then threw a beer bottle at him. So now, some of the Freedom Fighters have joined the crew. Plus, Sonic and Shadow formed a truce. Normally, they would've been fighting DBZ style, but I guess they made up. At least it's better than that team-up Blaze the cat had with Paula Abdul.

Lyrics for Opposites Attract can be heard. We see Blaze dancing around Paula as she sang:

I Take Two Steps Forward

Blaze then sang:

I Take Two Steps Back

Cuz I'm A Cat!

And you know it ain't-fiction

Just a natural fact

We go together

Cuz I'm a freakin' cool cat!

Any who, now the Christmas special is over. All of you have a good two weeks off. "Now get lost!" Sonic shouted. He then started laughing. "Just kidding!" Then he sighed and said in a darker tone, "No seriously, get lost."