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Chapter 9: Sex and Vampires

Rosalie's POV

*At the Cullen house*

Ring …Ring… Ring… Ring

Edward's annoying phone was ringing. He answered it with a bored expression and said, "Hello?"

He nodded his head with an intrigued appearance, "I see," he muttered into the phone.

He nodded his head once again – he knows they can't see him nodding right? - Saying, "Are you sure?" He sighed with a slight smirk, and handed me the phone.

Without missing a beat I grabbed it from him.

"This is Rosalie Hale!" I chirped brightly. This was a great acting exercise for me.

"Rosalie Hale? Hi, um… I'm Sky Yiruio. So, I was wondering… have you had any good sex recently?"

I, Rosalie Lillian Hale, was stupefied. Somebody was asking me about my sex life? I was slightly flattered, because no on ever wanted to hear about mine and Emmett's sex life. But I was also confused as to why this Sky Yiruio person wanted to know, and I was also disturbed.

"Why?" I asked suspiciously.

"I need some pointers to give my brother, Skyler Yiruio, for when he finally does it with his imprint, Emma Clouw!" There were some scuffling noises in the background and a muffled shout of "Hey! Don't bring me into this!"

I fully soaked in Sky Yiruio's words. Imprint. He was a shape-shifter, or at least, his brother Skyler Yiruio was.

"Stupid freaking sex-less shape-shifters!" I yelled into Edward's phone, before I smashed it shut.

I looked around, and everyone in the room was shaking with muffled laughter. I growled at them before stomping up to my room.

Third Person Omniscient POV

*At First Beach*

'If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again.' said the electronic voice over Sky's phone. Obviously, Rosalie had hung up on him. Sky grinned cheekily at Paul and winked at Skyler before swooping in and passionately kissing Eden.

The two moved faster then any other imprint couple, they skipped over the whole awkward first date stuff and just became a couple.

Paul grimaced, and snarled, while the rest of the group cheered wildly. When Sky finally released a flushed and giggling-like-an-idiot Eden, Paul finally tackled him – what? Everyone knew it was coming.

They flew into the forest, wrestling widely. Eden and Rachel sighed as the other girls giggled. The boys went to go separate their two pack-mates.

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MidnightEmberMisery: I hope you enjoyed the chapter. Sorry it was so short. I was distracted, and couldn't think of anything. I was thinking of doing some spin-off stories about the OC imprints from War of the Toses, so let me know if you would read them.I mentally changed Skyler and Sky's ages. They are now 17, because it's weird (to me) for 18 year olds to be dating 15 year olds. Also, on a random note, I was writing this chapter, and eating ice-cream when I got some on my lip. I went to lick off the ice-cream, and my lip started hurting. Intrigued, I went and looked in the bathroom mirror. I have vampire bites on my lip! There are two fang-shaped holes on my lip! It's weird, but awesome! If anyone has an idea as to how they got there (no, I didn't bite my lip) then please let me know! The 'Guess My Age' contest is still running! Please tell me your guess for my age in a review!

Swimming cutie xoxo: Haha, how do I follow that note…? I loved the chapter, if you agree all you have to do is review… and maybe help out my co-author with her strange but kinda awesome discovery. Thanks for reading guys!!