They had been walking up the street towards a sign with a dead person hanging on it when some crazy guy in a brown hat trampled Vaati.
"Sorry, my good fellow!" He yelled over his shoulder and disappeared through a door. Three ecstatic girls, all of them chasing the other man, then trampled the poor minish.
"Captain Jack Sparrow!" They yelled, running smack into the door the man had gone through. The group just kind of stared at the three girls as they pounded the door before they returned sullenly to a group nearby.
"That was weird." Ganondorf said.
"For once, I agree." Midna replied.
"Will SOMEONE help me up!" Vaati yelled up. No one helped.
"This is boring. Lets go!" Link said impatiently, walking towards the ride.
They got in line and had to wait twenty minutes in a weird dungeon-like place. The line was not as slow as the Jungle Cruise's, but when they finally got near the boarding area, they thought someone was pulling a joke. They were by a dock, a dock, inside a dungeon.
"What's with this park and boats!" Shadow Link wondered.
"What's with your utter lack of a brain!" Link whispered under his breath, still loud enough to be heard.
"Say that to my face, you son of a bitch." Shadow Link yelled. Luckily, no little kids heard it. However, the parents nearby heard and gave them all venomous glares before ushering their kids forward.
"I just said you had no brain, is that wrong?" Link snapped back. With an angry yell, Shadow Link tried to attack Link. Zelda got in the way.
"If you fight, we get kicked out. Now, stop it." She hissed at both of them. They rolled their eyes, but didn't attack.
They finally got on the boat. It was large enough that they were all in one row. In order to stop any fighting, Zelda had to sit between Link and Shadow Link. The boat pushed away from the dock and sailed out into a cave.
"Okay, and this is important how?" Ganondorf asked. The boat had turned the corner and a small waterfall was there. As they got closer, a creature with a tentacle beard and a hat like the man outside came though the waterfall. He said something, but they couldn't hear over Zelda suddenly screaming in terror. She only stopped after they passed the waterfall. Both boys on either side of her were still clutching their ears.
They passed by a bunch of dead people lying on a pebble beach and down a short waterfall to outside of a fort. A large boat was there, red lights flared from the boat and the fort, accompanied by bursts of air that hit people on either side of the boat. Water exploded near the boats at random moments, getting Midna all wet. They passed through there and entered what looked like a town square.
"Now, tell us where be Captain Jack Sparrow, or we'll send ye down to Davy Jones Locker." One of the pirates yelled to a man in the well, spitting up water. He was sent back down, noises of someone floundering, then he was brought back up.
Finally, they reached the last of the ride, ending at a scene of the pirate wanted earlier and seen at various points of the ride sitting amongst thousands of gold coins and jewels. The sight of the room made all the villains and Zelda drool. The boat came to a halt by another dock and they got out.
"Well, that was interesting." Zelda said cheerfully. Up ahead, a group of teenagers had started a rousing chorus of one of the songs sung by the pirates.
"Now what?" Midna said, her back freezing where water had hit her.
"Lets go to the Enchanted Tiki Room!" Zelda said, pointing back in the direction of the Jungle Cruise.
"No, lets go over to Frontierland." Midna interrupted, steering Zelda in the opposite direction.
"But, it had a bunch of singing birds..." The princess wailed childishly.
"We are already surrounded by bird brains, Zelda. We don't need to surrounded by singing birds." Midna said, laughing at the angry shouts behind her.