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Everyone had an increidlby long staring contest for about 20 seconds before Meowser begant the ultimate battle to end all ultimate battles on wwe. tengu and lunc lcady daveris were sitting in the ferris weheel feeling like total assholes so instead they just started sending dick pictures to mr. clean for the lolz except tengu who currently lacked a penis because he was indeed a catgril.
Meowser jumped into the air and roared getting his gross ccat breath everywhere. everyone leaned down on the ground like losers because they didn't like smellign except little mac who ran forward and puncehd meowser in his cat jaw. Meowser went flying backwars like a helicopter on drugs and hit the fierris wheel accidentally freeing tengu and lunch lasdy daveisr. tengu then attacked meowser because he was really pissed off with everything especially being a catgirl.
Thunder laughed, "I guess that's what you call a cat fight!" everyone stopped fighting and laughed except Caprice.
"That wasn't even funny, what the hell is wrong with you guys?!" he said as he therw a Goomy bomb which trapped nurse tgot and dictaotr birdbot in goomy slime which can be used for some weirdos to draw some weird fetish artowrok or some shit I dunno it's not like i jack off to it or anything like that.
"but waht if you do jack off to it" Lifeup said before Guts Man told him to shut the fuck up because nobody wants to hear that kind of crap. Then Guts Man had a great idea, "HEY MAYOR! Let's play some GUTS BALL!" Mayor Bugs Bugny knew, he had the great sense of justice, heroics, and athletic competition. So he picked up a fucking rock and threw it at Guts Man who did a spin and punched the rock right at Meowser's face! He flipped backwards a second time and crashed into a telephone pole, sending sparks everywhere more powerful than the forth of july!
"Yeah that's two hits! one more and Moewser will be defeated" said Llama. He knew what was up, he knows his fucking Mario games. "Yeah dude" Watzup said, "everyone knows Nintendo bosses take three hits before they die man."
Meowser got up from the ground and got really pissed so he did a loud pissed-off roar like your mom when she realizes you got into a car accident with the family car. "FUCK THAT TVTROPES IS FOR PUSSIES!" he scramed before eating a cherry with some eyes on it! Then Moewser turned into... THREE MEOWSERS!
"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SHIT" Watzup screamed "SOMEBODY'S GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS" he yelled as he ducked under a fireball Meowser shot.
Meanwhile, spikebpoey took out his spiky spear and dashed at Sonix, but Sonix had jet rockerts on the underside of his scooter so he didn't have to walk anywhere at all. He flew away from SPlikeboy's reach and took outhis zapp yzpsap gun, shooting at Spikeboy. Spikeboy's spear got shot up, so he got all sad and then picked up a rock. Before he could throw it, Dr. fRemman tackled him and twirkeld his mutstache evilly.
Birdbot threw his Birdchocollate to SPiekboy, hoping that he would catch it and eat it to gain strength like Poopeye when he eats spinash. Dictator Birdbot was still stuck to the goomy slime, so he could only throw it a distance shorter than a goomy. Spikeboy shoved off Freeman woh was ion him in a dompromising composition and leaped to the Birdchocolate. He ate it, piece by iece, and then he gained the strength of 20 cats, and tackled Freeman back. They were fighting each other, with Spikeboy whacking Freeman's fancy top hat off and Freeman kicking Spikebioy in his birdchovoltate withch was in his stomach. IT hurt.
Sonicx got up and picked up a rocket launcher that was on the ground, but he tripped and it acidentally fired at Nurse TGOT and Dicataotr Birdbot, before Llamafired a Flame Blast at it to set it off safely. Sonix got mad and he got it up, prepared to shoot Llama with his ray gun when Little MAc burst onto the scene and punched it out of his hand before dodging a Goomy Bomb from Caprice. Little Mac didn't pay attention to an incoming MEowser clone, who slashed at him with his powerful MEwoser claws.
as little mac got his buttsa kicked by a mewser clone, Ness jumepd up into the air and yelled, "PK FALASH" which shot a bright light at the moewser clone which then exploded. the real mewoer and not the shitty clone saw this and got pissed so he flicked catgirltengumcwengu aside and leaped at nesssss. NES was surprised but then watzup jumped in the air and floated in front of meowser.
"BY THE POWER OF PUSS I DEMAND YOU GO AWAY!" watzup screamed like a banshee as he thrusted hsi body causing a shockwave which send meowser flying into the woods nearby. though not for long as they could hear him running back like a fat man running from a bullet.
Meanwhil, Dr. Freman kicked Spiekboy in the cock, "dude don't fuck with my top hat god I know I'm trying to kill you but have standards" spikeboy fell on the gorudn in pain and dictator birdbot mustered all his will to fly out of the goomy slime beore smash can finish writing his porno abotu him and picked spikeboy up in the sky as the two flew away into the sunset completely forgetting bout the battle they were having. meowser jumped bck on the ground knocking the two out of the sky though. tengu began to smack meowser's ass thinkign he was kicking ass but he was just smacking it like a BITCH
Gumball stood there like an idiot daydreaming about mario kart 8 when all of a sudden caprice walked up to him and took out a Goomy Sword, "You're technically the protagonist of this story. So I suppose I should focus my efforts on you." Gumball laughed, "ok caprice, i don't ant to do this" and he took out his own sword but it turned into a book about why genocide is bad, "gosh dangit the power of learning is such bullshit"
Sonix was doing mad wheellies when he saw Smash pissed off because he couldnt' finish his porno about slime filled Birdbot, "ok smash. mo like i'm gonna smash YO PENIS" Sonix said as he drove at Smash at lightnign speeds. Smash jumped in the air, "I'LL SHOW YOU PENIS!"
FROM THE GROUND EMERGES...THE CRYSTAL PENIS!
Smash used his POWER O FCREATIONC to write in the ultimate weapon from Geosenge Town ito being! Except it was sitll closed up and dnot opoened like a flower yet so it looked mor e like a giant pink gemstone dong. It burst from teh ground knocking the fighters back a bit while rocks and dirt and shit was thrown everywhere. Smash landed on top of the ultmate weapon and pulled out lots of lewd pictures of Annetet! "PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM..." Smash said as he slid down the machine while slapping catgirl porn to the sides, as he did so the crystal penis started to charge up and glow ith a powerfu lenergy force! as Smash reached the bottom of the machine he stuck one last picture up, this picture was bigger than the rest and everyone got a clear view of Annette taking a fresh dick and being overloaded with cumi!
after the crystal charged up Smash gave it a swift kick with his foot and yelled "BY THE POWER OF LYSANDRE!" Then there was a bright flash before THE CRYSTAL PENIS fired a laser straight up into the air!
"wow that was useless you fucking nerd" Sonix said but then he took back his words like making a treturn at Walmart because you got some shoes that were a siz ttoo small and they made your feet hurt. Excep tinssead of shoes returning it was the laser shot out by THE CRYSTAL PENIS! It did a huge u-turn in the air and was coming straigh tback down and woul dhit at any moment and everyone had a lot of nervous suspense!
"such a turn of events" said Lifeup J, this time he was smart enough to duck under Guts Man before he got punched for being stupid and stating the obvious.
Lifeupj Got upnxedched into Sonix and he broke his magic scooter, and then Sonix got mad and tried punching sONIX but before he could the laser did a zig-zag and blasted both of them, evaporazing the both of them and then they died because they weren't there anymore.
"Oh shit, Sonix is dead" said Caprice as he lunged at Gumball with his Goomy Sword. Gumball moved out of the way and threw his book on genocide at Caprice. Caprice rolled over, dodging it with such grace that angels sung, except since Caprice was a bad guy they were demons instead.
"God damn you smash you peoicel of shit I'll end you!" sida Dr. Freeman so he ran over to Caprice, stole one of his goomy letterbombs rigth off his belt, and then threw it at Smash but Freeman tripped and he missed completely, where the bomb went off on MAyor aBugs Busmmy.
Gutsman yelled in sadness becuse Bunny was kill, "I"M GOIN TTO HURT A PLANSAGE BECAUSE MY FRIEND IS DEAD WAHHHHHH" so he went off into the forest to find a Pansage, caught it with a Gutsball, then released it and punted it back into the amuement part, where it struck the real Meowser in the head, knocking the cherry out of him, spinning him around on his shell, and then he fell over, defeated. "Balls" said Mewoser, "Sweaty balls, Why can I ever win?!"
Gumball threw another book at Caprice and walked over to Moewser, "Hey it isn't so bad, if you woyuld join us, you could probably win for once." Meowser got happy and so he joind the good guys, saying "OH YEAH" and then he marched over to Caprice and Freeman, realy to defeat them with his new friends.
Caprice and Freeman backed up into a corner that came out of nowhere, "Well this is a load of crap." FDr. Freman said. Thunder jumped in the air and threw a pair of sunglasses at Caprice who dodged it because it was fuckign sunglaeses.
Caprice put his Goomy Sword away, "It seems we have to make a temporary escape. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!" Freeman then threw down a smoke bomb beacuse he still has thouse.
TGOT turned into a shoe, "well this sucks how about we go find them."
Lucnh Lady Dveris stood up, "BY THE POWER OF CLEAN!" nad sudndely all the smoke disappeared and everyoen laughed and saw Dr. Freeman and Caprice flying away in a Goomy hotair balloon.
"wow that looks dumb and appealing at the same time." Llama said.
"GET BACK HERE YOU METAL TWISRPS!" Gutsman said, "He then picked up Gumball and Thunder wh othrew them towards Meowser, "FOR MAYOR BUGS BUNNY and lifeup i guess but who really cares" Meowser picked them u pand threw thema t the hot air balloon. Thunder and Gumball then did a combo attack that involved throwing spiral knights at teh balloon causing it to burst and fly into the distance.
"THE IMPENETRABLE DUONITY IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!"
"well that was shit"
LATER BACK AT THE SCHOOL
Everyone looked at the graves of Lifeup J and Mayor Bugs Bunny. For they were super dead which means they are ded and not alive. They were even as dead as gumbal's humor.
Gutsman looked at Mayor Bugs Bunny before runnign away into the distance to unknown places. Maybe we'll see him agian but right now he has the sadness of a thousand assholes without asses.
Cutmanmike and Iwata held an award ceremony beacuse everyone was recused from the evil grasps of Caprice and Dr. Freeman. Cutmanmike did a wheelie on his scooter, "YO YO YO HAVE SOME MEDALS BITCHES!"
everyone was happy even birdbot who is usually a piss head. Iwata then pulled a super lever that dropped copies of mario kart 8 for everyone.
Watzup laughed, "Wow Ness sure is sexy."
Thunder punched watzup, "Watzup you are shit but you are the good kind of shit"
Gumball laughed a gumball laugh which isn't trademarked, "Yep, everyone here are sure my bestest buddies excpet lifeup but he's dead now so yay!"
Everyone played mario kart 8 into the sunset but they all sucked at it because they are all losers.
In the next fwe montsh, Gumball and Thunder kept playing mairo kart 8 but stopped having chicken sex because theyr an out of chickens
Ness and Watzup continued to have steak sex though because there's never enoguh sex
Lucn Lady Dvareis got his job back and did nothign important
Smash actually did write that porno about birdbot
Iwata became the super vice presiendt of CUTSTUFF HIGHSCHOOl
Nurse TGOT disapeeared into unkown places. Some people think he's secretley hiding in Ms's Study's coffee as semen
Little Mac rode into the sunset punching gravel along the way. He was never seen again
Tengu is still ac at gril and is yelling at people to make a ure for that. Everyone thinks it's fucking hilarious
Llama wrote a book about how many dicks Ness sucks. It turns out it was all Watzup
Spikeboy and Birdbot began to date because they were having the sexs for eeach otehr
And Meowser even joined as a STUIDNEt!
CUTSTUFF HIGHSCHOOl was at peace for there was no shit going on
and no shit is the best shit
but what if shit wasn't kill?!
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