Hello people! Here is the long awaited next chapter!
Bring out the quote:
Matthew 7:6 - "Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to the pigs. If you do they may trample them under their feet, and then turn and tear you to pieces."
Cue the music and roll out the red carpet.
Quiet on the set and...
ROLL Flashback.
" I'm already engaged. ", Shikaru said with her normal bored yawn. Shikaru stretched just to keep up the act. She peeked at her family through half open eyes as she pretended to stretch.
After Shikaru had said those words both her parents and her cousin had gone stiff as a pair of boards. Getting over their stupor the two glanced at eachother before looking at their daughter.
"Oh your married I see.. Wait! WHAT!? Since when has this beeen going on!?", her mom questioned furiously.
Shikaru lazily turned and said: "A while now I guess. Me and him have gotten quite friendly recently."
Shikkaku who had been silently processing the situation tried not to show it but on the inside he was metally cowering. Yoshino hadn't worried so much when Shikaru was a boy but now that she was a girl she went in to protective mama bear mode almost all the time now. He had a creeping feeling in his spine that wasn't going to end well. How right he was.
"So Shikaru who is this mystery man? Also for that matter what do you mean 'FRIENDLY'?", Yoshino said in an extremely low voice.
"The guy I'm with is Naruto mom. You remember him right he's in my class. As for our relationship well Naruto and I have decided its best we get married after doing... 'that'.",she said with a shy tone near the end.
Shikaku froze like a deer frightened by blinding lights. 'No good can come of this.'he thought. He turned to see his wife's reaction. Yoshino stood there with an eerie smile and her fists clenched. Massive amounts of KI was rolling of Yoshino in waves. Shikaku sighed the last time he had seen his wife this pissed off was when Mebuki Haruno had the nerve to say her wedding dress made her look fat. Shikaku just prayed that Naruto was nowhere near .
"Shikaru-chan. How do you think I should do it?"Yoshino said very sweetly.
"Do what mom?" , Shikaru asked glad to change the topic.
"I think killing your fiancée with a bomb at his home is a little excessive. So should I beat him with the frying pan or should I ask the Inzukas to sick their nin-kin on him?" Yoshino said rubbing her hands together with evil glee.
The three spectators to Yoshino's evil plot sweat-dropped knowing that if pushed Yoshino could be crazed.
THE PRESENT:
With her small quip to her brother out the way, she gave a quick glance and a glare at Naruto and Kaori before disappearing via shushin. With her departure the remaining occupants of the room were left in silence. That was until Kaori added her two cents. "Well that was interesting! So what's next? Story Time? Cus' I would like to here the one about Naruto and the naked girl in his apartment." Kaori finished with a sly smile.
A loud gasp from Iruka permeated the room along with the sounds of a pipe dropping to the floor and two other gasps. Naruto for his part tried his hardest not to blush. Naruto's embarrassment didn't last long because a feeling of dread pass through him as if an enraged mother had just walked over his grave. Then the room descended into chaos.
"Naruto-baka what did you do to that girl!?", Sakura screeched.
"Naruto!", Iruka screamed with a look that promised a lecture.
"So Naruto was she good?", Kakashi asked with a perverted eye-smile.
"Naruto you and I will have words", Hiruzen said pretending he wasn't proud of the fact that if the boy had given the girl a child he might have another potential weapon.
"Settle down children we can all reprimand Naruto-kun later. We all have jobs to do in the meanwhile. Kakashi. I believe your team is going to the gate for a mission correct?" Kaori asked with one her pleasant smiles.
Kakashi knowing her objective was to spy on Kaori decided it would be best to collect information while on the woman's good side. With a quick nod the scarecrow directed the three genin out the room. Thankfully her three brats had decided to behave themselves until after they left the tower. Mostly likely they were terrified of Kaori too. They were right to feel so to.
Once Kakashi had left the room Kaori turned her sights to Iruka and the mission council. "Now Iruka you and I will chat after I return. The rest of you should scrub this shameless moment from your memories. I'll take my leave now Hokage-sama" Kaori said turning and leaving without waiting to be dismissed.
The hokage coughed. "The rest of you are dismissed." The mission council quickly left the room with a bow and a yes. As soon as the door closed Sarutobi slumped over on his desk. He was glad to be alone and done with his quirky shinobi for at least a little while.
"Hokage-sama ...that woman scares me more then Anko and Ibiki." Said a voice from within the afternoon shadows of Sarutobi's office.
"Most people are. I still regret that I couldn't get her into T&I department. Now where are you on that thing I told you to investigate?" Hiruzen asked with his head still slumped over his desk.
"From what I heard through chatter Our one-eyed friend has been talking with some very shady characters. No solid names yet but there has been interesting talk in some parts about a man with a mask and "red devil eyes" that moves through the minor villages and disappears like a ghost." Said the voice.
Sarutobi lifted his head quickly and peered into the corner of his office where the owner of the voice stood obscured by shadows. The only thing that could be seen was anbu gear and a pair of glasses. "But I thought Itachi was the last. Are you sure it's fact and not just chatter? If not it could be very ugly." Hiruzen said not pleased in the least.
"As I said it might just be chatter. I'll check in to it anyway. Besides I'm not against any possibility when it comes to that one eye. He always did have an unhealthy obsession with "that" family." The voice said.
"Yes if you hadn't come along I might not have known all about what he was doing. You coming back after so long is truly 'll have to tell me more later. Keep up the trail and I'll keep my end of our agreement." Hiruzen replied.
"Hai" The voice said before disappearing in a small swirl of leaves.
Konohagakure Front Gate: Team seven was situated at the gate waiting for their sensei as usual. He had taken them outside of the tower before explaining to pack for the occasion and to meet him at the gate. Sasuke and Sakura after leaving had both gone to their respective homes and grabbed their gear for the mission. Naruto however, having no desire to return to his apartment and explain to Shikaru why she was on his bed naked and why his front door was kicked in, walked into a shinobi gear store so that he could get what he needed for the mission. Of course in the end the situation at his abode that the blonde wanted to avoid became the topic of the day with his teammates.
"So, Dobe. Who was stupid enough to sleep with you? I don't believe the crazy nurses story for a second. You and her probably just made it up" Sasuke said with his usual smirk.
"Yeah Naruto tell us" Sakura said agreeing with the Uchiha.
Naruto for his part had been much more quiet than usual after his outburst in the tower. The Uzuamaki tilted his to one side before answering their inquiry. "First off I have no interest in telling you. Second it's probably better your virgin minds don't know the details. Then there is the third thing. That crazy nurse is my neighbor and has quite the dislike for Uchiha's , so I'd be careful unless you want to be silenced by her." Naruto said calmly, not making eye contact with his teammates. His thoughts lay elsewhere.
'What the hell is up with me lately? I feel so different. I shouted out random things at Sakura-chan, I did "that" with Shikaru and yet for some reason I feel oddly ... Good. Like waking up from a long dream.' Naruto thought not seeing the strange looks he was getting from his fellow genin.
Meanwhile inside the confides of Naruto's mind:
Behind the gates of a massive golden cage, two giant eyes opened. The thing which the eyes belonged to looked all through out it's 's eyes rest on a spot in the shadows outside the cage. Two lips under it's eyes moved left and right creating a blood curdling grin of giant canines. "Why not come out little creature? I can feel your presence!" It's voiced boomed out with the intention of finding its watcher.
"Hm. No thank you. I'm quite fine right here actually." A sly voice said from with in the shadows responded with a chuckle. The second voice was barely fazed by the commands of the first.
"You DARE defy me the Kyubbi?! Come closer so that you might see who you are messing with! Come forth if you have any honor LITTTLE CREATURE!" Kyubbi challenged.
The other creature was silent for all of a minute before responding."Oh me oh my your quite grumpy. (Sigh)Well if you insist" The sly voice said as it materialized in front of the cage. It's form was shrouded in it's own shadows that hazed and blurred around it making the voice hard to identify, with the exception of a pair of red eyes.
"Is this to your liking Kyubbi-San? Or do you prefer Kurama? I never understood why we demons love announcing our names so much. I think it's because of the phenomena that occur when we utter our names." The second demon said with a grin.
Kyubbi had stopped growling and eyed the strange "demon". Kyubbi had known about this thing for years now, occasionally feeling it's power pulse through his container. While the chakra did feel slightly demonic it also felt like something completely different. The strangeness didn't stop their, Kyubbi had only seen the figure in front of him the one time when he had possessed the boy. The demon refused to answer his questions then and only talked with the blonde boy's teacher before hiding in the shadows. The nine-tailed bijuu assumed that the creature hibernated after this time because the phantoms of his past jailer and her mate came to the same conclusion before fading to parts unknown.
Kurama could no longer contain it's curiosity and asked the question that been plaguing it. "Who are you REALLY?"
The other demon smirked , "AH where are my manners." It said with a slight sarcastic bow."I am Beelzebub Third Prince of Hell, Lord of Flies and Duke among the fallen." Beelzebub said with a deep serious voice. Then it turned around and did a complete one-eighty in personality. "Although my friends call me Bell-chan!" Bell said with a childish voice.
Kurama face faulted. Was it possible that this particular demon was retarded? Bell however seemed to ignore this and continued on. "But I don't really like being called that unless it's by cute people though. My ugly friends call me that though. I really don't know if I can call them friends though because sometimes they pick on me and call me names like lil' eater, which makes me mad because-"
Bell was cut of by a loud growl and a paw banging against the cage.
After righting himself Kurama turned towards the still smiling demon and began another interrogation."You say your a prince of hell ,but I know the ruler and he has but one son the shinigami. And who are these fallen of which you speak? How did you get in here?!"
"I think I've said enough for today. See ya later Kurama-kun!" Then bell faded and was gone.
Kurama bashed against the cage enraged at being denied answers.
Back at the gate:
Team seven had quickly grown bored of questioning Naruto to no avail and had begun simply sitting on either side of the street waiting. Naruto simply chose to take a nap. In the middle of the street. A couple of people passing by had attempted to harass the resident demon container by either trying to piss or spit on him, to the horror of his team mates. These attempts by them however were thwarted by Naruto who pulled out two kunai and began fighting in his sleep scaring off his attackers while screaming " It's my DANM Ramen Joukyuu!"before going back to a prone form.
LIME: START ( AN:Oh you thought I wasn't going to do another?)
This was the sight that Kaori came upon when she got to the gate. Glancing at the blondes teammates she turned back towards the blonde and smirked. Kaori took a few steps toward the blonde before spreading her legs shoulder width apart and plopping right down on top of his pelvis.
With all the skill of an athlete Kaori kept her legs extended while leaning her upper body up towards Naruto's face. Once her face was near Naruto's neck she whispered with ice cold breathe "It's time to wake up Naruto-sama."
Naruto for his part was mostly oblivious to the presence of Kaori on top of him. His mind wether conscious of it or not responded to the crazed killer nurse. "NUh know what you have to do Miss Ramen. Let me slurp you up and send me to heaven!" Naruto said blissfully unaware in his sleepy state. A wicked grin popped up upon the blonde's face.
Kaori ,who was still straddling the boys lap raised a thin eyebrow at the Uzumaki. She had only meant to wake the boy up and tease him but she wasn't one to turn down good blackmail material. Naruto's words were also a bit of a turn on in a way.
A grin lit up her face, she would play along with Naruto's fantasy.
"Why of course Naruto-sama! Since I want to please you, please tell me if I do something you like." Kaori said with a silky slick tongue like a certain snake.
"Hai" Naruto replied.
With nothing further to say Kaori placed her hands on either side of the Uzumaki's chest and gently rubbed with chakra enhanced hands. The nurse at first used circle motions but after a minute switched to random patterns. Naruto was enjoying it if his moans of yes and twitches of his whiskers were any indication. Suddenly she stopped.
"Why'd you stop?" Naruto said not yet aware his fictional Ms. Ramen was actually Kaori.
"It's time for the finale. Do everything I say okay?, Kaori asked ready to finish. 'It would be fun to do this with him in his apartment but we have to do this mission. Business first.' She before seeing the blonde slightly nod his head.
Meanwhile Sasuke and Sakura sat back and watched as the nurse sat on their squad mate and did all manner of things to his body. In public. Sakura was about to walk over and put a stop to it, a hand grabbed her before she could go over. Turning she watched Sasuke as he took in the action being done in front of free hand was covering his nose which had started to drip tiny drops of blood.
The Uchiha was not alone as a few males watchers had there noses covered, in the case of two gate guards however their free hands were drifting closer towards their "fleshy kunais".
Shifting her position Kaori now had knee touching the earth with her bum and "downward lips" on top of her target's slowly hardening tent. Now in the right position Kaori began sending chakra to her moistened lips to make them rapidly vibrate on top of the blonde's member. This was arguably one of her clans most exotic techniques surpassing even some of the Haruno's best seduction arts. Kaori was about to make Naruto go bang!
Taking a hold of either of Naruto's hands Kaori placed them on either side of her bottom. Then she bent over Naruto's face and once again whispered icy cold instructions to the now panting and moaning blonde. "I'm going to guide your head to my ... Ramen spouts, where you can suck as much juice as you like."
Naruto could barely hear her as the intense feeling on his body was coming closer to its peak. Two hands wrapped around either side of his head and brought his face next to what his mind believed was ramen spouts Naruto began biting and sucking. It was then that Naruto began to notice that his ramen tasted much different then any he had before but it still tasted wonderful. It was also then that the intense feeling, which he realized was coming from his penis, exploded. Naruto fell back with his hands at his sides and a look of peace on his face.
LIME: END
Naruto awoke a moment later when he heard his name being called. His eyelids peeled back to show his blue eyes. Naruto seemed drowsy for all of a second before looking at the faces of his teammates, sensei, and two guests. They were all staring at him or more specifically his pants. All four females had blushes with the exception of Sasuke who looked somewhere between horrified and in love.
Following their gaze Naruto saw that his pants had a very big stain on them and that his soldier was standing at attention.
"I-I can...explain?" Naruto stuttered out.
"Ero-Baka!" Sakura screamed turning and walking off in a huff not daring to look into the eyes of Kaori who she knew had done the deed.
"Hmm. Dobe" Sasuke said with a smirk. All as he walked away he took quick glances over his shoulder. His looks were mostly concentrated on
"Unprofessional Naruto. Towels and a locked room perhaps next time?" Kakashi said with a shake of her head as she walked away.
Itachi didn't comment her mind today had reached a new level of disturbed. First Naruto has sex within range of her sharingan, granted he didn't know she was watching. Then he has a wet dream on the ground in the middle of the street. Itachi walked away simply stunned. Was she losing her sex appeal to random women? Did this mean Naruto was going to end up with that hussy Kaori? Itachi's mind was thoroughly boggled.
Kaori simply giggled before turning away as well. She had got to have some fun with Naruto and deflate Itachi's ego. Today was starting to be a good a day.
"DANM IT! Why does this crap keep happening to me?! Why kami?" Naruto muttered taking off his jacket. Taking it by the sleeves Naruto wrapped it around his waist with the back facing forward so that it hid the stain on the front of his pants. He quickly grabbed his bag and rushed to catch up with his team that already left the gate.
ONE DAY LATER:
Team seven had been running through the trees with Kaori and Itachi following behind them. After the incident a day ago things had somewhat gone back to normal, three-fourths of the team ignoring the other one fourth. Kaori and Itachi had their usual moments of only major difference was Naruto who was oddly quiet most of the trip.
"Kakashi-sensei do you think we could stop here for the night?" Sakura said utterly tired of trying to keep up with the stamina freaks that was her group.
"Pathetic" Naruto mumbled more to himself.
"What did you say Naruto?" Sakura said turning towards Naruto.
Seeing he was on the spot Naruto decide he needed to cover himself quick. He quickly turned his gaze over to a patch of flowers that were growing on top a downward hanging vine.
"I said these flowers are quite poetic. Alone out here being what they are despite everything fitting in,they stand out. A beautiful bright color to a much darker forest. In my opinion anyway." Naruto said picking one of the flowers from the vine and examining it at eye level.
"Oh okay" Sakura said not really sure how to respond. The pinkette turned her gaze back to her sensei. "So sensei about stopping for the night?" She asked.
Kakashi in her did a mental face fault. 'Its one thing to be a fan girl but this is ridiculous. She has almost no skills that I can even fails as a Jade Haruno could see how far her sister Mebuki and her family have fallen she'd be turning over in her grave.'The silver haired shinobi thought with some level of disgust for the girl.
"Sure why not at this pace we'll be there by tomorrow evening. We'll set up camp here. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura go gather fire wood and meet back here." Kakashi said.
The three left with a chourus of "Hai".
After five minutes of their departure the two jonin and one medical shinobi sat lazing about. Kaori sat watching the birds and animals interact. Kakashi was caught up in her book as usual and Itachi drew circles in the dirt. This is what they appeared to be doing to an observer but they were secretly passing a code around the camp to each other.
Itachi would blink her eyes three times combined with a number of figures in the dirt and pages flips and taps by Kakashi would reveal the strength and number of the enemy without saying anything verbally.
Three blinks. Seven lines in the dirt. Two page flips and and thirteen quick taps with one swirl. This meant they were being watched by six ninja possibly chunnin in skill with the seventh being unable to be determined because of fluctuating chakra.
Now that threat was passed around the three began planning on how to deal with it. Itachi began by discreetly signing out that they should wait. Kakashi signed back that she agreed with the plan. Kaori however disagreed and voiced it verbally.
"Hey guys you know it's uncle Oki's birthday soon. I think I should go into the next town and get his surprise gift. I mean we could wait for him to come and say it's his birthday but he would probably split and we wouldn't know if he had any other plans this year." Kaori said.
Itachi and Kakashi quickly got the disguised message. Uncle Oki was what mercenaries in the Second Shinobi war would call Onōki or the surprise gift meant Kaori wanted to take the offensive. The rest was justification that if the unknown shinobi did wait and attack later they might runaway and attack again at another time. Kaori proposed to take them away from the camp and deal with them.
"Okay you do that. Me and Itachi will stay here unless some rare birds come by then we have to record it in our bird watching book." Kakashi said with Itachi nodding in confirmation.
"See ya' later then" the nurse said before walking off into the forest.
Itachi wait at least twenty minutes before rushing off after Kaori.
WITH KAORI: Kaori stopped in a clearing with wide open space. "This seems like a perfect place for that surprise party don't you guys think?" The Konoha medic said with cheer in her voice. The woods remained silent.
"Really? You come all this way to kill me and you stay silent? You guys do realize that your chakra may have fooled these kids but I know Mammon's stink anywhere. It wasn't all that hard with you stray dog's bloodlust rolling of you like pheromones" She said with a chuckle.
Hidden behind a tree Itachi watched as Kaori seemingly talked to no one. Itachi was about to chalk this whole attack up to paranoia. There had been reports of similar cases in this forest, usually caused by the odd scent of hallucinogenic flowers.
This theory went completely out the window when a deep chuckle resounded out from somewhere in the forest.
Itachi pulled out her anbu katana and stood by waiting for the shinobi. The cracking of bark made it to her ears as she witness a man literally walk through a tree into Kaori's field of vision. The man, Itachi judged based on his build, was dressed in a modified black gi with connecting mask at the neckline that covered everything under the eyes.
Six other figures emerged from the tree line and surrounded Kaori in a circle. The lead figure removed his mask to show deformed grey skin and long needle sharp teeth. He grinned. "You know I should have killed you a long time ago when I was first given the chance but no I spared you .You look so much like the swine on this terra of pestilence ." He said.
"Ha that's a laugh. You SPARED Me,Nathaniel because the MASTER told His BITCH too."She said with a smirk. Kaori enjoyed the frown that replaced Nathaniel's grin. Kaori of course couldn't contain her enthusiasm to push buttons and continued.
"Oh and I took out most of your little clique by myself. If your master hadn't come and poisoned me I would have finished your legion. EVEN humans put up a better fight than you pussies." She said laughing in hysterics after the words left her lips.
Nathaniel's face was the very definition of rage. Creases and wrinkles lined his face. Steam and fire literally came out from his mouth and nose respectively. Killer intent so foul it caused ANBU captain Itachi to shiver from behind the tree she was hiding behind. Then to show his rage he commanded his goons to do what he wanted to do for so long.
"KILL HER", Nathaniel screamed. His goons were quick to comply as they brandished weapons ranging from axes to broadswords and charged at the still grinning Kaori.
CLIFF HANGER!
That's a wrap for this chapter. Thank you guys as always for support and patience. Please R&R and tell me how I did. Especially on the lime. I wrote that while I was on an airplane with nosy people sitting next to me. So of course I felt a little awkward mostly because "the finale" where Kaori makes Naruto go bang was influenced by me listening to that song "9mm goes bang" by KRS one when I was writing it. (Please say you liked it or I'll lock myself in my room and cry for ten moths. Lol jk)
I'll skip a recap because if you read you know what happens. That and I think I'm spoiling it for those of you who like to skim when your up at six in the morning reading in the dark with no light on and school the next day lol.
Expect another chapter soon.
- Arson Uzamaki