Desperate Times Calls For Desperate Meaures!

Megs POV

Stewie shot me, i cant believe it. he stabbed me, he hurt me but he helped me at first, he gave me advice! I've been injured a lot! first stewie stabbed me then i ran in front of a bus...by purposs actually. now dad puched me and how did i get into a coma, think i heard people say stewie shot my arm or something

I just don't really understand, wow im in a coma but im talking to myself in my head. i finally have alone time to think!

Im fat and gross, no dont think about that! what is wrong with me? i think im gonna think about the family

Dad always humilated me, hurt me, farted in my face, but we came secret friends once, i have no idea if that has changed but i hope he didn't!

Mom. she doesn't believe in me, even though she gave birth to me! she laughs with everyones jokes, she wanted to abort me but didnt because the guy only had one hand, she reads my diary to thinks im a ugly, gross, lying daughter who dissapointed her. she couldn't even say she loves me at my wedding even though i didnt get married because the dickhead ran off when he found out i wasn't pregnant(from the episode "peters daughter")

Chris. he cares about me, even though he doesnt soppurt me in front of the family. he stood up for me when i got fired after a while. he let me help him read a poem about hope he copied of what i said to the school presenting president obohama. even though he sometimes farts in my face. I accidently made out with him at the halloween party but i didnt know it was him, oops!

Brian is the family dog. he cares about me the most i think. when i didnt have a date for the school prom he went with me, he stood up for me in front of connie and her friends and made her cry and we made out, i think i went over the top then saying we're boyfriend and .but he cares about me!

My family are arseholes! why am i still with them? im gonna move out! yes i am, yes i am, yes i am! I mean they're not even here!

i hear a noise going "beeeeeeeeeeeep" what is that? i feel like im fainting again! why! omg am i dying

"clear" a voice said

What was that. she pressed something against my chest giving an electric feeling or something

"clear, she's not coming in, try harder"

the doors were slammed open and i heard a female voice that sounds like mom

"WE'RE HERE! OMG IS SHE OK"

omg! she cares about me, i feel like im gonna die but at least i'll die knowing my mom cares about me

"is she dead? i think i'll turn her room into a er... arcade or something" said a voice that sounds like dad

"PETER!"

ok the feelings gone. my dad doesnt care about me but at least my mom does

"i think we should change her room into a guest room or something" mom says

"no way" dad says

okkkkkk! mom hates me. dad hates me. nothings changed!

"clear"

"desperate times call for desperate measures, lois" dad says

" what? that doesnt even make sense" mom says

" doesnt have to, we'll be too upset getting over meg so we need to change the room so it doesnt upset us" dad says

OMG! what! im so happy! he said it'll be hard to get over me!

"is she dead, omg this is my fault, it was the drugs not me" says stewie, obviosly

"you shouldnt take drugs then, stewie" brian says

" i thought it was sugar, and anyway peter was the one who punched her, i just shot her arm, how can you nearly die from that" stewie says

"i dont know but if she dies im gonna miss her" brian says

Awww! brian thats so sweet!

" huh? do you lurvvve her" stewie says taking the mick(cuz brian loves stewie)

" its not my fault about that"

WHAT! omg brian loves me!(meg thinks brian loves her but he doesnt they were talking about brian loving stewie)

i hear the machine going "beeeeeeeep" , i feel faint, i can't feel my heart beat, its going darker and darker and i feel like im falling to inconciousness

"omg! i killed my sister!"

I can't even recognize whos voice that is, im crying inside

"no you didnt, stewie. dont tell yourself that! you didnt kill yourself!

"i gotta go, and figure something out, brian!"

"Stewie!"

"desperate times, brian! calls for drastic measures"

"thats crazy"

I heard the doors slam shut and then it opened again and slammed shut again, brian probarly chased after stewie. then the doors opened again and slammed shut

"is my sister ok, omg is she dead"

Whos that?

"chris! i dont know!"

Well i'm dying! well at least i'll die knowing my parents love me, my brother chris cares about me, my brother stewie cares about me and regrets hurting me, brian loves me! omg! brian loves me. he loves me. he loves me!

Then i couldnt hear anything and i fell unconcious