Fooled: Day and Night Mutual Slavery
~Noy Telinú~
Warning: slavery is bad m'kay don't do slavery then m'kay. It's not nice m'kay. Dahhh! It's annoying talking like that! Just don't do slavery! Noy is going crazy with this! Heck, I'm going crazy with this. Just please, for the love of everyone, DO. NOT. PRACTICE. SLAVERY.
Dark: not for the faint of heart. Things really, really, really get bad here, so, yeah. It's very, super dark. Extreme. It's sad too, but, it sucks and a downer. Spooky. This is the darkest chapter so far... by a long shot. I hope it gets better... it doesn't? you can't tell me? why not? Damn you Noy!
Remember: this is all a dream... err... nightmare. remember that now. here will be a test. What? A test? Wait... no test? Not supposed to tell them that there isn't no test? Huh? Who needs to shut up? Oh...
This. IS. SPARTA!: they like to yell… a lot. It was fun on Anime adventure with the huge writing, but… you know. Yelling rules!
You have been warned…
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Chapter 9: Ranma and Akane's nightmare part two, it gets worse.
Ranma breathed slowly. Ever so slowly, she had to deal with the two old people. That's it, and then Akane would be free.
~ "Don't think that you can escape 3000 years of Amazon history Son-in Law." Cologne reminded her. "You will marry Shampoo." ~
"How can I? She's dead. Suck on that old ghoul!"
~ "Then you shall take her place and become an Amazon warrior weather you like it or not." ~Cologne stated.
She then splashed Ranma from out of nowhere with the pail of preservation.
~ "You shall be female forever great-granddaughter." ~
"What? that... that... that was..."
~ "The pail of preservation, great granddaughter... you will be female... forever... for-ev-er... FOREVER!" ~ She laughed wickedly.
"NEVER!" Ranma charged the old Ghoul.
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Akane was worried; she was surrounded by dead bodies. She killed them all too. The Hentai horde, Kuno, the golden pair, and even Gosunkugi were dead… all dead.
"Did I do the right thing?" Akane asked as she looked down at Ranma-chan.
"Yes… they would have killed him if I didn't do anything." Akane took a deep breath. "It still wasn't right." She hugged the redhead. "Everything will be better soon, Ranma." That's when Ranma was taken out from under her in chains.
~ "I've got you now Ranma, I will have my revenge for you killing Shampoo!" ~Mousse spoke, ice in his voice.
"Ranma didn't kill Shampoo, Mousse!" Akane pleaded.
~ "Yes she did, she killed Shampoo as a cat by ripping her head off. She will die!" ~
"Why do you keep saying 'she'?"
~ "Cologne splashed the bitch with the pail of preservation. She will be a girl forever." ~ Mousse held a kettle that looked odd and smashed it to smithereens. ~"That was the kettle Ranma needs to be male, not that she needs it any longer since I'll kill her." ~
Akane was in shock, Ranma was stuck as a girl? This time permanent? That's what he feared the most.
"No… you... you monster!"
~ "I don't care, since Shampoo's dead, I'll take you after I'm done killing this girl."~
"I… I won't let you!"
~ "You stop me little girl? Good one, I'll remember to rape you for it." ~
Akane let out a scream as she attacked Mousse.
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Cologne ducked, dodged and weaved around Ranma's attacks, laughing hysterically. Flaring all the power she could, Ranma cried out in a loud voice…
"Moko Takabisha!"
The Ki attack swelled as it hit where Cologne was just a moment ago.
~ "Still not good enough for me…" ~
"Shut up and die! Moko Takabisha double!"
The attacks missed Cologne still.
Cologne struck back, hitting Ranma faster than ever before as the two were locked in a fight. Blow after blow they carried on, neither connected at all. This fight was going to be to the death.
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Akane was blown back by the things coming out of Mousse's sleeves. She landed next to Kuno's 2nd sword and picked it up. Deciding this was better than nothing, she charged with it, slicing things as she went, desperate to get to Ranma. She fended off pretty well for someone in her skill category, but ultimately roped in as well, and being pulled towards her doom. She struggled against the chains as she was dragged in, her strength not good enough as she got closer and closer to Mousse.
That's when she saw it, still standing; the pail was there, just out of reach. Thinking quickly, she moved her arms enough to grab the pail with the sword. Hoping for the best, she ran towards Mousse instead of fighting him, causing him to fall over onto his back, carrying Akane up so that she was flying at him. Using her skill, she caused the pail to spill its water on Mousse making him a duck.
Akane ran to Ranma, and untied her, now noticing she was only in her boxers.
"Ranma? Ranma!" Akane screamed.
"Err…" was all she said
"You're alive! Oh thank goodness, don't worry, I'll get you to a hospital and you will be better soon, you hear?"
Ranma didn't move.
~ "Charge!" ~ A familiar voice yelled from a mailbox. The Mailbox was running towards Akane and Ranma.
Akane got them out just in the nick of time as it trampled over a duck named Mousse.
~ "Darn, I missed. Hey, look, a duck, I'm hungry." ~ Tsubasa grabbed the injured duck and threw it in a pot of boiling water then put a lid on it with clamps, clamping it down. "That's the best way to cook duck…" ~
Akane looked sick.
~ "Well, since Ranma isn't a man anymore, I guess I don't have to kill him. Maybe I'll marry her instead. After all, she is cute enough." ~
"What? Leave Ranma alone!"
~ "What? And let her marry you? You're both girls, I'm more man than you will ever be! How about I take you both!" ~
"No! Stay away! I don't want to hurt you!"
~ "Me? Hurt? No, it will be you two who will be hurt… in the good places!" ~
Tsubasa attacked the two helpless girls.
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The two traded blows for a while before jumping back.
Cologne took this chance to fire a black ball of Ki at Ranma. Ranma leaped away again and again as she was attacked with a barrage of Ki.
"I won't let you win! I'll find the kettle and become a man again!"
~ "Foolish girl, its right here, destroyed. Now, join the Amazons or you and Akane will die." ~
"You'll kill her anyway! I'll never join you!"
~ "If only you knew, the power of sex appeal, then you could have more power. With our combined strength we can rule China together." ~
"That's it! Shi-Shi Hokodon-Moko Takabisha!" A mixture of the Ki attacks hit Cologne head on.
Ranma followed with 1019 punches right to her head followed by 3542 kicks to the back of her head. Finally, the staff was picked up and was driven right through Cologne's heart.
Blood oozed over the area, stinking up the place. Ranma's entire front was covered in blood, and so was everything else.
The girl was only wearing boxers as she approached Happosai, who was still staring at Ranma's chest.
"Don't hurt Akane, you Old Freak."
~ "I won't… too much, not to worry since you will both be my slaves." ~
With that, he jumped onto Ranma's back to push his pipe on a familiar pressure point.
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The good thing about facing Tsubasa is that he really isn't a fighter. The bad news is that not only is Ranma out of it, Akane is also tired and then there's that way he attacks…
~ "Charge!" ~
Yep… charging head on in vending machines and telephone booths can really hurt if you just take it. And Ranma and Akane were right in the way.
Tsubasa charged again, nearly getting the two girls. Akane was exhausted and Ranma was still out. Oh yeah, and Tsubasa wants to rape them both. Perfectly normal.
He charged again, but Akane was ready and held out the sword, letting it go right through him, gushing blood everywhere.
They were dead now. Akane sat down, breathing hard. That's when Ranma screamed in her arms.
"Ahhh! Hot! Hot! Ahhh!"
"Ranma!"
Ranma's body went limp.
Akane checked her and was relived that she was alright and breathing. That's when Shinnosuke walked up to them.
~ "Akane… I never told you how much I love you." ~
"Shinnosuke? What are you doing here?"
~ "To claim your love. Be mine, and not this frail girl." ~
"What? I will not leave Ranma! He's mine! I won't leave him! I… I… I'll find a way to cure him! You'll see!"
~ "Akane, Akane, Akane. She has no use for you, would never be a man again. Why stay?" ~
"I… I won't leave! I'll do something, there… there…" She was crying now. "There has got to be a way to save him!"
~ "There isn't, Akane, she is weak now, frail, dying. There is no use for you to stay with her." ~
"No! No! NOOO! I will stay with Him! Go away!"
~ "You leave me no choice than to take you myself." ~
He grabbed Akane and dragged her away, Akane protesting the whole time.
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Ranma screamed as she was burned in the back. It was worse hearing Happosai laugh at her.
~ "Now, you will be weak forever, my slave! Thank you for killing everyone else for me! Now no one will be in my way!" ~
"Come back here! I'll defeat you yet!"
Ranma was in for a surprise as she was thrown into the cage with Akane.
~ "Now, one application to Akane, and I'll have two sexy slaves for me!" ~
"No! Noooo!"
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Author's notes: Nooooooo! This is a nightmare; of course it should be scary. The subconscious is a weird place eh? Noy has informed me that Telinú came up with this… personally, they are both insane! I hate them…
Remember, if you want to have your voice heard about Nabiki getting her swift reward, then speak up, tell Noy. This is the 2nd to last one that Noy Telinú posted from Anime Adventure, so it should be up soon.
Noy… please… please I… I need a hug. You… you are scaring your text adviser… you… you owe me! You hear that! Give me waff! I demand it! Give it to me!
Please…
