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Chapter 10
Mario and his friends were wandering around in the forest, following the directions that "Yoshi" gave them.
"I don't think we're getting anywhere." said Mario finally.
Peach added, "And these directions are very confusing."
"Not to mention Yoshi wrote them on a Yoshi egg, which is very hard to read." Luigi pointed out, while squinting at the markings on the egg.
Daisy groaned, "Can't we just ask someone for directions?"
Mario turned to her, a look of annoyance on his face. "Who do you wanna ask, a tree? There's no one here!"
"That's what you think."
Mario and his friends turned around and saw Wario and Waluigi smirking at them.
"What do you want?" Mario demanded, rage building up inside him.
Wario hesitated. "We...want to help."
"HUH?!"
Wario explained that he and Waluigi heard about the casino burning down, and they were mad 'cause they had nowhere to gamble. So he said they saw Mario and the others in the forest and decided to follow them to see if they needed help with their adventure. Kinda random if you ask me.
"Wait, so you didn't burn the casino for revenge?" Mario asked.
"No way! The revenge I was thinking about was sending you a pizza with garlic on it instead of mushrooms, but anyway, you wanna know how to get to Sarasaland?"
The others nodded.
"Ok then, we'll drive you there!" Wario told Waluigi to get their car from behind a bush and told everyone to climb in.
Wario, Waluigi, and Mario got in the front, and Luigi, Peach, and Daisy got in the back. Luigi was going to sit beside Daisy and he asked her, "Mind if I sit here?"
"With every bone in my body." Daisy muttered coldly, not looking at him.
Disappointed, Luigi sat on the other side of Peach.
Soon, they made it to Sarasaland's harbour and Daisy spotted her cruiser. "Yes! There it is!" she exclaimed.
Then Mario asked Wario, "So tell us, why are you helping us, again?"
"We were bored." was the curt reply.
So everyone thanked Wario and Waluigi as they got out the car and went up to the ship's dock. But for some reason, passengers were already going on it!
"What?!" Daisy went up to Terry, her Toad steward who was letting the passengers on the boat, and demanded, "Why are you letting all these people on? I need my boat to save the world!"
"Sorry, Princess Daisy," Terry replied, "but it's 'Free Cruise Tickets' giveaway today. I'm afraid the world has to wait."
But Daisy didn't give up. She whispered to Terry, "Hey, remember when I loaned my ship to you when yours got stuck in customs back in Tokyo? Huh? Huh? Remember?"
Terry looked embarressed and he answered, "Well, of course, Princess Daisy. Of course you can use your ship." He whispered back to her, "Let me just think up of an excuse for the passengers to get off the ship."
Daisy turned to her friends and smiled. "Nothing to it."
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Petey Pirahna and King Boo had just arrived at the big windmill on Isle Delfino and went inside.
"So how're we gonna freeze the world, man?" King Boo asked.
Petey thought, the he had an idea. "We'll make the windmill blow huge amounts of dust in the sky so it blots out the sun. Since there won't be any heat, the world will become another ice age and we'll have enough ice cream to last us a lifetime!"
"Far out, man! Your conspiracy is psychadellic!" praised King Boo.
So they got to work. Petey started angling the windmill towards the sky and King Boo was collecting all the dust he could find. Now, I know their plan seems completely ridiculous and stupid, but it's not impossible. Scientists even said that's how the dinosaurs got extinct when an asteroid hit the earth. But I'm not here to give you a history lesson, so just keep reading.
Suddenly, the walkie-talkie beeped.
"I got, dude." said Petey. "Come in, dude."
The henchman spoke, "They're coming. I suggest you hurry."
"Huh? I thought you--"
"Well, they somehow got in the right direction and now they're on a boat and will be on Isle Delfino in a couple of days."
Petey said, "Ok, we'll speed up the process. Get over here as soon as possible 'cause I've got a plan in case they show up early. Over and out, dude."
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Bowser, Donkey Kong, and Kammy Koopa finally got inside Bowser's old lair inside Corona Mountain.
"Sure is hot in here." Kammy remarked, fanning herself.
"Nothing like the jungle heat." commented DK.
"Come on, it's just a little lava!" said Bowser, sitting in his chair. "Now listen up! All we have to do is continually pump lava through the volcano until it burns the whole world! No more bills, or taxes, or ceesy national monuments! Well, there'll still be the statue of liberty...but without the statue! Har har!" Then he gave out orders. "Donkey Kong! You connect a tube from the mantle to the volcano so we won't run out of lava. Kammy! You set up my Superevilgiantmonsterlavapump 9000. And I'll just sit back and enjoy a hot sausage."
So, the evil plans are starting to unfold. How will our heroes make it? Will they make it? Why do the villains have really stupid ideas? Oh yeah, that's my fault.