A/N: I totally love it whenever Luffy gives his absolute sex smirk. LOL. Especially that particular smirk on Episode 278. After Robin expressed her desire to live. So, so, so rapeable.

This was uploaded for the sake of drabble number 9, for those who're unaware of Impel Down arc's existence. If there are any, that is.

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Pairing/s: Hinted Zoro x Sanji.

Rating: T

Spoilers for: Post-Thriller Bark arc, since Brook will be mentioned.

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"Let's play a gaaaaaame!!"

Luffy's hyperactive voice filled the air. Nami shook her head in dismay. Really, there's no stopping him.

"And we'll all play! I won't accept refusals!" The captain added.

Usopp, Chopper and Brook were first in line to volunteer. The trio came running at Luffy, even before he said that he wanted everyone to participate.

Franky soon followed. He is a childish one, himself. How could he refuse such an activity on such a boring day?

Nico Robin closed her book and smiled appreciatively. Despite her age, she found herself willing to take part on whatever game her captain thought of, much to Nami's disappointment.

Honestly, if Robin's joining, she's got no excuse anymore.

"Namiiiiii!" Luffy's whining voice caught her attention.

"I said everyone's joining right? Come oooooon." He continued.

"Yeah, Nami! Don't be such a killjoy!" Usopp chimed.

"Robin's joining Nami! So why can't you?!" Chopper pouted.

"That's right, Onee-chan! Don't spoil the fun!" Franky called out.

Seriously… she has big-time idiots as her crewmates. Big-time idiots with big mouths.

"Well, I see no Zoro or Sanji-kun joining, so why would I?" She stuck her tongue out. If those two join in, she's doomed.

"Nami! The reason I'm starting this game is that those two asked me to create a diversion!" Luffy blurted out.

Whether he said it by accident or not, the entire crew's currently ogling their captain, who now covered his big, big mouth with both hands.

As a loud "Eeeeehhh?!?!" was heard on deck, Nami covered her face with her palm, while Robin chuckled silently.

Yep. Big-time idiots in possession of big mouths indeed.

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A/N: Whatever Sanji and Zoro are up to, you decide. They might be playing tag, you know? Or killing each other. LOL. I think the second one's more gullible.