(A\N Happy St. Patricks day! Which isn't for a few days! Just thought I'd go ahead and write this! Why can't I stop using ! everytime I'm done speaking?!)

(BrambleClaw's POV)

I glared at SquirrelFlight. How dare she lie to me about LionFace, HollyLeap, and BirdPoop. (A\N No, he isn't calling them that on purpose, he has a horrible memory when it come to remembering names is all.) Then suddenly I felt something (or rather some cat) pinch my side. "OWWWWW! What the frolicking fawns was that for?!" I yowled at FireStar, who was suddenly dressed in green. "You weren't wearing green! You get pinched!" He made a pinching motion with his claws. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA! TROLLED!" FireStar exclaimed as he ran off. Weirdo... Hey, look! A pot o' gold! "DON'T TOUCH ME POT O' GOLD!" BirdFace (Jayfeather\BirdPoop) yowled. "Now if you ugly flea bags don't mind, I'm watching 'I'm Sexy & I Know It'. BlackStar, who was visiting GrayStripe, looked at him and went "What's 'I'm Sexy & I Know It'?" ThunderClan gasped and I cried. "MAKE THE UGLY THING TAKE IT BACK!" I screeched. Everycat started wailing.

"I WANT A COOKIE!" CloudStar wailed.

"I WANT MY LITTLE PONY!" FireStar sobbed.

"I WANT A DAAAAAAATE!" Purdy cried. Followed by MouseFur accepting his offer to "MachoBurger". (A\N (O_o) )
I turned to SquirrelFlight. "Squirrely Poo, will you marry me?!" I asked. "Yes, Bramble Poo!" I picked her up bridal style. "VIVA LAS VEGAS!" (A\N Anyone know the quote? No? Okay.) But unfortunally, I kept getting pinched. Of course, before we left ThunderClan: SquirrelFlight dumped me 'cause I was a "Bossy, boring squarehead". 4ever Alone DX

(BlackStar's POV)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, YAYAYAAAAH, YA YA YAAAAH, YAA, YA YAH.. OHOHOHOHOHOOOO, OH YA YAH, YA YA YAAH, YAAA, YA, YAAAH... YE YE YE YE YE, YE YE YE YE YE YEH, OH OHOHOHOOOO... YE YE YE YE YE, YE YE YE YE YE YEH, OHOHOHOHOHOOOO! AAAOOOH, AAAAOOO, HOOO, HAHA. NANAANANA, NANANA, NANANAH, NUNUH, NANANANANANA, NANANAH, NANA, NUNUNUNUN! NANANA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
DA DA DAAAAAAAAA, DADA DAAAAH, DAAAA, DA DAAAAH, LOLOLOLOLOLOOOO! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE!" I looked at TawnyPelt. "Booooo! Da Troll song sucks!" She glare at me. "Well do ya know somethin' better?" I snapped my claws and the lights dimmed.

"( ha ha ha ha ha)
(you give me the chills)

Walking down a darker forest
Everycat turns to look at you
It's not because you're different
It's just because you're so scary cool!

A sinister style, mystery with a smile
You're drop dead gorgeous, (drop dead gorgeous)
This clan gives me the creeps, but when I'm with my peeps
You can't ignore us
This is where the ghoul cats rule!

Monster, MonsterClan
MonsterClan
Monster, MonsterClan
Come on, don't be shy
MonsterClan
The random scary-ness never dies

Monster, MonsterClan
MonsterClan
Monster, MonsterClan
Freaky, chic,and fly
MonsterClan Where warriors are %100 hawt

Hey, Kitty Stein's got me falling apart
Oh, Dracupurra's stealing my heart
Clawdeen Cat, you make me yowl at the moon(meow)
Lagoona, you're the finest fish in this lagoon *gets eaten by cat*
Mew De Nile, you're so beguile
Even though you act so vile,(uh huh)
And BlackStar has stone-cold style
These are my boos, my skeleton crew A little strange, but so are you
Don't you wanna be a monster, too?

Oh, freaky just got fabulous
Everybody wants a piece of you
Best eyes, best smile, let's be realistic
Most characteristic, most hippin' horrific

A sinister style, mystery with a smile
You're drop dead gorgeous, drop dead gorgeous!
This clan gives me the creeps, but when I'm with my peeps
You can't ignore us
This is where the ghoul cats rule!

Monster, MonsterClan
MonsterClan
Monster, MonsterClan
Come on don't be shy MonsterClan ( clan)
The random scary-ness never dies

Monster, MonsterClan
MonsterClan
Monster, MonsterClan
Freaky chic,and fly
MonsterClan Where warriors are %100 hawt

M-O-N-S-T-E-R Monsters, monsters, so bizarre
M-O-N-S-T-E-R Monsters, monsters, yes we are (x2)

(Monster, MonsterClan
MonsterClan
Monster, MonsterClan
Come on, don't be shy MonsterClan
The random scary-ness never dies)

Monster, MonsterClan
MonsterClan
Monster, MonsterClan
Freaky chic,and fly
MonsterClan Where warriors are %100 hawt

We've got spirits, yes we do
We've got spirits, how 'bout you?
(x2)

(Ha ha ha)
(Knock 'em dead)" I ended with a pose. "Oh, *blows nose* that was AWESOME!" TawnyPelt said while applauding with the other cats that just appeared outta nowhere. "Why than- OW! What the frolicing frogs was that for RowanClaw?!" RowanClaw shrugged at me. "You weren't wearing green. P.S. That was better than da wiggle." After he left a cat with a cloak on offered me a shot o' jack! (or 2 or 3) How nice! Hey, look! A unicorn singing Awesome Face Song! Thump...

(Back to ThundahClan!)

"Sunshine, lollipops! And gumdrops everywhere!" JayFeather sang while slowly rocking back and fourth. "Oh, Mr-stick-with-claw-marks, where are yoooouuu?!" He laughed maniacally.

(A\N And that's all I got, major writerz block is in my way *shoves writer block away from computer* That's better. Reviews are like Warriors books, *singing* you just can't get enough! *stops singing* Besides, it's not like the review button has rabies. I think.)