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Chapter 10: Bite the girl.
When I saw the title, I immediately warned Jacob. "This is about my becoming a vampire. Can you handle it?" I asked
"I'll be fine. I'll just remember I have Nessie now." Edward growled, but I was fine with it. I started the song.
Oooh, yum, yum, yum, yum. (Bite the girl!)
Bite the girl. There, you smell her, sitting right next to you.
Her mind don't got a lot to say, is there something about her?
And you don't know why, but she's gotta die,
You wanna…Bite the girl.
Yes! You want her! Look at her you know you do!
Is it possible to get her alone with you?
There's one way to ask her…
It won't take a word, is it that absurd?
Go on and…Bite the girl (Bite the girl)
Shalalala my oh, my, looks like the girl's gonna cry
He ain't gonna, Bite the girl.
Shalalala you drive me mad!
Such a shame, too bad, ain't gonna, bite the girl!
Just bite the girl…
Now, here's your moment!
This won't be her doom!
Boy, you better do it before New Moon,
These times are better.
She says some words, you say you might prefer
If you don't bite the girl. (Bite the girl)
Shalalala you say you're the bad guy,
Don't wanna say goodbye.
Ain't gonna bite the girl,
Shalalala, ain't that sad?
Such a shame, too bad
You gonna give Mike the girl?
Shalalala, she ain't scared! Is she prepared?
Go on and bite the girl!
Shalalala, wow, oh, wow!
She's your bride now!
Go on and bite the girl.
Go on and bite the girl. (Bite the girl)
Ooh, hahaha, bite the girl
Ooh, hahaha, bite the girl
Shalala! Shalala!
Go on and bite the girl.
Shalala! Shalala!
Go on and… bite the girl.
Shalalala, my, oh, my, looks like the boy ain't shy, he bit the girl!
Shalalala, aren't you glad? Now you're a dad!
You bit the girl!!!
Shalala, Shalala, he went and bit the girl, Shalala, Shalala
Go on and kiss the girl!
Kiss the girl, cause you bit the girl.
Goon and kiss the girl!