Dancing Fools 7
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Chapter 10: Finale!
Well, this has certainly been an eventful show!
M. Bison was mortified;
"I have never seen anything more traumatic in my life."
Vega nodded,
"Yeah, I agree. I mean, I almost lost my mask. You don't want to see what's underneath this."
Sagat took off Vega's mask,
"Huh. I see a cold sore on your lip."
Vega screamed girlishly,
"MY MASK!"
He quickly covered up his face and ran away.
Elena got up from backstage,
"Cammy is a tough fighter, I'll say that."
Elena, your dress.
Elena saw the tear in it and shrugged,
"Oh well."
She ripped off dress until it was a bikini,
"What do you think?"
Dhalsim chanted,
"Om."
T. Hawk shook his head,
"How did Dhalsim go through this whole thing without succumbing to the ravages of this insanity?"
Dhalsim opened his eyes,
"Is it done already?"
Pretty much.
Dee Jay entered,
"I am never doing this again."
Sakura entered,
"Unless I got to dance with my Ryu instead of that tramp Chun Li."
Chun Li shouted from backstage,
"Up yours, Sakura!"
Ibuki shouted from backstage as well, something akin to screams of passion. Eliza screamed from backstage,
"KEN, YOU HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR!"
Wow, I had no idea I was creating so much chaos with these stories.
Miya ran by drunkenly yelling,
"Yay! I'm on top of the world!"
She tripped on a stray cable and fell down the hole that was just repaired.
Oh, come on! Again!
Crimson Viper entered the room, frantic,
"EVERYBODY, RUN!"
Sagat asked,
"What is it?"
Crimson Viper screamed,
"E. Honda just found the baked beans!"
She then ran out the front door.
Seriously?
The insane author pulled out a box from underneath the stage,
Everyone, put these on.
Sakura blinked,
"Bunny Masks? How will this protect us?"
It's not. It's supposed to distract you while I put on the one gas mask.
The insane author puts on the gas mask and disappeared through another secret passage. Elena blinked,
"Did he just leave us here?"
E. Honda entered,
"Hey, guys!"
T. Hawk asked concernedly,
"Did you eat the beans?"
E. Honda blinked in confusion,
"What are you talking about? There weren't any."
Moments later…
Crimson Viper was speeding in her car triumphantly laughing,
"Hah! I finally got the disk on M. Bison and Shadaloo! Yay!"
Juri emerged from a duffel bag in the back,
"Give it to me! M. Bison must die!"
Crimson Viper said,
"Not until I get it back to headquarters!"
The two began fighting in the car for the disk.
End of Dancing Fools 7