South Park: The High School Years

Episode Ten

Finale

Author's Note: I already have the Season Two first chapter planned out, in which I plan to bring it back to humor and crudeness for a bit. I think you guys will like it.

Kyle Broflovski scowled at the boy sitting across from him in the lunch room. After the previous evening's events he was far from happy to be seeing Eric Cartman right now.

"Get this over with fatass," Kyle grumbled.

"I wanted to apologize about last night," Cartman said seriously.

Kyle sighed and covered his eyes with his hand.

"Alright fine," Kyle said irratably. "I forgive you, I guess."

"Hooray!" Cartman exclaimed. "Now I can tell you my news Kahl. Butters and I are dating now."

"What!" Kyle exclaimed in disbelief. "What the heck do you mean! Last night you said you loved me!"

"Yeah I know," Cartman said. "I don't think we're ready though. Maybe we never will be. We've been friends up to now and I've loved you all these years. Can't we just be friends? What do you say?"

Kyle shrugged and folded his arms.

"I guess so," he said, not sounding angry now. "Maybe you're right, we're not meant to be. I still have a problem though."

"Well you can tell me anything," Cartman said supportively, smiling at him.

"Not here," Kyle whispered. "Come."

Kyle stood up and Cartman followed him. They proceeded out of the cafeteria, down the school hallways, and into an empty classroom.

"Okay, now tell me," Cartman said."

"You cannot repeat this to anyone," Kyle said seriously. "The other night Stan and I kissed."

"What!" Cartman gasped. "Get out!"

"No seriously dude," Kyle said non-chalantly. "Now he's all distant and won't talk to me."

"Well did he kiss you back?" Cartman asked him.

"Cartman!" Kyle snapped at him.

"What seriously," Cartman said in reply.

"Yes," Kyle said. "He's in denial though still trying to act all hetero."

"Well then, only one thing to do," Cartman smirked. "Break up the couple."

"What!" Kyle exclaimed. "Cartman no!"

"You have a better idea?" Cartman asked raising his eyebrows.

"This conversation is over," Kyle grumbled walking out the door. "Should have known better then to ask you for advice."

"You'll see I'm right!" Cartman yelled after him. "I'm always right!"

Grace Memorial Hospital

Scott Tenorman climbed into the passenger seat of the taxi they'd sent for him. All his things were already packed into the trunk and he was on his way.

"I'm coming for you," Scott said with a manic look his eyes. "I'm coming for you, little brother..."

To be continued...

Next: Season 2