Kensi finds a video of Deeks's band


To be fair if he had known she was actually looking for it he would have never admitted to her that a video existed and then he would have proceeded to call every one of his old band mates and secured the video from each of them so he could destroy every copy. But he didn't know she was looking so when she brought him home after he was hit by a suspects car (not his fault) and had decided to take it upon herself to snoop through a few forgotten boxes in his closet, he didn't give it a second thought.

He also, in a moment of extreme stupidity, didn't give a second thought to eating the last Twinkie in Kensi's stash.

He was going to pay dearly for that.


Deeks leaned back in his chair and smiled. It had been a good day, the bad guys had been foiled, the stollen material was returned to it's rightful owners, and no one had gotten seriously wounded so this day was going down as a win in his book. At least, it was until a the shrill blast of a whistle split the silence.

"Kensi has something she want to show us in OPS." Eric explained to the confused faces. Sam and Callen looked at Deeks who just shrugged, he had no idea of her plans.

"Gentlemen." Kensi stated as the three entered OPS, standing very much like a general addressing his troops. "This morning, at exactly 0952, my partner, Marty Deeks, did the unthinkable." She fixed a glare on him. "He stole my very last Twinkie from my emergency backup stash. There for, as payback, I am going to revile a very special anecdote from Deeks's past for you all to see."

She held up a video cassette tape for them to see. Deeks's eyes went wide. "Recognize this Deeks?"

Deeks made a move for the tape but Kenso was quicker. "That's very funny Fern, give it back."

"Oh no, you ate my last Twinkie." She shook her head.

"Wait, you said he ate it from your emergency backup stash, don't you have, like, three of those?" Sam asked her, chuckling.

"That's not the point. The point is he's my partner and he should know better." She smiled at Deeks before handing the video to Eric.

"Eric, Eric please! I'm begging you, DO NOT PUT UP THAT VIDEO!" Deeks pleaded. Was there a god or a deity he could pray to to make the floor open up and swallow him? Did Buddha do that?

He watched helplessly as the video loaded. It was old and the quality was poor, but you could still hear every word.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the annual battle of the bands!" The announcer on the video cried, followed by a roar from the crowd of school kids and maybe a parent or two. "Let's get right into it, first off we have, from right here in LA, Touching Wood!"

"Ok, that's quite enough, STOP THE VIDEO!" He pleaded. "Kensi this is not funny!"

"Too late Deeks, you shouldn't have eaten her last Twinkie." Callen told him. Sam just laughed.

"Thank you LA!" A grainy blob shouted. The voice was higher and the blob was shorter, but they could all still tell, it was Deeks. "ONE TWO THREE FOUR!"

As the god awful band started to play, Deeks put his head down on the table. Kensi smiled and looked at him, triumphantly. Sure it may have been a little much.

But he shouldn't have eaten her last Twinkie.


But I Love it When you Sing to Me