30 Extra Words
61) Mind Screw
Raven was dreaming pleasant dreams when a sudden spike of terror that felt distinctly of Beast Boy hit her like a tsunami, followed by absolute nothingness. This disturbed her more than the terror, since at least fear was a sign of life.
With more speed then would normally be considered needed, Raven ran out of her room to the living room. There, the screen was black aside from movie credits rolling, and on the couch was Beast Boy. Upon walking around the sofa, Raven noticed that the poor boy was in the fetal position with wide eyes in horror, the irises and pupils seemed to have shrunk to pin points.
"Beast Boy?" she tentatively prodded, "Are you okay?"
The chartreuse teen whispered something that Raven just barely heard.
"People are made of orange soda…"
In confusion, Raven picked up the remote and brought up the title of the movie that just ended…
End of Evangelion.
62) Dating Catwoman
Nightwing could honestly say that he didn't know what to expect when Batman chimed in to say that he was in pursuit of Catwoman, but really: Candles? A red-and-white checkered tablecloth? Duck l'Orange?
Channeling his earliest days as the Boy Wonder, Nightwing crossed his arms as he looked at his surprised mentor and…date, and spoke in a completely serious voice.
"Would you like me to sing Bella Note?"
63) Eldritch Abomination
After the horrors that ensued when Neko tried to cook dinner, it was unanimously agreed among the rest of the Ronin Titans that she was never, ever, aloud in the kitchen again. Cooking and Magic just should not mix.
64) Noodle Incident
The less said about Dick Grayson's bachelor party, the better.
65) Thanks For The Mammary
The second Phantasm hated training sessions. Mostly because of the fact that he was a lazy sort.
"Move it!"
But also because he didn't enjoy surprise meet 'n' greets with the simulated bad guys. As the teen stood back up he mused that that was something Cat-Star, clad in green shirt, black leather jacket, pants and combat boots, seemed to take a completely different view of.
In the past twenty-plus years the training regimens advanced rapidly. While the other pieces of equipment were still available, the Teen Titans now had a gymnasium-sized room with advanced holographic projectors and robotic drones, which the Titans were now playing Seek and Destroy with, Phantasm with his telekinesis, Cat-Star with bursts of crimson radiation she inherited from her father. For reasons Phantasm would like to remain secret, he was somewhat embarrassed that Cat-Star had to keep an eye on him, which was why he was so egger to return the favor not five minutes later. …Perhaps too egger.
"…Tell me Phan: Do you feel a lump?" she asked, a hint of a tease in her voice.
Imagine his personal horror and awkwardness when he realized that he unintentionally grabbed/groped one of the older girl's D-Cups of Justice.
66) Take That
For the Christmas after their little adventure in Tokyo, Raven did some research and got Beast Boy a custom made black shirt that in white block letters said: 'Otaku = Geek'.
In response, for her birthday Beast Boy got her a custom shirt as well. On the back had a surprisingly well done image of her father looking quite triumphant holding what looked like an octopus, though from the bloody stump poking out from behind the tentacles it seemed as though it was the head of some creature. On the front it said 'My Dad can kick Cthulhu's butt.'
Her response was to toss the garment at the boy. However, from the amused smile on her face it seemed that she realized that Beast Boy had indeed got her back.
67) Marshmallow Hell
The Tyke Titans were visiting the tower today, which meant everyone had to put up with Timmy Tantrum's, well, temper tantrums. Fortunately Raven was never too far away from the rugrats, so if things got to out of hand she was available to bail everyone else out.
Beast Boy and Cyborg had been play wrestling with the boys when things got a bit too rough for Timmy's taste, and Raven came in to calm him down with a hug, with his face buried deeply right in her…anyway, the point was that the boy was finally calming down, even if it was from a possible lack of air.
"I never thought I'd live to see the day where I'd be jealous of a three-year old." Beast Boy whispered to Cyborg, arms crossed in a pout.
68) Memetic Mutation
Robin was getting annoyed by all the "DARN YOU SLADE!!" photoshopped images he kept running into on the internet.
69) Yaoi Fangirls
Robin was getting disturbed with all the Robin/Slade stuff he was running across on the internet. And Star was really getting annoyed with it. And you know what that means.
70) Lethal Chef
Turns out that Tameranian food's really good. …It's just that Starfire's a horrid cook.
71) Freud Was Right
Robin got the feeling that it might have been a mistake to let Beast Boy and Cyborg learn psychology when they started giggling every time he grabbed a birdarang after they covered Sigmund Freud.
72) Yandere
No one knew this, but before her betrayal, Raven had no less than seventeen plans to have Terra 'disappear' should her and Beast Boy's relationship escalate.
73) Tsundere
Hotspot held his stinging cheek, watching Argent walk calmly down the hallway as though nothing had happened.
'I swear she's nuts or something.'
Of course, anyone in front of the girl would've noticed an ambiguous blush across her face, and a fist clenching the fabric of her skirt.
'Of all the bloody daffy-headed boys in the world, why do I have to be attracted to HIM?!'
75) Sealed Evil In A Can
On the second anniversary of their epic battle with her father, Raven woke up with a post-it note on her forehead.
For unspeakable evil, just chant poem.
She normally would've considered having Beast Boy die, then she remembered that she would then have to deal with the body. …She was too tired to deal with that.
76) Memetic Sex God
Beast Boy was pleased with his status among his fans.
77) Rule-34
Beast Boy was no longer pleased with his status among his fans.
78) Funbag Airbag
During a fight with Mumbo, there was a moment that Raven and Beast Boy refuse to acknowledge. See, they were getting into position to ambush the mad magician from behind, Raven in the back, and Beast Boy in front, crouching low. Long story short: Mumbo turned around suddenly, causing Beast Boy to panic and turn around to run while simultaneously standing. He momentarily forgot about his surroundings as he moved and, well…
79) Omniscient Council of Vagueness
Doctor Talos looked pleased towards the vague shapes of his two cohorts around the small darkened table, his single glowing eye the only real clue to his identity from their perspectives.
"The targets appear to still be unaware of our plans for them."
"Then we have the go ahead to continue with The Scenario?" asked Doctor Goddard, her icy cold delivery belaying a voice that sounded like it should have been perpetual cheer.
"Yes we do."
The two figures look expectantly toward the one who had not yet spoken. After a few tense seconds, Doctor Razorfeather spoke.
"…I can't think of anything vague or ominous to say." said Robin as he turned on a nearby lamp. "What does this and Takahashi have to do with Beast Boy and Raven anyway?"
At that Cyborg smacked his palm to his forehead as Starfire gave an annoyed grunt and smacked her head onto the table.
80) Gendercide
The Tyke Titans were visiting the tower today, Timmy and Teether were outside with the boys while Melvin was with Raven and Starfire. They were playing a game, a game where Melvin was the wise Queen, and Raven and Star were her court.
"Today!" decried Queen Melvin, Lady of all she surveyed, "I hereby declare that henceforth, all boys shall be exiled from my kingdom!"
Star and Raven looked at each other ruefully as they applauded.
"But your majesty," Duchess of the Ravens inquired, "What of you valiant stead Bobby?"
The Queen looked at the giant teddy bear for a beat before giving her frank answer: "Bobby's a girl now." This caused a large pink bow to pop into existence on one ear.
81) Contemplate Our Navels
During their battle with Control Freak amongst the air waves of television, the Titans and the villain wound up in one of Beast Boys favorite Anime's. Sadly, it was the mandatory soul searching episode, and they were stuck there for hours.
82) Refuge in Audacity
When Control Freak sent Valentine's Day cards to Starfire, Robin was concerned. When the villain tried to hack the Teen Titans Mainframe so that he could use the surveillance cameras to watch the princess going about her daily activities, he was angry.
When Control Freak camped out on their island with a veritable garden of her favorite Earth flowers, chocolates and brand of mustard, while playing the guitar and singing an admirable but hopelessly off-key rendition of Do I Make You Proud, the Boy Wonder couldn't help himself but fall flat on his butt and laugh for almost an hour.
83) Only You Can Repopulate My Race
Beast Boy looked at a desperate Raven with eyes as wide as saucers. Was she serious?
Then he remembered: It was April 1st.
84) Tranquil Fury
After the office building collapsed, which seemed as though it killed all of Cyborg's teammates within, the H.I.V.E. Five realized that they were doomed. Solely on the calm, blank expression the remaining teen was giving them.
85) Spin Off Babies
Raven and Beast Boy stared at each other for several long, awkward seconds, Beast Boy alternating between Raven and the Tiny Titans comic book issue in her hands.
"Don't judge me!!" she yelled, her eyes glowing red.
86) Extreme Omnivore
After Silkie's forth check up, no one was surprised to find a plethora of random objects in his gut. Cyborg started to schedule it around Spring Cleaning.
87) This Is SPARTA
The Tyke Titans were visiting the tower today, and Raven was giving the kids a jump start on their geography and Greek Mythology lessons. Sadly, Beast Boy and Cyborg also wanted to attend, though it soon became glaringly obvious that they just wanted to be silly and mess up her lesson. When she got around to teaching them about the various city-states of Ancient Greece, she finally blew up at Beast Boy when he pointed at the map and quoted some dumb movie.
"That! Was! ATHENS!!"
88) Most Common Superpower
Cyborg one day noticed something all the super heroines had in common.
But he was smart enough to keep quiet about it and laugh at the media reaction when a News Anchor did a report on it.
89) Mel Brooks
Blazing Saddles, it was the one time the boys stood unanimous in terms of Movie Night. It was also the only time Robin flat out looked Starfire in the eye and said no.
He had to make it up later, but still.
90) The Caligula
After the disaster involving Slade when the team was first formed, Robin swore to keep a cooler head in the future. But to make sure, Cyborg-and Raven as a consult-made a program designed to freeze all the computer terminals in the tower when Robin was logged in after a certain length of time on one subject, rerouting all his searches to a Wiki page about a certain Roman Emperor who was well known for being bat-guano insane.
All these are terms from the website TVTropes dot org. All of which I have used accurately. Go there and have fun. ^_^ For memetic mutation I had to borrow one that existed for a little while on the RBSU, since it seems that TT didn't spawn any.
End of Evangelion was the movie/ending of the Anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. I've not seen the show or movie, but I did see seven and a half minutes of the climax of the movie on YouTube and I'll say this: I doubt my reaction was very far from Beast Boys.
I think this is the best one of these that I've done so far. ^_^ Can you believe that I did these over the weekend? Let's see, I posted the last chapter on Friday, July 24th 2009, and I'm posting this on Monday, July 27th 2009. I think that's my quickest turnaround yet!