Disclaimer: I do not own the Death Note characters

I don't know what to tell ya. Watching these three are a really good laugh for me once in a while, I mean Light is such a player. That boy really doesn't want L in anyway, he just wants to use him for sex. It may seem like Light loves that boy but he really doesn't. Yes, its a cruel thing to do but look at who follows him, me. When I first went to talk to L he was about to kill himself. I was going to let him do it but where was the fun in that? I'm bored with just Light, I wan't some one else to join in the fun.

That Beyond character is really something. When I look at him he doesn't have a life span at all. That only means one thing, that he himself is going to become a shinigami when he dies. Oh how I wait for this to happen. I want Light to be with Beyond more that I want him with L. To me he really isn't that wonderful. I seen Light and L in bed together, it looks like a train wreck went through the bed room and exploded. Okay maybe not like that, i kind of exaggerated there.

At the moment I am watching the three humans of my liking play a game, called the Wii. L and Light are going against each other in this game where you have this characters racing in go karts. Every now and then you would see them flick their controllers back when they go over a jump. Beyond is just sitting to the far right of them on a couch with his legs pulled up to his face and his chin resting on top of his knee. He doesn't seem to be in a good mood.

The crimson eye teen glared at what was in front of him the whole entire time. Then again he looked bored out of him mind too. Hovering over to him I stared directly in his face and touched his forehead with my finger. He didn't seem to feel it at all. Looking at the top of his head, again there were no numbers floating above him. I waved my hand above it to see if anything would pop up, but again nothing. "You know kid, one day you are going to be like me. Hyuk hyuk hyuk."

The Light looked over and gasped. He seen me in front of Beyond. I chuckled even more then moved away from him. Light was watching me move and I went through the wall. I decided that I was going to get Beyond his most favorite thing in the world. Strawberry Jam. Maids were so busy doing this and that, that they didn't even see me go into the kitchen, into the fridge and get out jar of jam. I mean they could at least see the floating jar if they decided to pay attention buy they didn't.

Opening the door I seen the three's reaction to the floating jam. Light wasn't as surprised as L and Beyond. Hovering I went back over to Beyond and gave him the jam. He was a little hesitant at grabbing it but he took it anyway and opened it. He lift the jar to his nose and smelled it but started to eat it after he decided that every thing was okay.

"Beyond, If this is one of your jokes please stop it right now." L said in a stern voice.

"Twin, I have no clue what you are talking about." He said. Jam started to line his his mouth while he ate. I crouched on the couch beside him and looked at Light. He mouthed to me 'don't do it'.

"What am I possibly going to do Light?"

I teased. Hee hee I know what I'm about to do. I'm going to show myself to him like I did L. Light still doesn't know that L seen me before, its still a secret between us. I'm still sure that L can see me even till this day. Making sure that the boy got his stomach full of Jam I took out of piece of the death note and swiped it across his forehead and waited for his reaction. It wasn't a big one like L but he looked at me funny.

"May I ask who you are?"

"I'm Ryuk, hyuk hyuk. Nice to meet you Beyond."

He sat the jam down and licked his fingers. "You're a shinigami aren't you?" nodding my head he continued. "Can you see people's lifespans over their head like I can?" I laughed and he took it as a yes. "Is that a bad thing?"

"No, its pretty useful so you know who you stay away from and who you stay with. To me its easy friend making."

"I can't see my life span."

"Neither can I."

The other two just stared at us and watched us have a conversation. It was a lovely conversation but I want to talk about something much more serious then him and his damn life span. Telling him to go into his room I floated through the wall and into the crimson eyed teen's room. He showed up about a minute later with a serious look. "Your not going to kill me are you?"

"Why would I want to kill you? Your an interesting human to be following right now. How ever I do want to talk to you about something serious."

He nodded his head. "Go on." He shuffled over to his bed and crouched down on it.

"I don't like your twin. I want you to get rid of him."

He started to chuckle a bit. "I was going to do that but killing him is out of the question. I think I should just break that thing he calls a heart apart."

"Agreed."