"I will rip your heart out, and eat your soul."-Jennifer's Body.
"Give to them nothing! But take from them, EVERYTHING!"-300.
"Only I can live forever."-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2.
"Fuck you, Fido!"-Nazi Zombies.
"Welcome to my world, bitch!", Freddy vs. Jason.

This chapter marks the end of the Nazi Zombies story. I have absolutely no idea why I put the quotes in, I just did. Anyway, there are only four survivors, and going against what I said on the first chapter, they will not be going to Der Riese. They will instead be going to: Nuketown!
Why?
See for yourself! And there will be two songs this time! I'm trying to make this chapter the longest I've ever written. So there will be fighting, a break until the next afternoon, and then more fighting.
So...ready?

The four survivors (Ed, Edd, Marie, and Rolf) appeared in the middle of Nuketown, right between the school bus and the trailer. The black jeep at the barbed wire had a .50 Caliber machine gun attatched to it. The houses were pretty much the same, the fake people were still there, the Mailbox Easter Egg was still there, it seemed everything was in place...
Looking up, they saw that the Spy Plane, Counter-Spy Plane, and Blackbird were flying around the map permenantly. Also, there were two sheets of paper attached to the trailer.

One said:
Napalm Strike
Rolling Thunder
RC-XD
Fuel Air Bomb
Attack Dogs
Care Package
Nuclear Bunker Buster
M.O.A.B.
Artillery
Rocket Artillery
Surgical Strike
B.F.G. Care Package
Cluster Bomb
Apache Gun Run
Apache Missile Run
Bell Huey Gunner
Tiny Tim Missile

The other one said:
Your objective is to survive at any and all costs. Good luck.
P.S.- There is no typewriter. It's a computer.

"Well, that dosen't help us any!", Marie exclaimed. But Rolf knew how to work it, and was determined to survive with his friends at any and all costs.
But before he could say anything, there was a bloodcurdling roar. Velociraptors, a dozen of them.
"RUN!", yelled Ed, giving their position away. The Raptors rushed their position, clearing the barbed wire in a matter of seconds. Ed and Edd ran into the house on the right, and Rolf and Marie ran into the house on the left. The Raptors lost track of them, and instead began sniffing around or doing mating dances.

"Double D! What do we do!", Ed whispered violently. Edd shushed him, instead peeking out the window and looking at the Raptors.
Double D quietly reached for his Sniper Rifle, but instead found something leathery and rough, but somehow smooth. Both he and Ed looked around, and saw that Double D had grabbed a Raptor by it's tail.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...", it growled. The two Eds gulped.
The Raptor screeched, alerting the others. Ed grabbed the nearest thing he could find (a fake person) and whacked the dinosaur upside the face with it.
The Raptor went throughthe wall and into a car, causing it to explode.

The four teens quickly found out that their guns were all gone. Instead, Rolf and Marie found a third letter attached to the wall at their house.
Care Packages:
Sargeant- Carbine Assault Rifle (Duel Magazines), Twin Python Revolvers, Fragmentation Grenades, Willy Petes, C4 Explosives, Hardened Pro, Slight of Hand Pro, Hacker Pro.

Sniper- Semi-Automatic Springfield Rifle (Adjustable Scope), Crossbow w/ Explosive Arrows, Tomahawks, Flashbangs, Camera Spike, Ghost Pro, Ninja Pro, Scavenger Pro.

Grunt- AK47u (XL Magazines), Ballistic Knives, Nova 6, Decoys, Jammer, Scavenger Pro, Ninja Pro, Slight of Hand Pro.

Demolitions Officer- M60 Heavy Machine Gun w/ Flamethrower, RPG-7, White Phosphorus Grenades, Nova 6 Canisters, Nitroglycerin Satchel Charges, "Broken Arrow" Code, Laptop, Flak Jacket Pro, Batter-Ed Pro, WMD Pro.

The Raptors were swarming the Eds house like a swarm of angry wasps. Ed was kicking and punching and pushing and shoving the Raptors out the windows and doors and floor.
Double D even got into it...by trying to shoo the Raptors away with a napkin like an old British guy shooing away a butler.
Ed eventually broke into a closet and found a L4D Auto-Shotgun.
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
The Raptors were torn to pieces by the sheer awesomeness of Ed's gun, blown away by the high-damage bullets, running away because of common sense.

Meanwhile, Rolf had found a halfworking but very slow Compaq computer upstairs. After typing in Care Package four times, the steady hum of helicopters came and went, with loud thumps inbetween.
Rolf and Marie ran out and saw that four large black cases were in the backyard. Rolf opened one and got the Sargeant Care Package. Marie opened up one and got the Grunt Care Package.
Not five seconds later, the seven surviving Raptors who made it through Eds violent purge decended on them. Rolf opened fire with his Carbine and Marie used her AK47u.
The Raptors, however, were more agile than the two humans and actually dodged the bullets. How do you dodge bullets! Superman and Wonderwoman deflect them, but they don't have to dodge!
Anyway, Marie was pinned to the ground by three of the Raptors while the other four knocked Rolf back and forth like a toy, before stabbing him in the back with their claws.

But then...
SLAM!
The largest and heaviest case slammed into one of the Raptors converging on Rolf, crushing it to death. Ed and Edd had arrived, the latter already having his Sniper Care Package. Ed still had his Auto-Shotgun, and blew another Raptor to bits. The others panicked and ran away.
"Marie! Rolf! Come on, they'll be back any second now!", Edd hurried the two injured teens. He picked up Marie, making her blush madly, and grabbed Rolf by the arm.
"Ed! Hurry!", he yelled. But Ed wasn't paying attention. He was staring up at the roof of the building Rolf and Marie were in, and following his line of sight, the three teens drained of color.
They were up on the roof, spears and arrows in hand, crude armor plating on their bodies, prying yellow eyes delving deep into the souls behind the teens eyes...
Dog Soldiers from Dog Soldiers...except twice as cool.

The leader raised his spear in throwing position, the others copying his every move with their individual spears and arrows. Ed was calmly, but slowly and without taking his eyes off the leader's, putting his Demolition Officer Care Package on.
Once the trench coat, gas mask, and boots were on, and his weapons were locked and loaded, he finally spoke.
"RUN!"
"ATTACK!"
"Crap..."

The three teens ran without slowing down for a second to the relative safety of the other house. Arrows pelting all around them, the three made it inside nanoseconds before two arrows slammed into the spot where Double D was.
Ed, meanwhile, was taking cover behind the garden fence, firing his M60 into the werewolves' position inside the house. Catching a few of them in the hand or across the leg, Ed didn't do much damage to the Dog Soldiers. And besides a small scratch across Ed's belt, they didn't do much damage either.
A few Dog Soldiers broke off into a small hunting group to flush out the other three teens. Rolf planted two C4 charges by the door, one on one side the other on the other side.
But the Dog Soldiers caught a glimpse of Rolf placing the charges in advance, so they knew where they were at. They signaled the Soldiers at the other house to fire an arrow next to the door.
The arrow struck the wall, went through it, detonated the C4, which shot the tip of the arrow forward like a bullet, and into Rolf's stomach. Blood spurted out of Rolf's mouth and he stumbled forward (he was hiding behind the two dummies playing chess), falling to the ground and triggered the detonater, causing the other somehow untouched and active C4 to explode...
Causing some of the ceiling to collapse.

Upstairs, Edd lost his balance when the ceiling collapsed and stumbled into Marie. But the hilarious thing is that instead of just knocking the two of them over, Double D's face landed right smack in the middle of Marie's covered 36-D breasts.
Double D blushed like a friggin' tomato, and so did Marie. But the moment was inturrupted almost at once by Marie's bloodcudling scream of terror. Double D looked behind him at the window, and saw a Dog Soldier Hunter, carrying an iron spear and badass looking armor, Apache face paint on his cheeks.
He readied the spear, aiming directly for Edd's face. Marie was too terrified to do anything. Suddenly, the floor caved in underneath the two teens, the spear snagging Double D's hat and pinning it to the far wall at the back of the house.
Under them, Rolf had readied a Frag Grenade when the other two Hunters sneaked in through the back door. Rolf knew they entered through the back door, and the third was upstairs, but he didn't see the fourth Hunter. The beast carried twin hatchets, and entered through the back door and proceded downstairs. Rolf was preoccupied with the other two Hunters, so the fourth one quickly and quietly rushed towards Rolf and planted it's hatchets right in his back.
The grenade dropped to the floor and exploded, blowing the four away and collapsing the ceiling...

Ed was somehow able to escape the hail of arrows and spears, running to the other house just in time to see the ceiling collapse. He dashed under the falling rubble and charged into Rolf, saving him from the bed that would've crushed him seconds later.
Edd and Marie slammed into the ground, debris and rubble thundering around them. Double D saw a still spinning ceiling fan from upstairs coming straight from him and Marie. Courage taking over fear for once, he grabbed Maire by the waist and rolled away a moments before the fan slammed into the ground where they were.
After the carnage, Marie looked up into Double D's eyes, his long golden locks tickling her cheeks. His hair was long and flowing, coming down to his shoulders, and was 'dumb blonde obbesed with shopping and dating' blonde.

SLAM!
The Hunter upstairs jumped down, slamming into Edd's back, causing a loud and sharp crack to ring out. The Hunter pulled out his secondary weapon, a Tomahawk, and threw it at Ed, who was getting back up. The Tomahawk hit the armor Ed was wearing, but barely penitrated the first layer.
Ed fully got up and ran at the Hunter, punching it square in the snout. The Hunter doubled back, but then cracked Ed across the face with it's elbow. Then it clawed Ed's back, it's sharp claws still not penitrating the armor, Ed ran backwards, slamming the Hunter on his back into the wall. But the Hunter kicked foward, pushing Ed back to the ground. It jumped, claws unsheathed, and was about to bring Ed down when Marie appeared, steel rod in her hands.
She brung the rod up against the creatures head, causing it's skull to crack, killing it. Almost in immediate retaliation, an explosive arrow struck the rod.
Beep-
"MARIE!", exclaimed Double D.
BEEP-
Marie froze, to scared to do anything.
BEEP-
The werewolf who fired the arrow smiled.
BOOM!

Five hours later, the entire town was silent as could be. The survivors had barricaded themselves in the house, since the werewolves left and the Nazi Zombies appeared.
These were true zombies, most stumbling around, few jogging, two or three running. There were forty of them, spread out all across the town. A few dead ones were stuck in the barbed wire near the .50 Caliber Jeep. The undead crowded around the barricaded house, clawing at the windows, hoping to see or sense a sign of life.
But they couldn't see or sense the goings on upstairs.

Ed and Rolf were at Ed's Laptop, studying the map via Blackbird. Claymores and C4 were set at entrances to the house and on the stairway, plus an escape hatch to the roof. Edd and Marie, who had 2nd degree burns on her arms, watched over the upstairs backdoor that led to the patio outside. Marie was unable to hold a gun, so Edd kept his sniper rifle by his side, letting Marie rest.

Is there an escape?, typed Ed.
Of course not, you twit. Cloverfield 2 made sure that nobody could get in or out. But he did leave one thing here on purpose., the computer replied.
What?
A secret passage through the sewers that leads to the other side of the map. In the original game, there is a way to get RC/XDs across to the other side of the map via a passage around the map. But now there is a way through the sewers.
How do we win?
Survive until tomorrow afternoon.
And then what?
Bonus stage...
Ed and Rolf both lost their color at the thought of going through a bonus stage. Curiostiy taking over, Ed typed.
What is it?
Escape a city built for speed and destruction during a Dog Soldier apacolypse.
Split/Second?
Bingo!

"Raugh!", went a zombie, breaking through the planks covering the upstairs back door. Edd fired his sniper rifle, the deafening sound alerting the other undead.
Soon, the zombie horde began to break trough every window and door in the house. Ed packed up his Laptop and other equipment in record time.
"Let's go! Up the escape hatch! I'm gonna blow em' all to Hell!", Ed yelled, readying his detonater. Rolf went first, followed by Edd carrying Marie on his back. Ed stayed down for a little bit, waiting for the zombies to enter the door building.
BOOM! BOOM! BOO- BOOM!
Hearing the Claymores going off, Ed dashed up the hatch, narrowly escaping the zombies.

Rolf had already jumped onto the schoolbus, and was helping Marie get on while Edd covered them from the roof. Ed dumped some grenades down the hatch and into the zombies reaching desperatly up to him.
"Double D, run! I'm gonna blow it!", Ed yelled.
Double D ranto the very edge of the roof before jumping onto the bus. Ed jumped after him seconds later, pointing to the other building.
The four jumped onto the trailer, and then through the window. Once Ed was sure all the zombies were in the rigged building, he pulled the trigger on his detonator.
*CLICK*
Nothing happened.
*CLICK*
*CLICK*
*CLICK*
Still nothing,
Ed was getting frustrated, and the zombies were starting to realize that their prey wasn't on the roof anymore. A few started to walk out the door and towardsthe open house the fur kids wer ein.
Ed got out his RPG-7 and put a shell in it. He made sure to aim for the zombie directly in the doorway. He pulled the trigger and the Rocket Propelled Grenade tore through the air.
CRACK!
The shell his the zombie in the face, breaking it's head apart. The shell then bounced around for a minute, but didn't explode.
"It's a dud?", asked Double D.
*CLINK*
KA-BOOM!

The house erupted in a fireball, the roof was blown clean off and landed somewhere in the desert. The walls blew outward, the schoolbus tipped over, the zombies were annihilated.
The few zombies in the street got torn apart by flying projectiles and the sheer heat. One was even blasted through the barbed wire.
The zombies were dead...
Ed and Rolf let out a sigh of relief. Double D fainted onto Marie. Marie just tried to slow her breathing.
SQUIRT.
Blood splatered on Eds face. Startled by it, he rubbed it off and looked beside him, only to find the Rolf had a Tomahawk through his forehead.
"ATTACK!", yelled the Pack Leader.
Dawn had come, and so had the Dog Soldiers.

The Apache attack helicopter fired ten missles into the designated target, killing dozens of zombies. In the Bell Huey beside it, the gunner on the .50 Cal ripped into the Dog Soldiers hiding spot, killing a few. 3,000 feet in the sky, a Nighthawk stealth bomber dropped a Clusterbomb, which pread out and killed many Feast beasts.
In the house, Ed opened up on the zombies and Feast beasts, slaughtering them. The town was caked in blood, which oozed down the walls and bubbled on the burning school bus and trailer.
Edd sniped from the roof, dodging Tomahawks and arrows when he needed. Marie's fingers had long since gone numb, and since she couldn't feel anything, she typed in the locations where air strikes and care packages would come.

The Dog Soldiers shot down the helicopter carrying the B.F.G. Care Package, and aqquired the weapon. B.F.G. stands for Big Fucking Gun, and the Death Machine is a big fucking gun!
The Super 8 bounded around the map, pushing and trampling zombies out of the way. The Apache couldn't get a bead on it, and explosives were the only thing that damaged it.
The monster jumped onto the roof and then jumped off. The rest is in slow motion.
The Bell Huey gunner opened fire with the .50 Cal. The bullets burst through the monsters flesh, injuring it. But the monster kept going, eventually slamming into the Bell Huey. It ripped apart the gunner and brought the chopper to the ground with a mighty explosion.
The monster crawled out of the wreackage, bleeding great gushes of blood. The Apache finally got a bead on the thing, the missles locked on, and-
BOOM!
The Apache's tail exploded, the helicopter breaking into two halves. The missles shot wildly blowing apart buildings outside the barbed wire.
The helicopter crashed with another might explosion, the Super 8 jumping out of the way just in time. Up in the air, there was a faint explosion, and a fireball came down from the sky and into the sand. The explosion echoed across the land.

"What was that?", excalimed Double D, who had darted back into the house. Ed was at a loss for words, he too, was taken by surprise of the sudden attack.
"We've got another problem. The friggin' helicopters won't come to drop anything. The only response I'm getting is the Air Strikes and the computer. He says it's lighting up like the 4th of July, and the A.I. military says it's nothing they've ever seen before.", reported Marie.
Ed checked his watch. It was 11:30 A.M.
"Alright, thirty more minutes and we can leave.", he said.

Edd ran back onto the roof, Jet Fighters zooming all around him playing tag with the Wyverns. Downstairs, Marie typed in corordinates for Napalm Strike, Rolling Thunder, Rocket Artillery, and Artillery.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! went the Artillery.
KER-WHAM! KER-WHAM! KER-WHAM! went the Rocket Aritllery.
KA-ROOM! went the Napalm Strike.
!went the Rolling Thunder.

Holes were blasted through the concrete, scoorch marks were all over the place, the carpet bombing leveled several houses...
Ten minutes left.
The M.O.A.B. utterly annihilated a massive horde of zombies charging down the road...
Five minutes left.
The Nuclear Bunker Buster blew away all remaining zombies in a heap of blood...
Times up.
A massive white light engulfed the whole town, sending the three teens to their final destination.

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