Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! It turns out I didn't understand anything from what you just said. Yeah, ok.
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. You forgot to add 'black' into that sentence. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. Is that true? I can't wait to hear you play – so I can throw tomatoes at you :) People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. In short – BAD. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. WHY OH WHY? He has black hair now with blue streaks in it. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN RON TOO?) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead.
Oh my bloody blood
It's pouring down the lake
It's so red and beautiful,
like blood should look like
(I'm not good with rhymes, as you can see)
I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too) Why am I not surprised? and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) You just did. A moment ago. When you explained what people think of your band. And you also wore crosses on your ears in chapter 6. Do you like crossed or do you not? MAKE UP YOUR MIND! and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. OMG I seriously love that movie! I've got it on DVD and I'm not kidding! I LOVE THAT MOVIE! (This time it's for real lol) I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. Just go naked, it won't change anything… You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. RIGHTTTTT….. YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF MISSY
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. Oh, so emotional all of a sudden, are we?
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. Concerned would fit better here.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. WOWOW! Jeez, calm down! she was only asking a question! And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. Finally you wrote burst and not bust. An improvement! =)
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. EAVESDROPPER! "How could you- you- you (you-you-you-you-you-you) fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character? YES)
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. What a cry baby!
We practiced for one more hour. Occasionally crying, Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. That's new…!
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. Lesson number #18624691538275: When you ask a question, you use an interrogation point! (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y Correct, he didn't swear, but it doesn't mean it's still isn't dumb) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." YOU JUST SAID HE CAN'T DIE BECAUSE HE'S A FREAKING VAMPIRE!
