A/N: hey guys, gomen for not updating much sooner, but I really had a long week. But now I'm back with two brand new and funny main situations for this chapter. For the fist idea I would like to thank Ladyasile, how's your bro by the way? Ok and now to the second idea I was watching a music video with my friend about a song which I really liked and well after hat we talked and this come to me so, hope you will like it…
X. Dangerous coking and innocent questions
At the end of the day were our heroes literally crawling back home. Well except Anko who had decided to spend the night in Akatsuki Headquarters and Jiraiya who was carried by some of the other males after he got beaten by some rather furious looking females and two angry Akatsuki members, he made the mistake to spy on the girls by bathing. Who would have known that Hinata could manage such a hard punch?
As the door of the headquarters closed again Anko turned grinning to the two Akatsuki members, chibi Kisame still in her arms.
"Wow, this was a pretty interesting day, don't you think?" she asked grinning.
The two males only groaned and Itachi shoot the blond on his side a cold glare who blushed and grinned awkwardly.
"Uchiha, don't tell me you are still mad at him for that little accident." Anko said with a stern face which was promptly mimicked by Kisame. Said Uchiha cold only gap at the woman.
"You can't be serious…"
Flashback
Everyone was sitting in the kitchen while Deidara, Shizune, Anko, Sakura, Ino…lets say the whole female part, well except Dei who is male were making dinner. Everyone was to deep in thoughts to notice Orochimaru and his closest followers sneaking up to the window.
"Orochimaru-sama, do you think this is such a good idea?" Kimimaro asked who was still in a foul mod after yesterday's events.
"Yes, the whole Akatsuki are now children except the one I want, bit that is no problem, Pain has much more power." Orochimaru said. The others only sighed, but suddenly snapped they heads to they master as he let out a frightened 'eep'.
Everyone looked to him and paled. The snake like ninja sat on the ground paler as usual with a knife only a millimeter from a certain part of his anatomy. They also heard a similar voice from inside and decided to drag the shock frozen Orochimaru back home.
Meanwhile inside had Itachi the same skin color as Orochimaru, a knife between his legs. It flew there when Sasori decided to glomp a certain blond male who by the little shock accidentally fell against Anko. So Anko's knife went outside and Deidara's backwards.
"Erm…Itachi…are you ok?" Deidara asked worried. Ground 1. he loved Itachi and ground 2. he loved that certain part of Itachi to.
The Uchiha didn't answer, only fainted…
"Well, he took this like a man and didn't scream." Anko said as she put a hand on the worried looking blonde's shoulder while every male grabbed the chibi boy's and run outside in panic. They would never walk in a kitchen again if a woman is working in there with a knife.
End flashback…
"Ok, I know for a guy is such a thing a traumatic thing to happen, but hey you still have everything on the right place and that fact should make you both happy." Anko said grinning as she watched the two males blush. 'Wow, a blushing Uchiha, now that is something you don't see everyday.'
"We will go to bed now, take Kisame to the others, they should be sleeping already." Itachi said as he put his arms on his hips.
"Sure, have fun you two, but don1t be to loud." Anko said as she watched both Akatsuki turn even redder then the Sharingan.
After they left Anko looked down grinning at Kisame who stared up at her confused.
"Don't worry sweetie, you will understand when you are back to normal again, but in the mean time come. It is already bed time for little Akatsukis." she said in a sing-song voice and begun to walk to the room of the children, but Kisame suddenly begun to shake his head. "What is wrong Kisame-kun?" she asked the child who in turn snuggled closer to her." I see, you would like to sleep by me." She said and the child smiled. "Ok, then come." And with that Anko walked to her room.
On that night sleep everyone peacefully, well except Itachi who was growling while laying on the floor of his own room. The ground for this was that Sasori suddenly walked in the room and wanted to sleep by Deidara and the blond had no chance against the sad puppy eyes of his chibi-turned-Danna. Itachi also agreed then he didn't stand a chance against the blonde's puppy look. And now? That damned brat kicked him down from his own bed.
Sasori would pay after he is back to normal again…
On the next morning went everything the same way except…
"Jiraiya, did you see the kids?" Tsunade asked her old team mate who was typing at the moment on the newest chapter of 'Ica Ica Paradise-The return of the Paradise'.
"Well I saw Konan a five minutes ago and she asked me we…." The white haired San-nin suddenly paled.
"What did she ask you?" Tsunade wanted to know.
"Uhm…I need to go and look for her…" and with that he disappeared in s puff of smoke, leaving a confused looking Hokage behind.
Meanwhile in the kitchen were Deidara, Anko, Shizune, Ino, Temari, Sakura and Hinata doing the dishes.
"You can't e serious that on the last Christmas party Hidan got drunk and begun to strip on the table." Said Anko.
"But he did that while sinning the 'Barbie song', Kakuzu needed to drag him down from the table and set him under the cold shower." The blond said and everyone begun to giggle.
"Wow, you know all the things you told us you do when not killing someone or going after the biju that someone would think you are just a group of friends." Said Temari stunned.
"No, we are not friends un…" Deidara suddenly said and looked down at his right hand with a said smile.
"What do you mean?" Sakura asked confused.
"We are each others family…" the blond said softly. "We were threatened wrong in our homes and were always alone then no one was there to save us from loneliness, but here in Akatsuki we found others who know our pain and can understand us."
"Just like my little brother and Naruto." Temari said softly as she looked outside the kitchen window at her brother and Naruto who were talking with each other smiling.
"Yes." Deidara then suddenly looked down to see Konan standing there with the others boys, Sasori was pouting.
"Nana Dei…?" she asked innocently.
"Yes un?"
"Me asned uncle Jimaiya wele babyes come an he samn that if someome love each othl leally muc then a baby comes." She said innocently.
"Yeas, me all tiled, but nothing and Sasoli is poutin…" chibi Hidan said and everyone paled, then stormed outside of the kitchen.
"Where is that perverted bastard!!" roared Sakura, startling the others.
"What is wrong?" Kakashi asked.
"That bastard told Konan that if two people really like each other they will make a baby…and she told that the others and now they told us that they have tried, but nothing." Temari growled and the males all paled while Itachi activated his Sharingan and looked about to kill someone.
After they found Jiraiya a three hours chasing and screaming stood on the plan. And while the adults were carrying on they murdering plans, the children were watching them from the back door.
"Adums ale stlanme…" said chibi Zetsu.
"Yeah, uhm wham is wlong Konan-chan?…" Pain asked the sadly looking girl.
"I manted to ask nana Dei an dada Itami if I coum habe a little sistel." She said innocently and Sasori on continued pouting.
To be continued…
A/N: So what did you think about the chap?