Pride and Prejudice
By Jane Austen
(Elizabeth Bennet meets Mr. Darcy and gets a BAD first impression.)
Elizabeth Bennet: He is so proud and vain. I could never fall in love with him.
Mr. Darcy: I'm actually the good guy. I just come off as arrogant because I'm socially awkward.
Elizabeth Bennet: Oh, in that case, I love you.
THE END