(LTP walks in and her sunburn is gone)
LTP: Guess who's back? Back again!
Reala: *sarcastically* Oh great, she's back to normal.
LTP: *flips the bird at Reala* Now let's get this show on the road! Jackle?
Jackle: LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, Two Best Friends, or Persona 4! 52 PICKUP! *throws cards in the air*
NiGHTS and Reala Play Persona 4
(opens once again in Reala's room where NiGHTS and Reala are sitting in front of a large TV)
Reala: YEAH, IT'S BATTLE FIELD!
NiGHTS: BATTLEFIELD THREE!
Reala: BATTLEFIELD THREE!
NiGHTS: MODERN WAR BATTLES FIVE!
Reala: I can't wait to play the multiplayer!
NiGHTS: Sergeant Kasuke needs to fight the... other students in the... YEAH!
{~~~}
Reala: This is Persona.
NiGHTS: I've never played any of these.
Reala: You've never played any of the Personas?
NiGHTS: No.
Reala: They've had like four now. And there's a s*** ton of spin offs and s***. Why didn't you play them?
NiGHTS: Because-
Reala: You got like, a snowman that calls you a 'ho!
NiGHTS: Because I haven't, I haven't completed my Japanese lessons yet.
Reala: Yeah, that's really funny, they localize that s***!
{~~~}
NiGHTS: Hello my dear, my name is Kenpachi Ramasama.
Reala: Kenpachi Ramasama why didn't you do your math homework!?
NiGHTS: Oh I'm sorry, my toast wouldn't cook and then I had to become a Sailor Scout!
Reala: *snickering*
NiGHTS: RONIN WARRIORS!
{~~~}
Igor: The moon, in the upright position.
Reala: That's good, right? Is that good?
Igor: This card represents "hesitation" and "mystery"... very interesting indeed.
NiGHTS: This card carries a terrible curse! That's bad.
Reala: But It's half off! That's good!
NiGHTS: My liver is also cursed!
Reala: That's bad! But it comes with free drinks!
NiGHTS: That's good!
{~~~}
*game starts*
NiGHTS: Finally!
Reala: Awesome! Who love starting Japanese games and seeing half naked-
NiGHTS: YEAH, BATTLE- BATTLEFIELD WARFARE!
{~~~}
Train announcer: We will arrive at the Yasokami Terminal in a few minutes.
Reala: So this is the whole game.
NiGHTS: *laughs* it figures!
Reala: This is the whole thing, it's just a train simulator *NiGHTS laughs* dressed up with magic and robots.
{~~~}
Ryotaro: Hey! Over here!
NiGHTS: A mysterious man asks for your attention.
Reala: Right after you get off the train, first thing 'Yo kid you're hot! You wanna come over to my place? I got this little girl, she can hold the camera!'
NiGHTS: SSURE, WHY NOT?
{~~~}
Ryotaro: I'm your mother's younger brother and that about sums it up.
NiGHTS: Pfffffttt THAT'S ME!
Reala: He's not your uncle, he's your mother's younger brother.
NiGHTS: So I'm your younger uncle.
Reala: Yeah...
NiGHTS: *notices ellipses' as response* DOT DOT DOT! That's anything-
Reala: Ellipses' b****es!
NiGHTS: *laughs*
Ryotaro: *to Nanako* What're you so shy for?
NiGHTS: It' just your attractive cousin.
*Nanako smacks her dad*
Reala: Man, whenever my sister was mad at my dad she slapped him right in his ass****!
{~~~}
NiGHTS: Here's our gas station! Soak it in!
Reala: We got gas, we got toothbrushes, WE GOT PEOPLE PUMPING GAS FOR YOU!
*Nanako needs to use the bathroom*
Reala: Do you need me to hold your skirt, little girl, while you go to the bathroom?
NiGHTS: Maybe your cousin can help you.
Nanako: I know... geez...
NiGHTS: *whiney voice* Geez mother f***er!
Attendant: Are you taking a trip?
NiGHTS: NO. It's none of your business.
Reala: Get the f*** out of my face and wash my car.
{~~~}
Message Board: You find yourself alone with Nanako...
NiGHTS: *laughing loudly*
Reala: YEAH! Time at last!
NiGHTS: *nerdy voice* Hey, do you collect Yu-gi-oh cards?!
Reala: This game's taken a dark turn.
NiGHTS: Nanako seems uncomfortable... pick up line was not effective!
Message Board: It looks like you forced her to speak.
NiGHTS: *laughing loudly*
Reala: WHAT?! What- I didn't do that!
{~~~}
*NiGHTS is blocking Nanako's view of the TV*
NiGHTS: Hey, try to watch your TV now! Try watching it now, yeah! Check it out!
Reala: Are you just shaking your ass in front of that little girl trying to watch TV?
NiGHTS: Look at my swagger! Look at my swagger! Yo! You think you can handle this!?
Reala: Stop that.
NiGHTS: Kenpachi Ramasama up in the club!
Reala: I LOVE YOU KENPACHI RAMASAMA!
{~~~}
NiGHTS: I really wanna watch next week's episode of common writer climax star force wonder brigade, but I should go to bed.
Reala: Dude, I heard that one has a guy that's like, a giant bee.
{~~~}
*in a dream sequence*
NiGHTS: I will probably have to say ellipses' to this strange dream.
Message board: ...!?
NiGHTS and Reala: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
{~~~}
Nanako: You're starting school today, right?
NiGHTS: No, I'm not. Stop mentioning it to me, shut up!
Reala: I was planning on sitting around on my futon all day and getting super high. Don't tell your dad though, don't be a narc.
NiGHTS: WHY YOU BEING SUCH A NARC NANAKO!? You're like Nanako the narc face!
{~~~}
*Nanako walks to her school*
NiGHTS: All right, just go, just die already. Bye, hope you get hit by a truck!
{~~~}
*Yosuke passes by riding a bike while holding an umbrella before crashing*
Reala: What the f***?
NiGHTS: *laughs*
Reala: OH YOSUKE!
NiGHTS: YOSUKE!
*Yosuke is now holding his crotch*
Reala: That umbrella did not protect his d*** from the raindrops.
NiGHTS: I SHOULDV'E WORN MY D*** UMBRELLA!
Reala: LOOK AT THIS F***IN' SPAZ!
NiGHTS: SEE YA LATER, F***ER!
Reala: I AIN'T GONNA ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH YOU ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!
NiGHTS: Do you say ellipses' like I do? No one can say ellipses' like I do!
Reala: I'm the main character, I'm the only one who gets to say ellipses'.
NiGHTS: Ah, the Sakura blossoms are in season this time of year.
{~~~}
Chie: *notices Yosuke* Huh? You look dead today.
Reala: Probably 'cause he hit his jank and was mad stank! WHAT!
{~~~}
*Mr. Morooka walks in*
NiGHTS: *talking as Mr. Morooka* Alright c** dumpsters, shut yer damn stupid mouths!
Reala: *also talking as Morooka* I DON'T WANNA WALK INTO THIS CLASSROOM AND GET HIT WITH A SHOWER OF FETUSES FROM YOUR UNWANTED PREGNANCIES!
NiGHTS: *still talking as Morooka* Here's my s*** list. Starting from the top, Mokoto Kusanagi, Simon the Driller!
{~~~}
Message Board: Your life at his new school has begun.
Reala: Yeah!
NiGHTS: Oh... can't wait...
Reala: NEW LIFE AT THIS NEW SCHOOL!
{~~~}
School intercom: There has been an incident inside the school district. Police officers have been dispatched around the school zone.
Reala: HOLY S***! QUICK, EAT THE DRUGS!
{~~~}
Reala: Okay, do we be mean or nice to this girl?
NiGHTS: Girls like it when you're mean!
Reala: That's right!
Chie: Dude, I was sitting right next to you... I even talked to you
Reala: SORRY!
NiGHTS: I don't even know you exist, therefore you want me.
Reala: Kenpachi Ramasama, how can you be so flippant and so desirable?
{~~~}
Yosuke: *holding up a dvd case* I'm really sorry, it was an accident!
*Chie opens case to find her dvd is cracked*
Chie: WHAT THE ah- I can't believe this, it is completely cracked!
Yosuke: See ya! Thanks! *tries to leave but Chie trips him* I think mine's cracked too...
NiGHTS: I hope your nuts are dead.
Reala: Oh man, and once again, LET'S JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!
NiGHTS: SEE YA LATER, F***ER!
{~~~}
*at the school gates*
Mitsuo: You're Yuki, right? You wanna go hang out somewhere?
Yukiko: I'm- I'm not going.
Mitsuo: FINE! *runs off*
Reala: What a mature way to react to a girl turning you down. 'FINE, WHATEVER! I'LL JUST LEAVE AND BECOME A BOSS CHARACTER IN FIVE MONTHS! SEE YA F***ERS!'.
NiGHTS: We're saying 'see ya f***ers' a lot.
Reala: It's a really versatile phrase.
NiGHTS: It kinda is.
Yukiko: Wh-what did he want from me?
Reala: HE WANTED YOUR SWEET GAM-GAMS!
{~~~}
Chie: Wait... What did she just say? A dead body?!
NiGHTS: Wait, what?
Reala: DEAD BODY?!
NiGHTS: HUH?
{~~~}
*back at home*
NiGHTS: Another dinner alone with Nanako...
Reala: Time to say nothing!
{~~~}
Yosuke: There's something over there!
NiGHTS: Oh, what is it?
Reala: Don't worry man, *someone in a cartoony bear costume comes out of the fog* It's a friendly bear!
NiGHTS: Are you serious? How is that a bear?
Reala: It's your friend!
NiGHTS: It looks like a... bonkey.
Reala: A BONKEY!?
NiGHTS: It's a bear and a monkey...
Reala: That's the worst!
NiGHTS: Oh God, Mysterious bear- You know what, just turn this off.
Reala: No, I don't want to!
NiGHTS: This is getting really silly.
Reala: NO, IT'S REALLY GOOD!
NiGHTS: WHAT EVIDENCE IS THERE THAT THIS IS GETTING ANY BETTER!?
RealaL LOOK, IT'S SO INTERESTING!
{~~~}
*on the save menu*
NiGHTS: Uh, so where do I save to? Which slot?
Reala: Anywhere with no data.
*NiGHTS scrolls up and sees Reala's save file*
NiGHTS: Uh, why do you have- what?
Reala: It's a hundred thirty-one hours.
NiGHTS: Why do you have- what?
Reala: 'Cause I played a hundred thirty-one hours of Persona 4 'cause this game's awesome.
NiGHTS: Oh.
Reala: This is the f***in' s***! I have everything maxed out and everyone on top level-
*NiGHTS saves over Reala's file*
Reala: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING!? WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING!?
LTP: OKAY THAT'S WRAP EVERYONE!
NiGHTS: Has anyone seen Jackle?
LTP: I sent him on a coffee run.
Reala: O.O You did what now!? *grabs LTP and shakes her* DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JACKLE HAS CAFFEINE!?
LTP: ... Let's go find him before he does any major damage.
*distant explosion*
NiGHTS: Too late...
LTP: Okay everybody, we got to go wrangle up a caffeine crazed Jackle, see ya next time!
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