Celebrity Deathmatch—Anime Style! The After Hours
Goku: (looks around to make sure no one's there) (grabs the mic) **sings** GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO CARRY ON!!!! WITH ALL OUR LOVE WE CAN'T GO WRONG! ONLY TOGETHER WE FACE THE FI-IGHT! NOTHING CAN STAND AGAINST OUR MI—
Bulma: Goku...
Serena: What in the name of Kami-sama are you doing??
Goku: AHHH! Hey! What are—uh—you girls doing here—this late at night???
Hermione: (stares) We live here...
Goku: YOU DO??
Bulma: Yeah...we sleep here...this is our new home...
Serena: Now that we run the show, we have a bunk-room here.
Goku: And you all sleep there at night?
Hermione: One big room, three beds, a kitchen, two bathrooms, you get the idea.
Goku: Three beds? One for each?
Bulma: ...No, we all sleep in one bed and leave the other two empty so wandering outsiders can come in through the window and get comfy...
Goku: Oh! Cool!
Serena: ...We were being sarcastic, dumbshit!
Goku: Oh...woops!
Bulma: **sigh**
Serena: Uhhh...k?
Hermione: Well, now that you went and woke us up...what are you planning to do about it??
Goku: Uhhh...sing you a lullaby??
Bulma: **snicker** seems like you were preparing to do that anyway...(looks at the microphone in Goku's hand)
Goku: AH! (throws mic)
Serena: Weeeelll....what are we going to do now that we've all been woken up and are probably not going to be able to get back to sleep having been disturbed to great hights by Goku singing into our mic?
Hermione: I don't know...
Goku: Hey! Let's play Spin the Bottle!
Bulma: Perv...
Serena: WE all have boyfriends now!
Hermione: Yeah...and your brother wouldn't like it if I played Spin the Bottle with you...
Serena: Well...seriously now...what do you want to do??
Bulma: I'll be all wrinkly before I hit 24!
Hermione: Actually if you watch Dragonball GT tapes, you're like 40 and you don't have a single wrinkle...
Bulma: Really??? Cool!
Serena: What about me?
Hermione: Well, you're 16 in Super S...so you don't and shouldn't have wrinkles...
Serena: ...
(outside it starts to snow)
Hermione: Hey! Look out the window!
(oops, my mistake...it's hailing...)
Goku: (runs outside) YAAAAY SNOOOOW!! **BANG** OW!!!! **POW** AAHHH!!! (runs back inside)
Serena: ....
Bulma: Well, going outside is out...
Hermione: So what are we going to do, NOW??
Serena: Let's see if Luna's up...
Goku: (grabs the mic again) LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNAAAAA!!!
Luna: (walks in) What the @#$% is the @#$%ing problem???
Hermione: (faints)
Bulma: **GASP** Luna! You know what too much cursing does to Hermoine!
Luna: Oops...didn't know you girlies were in here...
Serena: GIRLIES????
Bulma: ....
Serena: Maybe I'll shampoo my tail...(gets out a basin of water and begins to scrub her new tail)
Goku: (stares) Wow...an actual full-blooded Saiyan female...
Serena: ....
Bulma: (whacks Goku over the head with a frying pan) Stop ogling my friend, dammit!
Goku: OW! DAMMIT! First some hail-stones now a PAN!
Pan: (walks in) someone call me?
Goku: Pan?? What are you doing here??
Pan: I came to bother Serena...
Serena: mmm....
Bulma: Little brat...
Serena: Little brat that's cuter than me...
Goku: Who says???
Hermione: Is there ANY way we can keep this pimp from cheating on Chi Chi??
Chi Chi: (walks in)
Serena: There's ONE way...
Bulma: I know another way! (whacks Goku over the head with a frying pan again)
Goku: ...hi Chi Chi...
Chi Chi: **sexy voice** Hi yourself...big boooy...
Pan: (pukes)
Luna: eeeewww....(gets a mop and sweeps it up) (Puts the dirty mop in Serena's soapy basin)
Serena: Awww! Now I can't shampoo my tail anymore! It's all pukey! Thanks a lot, Luna!
Luna: You're welcome!
Serena: ...
Hermione: (wakes up) Well, there's a way to get back to sleep...
Luna: ...
Bulma: Oooookkk...
Chi Chi: ...So now that the room's flooded with people...
Serena: What in the name of God are we going to do??
Pan: I dunno...lez listen to Mandy Moore...
Goku: AAAAAAHHHH!
Luna: I'm up for Mandy Moore...
Goku: WHY???
Bulma: Because we are trying to make you leave.
Hermione: So we can have a sleepover party.
Goku: ...but I was here first...
Bulma: And you weren't supposed to be!
Goku: ...that's true...
Serena: (looks at the clock) It's 6:00 AM! Let's get to sleep, people!
Hermione: Fine with me...
Everyone: (goes to their homes to sleep)
Goku: (looks around in the halls to make sure everyone has left)
Goku: Hehe, cost is clear...(grabs the microphone again)
Goku: (clears his throat) **Sings** WE'RE FLYING ABOOOOOVE THE CLOOOOOOOOUDS, SO BEAUTIFUL AND CLEAR! WE'RE—
Luna: (laughs hysterically as she runs away)
Goku: Ah screw it! (leaves)