IM BACK, AND I BROUGHT A PRESENT FOR ALL OF YOU!!! AND ITS AN............... UPDATE!!! HAHAHA

THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL THE AWESOME REVIEWS!!!

THIS CHAPTER GOES OUT TO armyprincess FOR GIVING ME THE IDEA!! THANKS!!

DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN TWILIGHT, NOW YOU MADE ME EVEN MORE SAD. I HATE YOU ! GRRR

SCREENNAMES:

bella: can'treadmypokerface

alice: faith_trust_and_pixie_dust

emmett: fisharefriendsnotfood

edward: mind reader

rosalie: rosieposie

jasper: and_all_that_jazz

jacob: it'sgettinhotinhere

bella's prank sn: quackgoestheduck

alice's prank sn: moogoesthecow

rose's prank sn: oinkgoesthepig

eric: dead_and_gone

quackgoestheduck has signed on

moogoesthecow has signed on

oinkgoesthepig has signed on

quackgoestheduck: ok girls, you ready?

moogoesthepig: oo yeah!

oinkgoesthepig: we are going to scare the crap out of them!!

moogoesthecow: oo here they come. rember bella ur taylor, im sara, and rose ur courtney

oinkgoesthepig: and we're all country girls who fell in love with these guys that our penpals, us, told us about

and_all_that_jazz has signed on

mind reader has signed on

fisharefriendsnotfood has signed on

quackgoestheduck: OMG!! EDWARD!!

mind reader: umm, hello.....?

moogoesthecow: JASPER!! I LOVE YOU!!

and_all_that_jazz: who are you?

oinkgoesthepig: EMMETT!! YOU ARE SO SEXY!!!

fisharefriendsnotfood: i no i am!! wait, who are you?

quackgoestheduck: I'm Taylor Woods. and these are my sisters.

moogoesthecow: I'm Sara Woods

oinkgoesthepig: and I'm Courtney Woods

fisharefriendsnotfood: oo well hello. we are the awesome Cullen men!

mind reader: shut up Emmett.

and_all_that_jazz: but how do you know us?

moogoesthecow: well, our internet besties Bells, Allie, and Rosie told us about you

quackgoestheduck: yeah, and we're really sorry about what happened

mind reader: what happened???

oinkgoesthepig: girls, shush. oviously they want to forget about it

and_all_that_jazz: forget about what?

quackgoestheduck: your right court. i wasn't thinking

fiasharefriendsnotfood: TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!!

moogoesthecow: court its probly best if you tell them

oinkgoesthepig: fine. we're sorry about your divorces

mind reader: DIVORCES?!?!?!

quackgoestheduck: sara, the girls told them, right?

moogoesthecow: i thought they did

oinkgoesthepig: well anyway. if you boys ever need someone to talk to or anything you know where to find us

moogoesthecow: girls mom needs us to go do our chores

quackgoestheduck: BYE EDWARD!!! 333

quackgoestheduck has signed off

moogoesthecow has signed off

oinkgoesthepig has signed off

can'treadmypokerface has signed on

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust has signed on

rosieposie has signed on

can'treadmypokerface: hey guys!

mind reader: Bella, we're not even married yet and already you are planning our divorce!

fisharefriendsnotfood: Rose how could you?

and_all_that_jazz: alice what we had was special!! how can you just throw it away?!?!

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: how did you guys find out?

mind reader: from sara, taylor, and courtney

can'treadmypokerface: we told those three to keep it quiet

fisharefriendsnotfood: well they didn't

rosieposie: look guys, we're sorry

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: yeah, sorry that you guys are SUCKERS!!

and_all_that_jazz: wait, what?

can'treadmypokerface: we pretended to be Taylor, Courtney, and Sara! hahaha

rosieposie: and you idiots fell for it!!

mid reader: so this was all a prank?

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust: yup yup! :oP

fisharefriendsnotfood: well, I sure feel like an idiot

can'treadmypokerface: that's cause you are one

fisharefriendsnotfood: HEY!

rosieposie: hahah, wanna go see a movie?

and_all_that_jazz: fine

mind reader: not really

can'treadmypoker: Edward, you're coming

mind reader: fine

fisharefriendsnotfood: SHOTGUN!!

can'treadmypokerface: no I want shotgun

fisharefriendsnotfood: too bad

fisharefriendsnotfood has signed off

and_all_that_jazz has signed off

rosieposie has signed off

mind reader has signed off

faith_trust_and_pixie_dust has signed off

can'treadmypokerface has signed off

it'sgettinhotinhere has signed on

it'sgettinhotinhere: hello?

dead_and_gone has signed on

dead_and_gone: hello, jacob

it'sgettinhotinhere: dude, stay away

it'sgettinhotinhere has signed off

dead_and_gone: why does everyone always do that?

dead_and_gone has signed off

THERE YOU GO!! HAHAHA I HOPED YOU LIKED IT

PLEASE REVIEW THEY MAKE ME HAPPY, AND I NEED A GOOD DOES OF HAPPY RIGHT NOW!

SEND IN ANY IDEAS YOU MAY HAVE! HAHAHA

~JADE A.K.A. dimitri'srealrose