Chapter 6 ½
In which the fun and games begin.
LPD #4: Okay, who's up first for pin the hair in all the bald spot?!
Glorfindel: Oo, me, me!
Gollum: NOOOO!!! We spent days, yearses polishing that spot!
LPD #3: What's you use, shoe polish?
Gollum: YES!! We used much of our food supply on it, we dids!
LPD #2: Paint chips and shoe polish. . . that certainly explains a lot.
LPD #3: Come right this way, Mr. Glorfindel. You ready, Taz?
Tasmanian Devil: RARGH!
Glorfindel: Wha. . . Why is he here?
LPD #2: Watch and learn.
Taz picks up Glorfindel and sets him on his shoulders.
Glorfindel: Oh no you don't-
*WHIRRIRRRRIRRRRR!!!!*
Glorfindel is now very dizzy.
Glorfindel: Ohh. . .
LPD #1 positions him so he is facing Gollum's bald spot.
LPD #4: There you go. Now walk!
Glorfindel takes one step and falls flat on his face. He then gets up, staggers forward, and wanders out the door.
LPD #2: Should we get him back? He might sue.
LPD #3: Naw, he'll never get the support. Not to mention he can't afford a lawyer.
LPD #1: Okay, Taz. You gotta go man, we're losing too many customers.
Taz: OK.
Taz spins off into the sunset, which is pretty weird considering it's 11 o'clock in the morning.
LPD #1: Who's next?
LPD #2: You.
LPD #1: WHAT?!!!!! LPD #4: You must overcome your fear, or else the Guru Llama shall perish, and all shall come to an end.
LPD #1: All right, all right. But can I do it without the blindfold? I don't wanna turn my back on him.
LPD #4: Oh, okay.
LPD #1: Will you hold my hand?
LPD #4: Fine. But remember, I'm only doing this because I'm your psychiatrist.
LPD #1: Okay. Ready?
All: Ready! GO!!
LPD #1: *poke* you're right, #3! He is squishy!!!
*poke poke poke poke*
LPD #4: eeeww.
LPD #2: Okay, okay, now it's MY turn!!
LPD #1 and #3 continue to poke Gollum.
Gandalf: Wait a minute. . . didn't Sr. Davis kick them out?
LPD #3: Uh oh.
LPD #1: Quick! LOOK!! A DISTRACTION!!!!
All: Where?!!!!!
Everyone turns around.
Pippin: What's a distraction?
Merry: I don't know, but we could probably sell it to buy fireworks and. . . other good stuff!
LPD #2: I've got it!!
Pippin: What, the distraction?
LPD #2: No. Charades!!
Pippin is looking disappointed.
LPD #4: Everyone knows how to play charades!
Gollum: Can our headses come out of the windows now?
But everyone had gone inside. Except for Pippin and Merry. They help him out, and they walk through the door two feet to the left.
Pippin: By the way, you haven't seen a distraction, have you?
Gollum realizes he needs to get rid of them. Fast.
Gollum: Uh, yeah! We saw one. . . over there! Far away. Very far away.
Pippin and Merry run off into the woods to look for the distraction. Sam follows on a long leash, making buffalo noises in an effort to distract it.
Meanwhile, back inside. . .
Everyone was about to play charades.
Future Frodo: Let's not play in teams this time.
LPD #2: Why?
Past Frodo: Long story.
Aragorn: Hey ringbearer, I didn't know you had a twin.
Frodos: . . .
LPD #3: Let's just play.
In which the fun and games begin.
LPD #4: Okay, who's up first for pin the hair in all the bald spot?!
Glorfindel: Oo, me, me!
Gollum: NOOOO!!! We spent days, yearses polishing that spot!
LPD #3: What's you use, shoe polish?
Gollum: YES!! We used much of our food supply on it, we dids!
LPD #2: Paint chips and shoe polish. . . that certainly explains a lot.
LPD #3: Come right this way, Mr. Glorfindel. You ready, Taz?
Tasmanian Devil: RARGH!
Glorfindel: Wha. . . Why is he here?
LPD #2: Watch and learn.
Taz picks up Glorfindel and sets him on his shoulders.
Glorfindel: Oh no you don't-
*WHIRRIRRRRIRRRRR!!!!*
Glorfindel is now very dizzy.
Glorfindel: Ohh. . .
LPD #1 positions him so he is facing Gollum's bald spot.
LPD #4: There you go. Now walk!
Glorfindel takes one step and falls flat on his face. He then gets up, staggers forward, and wanders out the door.
LPD #2: Should we get him back? He might sue.
LPD #3: Naw, he'll never get the support. Not to mention he can't afford a lawyer.
LPD #1: Okay, Taz. You gotta go man, we're losing too many customers.
Taz: OK.
Taz spins off into the sunset, which is pretty weird considering it's 11 o'clock in the morning.
LPD #1: Who's next?
LPD #2: You.
LPD #1: WHAT?!!!!! LPD #4: You must overcome your fear, or else the Guru Llama shall perish, and all shall come to an end.
LPD #1: All right, all right. But can I do it without the blindfold? I don't wanna turn my back on him.
LPD #4: Oh, okay.
LPD #1: Will you hold my hand?
LPD #4: Fine. But remember, I'm only doing this because I'm your psychiatrist.
LPD #1: Okay. Ready?
All: Ready! GO!!
LPD #1: *poke* you're right, #3! He is squishy!!!
*poke poke poke poke*
LPD #4: eeeww.
LPD #2: Okay, okay, now it's MY turn!!
LPD #1 and #3 continue to poke Gollum.
Gandalf: Wait a minute. . . didn't Sr. Davis kick them out?
LPD #3: Uh oh.
LPD #1: Quick! LOOK!! A DISTRACTION!!!!
All: Where?!!!!!
Everyone turns around.
Pippin: What's a distraction?
Merry: I don't know, but we could probably sell it to buy fireworks and. . . other good stuff!
LPD #2: I've got it!!
Pippin: What, the distraction?
LPD #2: No. Charades!!
Pippin is looking disappointed.
LPD #4: Everyone knows how to play charades!
Gollum: Can our headses come out of the windows now?
But everyone had gone inside. Except for Pippin and Merry. They help him out, and they walk through the door two feet to the left.
Pippin: By the way, you haven't seen a distraction, have you?
Gollum realizes he needs to get rid of them. Fast.
Gollum: Uh, yeah! We saw one. . . over there! Far away. Very far away.
Pippin and Merry run off into the woods to look for the distraction. Sam follows on a long leash, making buffalo noises in an effort to distract it.
Meanwhile, back inside. . .
Everyone was about to play charades.
Future Frodo: Let's not play in teams this time.
LPD #2: Why?
Past Frodo: Long story.
Aragorn: Hey ringbearer, I didn't know you had a twin.
Frodos: . . .
LPD #3: Let's just play.