Megaman: 'Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your first bonus match of the evening and it is set for one fall. Introducing first, representing Disney, from New York City, he is the Cartoon Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight champion and the American Dragon, JAKE LONG!'
The American Dragon Jake Long theme boomed over the speakers as the World champion of JC 619's Cartoon Wrestling Federation walked out to the customary mix of cheers from the Disney fans and boos from everyone else.
Squidward: 'Spongebob, here's a competitor you know very well from your evolving career with the Cartoon Wrestling Federation. The American Dragon Jake Long won the CWF title back at the CWF pay-per-view Still Standing, lowblowing former champion Naruto Uzamaki and drilling him with his devastating finisher, the Dragon DDT! The finish of that match was so controversial, that the fans became disgusted with Long and threw garbage into the ring to prove what they thought of his new reign. So far, he survived Bart Simpson in a Skate Park match at CWF Blaze of Glory, but that's it. And with Naruto's return to the CWF two weeks ago, Long is going to be hard-pressed to keep that title!'
Spongebob: 'And may I mention that I am the current CWF United States champion?'
Squidward: 'No.'
Megaman: 'And his opponent, currently attending Casper High, he is DANNY PHANTOM!'
The Danny Phantom theme hit and Phantom came soaring out to face his CWF nemesis. But there was one problem: no referee was present.
Squidward: 'Where in the blue heck is the referee?'
Spongebob: 'Squidward, be quiet. Megaman's still on the microphone.'
Megaman: 'And introducing the special guest referee, he hails from Miami, Florida, he is a former World Wrestling Federation champion, a former WCW World champion, WWF Tag Team champion and the star of the Scorpion King...'
Squidward: 'Wait, he's not talking about...'
Spongebob: 'The most electrifying man in sports entertainment history...'
Megaman: '...THE ROCK!'
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, fresh off his big DVD release of Gridiron Gang power-walked to the ring, getting on the turnbuckles and throwing his arm in the air like he used to do until he fully retired from the WWE in 2004. He grabbed the microphone from Megaman.
The Rock: 'Alright, you two jabronis, listen up. I want to see a good clean fight! What do you think of that, Dragon?'
Jake Long: 'Well, I--!'
The Rock: 'It doesn't matter what you think! Ring the people's bell... if you smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what the Rock... IS COOKIN'!'
The bellkeeper wasn't going to argue with the People's champ on that one. Here we go. The two circled it up before locking horns and trading off headlocks. Jake ate a shoulderblock much to the non-Disney crowd's pleasure. Phantom seemed to be really over with the crowd.
Phantom grabbed a go-behind but it was quickly broken as Long backed him up into the ropes. Long reversed the hold into an armbar, but his advantage was short lived and Danny countered with a hammer lock and a nice takedown into a full-out Fujiwara armbar.
Long yanked Phantom to the mat and landed some kicks to the midsection before cranking up the arm again and whipping Phantom into the ropes. Phantom caught him coming back with some haymakers, but Long was able to block and hit a Dragon uppercut before tossing Danny into the ring post.
After being admonished by The Rock (for being a jabroni, apparently), he slid out to the outside of the ring and nailed Danny's legs off the ring post. Long followed up with a catapult elbow drop before going right back to the armbar.
Phantom used the crowd to rally him back into the match and enabled him to break the hold, but Long quickly yanked him back to the mat via his ghost-white hair. Long went for a cover attempt only for Phantom to kick out at two. Long was biting away at Phantom's arm before hitting a charging European uppercut to Danny's back for another near fall.
Long continued to yank away at the arm as the crowd again rallied behind Phantom. Long scoopslammed Phantom and seemingly hurt his back a little bit on the move. He took too much time to drop an elbow but Phantom couldn't capitalize either, as he missed his own elbow drop attempt.
Phantom grabbed a small package for a two count only for Long to regain the initiative. Long charged him only to eat a few clotheslines and some more Phantom punches. Phantom hit his Spectre Spike (which popped the fans in an instant) for a great near-fall but Long kicked out.
Long caught Phantom in the mid section before missing a splash attempt in the corner. Phantom then gained another two-count on a rollup.
The two exchanged mat-based moves before Jake regained the advantage with some punches before slapping on a rear chinlock. Jake broke the hold in rather short order, sending Danny off the ropes and hammering him with shots to the back.
After jaw jacking for a little while, Jake looked for the Dragon DDT but Danny nailed him with an elbow to the face. Phantom jumped on Jake like a pitbull, hitting a clothesline and some dropkicks. Danny nailed a bulldog shortly thereafter for a two count.
Danny hit some more punches before Jake caught him in a nasty inverted backbreaker. Jake went for a Boston crab and sunk it in low. Danny fought to stay alive in the match as the Rock asked him if he wanted to quit. Every time, Danny screamed 'No!'.
Eventually, using the cheers of the crowd, Danny flipped over onto his back and then tied Jake up into a unique small package. But once again, the Rock only counted to two.
At this point, the fans were all united in cheering 'THIS IS AWESOME!' (an alliance that would remain temporary because of their different opinions on who was the best brand of cartoon production in the world).
Phantom grabbed a top wristlock before Long took Phantom down and pounded away at him before shoving him to the outside. Phantom leapt back into the ring and mounted Long, pounding away at him before Long took a walk to the outside of the ring.
The two exchanged tactics before Long gained the upper hand and planted a hard chop on Phantom's chest. Long hit some shoulder thrusts and looked for a back elbow and connected for a two count. Long slapped on a front facelock before Phantom broke the hold and hit a high backdrop for a two count of his own.
Phantom hit some strikes in the corner before eating a Long counter and a lariat for a two count. Long pounded away on Phantom on the apron before looking for a suplex. The two traded counters before Long finally connected with the move for a two count.
Long hit a high scoop slam and looked for a fistdrop off the second rope but no one was home. Phantom went for a quick cover but settled instead, on hammering away at Long in the corner. Phantom hit a back elbow and got another two count.
Phantom looked for aback drop but ate a kick in the face. Long looked for a springboard back elbow, but no one was home. Phantom tossed Long hard into the corner and into the ring post. Long looks like he's dazed retarded on the outside. Long was propped up against the steps and Phantom punted Long's shoulder into the ring steps just like Mr. Kennedy did with Bobby Lashley.
Phantom continued to work over Long's shoulder before he fought back with some punches. Phantom was relentless on the shoulder though and kept stomping away at it, leaving Long in a heap in the corner.
Phantom went for the running facewash kick, but Long popped up and nailed a lariat and tossed Phantom hard into the ring post. Long smashed Phantom into the post a few more times before nailing Phantom with a drop kick to the mug for a two count. Long followed up with a swinging neckbreaker for another two count before whipping Phantom to the buckles.
Phantom caught Long climbing the buckles before looking for a top-rope Spectre Spike. Long wiggled out and grabbed Phantom by the head, overflipping on a top rope Dragon DDT that saw Phantom land on his head.
But he wasn't out of the game yet as Phantom kicked out of the pin. The AmDrag was getting frustrated by Phantom's will to survive and insisted the Rock counted three. But the People's Champion said only two.
The two circled up and locked horns before Phantom backed Long into the ropes. Long fought right back and backed Phantom into the ropes this time before hitting a shot to the gut, flooring the ghosthunter. Long laid the boots to Phantom in the corner. Phantom reversed an Irish whip and hit a fisherman's suplex for a two count.
Phantom gathered Long and Long caught a thumb to the eyes of Phantom. Long put the boots to Phantom again before being whipped off the ropes and hip tossed. Phantom hit a body slam and then dropped an elbow on Long and went for another cover attempt.
Phantom whipped Long to the buckles but Long side stepped out of the way and hit a stiff lariat and went for a cover. Long had another whip reversed and was slammed face first to the mat before Phantom chased Long to the floor. Long ran into the ring before both he and Phantom nailed each other with matching lariats. Long seemed frustrated and went out to the announcer's area and picked up a steel chair. He completely levelled Phantom with it.
Then Long grabbed Phantom in a rear chinlock. Phantom began fighting back with some elbows to the gut before he missed a flying shoulder block. Long dragged Phantom in from the ring apron and draped him over the second rope and DDT'd him to the mat hard. Long went for a cover but the champ kicked out. Long landed some punches in the corner before Phantom crumpled back to the mat. Long dropped a mean looking knee drop before going into the Garvin stomp. Long measured Phantom for a kneedrop and went for a cover attempt, but again, Phantom kicked out.
Long clamped in the rear chin lock again and the two had a great struggle sequence with Phantom desperately trying to break the hold. When the crowd wasn't digging it, Phantom crumpled to the mat and looked like he was about dead. Phantom struggled back to his feet, and this time the crowd behind him and managed to break the hold, but Long cut him off wit ha right hand to the face.
Long kept punching away at Phantom before Phantom amped up and had had enough. Phantom went into his victory sequence and then looked to the crowd for the five knuckle shuffle. They approved and Phantom connected and went for the Spectre Spike. Long raked his eyes and wiggled out of the hold and hit a standing drop kick to send Phantom to the mat.
Long went to the top rope and looked for the cross body-block and hit it but Phantom rolled through and almost pinned him. Long quickly regained his bearings and hit his inverted back breaker, leaving the ghosthunter on his back. Long signaled and waited for the Dragon DDT. Phantom rose to his feet and was able to shove Long off and send him crashing to the mat. Phantom went for the Spectre Spike, but Long wiggled out and finally nailed the Dragon DDT. But unfortunately for him, his legs had smashed The Rock in the face, disorientating the People's Champion. Long counted the fall himself and became increasingly agitated with The Rock.
He tried to get The Rock back into the match and Rock signalled to Long that he was okay. He grabbed a microphone as Long covered Phantom again.
The Rock: 'One... Two... IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ROCK COUNTS TO THREE!'
Long, shocked by The Rock's defiance, went after the People's Champion, but that only earned him a Rock Bottom. The Rock then looked to the crowd with his infamous People's eyebrow and moved towards Jake's head, rolling Phantom away. Rock ripped off his referee's shirt and tossed it into the crowd, going side-to-side with the People's Elbow.
Phantom recovered and dragged Jake to his feet. Another Spectre Spike later and it's game over for the AmDrag.
Megaman: 'Here is your winner, DANNY PHANTOM!'
The Rock raised Danny's hand in victory, but then pulled him in for the Rock Bottom.
Squidward: 'I guess Dwayne really thinks these two were jabronis.'
Spongebob: 'Squidward, what's a jabroni?'
Squidward: 'Shut up, Spongebob.'
The Rock's theme hit and the movie star exited the arena, having flattened both the American Dragon and the Phantom Hunter. The fans cheered violently for this rare appearance by the People's Champion.
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A/N: Well, there's your tenth match of the One-Shot, with Danny Phantom of Nickelodeon Toons getting the win over Disney's Jake Long (this American Dragon wasn't very lucky) with The Rock as the special guest referee, but it was the People's Champion who got the last laugh and left with the competitors lying motionless from his infamous Rock Bottom. A big shout-out to JC619, the promoter/writer of the Cartoon Wrestling Federation, who requested this match. I don't watch much of either show, but I know enough! Keep the requests coming, people! I could use some matches for Second Night Stand (I have a few set matches, but if your competitors are free, I'll write!). Peace.
DJ Diddy Dog - GUN FORM.