It wasn't karma caused the blunder. I was just bein' clumsy. Aimed the hammer at the nail, got the hand instead. Hurt like a bitch, though. So I'm wobblin' a bit and I touch my forehead and…wait. Why's my face feel like…oh God, all over my face, what the devil's happening to me?
I run for the bathroom, hopin' the mirror's got some other story, and then I see it, with the spines and all, and all I can do is lock the door so Harry won't know. Oh shit, she's gonna leave me. Oh shit, I'm a… Oh shit.