As I still feel pretty bad about not upadating, here's the next thingy!
On a sidenote, these aren't meant to be real story-ish stories with plots, just little things that make you laugh and stare at the screen in confusion. So, yes, these will be short and sweet in case anyone was wondering.
And yes, this is a parody of the 1st chappy of my other fic.
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WHAT THE TRUTH TOOK
"Well hello, Mr. Alchemist. I'm sur-prised to see you again. " Ed turned his back to the Gate, his braided hair swinging around as he stared at the Truth.
"What do you want from me?"
"Well that depends, Mr. Alchemist, what do you want?"
Ed's golden eyes shone with desperation, tempered with a flicker of hope.
"My brother's body."
"Your brother's body, Mr. Alchemist? What a difficult choice. Your arm won't do, or your leg."
As he spoke, Ed's arm and leg disappeared, reappearing on the Truth, and back again. He stayed silent the whole time the Truth talked, with only a slight shiver as his limbs were erased and redrawn. He would go through worse to regain what his brother had lost, and his eyes never left the Truth. The Truth grinned.
"I know, how about your...VIRGINITY?"
Ed pauses: "...PEDOPHILE!!!!"
The Truth would have blushed, but he had no face, and he had just realized what he had said.
"I didn't mean it THAT way!!!!!"
Ten minutes later~
The Truth is in the "emo-sulking pose" in the corner of the space(room?) Ed is staring at the Truth and his eye is ever so slightly twitching.
"Look...just don't tell anyone what I said....and I'll give you the body...."
"*sweatdrop* okay...."
And that is how Edward Elric got his brother's body back.
INSPIRED BY THE PICTURE MY FRIEND DREW!!!!
Yeah, it's awkward. Don't you love it?
Btw, if it had been Colonel bastard, he would have regained his virginity :)
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