Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the KWF and Spring BREAK!
Vinny: Hi, I'm Vinny McMecha...
Rick: and once again, I'm Rick Moss...
Vinny: An appropriate title for this time of year, and our vicious kaiju!
Rick: This is gonna be good!
Vinny: We don't have much information on tonight's matches, but we do know that Titanosaurus and Baragon will be putting their titles on the line as well as the team of Godzilla and Gamera. Also, Varan is going up against Irys and another kaiju in a triple threat title match. Our other champions, Rodan, Gorosaurus, and Manda are also here so anything can happen! The owner of the KWF, Jim Donnelson is also here and he's got a huge score to settle with the G-Pack, Carnosaur, and Gamera. Oh, and this just in, we have word that a new KWF superstar will be debuting tonight.
Rick: This is gonna be great!
Vinny: First up, a match to see who is the better crustacean
Rick: It's Ebirah vs. Ganime!
EBIRAH vs. GANIME
Ebirah and Ganime both emerge out of the ocean and the same time and instantly engage in battle. Ganime, the smaller of the two, goes after the underside of Ebirah and gives him a few jabs. Ebirah screeches and nails Ganime right in the head with his big pincher. Ganime falls back and disapears underneath the surface, but launches into the air and rams full force into Ebirah. Ebirah flys backwards and lands on shore, but grabs a rock and clock Ganime in the head, knocking him senseless. While Ganime staggers around, Ebirah rams him and snaps off one of his eye stalks with his pincher. Ganime screeches in pain and tries to run away, but Ebirah grabs him around the waist and begins to apply tons of pressure. Ganime struggles violently and suddenly his exoskeleton begins to crack. Ebirah applys more pressure and part of Ganime's exoskeleton shatters. Ganime falls unconsious and Ebirah goes for the pin. 1... 2... 3...
Your winner by total blowout... Ebirah!
Vinny: Ebirah shatters Ganime's exoskeleton and gets the win!
Rick: Man, I doubt Ganime will be back in the ring for a while.
Vinny: Ya... oh wait... here comes Jim Donnelson with a microphone in hand and he's standing on top of... Mechani-Kong?
Jim: Hahahahahaha! A new PPV, and a new kaiju for me to control! Godzilla, you and your friends managed to stop me before, but you won't be able to this time! Godzilla, you and Gamera will face Death Ghidorah and Biollante in a hardcore match for the tag-team titles. As for Rodan, Gorosaurus, and Anguirus, you three will face each other in a triple threat match up with special guest referee, Mechani-Kong! Hahaha, see you later!
Vinny: Holy crap, he's trying to break up the G-Pack from the inside!
Rick: Ya, but now Titanosaurus puts his Planet X title on the line against Mogera
TITANOSAURUS vs. MOGERA
Titanosaurus and MOGERA square off in the ring. Titanosaurus attacks first with a flying kick. MOGERA is rocked by the impact and falls back, but regains his footing and hits Titanosaurus's right leg with his plasma eye beams. Titanosaurus howls in pain and goes down, but gets right back up and plows into MOGERA full force. MOGERA falls to the ground and Titanosaurus starts slamming him with his hands, feet, and tail. MOGERA activates his drill nose and when Titanosaurus goes to stomp the robot kaiju again, he rams his drill into Titanosaurus's foot. Titanosaurus roars in pain as he pulls his foot off the drill and blood gushes everywhere. Titanosaurus falls to the ground and MOGERA goes for the cover. 1... 2... Titanosaurus manages to kick out and gets back on his feet slowly as MOGERA fires his maser beam at him. Titaosaurus starts to use his tail to blow MOGERA a few hundred yards away, but MOGERA locks into the ground and fires his maser cannon one last time and Titanosaurus flys backwards and slams into a building. MOGERA goes for the pin. 1... 2... 3...
Your winner by pinfall and new Planet X Champion... MOGERA!
Vinny: Mogera finally gets his hands or cones on some gold!
Rick: How did that hunk of junk win a title?
Vinny: I don't know, but lets get to our next match...
Rick: Hold on, there showing a video from backstage... it's Gorosaurus, Rodan, and Anguirus... and they seem to be doing a paper/rock/scissors game. Anguirus won and now they're getting up and walking away.
Vinny: Weird... anyway, the next match up pits Frankenstein against Zigra
FRANKENSTEIN vs. ZIGRA
Frankenstein awaits Zigra's arrival and paces back and forth impatiently on the shore of Lake Ashiro. Frankenstein gets angry that Zigra is taking so long and starts throwing boulders into the lake, hoping to either hit Zigra or drive him out of the ocean. Finally, Zigra leaps out of the ocean and zooms passed Frankenstein with seemingly no effect, but suddenly Frankenstein's arm begins to bleed heavily. Zigra sliced open Frankenstein with him fin! Frankenstein growls in anger and pain and charges Zigra, but Zigra is running on intelligence, not pure anger and merely moves out of the way and Frankenstein crashes into some trees. Zigra laughs and turns around slowly to face Frankenstein, but Frankenstein has already regained his footing and nails Zigra in the head with a boulder. As Zigra staggers around dazed, Frankenstein grabs his head and gives him a double arm DDT to put him down for good. Frankenstein goes for the pin. 1... 2... Zigra kicks out just before the count of three and fires his paralysis beam at Frankenstein, stopping Frankenstein in his tracks. Frankenstein is unable to move and is forced to submit.
Your winner by submission... Zigra!
Vinny: Zigra uses his paralysis beam to force Frankenstein into submission.
Rick: Yep, but now it's time for a tag team match
Vinny: Godzilla Junior and Fire Rodan are a great up and coming team!
GODZILLA JUNIOR & FIRE RODAN vs. JIGER & BATTRA
Godzilla Junior and Fire Rodan enter the ring as Battra and Jiger await. Junior and Battra will be starting off this match up. Junior mocks Battra and dances around a little bit. Battra gets mad and fires his prism beam at Junior, but Junior hits the dirt and the beams goes right over him. Junior retaliates with his radioactive heat ray and strikes Battra in the head, but Battra is protected by his exoskeleton and charges Junior. Junior also charges and both kaiju hit each other full force and begin biting and clawing each other. Junior manages to put Battra in a headlock, but Battra bites into his leg and tears a piece of flesh off. Junior roars in pain and tags in Fire Rodan. Fire Rodan takes to the air and begins hitting Battra with blast after blast of his uranium heat beam, in the same spot everytime. Finally, Battra's exoskeleton begins to break and Fire Rodan's heat beam hits the Black Mothra's insides. Battra shreeks in pain and runs over to tag in Jiger, but Fire Rodan dive bombs him and blasts him into the opposite corner, in which Junior is standing! Junior holds Battra down as Fire Rodan rakes his claws against Battra's open wound. Jiger tries to interfear, but the Super X3 holds him back. While the Super X3 is distracted, Mechani-Kong suddenly runs down with Jim Donnelson inside and attacks Godzilla Junior by grabbing him tail and slamming him to the ground. Fire Rodan tries to help, but Battra hits him with his prism beam and he is knocked flat. Mechani-Kong moves into inflict more damage to Godzilla Junior, but is suddenly sent sprawling head over heels. When the dust settles... Minilla is beating the crap out of Mechani-Kong! Mechani-Kong is out of comission and the Super X3 turns around just in time to see Battra pin Fire Rodan. 1... Fire Rodan kicks out and rolls Battra into a ball for the pin. 1... 2... 3...
Your winners by pinfall... Godzilla Junior & Fire Rodan!
Vinny: Junior and Fire Rodan or the "Brothers" continue their winning streak! Hey, Battra is beating on Jiger, probably for not helping out during the match.
Rick: Minilla saved them from Mechani-Kong, he's a lot tougher than we thought, but now Jim will be after him too.
Vinny: Jim is trying to get at Godzilla anyway he can, but so far hasn't had any success
Rick: Ya, but now Baragon is gonna put his title on the line!
BARAGON vs. KING GHIDORAH
Baragon and King Ghidorah enter the ring and stare at each other. King Ghidorah attacks first with his anti-gravity beam, but Baragon tunnels underground and escapes the beams. King Ghidorah looks for Baragon, but can't find him. As the dust clears, King Ghidorah spies the tunnel in which Baragon escaped. King Ghidorah begins jumping up and down on the ground, and suddenly the ground under King Ghidorah caves in and a loud, muffled roar is heard. Suddenly, Baragon's flame ray cuts through the earth and blasts King Ghidorah in the gut. King Ghidorah falls back and Baragon instantly jumps on top of him. Baragon claws and jabs King Ghidorah with his horn. King Ghidorah's golden blood sprays as Baragon's attack continues. King Ghidorah's left and right heads suddenly strike like lightning and grab a hold of Baragon's arms. Baragon roars in anger/pain and struggles to free himself. King Ghidorah's middle head wraps around Baragon's neck and begins to choke him out in the same move he used against Godzilla in 1991. Baragon continues to struggle, but hit punches begin to slow and eventually Baragon's movements almost stop completely and he decides to tap out.
Your winner by submission and new Monster Island Champion... King Ghidorah!
Rick: King Ghidorah gets the gold, but Baragon put up a great effort!
Vinny: This is a night of new champions, and there's still 5 matches left!
Rick: Next up it's Oruga vs. SpaceGodzilla
Vinny: Let's see if Oruga can end this slump he's in!
ORUGA vs. SPACEGODZILLA
Both Oruga and SpaceGodzilla fly down to the ring and land. Oruga looks at SpaceGodzilla and attacks with his plasma beam. SpaceGodzilla uses his reflector shield and sends the beam right back at Oruga, but Oruga dodges, leaps forward, and slashes SpaceGodzilla's chest, cutting it deeply. SpaceGodzilla growls angrily and blasts Oruga with his corona beam. Oruga staggers backwards and falls into a building. SpaceGodzilla preses his attack and continues to fire his corona beam into the dust. Oruga suddenly springs from the dust cloud and bites down on SpaceGodzilla's arm. SpaceGodzilla roars in pain and starts to lift Oruga with his telekinesis, but Oruga holds onto SpaceGodzilla's arm and sinks his teeth in deeper. SpaceGodzilla tries harder to lift him, but the pain is to great and drops Oruga. Oruga lets go of SpaceGodzilla's arm and blasts him in the face with his plasma beam. SpaceGodzilla goes down and Oruga goes for the pin. 1... 2... 3...
Your winner by pinfall... Oruga!
Vinny: Oruga finally ends his losing streak!
Rick: Well it's about time, but now it's time for the triple threat match that pits the G-Pack against each other. This match will be refereed by MechaGodzilla 1993
RODAN vs. ANGUIRUS vs. GOROSAURUS
Anguirus enters the ring first, followed by a stumbling Rodan and Gorosaurus. MechaGodzilla signals to start the match and Anguirus starts pounding the crap out of Rodan and Gorosaurus. Anguirus backward slams them several times and rips into Rodan's wing mercilessly! He then slams Gorosaurus with his tail and goes for the cover. MechaGodzilla seems to be startled, but makes the count. 1... 2... 3...
Your winner by pinfall... Anguirus!
Vinny: Anguirus defeats his friends!
Rick: Hey wait, Rodan and Gorosaurus are coming down to the ring. What's going on!?
Vinny: Anguirus is tearing off the costume on the fake Gorosaurus and Rodan to reviel... Gyaos and what seems to be a giant Tyrannosaurus Rex from Faruo Island, the home of Kong!
Rick: Rodan, Gorosaurus, and Anguirus are laughing like crazy and take off backstage. Jim is irate and screaming like crazy at the 3 kaiju!
Vinny: Clever kaiju, but now it's time for their friend to put their titles on the line!
GODZILLA & GAMERA vs. DEATH GHIDORAH & BIOLLANTE
Godzilla and Gamera enter the ring as the referee, MechaGodzilla, stands and glares at them. Godzilla and Gamera eye the robot as Death Ghidorah and Biollante run down to the ring. Gamera and Biollante will start off this match. Gamera takes to the air and Biollante sends her tentacles after him. Gamera destroys the tentacles with his plasma balls and suddenly stops using his jet perpulsion and drops towards the ground. Biollante tries to move, but can't and Gamera hits her in the head with a modified senton bomb! Biollante is out cold, but one of her tentacles manages to get to Death Ghidorah and tags him in. Gamera tags in Godzilla and suddenly the fight turns very vicious. Godzilla charges Death Ghidorah and is met with 3 sets of snapping jaws. Godzilla rips and tears at Death Ghidorah's flesh with his teeth and claws as Death Ghidorah's head bite his arms and legs. Finally, Godzilla is fed up with this and unleashes his nuclear pulse, which sends Death Ghidorah flying into the opposite corner. Death Ghidorah slowly gets to his feet and fires his flame at Godzilla. Godzilla takes the hit head on, but is immune to fire and retaliates with his radioactive heat ray and Death Ghidorah goes down for good. Godzilla goes for the cover, but MechaGodzilla won't count. Godzilla gets in MechaGodzilla's face and goes for the pin once more. This time, MechaGodzilla prepares to fire his mega-buster ray into Godzilla's back, but suddenly a new kaiju runs down to the ring and slams full force into MechaGodzilla, you can barely see him he's moving so fast. MechaGodzilla is down and Gamera begins stomping on him as the new kaiju counts the pin. 1... 2... 3...
Your winners by pinfall and still, KWF Tag-Team Champions... Godzilla & Gamera!
Vinny: Godzilla and Gamera win yet again, thanks to the new kaiju, Magano!
Rick: Jim is irate and is kicking the wreckage of MechaGodzilla... wait, Jim is getting on his microphone...
Jim: Alright Magano! Since you like interfearing with my plans, you just worked your way into a match against Bagan now! Enjoy your debut day while you still can!
MAGANO vs. BAGAN
Magano stands completely still and awaits Bagan's arrival. Finally, Bagan emerges out of the sky and begins firing his heat beam at Magano. Magano dodges the beam and takes off into the sky. Magano shoots upwards and rams Bagan in the gut. Bagan roars and plummets towards earth. Just before Bagan hits the ground, Magano flys down and gives him one last kick to increase the impact on the ground. Bagan hits the ground with incredible impact and Magano fires his lava ray at Bagan. Bagan is suddenly covered with molten lava and seems to be unconsious. Magano goes for the pin. 1... 2... 3...
Your winner by total blowout... Magano!
Vinny: Magano beats Bagan in record time!
Rick: Wow, look at Jim... he's turned all red and... he's passed out!
Vinny: Wait, Godzilla, Gamera, the G-Pack, Godzilla Junior, Fire Rodan, Magano, and Minilla have stopped and Godzilla has the microphone... let's go to the Cosmos
Cosmos: Godzilla says that Jim might as well give up, he can never defeat the King of the Monsters, the Guardian of the Universe, and their allies!
Rick: Wow, anyway, time for the KWF Championship match!
VARAN vs. IRYS vs. JET JAGUAR
Varan and Jet Jaguar enter the ring and shake hands to show respect to one another. Then Irys flys down to the ring and stares at the 2 kaiju. Varan takes to the skys and Irys, distracted, prepares to take off after him, but is speared by Jet Jaguar! Jet begins pounding on Irys and delivers some karate chops to the head, but Irys manages to use his one of his tentacles to wrap around Jet Jaguar's waist and toss him to the side. Irys regains his footing, but is instantly attacked by Varan. Varan and Irys claw as each other and Irys manages to stab Varan's arm with his blade. Varan roars in pain, goes down on all fours, and spins around, using his tail spines to cut deeply into the thigh of Irys. Irys lets out a loud moan and fires his tentacle-spear beams at Varan, striking him again and again. Varan takes to the skys to escape, but is quickly followed by Irys, who is followed by Jet Jaguar. Irys continues to fire his beams at Varan, but is hit from behind by Jet Jaguar, which distracts Irys long enough for Varan to land a flying kick to Irys and the tentacled kaiju falls to the ground with a loud bang. Jet Jaguar and Varan fly down and begin to pummel Irys mercilessly, but Irys once again manages to wrap his tentacles around both Jet Jaguar and Varan and throw them out of the ring. Irys follows as the Super X2 begins the count out. Irys, Varan, and Jet Jaguar battle further and further away from the ring and eventually into downtown Tokyo. Explosions are heard and a huge ball of fire erupts from the city and the count ends.
This match results in a Triple Count Out, Varan is still KWF Champion!
Vinny: Varan retains his title once again!
Rick: Varan, Irys, and Jet Jaguar are still battling, Tokyo is doomed again!
Vinny: Ya, but that's all for tonight, we'll see you next month at Inferno!
Rick: No matches have been schedualed at this point, but we do know Godzilla and Gamera will once again put their titles on the line and Manda will face another kaiju for the Infant Island Championship!
Vinny: Goodnight!