A/N: Another Chapter! DISCLAIMER, I don't own anything, just the ideas of this story! WARNING HIGH LEVEL OF ANNOYANCE IN THIS CHAPTER! READ WITH YOUR RISK OF DRIVING YOURSELF INSANE!

Chapter 9

The 1000 Errands

Last time…

"No, need for thanks, we should go I bet everyone is worried about us." I told him.

"And Maka…" He said, I nodded at him. "Nice panties." He said, and then I blushed and saw my dress which was ripped off. I blushed like mad.

"Pervert!" I said, slamming a book against his skull. And then it stopped to rain.

After paying all the repairs of everything and buying new clothes, we continued our journey, someone had told us that someone who knew about everything, but there were two problems, the first one it was that he lived far up in the mountain and the second one he didn't mentioned it, instead he did a weird face.

So, we decided to look for this person.

"My godly self can't understand how someone can live so high in the mountain!" Black Star screamed.

"Shut up!" Everyone yelled back at him, even Tsubaki. We were exhausted from just climbing this mountain and we weren't in the best of the moods to hear his 'godliness'.

Soul then started to walk next to me. After my fight with Soul, he and I were closer. But, also something that I noticed is that I get really nervous when he's close to me. I feel like my heart starts to beat faster and my face gets hot.

"I think we should take a break." Soul told me. I only nodded and then he went to tell the others about the break.

I still don't understand why when I'm with Soul it makes me nervous. I mean, we aren't mad or anything, so there shouldn't be any reason that I get nervous about that. But, I mean there still isn't any other reason for me to be mad with him. So, why I'm nervous? I guess only god knows.

I then sat on a nearby rock and lay. I then started to look at the sky. Today the sky was clear. I was starting to look at the clouds and then I found two strange shaped clouds.

"Patty! Black Star!" I called.

"Why did you summon my godly presence?" Black Star said with his arrogant tone, but I decided to ignore it this time.

"What Maka-Chan?" Patty asked in her childish tone.

"I just wanted to tell you that look at those two clouds." I said pointing them, one of them was shaped like a giraffe while the other was like a star. "Those clouds make me remember you guys."

"Giraffe! Look how cool it's!" Patty said, happy. "Pretty Giraffe!"

"The star is way better than your giraffe!" Black Star said. "I mean look at it!"

"No way, the giraffe is better than your star!" Patty said. I guess I shouldn't have to tell them that. I sighed. I continued to look at the sky.

After some minutes, someone tossed me a cup with water and I cached it, I looked at who threw it and met with red-eyes.

"Thought you'll be thirsty, after all we walked a lot." I blushed a little, he looked hot. He only had a white shit one and it was all wet.

"Yeah, thanks." I mumbled. Then I started to drink. I tried not to look at him, but I couldn't resist seeing him.

Why do I want to see him? Why does my heart race each time he's close? Why I blush when I see him? Why do I think he looks hot? Why I'm thinking all these thought?

"AH!" I screamed, and then, collapsed in the floor again.

"Something happens?" Soul asked.

"Nothing." I told him.

"Whatever." He said in his 'cool' and uninterested tone, which made me blush. I can't understand how simple things like that can make me blush so much.

"We should be going." Soul said, lifting himself up.

I did the same and we continue to walk. After a while of the same thoughts racing over my head, again and again. We found a cave. It looked cold, really cold. Also, it was very humid.

We started walking; the floor was covered with water and mud, so we lifted up our pants and dresses to knee length to don't get them that dirty. Also, there were some drops falling above us.

After a while, walking like that, there was something sparkling was flying over to us. We all stopped. We then looked closely and found it was a fairy.

"Is someone at the end of this cave?" I asked. Then, said fairy did a strange face, like if she just saw…

NO WAY! Don't tell me where going to meet the holy sword! No please, shinigami lord! Forgive us!

"What the matter Maka?" Soul asked, by the looks of it, no one knew with who we were going to cross paths with.

"We're going to meet him…" I told Soul very worried, walking in circles.

"Who?" Soul said, chasing me.

"HE!" I said unable to pronounce his name. I was walking in circles and after a while, we had arrived to where he was. I had walked where HE was.

"NO PLEASE SHINIGAMI LORD! LET'S LIVE!" I said, begging to the sky. There was a whole, which illuminated the sword.

"Maka, relax." Soul said.

"OH NO!" Kid screamed, and then we both started to pray together.

"What's up with them?" Soul asked he was looking at us weirdly.

"No idea, they look bad." Liz said.

"WE'LL PRAISE YOU, BUT PLEASE FORGIVE OUR LIVES!" Kid and I begged.

"I don't think bad could describe really how they're acting." Soul said.

"No need to worry! I'll save you from all your sins!" Black Star screamed, not nothing what was happening.

"Please forgive us!" Kid and I continued.

"Maka, Kid relax, nothing bad is happening." Tsubaki said, trying to calm us down.

"SHINIGAMI! FORGIVE US!" We both said.

"I still have a lot to live!" I said.

"Me too!" Kid continued.

"This is bad." Soul, Liz and Tsubaki said.

"HAHAHA They're crying!" Black Star and Patty said.

"FOOLS!" Someone screamed.

"OH NO! FORGIVE US!" Kid and I screamed.

"What are they talking abo-" Soul said, but was interrupted.

"Fool!" A white thing said. Then, he had a light green touching with blue hat. Also a shirt with the same color. He was pointing with a crane at Soul.

"What are y- Soul said.

"Fool! My story started in the 12th century!" Excalibur said.

"Forgive us shinigami!" Kid and I screamed. I guess we were the only ones aware about him. Well, I heard rumors about him. People driving themselves insane, by someone who claimed to call himself 'Excalibur?' There were towns driven mad because of him.

"What are you-"Black Star said, but he was also interrupted.

"FOOL! I still haven't given you permission to talk!" Excalibur said, pointing know his crane to Black Star.

"Let me ta-"Black Star tried to talk again.

"FOOL! What is your favorite number from one to twelve?" Excalibur said.

"Well it's one, because I'm number one, but wh-" Black Star said, but he was interrupted again and hit by Excalibur's crane.

"Fool! It's twelve, because my story began in the twelve century!" Excalibur exclaimed.

"But you asked me-"He tried again.

"My Story begins in the twelve century. My mornings started with a cup of coffee with cream." Excalibur started.

"PLEASE NO!" I and Kid covered our ears.

"What does this has to-"Soul said, but was hit with the baton.

"Fool! I haven't finished my story!" He said.

"Bu-"Patty tried, but also was interrupted and hit by the baton.

"Fools!" He said.

Kid and I ran outside the cave. "That was close." I said panting.

"We have to pray for the others to come out alive and sane." Kid said.

We sat nearby the cave and after fifteen minutes everyone was out of the cave.

"I have never experienced something like that." Liz said.

"He's the definition in the dictionary of 'Not Cool'." Soul said.

"That presence was so ungodly." Black Star said.

"I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight." Patty said.

"I know think Black Star isn't annoying." Said Tsubaki.

"OH! Thanks Shinigami Lord for saving these precious lives!" Kid and I exclaimed.

"I understand why you were like that." Soul said.

"But, we have to ask the information about Medusa." I said. "I think we have to enter again tomorrow."

Everyone made faces. "I know it isn't the best thing in the world, but we have to do it. We need the information." I said. Everyone nodded.

We then entered the cave again today. And we meet him, again like yesterday.

"FOOLS! For what did you come today?" Excalibur asked.

"We came, because we have to ask you a question." Kid said, trying to keep his calm.

"FOOLS! I'll not answer any question of yours!" Excalibur said.

"But, Excalibur, we need your help!" I said, surprisingly without fear. But, I then realized, I can't fear him. I need to know where Medusa is!

"FOOL! Why would I want to answer your questions?" Excalibur asked.

"Please, I need your help." I told him.

"Well, I could answer it, with one condition…" He said. "You have to accomplish some of my 1000 errands for one day."

Oh No! That was probably your death if Excalibur said that! Accomplish the 1000 errands wasn't a child's play. I heard people who had died because of this. Only people with great will power could withstand this. But, I think I didn't have any option.

"I accept." I said, with worry.

"Maka, are you sure, you and I know how harsh is this." Kid told me.

"It's, but I have to do it." I told him

"So know we shall commence!"

After one hour of preparing his meal with ingredients good enough for him. It was now time for a walk with him.

"…So I told him that it was good, but it really wasn't. He had put bad the amount of cream for mi coffee. It was a shame, the brand was so good, but the cream sucked…" Wow, if you were wondering what he was talking about I had no idea. I was putting more attention in the floor to be three steps behind him, than this conversation.

"….The day was beautiful, but it was a shame, that the coffee just made everything go bad. I haven't seen him since forever. I'm wondering what happened to him…." Oh, I almost forget, he was also telling me his 5 hour story telling party at the same time. Lucky of me, right?

"… There was another person, that had excellent cream for the coffee, but the coffee sucked. I should have asked the other one with good coffee where he had bought it. Probably it would have tasted perfect together…." The things I do for vengeance…

After our five hour walks and storytelling party, we arrived again to the cave.

"Know it's time for you to prepare my birth day party." He said.

I then, brought cake and everything apt for a birth day for him.

"Mm…" He said, eating my cake. "This cake remembers me of someone. It's almost like it's the same recipe." He said, and then he remembers the person, what a bad thing. "Oh! I remember her, Maria, she was such a pretty lady, and she came here from time to time to see me…" Please, someone kill me.

After another Story Telling Party, it was time for guess what? Another story telling party! I think I'm the luckiest person in the world.

After that torture, the day had finished. After that, I felled a sleep, when Excalibur said it was a good enough hour to go to sleep.

The next day, I woke up with someone pocking my cheek.

"Oh My God! She's alive!" A blue haired person screamed. I only sighed; it had to be Black Star.

"Yeah, I'm alive." I said, lifting up, my almost dead body from the floor.

"This is a miracle!" Liz exclaimed.

"OH! Maka-Chan I thought that you were going to die!" Tsubaki said, crying on me.

"I'm not going to die, that easy." I said.

"Thanks Kami-Sama for letting her live!" Kid and Soul prayed.

"Geez, you really thought I was going to die." I said. "Know that I remember I had to ask Excalibur my question." I said. Then, all of them were with frightened faces. "Don't worry this can't take that much." I said.

Then, smock appeared and said person appeared. "FOOLS! Why did you called?" Excalibur said.

"Well, I'm going to ask you a question." I said. He nodded. "Tell me where Medusa is." I said.

"I don't know."

"What?" Everyone screamed.

Next time…

"If you know what's good for you I'll recommend you to help me."

A/N: Cliffhanger! LOL! OMG I'm so TIRED! Yesterday I clean, cook, clean, cook, clean, cook... A LOT! We had a dinner of 16 people! So, we cook and clean a lot! And just me and my mom were helping to do it! So today I woke up almost at 11! LOL! I can tell U, one of these days I'm going to hibernate!

Well, then, see U in the next Update! PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! Tell me about what I should improve or what do U like about the story!