(A/N: Here is the MST chapter! Sorry I took so long! Also, thanks to Ninghui465 for the suggesting that I use the Natsume angst paragraph! Also, italicized text indicates the text is from a chapter I've already written, Mikan and Hotaru's MSTing/Sporking is in bold and Normal Text is for any new non-MST content.)

Chapter 10: Gakuen Fanfic Theatre Sporking 2010 (GAFTS 2K10)

As you all know, Mikan and Hotaru got hit by the MST/Sporking ray, so they started MSTing/Sporking the story that they were in.

Hotaru: Geez, can't the author just decide to pick between using either "MST" or "Sporking"? And does the author have to state the obvious! Most people reading this chapter would've already read chapters 1-9!

Mikan: What's wrong with that? I state the obvious all the time!

"You see, Hotaru-chan, I will press the red button, because I know that you are so smart that you would probably make the red button a decoy, since people are always tempted to press the red button, and the actual button that turns the Plot Device on, or does something bad is the green button, like the one over there," Mikan points to a green button on the machine. "So I will press the red button."

Hotaru: Mikan is being really OOC! She isn't that smart!

Mikan: Hey!

"Well, yes," responded Yuu, "But Gakuen Alice is a manga by Tachibana Higuchi which is about some kids with special powers in a special school having a special adventure. It reminds me of this place, actually. But the point is, these 'X-men' have stolen Tachibana-san's idea! I need to meet them! And SUE THEM!"

Mikan: X-men is actually older than Gakuen Alice. It was created a long, long, long, long, long time ago, when my Grandpa was a boy and rode his dinosaur to school.

Hotaru: And Gakuen Alice was created in 2003.

Mikan: But that's only seven years ago! How can I be ten right now, then?

"What's wrong with Fruits Basket?" retorted Ruka defensively, "It's a beautiful, well-written, enchanting manga. Besides, Tohru Honda, with her kind and persistent personality reminds me of my Mikan... I mean Mikan!"

Mikan: I didn't know Ruka was in love with me!

Hotaru: (facepalms)

(A/N: ... Apparently, the last time I checked, there are no Gakuen Alice/X-men crossovers on .)

Hotaru: I think there actually is one now.

Mikan: Ooooh! Can we spork that, too?

"My life is so miserable," thought Natsume, "Despite the fact that I am the most gorgeous kid in my whole class, with my ruby-coloured orbs and shining midnight hair, as well as being a so-called genius despite the fact I never, ever do my homework or study. My alice is one of the best and most powerful, even if that means I am locked up in the horrid Alice Academy.

Hotaru: And even if that means people write horrible fanfiction about me where I'm incredibly OOC!

I have my own fangirl club, and a higher star-ranking that that nerd Yuu Tobita, but yet I am still not happy. Why? Why? Because, of my undying love for the beauteous Mikan Sakura. With her irises of chocolate and her hair of honey-brown, her kind and caring personality, and her polka-dot underwear. But alas, she doesn't love me. She is oblivous to how I feel!"

Mikan: Natsume is in love with me, too! EWWW!

Hotaru: One million NatsuMikan fangirls died right there.

"Forget about those two, Natsume," said Mikan, "Look, I know how you hate alice academy, but look at it this way. There are poor children in Africa who can't get an education. You should be grateful! Shame on you!"

Mikan: All the rich children in Africa wonder why nobody ever mentions them in any fanfics or works of literature.

Hotaru: How would you know that they're not mentioned if you never even read any books?

"Are you just using this as an opportunity to insult me, Hotaru-chan?" asked Mikan. Then she mumbled more quietly, "Sometimes I wonder why we're even friends."

"Well, you once said something about how underneath my stoic and slightly cruel exterior, I'm a kind and caring person." Hotaru pointed out, answering Mikan's rhetorical question.

Hotaru: I'm not actually a kind and caring person, just so you know.

Mikan: Sometimes I wonder why we're even friends.

Hotaru: Well, you once said...

Mikan: But you just said.. never mind.

Mikan's Grandfather sighed. "But the only comics I've ever read are Superman, Batman, Spider-man, Peanuts, Naruto, Death Note, Calvin and Hobbes, Kuroshitsuji, Tokyo Mew Mew, Wonder Woman, For Better Or For Worse..."

(an incredibly long list of comics later)

"...Marmaduke, Watchmen, Fruits Basket, Mary Worth, Garfield, Pokemon, Sailor Moon, Ranma 1/2, Dragon Ball, The Incredible Hulk and my favourite, Rose of Versailles."

Mikan: Now I know what Grandpa buried beneath those rosebushes in our backyard.

Hotaru: Actually, I think we once dug up that place and found a dead baby.

Mikan: No dead baby jokes, Hotaru. This story is stupid enough already.

Hotaru: (whispering) Says the queen of stupidity.

"But, sir," whined Yuu, "You could just use your comic book knowledge to help me. Or at least help my friend Ruka, who really wants to meet Tohru Honda from Fruits Basket."

Hotaru: Who doesn't know that Tohru Honda is from Fruits Basket?

Mikan: How can a car fit in a basket of fruit?

Before anything else could happen that would move this story forward, three rays that were different colours hit Sumire. She was engulfed by a flashing sparkly light. "What the..." screamed Sumire, but then the tone of her voice changed before she could finish her sentence, "... Perm Power! Make Up!" When it died down, she came out... changed.

Hotaru: Maybe she should've shouted "Ta ta ta TAA! Permy Power!

"I've always been a magical girl! Or superhero as those peculiar Americans call it!" shouted Sumire "Permy" Ebony Spectrum McKenzy Persimmona Van Shouda, who was now wearing an absolutely gorgeous outfit that held a great resemblance to the Alice Academy Elementary Division Uniform. However, it the short skirt now was edged with eyelet lace and had multiple flouncy tiers, and the sleeves were short much poofier. She was wearing fingerless gloves bedazzled with gems and stiletto boots that also had gems. Sumire's elegant flowing forest-coloured hair was bedecked with ribbons and a tiara that was bedazzled with emeralds, which matched Sumire's emerald eyes. And she was wearing a bright red cape that looked a lot like Superman's.

Mikan: I wish I had an outfit like that! Tachibana Higuchi really needs to take costuming suggestions from this fanfic author!

Hotaru: We're supposed to be insulting this fanfic, Mikan.

"If you wrote down the giant rant she gave on paper, it probably would be a large text block, Mikan." said Hotaru.

Mikan: Hotaru was right about that!

"Why, Ruka-kun, why?" Natsume moaned, "Why are you planning to leave me here, in this wretched place? Do you not like me anymore? Have I failed you as a friend? What have I done wrong, Ruka-kun? What have I done? Are you jealous of my ruby orbs and shiny midnight black hair? Are you angry because I stole Mikan's heart away from you?" Tears ran down Natsume's alabaster cheeks as he fell to the ground and clutched onto Ruka's legs, "Dont' leave me, Ruka-kun. Don't leave me!"

"I don't want to leave you, silly!" Ruka assured the fallen Natsume in a cutesy voice, "I want you to escape Alice Academy with me! After all, you've always wanted to leave this place, right? When we leave here, we can do what we've always wanted to do, like reunite you with your sister and meet Tohru Honda. Also, BTW, you have not stolen Mikan-chan's heart away from me! I still have a chance with her!"

Mikan: Ewww, they're fighting over me!

Hotaru: One million RukaMikan fangirls at this moment. Than the NatsuMikan fangirls came back from the dead and died again.

"Oh, Koko!" cried Kitsuneme, falling into Koko's arms, "Why do people always think of me as just a clone of you? I'm more than that! For one, I have a different alice and my eyes are always shut! And my hair has a side part while yours has a centre part! Even though those are the only differences between us, people never recognize me for the unique induvidual I am. "

Mikan: That actually is sort of true.

Hotaru: Stop praising this author!

(A/N: Last month this fic got readers from The United states, The Phillipines, Canada, Germany, Indonesia, Finland, Qatar, Austrailia, Estonia, Singapore, Bangeladesh, Malaysia, Japan, Hong Kong, Jamaica, India, Norway, Portugal and Uganda. I hope I can get reviews from all those places, too!)

Mikan: The author misspelled "Bangladesh".

Hotaru: Not like you can spell it, either.

Mikan and Hotaru (yes, their names are always written in that order)

Mikan: That's surprisingly true in this fanfic.

Hotaru: Yes, we just spoke in that order.

"Ohayo, me a llama so you actually kawaii octopus, desu!" she shouted, "Hiihiiihiihiiihiiihiiihiii! Muons are pokemon, yo!"

Mikan: Also, it was afternoon when this scene happened. "Ohayo" means "Good morning".

Hotaru: A muon is actually a type of lepton, which is a type of subatomic particle.

Mikan and Hotaru walked away from Female!Naru as much as possible, both of them knowing, without even having to ask, that Naru was hit with the Gender Bender Ray and the MoeMoe ray.

Hotaru: It makes more sense that Naru is a girl, actually.

Mikan: But he shouln't be a Moe girl! That's scary!

"The Plot Device causes things to happen at points which it 'thinks' the plot of a story will 'benefit' the most from it, Mikan-chan." said Hotaru, who now only served as exposition,

Hotaru: That's not true!

While Mikan and Hotaru were having a fight about whether Citzen Kane counts as Pop Culture, Mr. Bear strutted onto the scene, where he expectedly got hit with a Horrible Fanfiction Ray.

A murderous expression slowly crept onto his fuzzy face, and he lifted up his axe as if he was ready to kill.

"MR. BEAR HAS BEEN IT BY THE PSYCHO SERIAL KILLER RAY!" screamed Mikan, and she and Hotaru ran out of the woulds as fast as the could.

Mr. Bear sat down on a tree stump, took out a box of lucky charms, opened it, then poured all the cereal into his mouth as fast as he could.

Hotaru: It was actually the incredibly lame pun ray.

Mikan: See, your only purpose in the story IS to serve as exposition.

Hotaru facepalmed.

Hotaru: (facepalms) How many times do I facepalm in this story?

Mikan: Well since you just did one now that adds up too...

Hotaru: How many times to I have to explain sarcasm to you?

Mikan: Twenty-three.

Mikan and Hotaru, who were arguing so loudly, didn't hear him. They didn't hear him when he got hit by the Meme Ray. They didn't hear him when he shouted "THIS! IS! FUKUTAN!" And they didn't hear him when he ran off and started singing that famous Rick Astley song called "Never Gonna Give You Up".

Mikan: The author forgot about Lolcats! And The Caramelldansen! And Charlie The Unicorn! And Philosoraptor! And Bert Is Evil! And The Annoying Orange! And...

Hotaru: And this fanfic! Maybe.

Let's go back to Pengy and (Dr.) (Dr.) Persona(schmirtz)(schmirtz), since Mikan and Hotaru already had enough screen time.

Mikan and Hotaru: Hey!

Pengy had miraculously come back to life, was wearing his awesome fedora had

Mikan: Yay!

and was tied up by (Dr.) Persona(schmirtz).

Mikan: Aw, come on.

(Dr.) Persona(schmirtz) yelled "Mwa ha ha ha!"

Hotaru: Again?

"I will now unveil my new invention! The Plot Device destroyinator!" which was a funny looking machine with some buttons and levers and stuff on it.

Mikan: For once no purple prose.

So (Dr.) Persona(schmirtz) pressed the button on it, and a ray shot out of it and destroyed the Plot Device.

Hotaru: Why are we still stuck MSTing...

Hotaru and Mikan suddenly stopped MSTing/Sporking this fanfic. It seemed that all the effects of The Plot Device had been reversed.

"What a lame deus ex machina!" screamed Hotaru angrily.

"I know!" agreed Mikan "We didn't even get to save the day!"

The two of them pondered their adventure briefly, than Mikan asked,

"So, Hotaru-chan? Why did the effects of The Plot Device reverse themselves?"

"Well," answered Hotaru, "It is a Plot Device, after all, so reversing the effect of the rays in the name of the plot was sort of its last sacrifical act. "

"How splendid!" said Mikan.

Then, the two friends walked into the sunset, despite the fact they were indoors.

The End... or is it?

(A/N: I'll probably write an epilogue, don't worry! Now this is offically my longest chapter! Well, maybe it doesn't count since most of the text was reused from other chapters. Also, once again, as obnoxious as this may be, please review!)