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"My innocence?" Tony asked in disbelief, "What the hell are you talking about?".
Loki tilted his head to the side, "What am I talking about? Think really hard Tony. I'm sure you'll get it".
Tony sat there for several moments, pounding over what the God said.
'Innocence...it's not like I'm a virgin or anything' Tony thought. He suddenly froze.
"Oh hell no! You didn't mean what I think you did...right?" Tony's stared at him in horror.
Loki smirked, "Yes my dear".
Tony's face went blank, "Make some wine or rum appear. I am way to sober for this conversation".
A glass of wine appeared in Loki's and he held it towards Tony, "Here you go darling".
Tony snatched it off him and quickly drunk it down, "That's wonderful...now I have no idea what you mean by my innocence. I've had sex with so many women it's ridiculous". Wine suddenly appeared in the empty glass and Tony took another sip.
'A glass that will never run out of wine...I like it' Tony thought.
"But didn't you just say you did?" Loki raised an eyebrow.
"I lied," Tony answered as he took another sip of wine.
"Tell me pet," Loki crossed his legs and placed an arm over the back of the couch, "Have you ever had anal sex?".
Tony started chocked on the wine he was drinking and started coughing harshly before he finally managed to say, "What?".
"Anal sex," Loki repeated, "You know how it works my sweet pet. When a man puts his-".
"I know what it is!" Tony quickly cut him off, "Damn I'm not drunk enough for this conversation".
"That is the innocence I want," Loki waved his hand and the glass disappeared from Tony's hand, "And I would very much like you sober for the rest of the conversation".
"Oh crap," Tony cursed.
"Come here my dear...and sit next to me," Loki motioned for him to come forward. Tony suddenly flew across the couch and landed next to Loki.
Loki placed a hand on Tony's lap, "Well, do we have a deal? In exchange for your innocence, I'll tell you everything about me".
"On second thought," Tony removed his hand, "I'm not that desperate to know. I'll just Google you some more and find another way to find out if it's true or not".
Loki sighed, "Pity".
The two sat in silence for a few more minutes before Loki suddenly said, "You know, I could have sex with you regardless of whether you wanted to or not".
Tony froze before he slowly turned to the God, "I'm very well aware of that".
Loki smirked, "I'm glad because I'm going to wait until you come to me. Just imagine how rewarding it will be when you beg me to take you".
"Never gonna happen," Tony quickly retorted.
"We'll see. I am quite the charmer," Loki stroked Tony's face, "And I am a very patient man".
"I feel like pizza tonight," Tony suddenly announced.
Loki, who had been playing around with some of Tony's creations on the couch, stopped what he was doing and looked at him, "Pizza? What is this pizza you're talking about?".
"You've never had-oh that's right. God from another world," Tony sighed, "Oh poor Boney. That's it. You'll have some pizza with me". He pulled out his mobile and dialled a number.
"Hello Domino's Pizza how can I help you?" the operator, who sounded like a teenage boy, asked.
"Yes can I order one large Meat Lovers and...," Tony putted his mobile away from his ear and turned to Loki, "What do you want Boney?".
"I do not know what this Domino's Pizza is. Get something worthy of a God," Loki replied as he waved his hand and all the machines he was messing around with flew up into the air and placed themselves on the coffee table.
Tony stared at him as he placed the mobile back to his ear, "And one large Hawaiian". While Tony finished ordering the pizza, Loki laid down on the longue and stretched himself out like a cat before he closed his eyes. As much as he hated to admit, humans were very, very good at creating comfortable furniture and endless entertainment.
"Damn," Tony sighed in annoyance.
"What," Loki asked without opening his eyes.
"Due to some accident or something, they can't deliver the pizza...and no one else can get it," Tony groaned, "Damn Pepper for telling all the workers not to answer my calls after 5".
"Ah the woman with the orange hair," Loki smirked, "So she told your workers not to come to your calling. How interesting. This woman has much power".
"Yeah...but she does what she thinks is best for the company...and me," Tony picked up a jacket that was hanging over the back of a nearby chair, "Anyway, I need to go pick up the pizza so I'll be back in 20 minutes".
"Don't take too long pet".
"Unbelievable," Tony muttered to himself as he walked back to the apartment, "I should personally hire a guy to do things after hours for me. I swear as long as I live I am never going to get my pizzas myself".
The temperature had rapidly decreased and Tony regretted only wearing one jacket. He breathed out once more and saw frost appear, "Geez. By the time I get back I'll be lucky if the pizzas aren't frozen".
Tony picked up the pace before he pulled out his mobile, "JARVIS, show me the quickest way home".
"Certainly sir," JARVIS replied as a map appeared on his mobile screen, "The fastest route home has been highlighted".
"Thank you," Tony smirked as he changed his direction to follow the course. He walked for a few more minutes before he came across an alleyway.
"Really. An alleyway. Isn't this where all the bad stuff happens in the movies," Tony groaned in disbelief, "Screw it. I'm cold. Alleyway it is". He walked through the alleyway without any problems and was a block away from his house when a hooded man stepped in front of him.
"Mr Stark," the man said.
"Yes but unfortunately it's bloody cold and I want to get back to my heated apartment so you'll have to book an appointment," Tony side stepped around the man and continued walking.
"Mr Stark," the man called out.
Tony sighed before he turned around, "Like I said, call up my secretary tomorrow and book an appointment". The man suddenly pulled out a gun and pointed at Tony's chest.
"I don't have time for an appointment sir," the man mocked before he fired a shot.
The bullet hit the centre of his arc reactor and Tony smirked, "Sorry to disappoint but this is custom made glass. A simple bullet can't break it".
"Well it's good it's not a simple bullet then," the man smirked.
Tony's eyebrows frowned in confusion before widening in surprise when he heard the sound of glass breaking.
"What the?" he asked in bewilderment as he pulled his jacket and shirt open. The bullet was suck in the centre of the arc reactor and the glass was completely shattered. Blue liquid started leaking out through the cracked glass and Tony gasped in pain as he felt the arc reactor powering down. He felt his heart start pumping faster as shrapnel started entering it. The man turned around and ran away as Tony collapsed onto the sidewalk. Tony felt his heart gradually start slowing down and he felt his body shutting down as well. But the pain he was in was so bad that he thought it would make him pass out before he actually died.
"Crap," Tony hissed in pain, "I am so...never getting pizza...again".
Tony could feel his heart being destroyed by the shrapnel and he could feel himself on the verge of death.
He groaned in pain, "Damn".
He managed to roll onto his back and stared into the night sky, "I am so...going on holiday...after this".
Tony felt his eyes grow heavy and they slowly rolled to the back of his head before he finally passed out due to the pain.
I know the chapter is really short but it was an important build up to the next chapter...and please don't kill me for leaving it there!
As I mentioned before, this story will be update at least twice a week (not sure which days)...but I will update more if I have time but you can grantee that there will be two updates.
Chapter Inspiration: In Love With a Killer - [Tony/Loki] by DisneyOverdose
Ironfrost Question: Which pizza best suits Loki and Tony?