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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon Action, there was nothing but terror. The contestants had to first keep their cool while there competitors tried to scare them. While the Rampardos and Lucarios had the other competitors scare them, the Slakings had a real terror…Krack (a.k.a. Krissy). At the second challenge, they had to survive a killer that was kidnapping everyone. In the end, it was Krack who was sent packing from the Rampardos. Will the Rampardos stop losing? Will the other teams stop winning? Will Swift and Sapphire be found out? Find out right now, on Total…Pokemon…Action!
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Sapphire wasn't feeling too well after the last was vomiting, had mood swings, and began getting bizarre cravings. Some of the girls were suspicious of her.
"Sapphire are you alright?" asked Cramad.
"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?" asked Sapphire happily.
"It's nothing, we just think that something's wrong, I mean you have been acting weird lately", said Solis.
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!" yelled Sapphire angrily.
"See, you're doing it again", said Sally.
"I'm sorry", said Sapphire tearing up.
All of the girls looked at each other uneasily.
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Reta: Okay, I seriously think something's wrong with Sapphire, she's puking, having mood swings, and have weird cravings. The only time that happens is when you're…Oh my Arceus
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"Alright Mason, we got rid of 'Krissy', so now we can get rid of the other losers", said Draco.
"Good, and I have a list of who needs to go in order, and Phill is at the top", said Mason deviously.
"So, what's the order?" asked Draco.
"Well, Phill is at the top, then it's Vina, because she's too smart for her own good; Frosty, because he's not doing much of anything; Marion, because she's nice…and I hate that; Morgan, because I don't like her; and Anthony because he's a douche", said Mason.
"That's actually what I was think of, too", said Draco.
"Great, now let's get going", said Mason as he and Draco walked back to their trailer.
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"Alright, I made a list for you two so you girls can easily get rid of them", said Alon as he handed Vile a list.
Vile read the list downwards:
Lassie
Sapphire
Ivory
Cramad
Reta
Aura
Smash
Solis
Sabrina
Shine
Luna
Sola
Vixen
Sally
Marie
Clash
Summer
Carman
"Why is Carman at the bottom?" asked Vile angrily.
"She'll be gone when we're in the merge", said Aldon.
"Well, then I guess that's okay", said Vile.
"What do you guy thin-" started Aldon before noticing that Nero and Hope weren't beside them.
"Let me guess", said Aldon as Vile pointed to an alleyway
"This is just getting old", said Aldon.
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"I swear, if we lose again, I will beat the crap out of somebody", said Skore angrily.
"Oh no, he's in the mood", whispered Anthony to Fez.
"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M IN A MOOD!" yelled Skore making Anthony flinch.
Mason and Draco came back to the team soon after that outburst.
"Where were you two?" asked Piff.
"Nowhere, we were just walking around the film lot seeing what other places are here", said Draco.
"Oh, well whatever", said Piff.
"CONTESTANTS! IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT CHALLENGE!"
"Great, I guess we're about to lose again", said Skore gloomy all of a sudden.
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"Hello contestants", said Mew with a smile on his face.
"What's with the creepy smile?" asked Dhaunt.
"We have a new contestant joining the game", said Victini.
"WHAT!?" yelled the others.
"Yes, please welcome Farra", said Mew as a Girafarig eagerly ran up to the group.
"Hi, guys, I can believe I'm on Total Drama!" yelled Farra as she walked over to Striker, "Hi there Striker."
"Um…uh", stuttered Striker.
"How did she get in?" asked Rapid.
"Well, she kept sending us fan mail for Striker, and then told us that if we didn't let her join, she'd kill us with bombs", explained Mew.
"Like Darkrai and Kavi trying to kill us was enough", said Victini folding his arms.
"Wait, so she's been me fan mail?" asked Striker afraid as Farra started nuzzling him.
"Yep"
"Ok, I don't get it; how is it that the person nobody notices has a stalker after them?" asked Draco.
"STALKER!?" yelled Striker.
"Yes, now Farra, since the Slakings are losing people all of the time, you can be on their team", said Victini.
"Yay, I can be with Strikey- Wikey", said Farra hugging Striker tight.
"Someone help me", whispered Striker begging.
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Farra: I am so happy to be here, I can't wait to have some fun with Striker.
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"Now for the challenge", said Mew, "the genre is the disaster movie."
"Oh no", said M.P.S.
"Yes, now onto the set!" yelled Victini.
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"Your first challenge is survive 3 natural disasters", said Mew.
"Okay, I'm getting tired of the deadly challenges", said Solis.
"Yeah, how am I supposed to get pregnant from Shade if I die?" asked Aura causing Shine to attack her.
"Cat fight", said Egridos smiling.
"Alright enough", said Victini using Psychic to break them up.
"Now, the first disaster you have to survive is an earthquake, now get to the platform", said Mew pointing to a huge platform.
The contestants all moved to the platform, some more warily than others mainly the electric, fire, rock, and steel types.
"And begin!" yelled Mew as he started the platform.
The platform started shaking violently, knocking many of the contestants off in an instant. After about 20 minutes only Striker, Farra, Jesse, and Kai were left on the platform.
"So, Striker after this challenge is over, what do you say we have some fun in the confessionals", whispered Farra seductively as she licked Striker's body, causing him to jump off in horror.
"NOOO!" yelled as he jumped on Ded's other shoulder as Skore was on the right one.
"Oh come on Striker", said Farra as she jumped off of the platform.
"The Lucarios get one point", said Mew as the Lucarios cheered.
"Time for the next disaster…a tornado, featuring guest star…Tornadus!" announced Victini as an ogre with a long tail on a cloud appeared.
"Whatever, I'm just only here because I owe you for taking the blame for the cotton candy explosion in the Hall of Origins", said Tornadus.
"Yeah, Arceus wouldn't get off of my ass about it until Giratina 'talked' to her and calmed her down", said Victini, "Now, contestants, get in this tube."
A huge tube was placed in the middle of the disaster set.
"What's that for?" asked Lila.
"You have to hang onto the bottom, and if you let go, you're disqualified from the challenge", said Mew.
The contestants all walked inside the tube and started taking their positions in the tube.
"Tornadus, you may begin!" said Mew as Tornadus started a violent wind storm inside the tube.
Some of the contestants weren't settled yet and were immediately thrown out of the tube by the wind. After about 26 more wipeouts, there were only 4 people left, 'Sasha', Fez, Sabrina, and Klavier. Klavier, Sabrina, and Fez could take it, being flying types, and 'Sasha' could take it because she/he was a rock type.
"Wow, they aren't moving, you're going to have to kick it up a notch", said Victini.
Tornadus changed into his Therian Forme and whipped up a huge hurricane with his added power.
"Damn it!" yelled 'Sasha' as she/he was blown out of the tube and hit her/his head on the wall.
"I can't hold…on!" yelled Sabrina as Klavier grabbed her wing.
"Whoa!" yelled Fez as he was blown out of the tube.
"Thanks Klavier", said Sabrina.
"No problem", said Klavier as his black wings started rising, lifting him up and throwing him out of the tube.
"The Rampardos get one point", said Mew.
"Ow", said Klavier as he rubbed his head.
"Oh, what happened?" asked Smash in his original voice.
"Oh no", said Summer.
"Did we win?" asked Smash.
"We're still doing the challenge", said Sola.
"Oh, well…where's Annie?" asked Smash.
"She got eliminated", said Hope.
"When?" asked Smash, "I thought we were always in second or first place."
"You've missed a lot of stuff my friend", said Freezeo.
Smash looked at Farra,"Who's the new girl?"
"Striker's stalker", said Spiro.
"Help…me", whispered Striker pleadingly as Farra hugged him and licked the tip of his head.
"Okay, what happened to me? I don't remember a thing", said Smash.
"Well, the girls beat the crap out of you for trying to do it with one of them, and then you turned into a girl named 'Sasha', who was actually nice to the girls", explained Fez.
"How long was I her?" asked Smash.
"6 episodes", answered Volante.
"Wow, I have a lot of catching up to do", said Smash.
"Okay, enough with the reunion! The final disaster is…a volcanic eruption!"
Everyone stared in shock, except for the fire, rock, and ground types.
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Victini and Mew decided to do the final disaster outside, so they didn't burn down the set. As they led them outside, the contestants all saw a humongous volcano.
"Wow, that's cool", said Ray.
"Not really", said Frosty backing up a little.
"I'd hate to agree with the ice cream, but this really bad", said Mason.
"We know, now you all have to stand still in the path as the volcano erupts", said Victini.
"And just so, you can't leave", said Victini as he pressed a button.
Clamps came out of the ground, locking the contestants in place.
"What the hell!" yelled Freezeo as he and the flying/levitating contestants were pulled down to the ground as well.
"This is going to be cool", said Mew.
"Don't you mean hot?" asked Leon, earning glares from the other contestants.
"Now, the challenge…begins…NOW!" yelled Victini as the volcano erupted, spewing lava and ash quickly down among the contestants.
"Let us out, let us out!" yelled Phill.
"Oh calm down, the lava hasn't even made it to you yet", said Mew as the lava quickly covered the feet/bottoms of the contestants.
"AHHHH!"
"IT BURNS!"
"GET US OUT OF HERE!"
After 20 minutes of lava-cures, the only contestants left were Jet, Kai, Cano, Summer, Vixen, Marie, Demenio, Darren, Flame, and Anthony.
"Okay, now you guys will have to deal with the cooling process of lava and to make it quick", said Victini picking up a water hose, making the remaining contestants afraid, "we're going to spray you with water!"
"NOOO!" yelled the fire types as they were blasted with 10 gallons of water. In the end, Jet and Anthony were the only ones standing.
"Okay, I've had enough of this crap", said Mew as he used Thunder on the two water types.
Jet flinched slightly, while Anthony fainted.
"The Lucarios win the first part of the challenge!" yelled Victini.
"FIRST PART?!" yelled the contestants.
"Yep, it's time for the next challenge", said Mew, causing the contestants to groan.
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"Now, the next challenge is to survive the objects", said Mew.
"What objects?" asked Hayden as he was hit in the groin with a bowling ball, making all of the guys flinch.
"Those objects", said Mew with a devious smile.
"Didn't we already do that in the surfing challenge?" asked Dew.
Flashbacks
Dew got on the board as the cannon started firing. The cannon started firing bowling balls, bats, and pies at him.
"What the hell!? Why is it difficult for us?" asked Dew angrily as he tried dodging the bowling ball, which ended up hitting him in his 'area'.
"Oooh that had to hurt", said Laxish as Dew fell on the ground.
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Dhaunt floated to the surfboard, "This is going to be easy, I am a ghost type."
"Yeah, you'd think he'd know we prepared", whispered Mew in Victini's ear.
"Yeah", he whispered back.
"Alright, begin!"
The cannon began to fire, and Dhaunt didn't move a muscle. Because he didn't move, he got hit in the face by a baseball bat.
"What the- I'm a ghost! This shouldn't affect me!" said Dhaunt as he started to get scared.
"Yeah, we made the objects effective to all types", said Victini smiling.
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The cannon began firing at her as she began to dodge the equipment.
"This is getting…difficult", said Marie as a baseball bat knocked her off of the board and onto Flame's chest, making her blush ever more.
"Oh, um…s-sorry", said Marie getting off of him.
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"This is different", said Mew
"How?" asked Spiro.
"All of the contestants have to do it this time", said Victini making the contestants glare at them
"Fine, the females don't have to go", said Mew causing the guys to gasp.
"How is that better!?" yelled Mason.
"More people like seeing guys in pain, than girls in pain", said Mew, "it's good for ratings."
"So…us not being able to have kids…is good for ratings?" asked Swift.
"Oh quiet, you're already having kids", said Victini.
"What are you talking about?" asked Swift.
"You got Sapphire pregnant, we saw the confessionals tape; you two were going at it like wild Primeapes", said Mew causing Swift and Sapphire to blush.
"So that's why Sapphire was acting weird this morning", said Luna.
"And due to budget cuts, you and Sapphire have to leave tonight after elimination, along with whoever get's voted out", said Victini.
"Why?!" yelled Swift
"You have to take care of the baby", said Mew.
"You let Shine, Shade, Lila, and Jesse stay in last season! And they have kids!" yelled Swift.
"Yeah, but they were already eggs, we don't want people to see child birth on national television, so yeah, you'll have to leave", said Victini.
"Fine", said Swift.
"Now, back to the challenge", said Mew, "there are 6 cannons in front of you, and you have to dodge the objects that are shot out of them."
"What if we get hit?" asked Freezeo.
"If you get knocked off of the platform, you're out and the girls can laugh at you're misery", started Victini, earning glares from the girls, "if they're not dating you."
"Begin!" yelled Mew as he started the cannons.
"Oh, and you can't use moves to block them", said Victini quickly teleporting in front of them and back, causing an umbrella to hit Freezeo in the face, knocking him out cold (not really a funny joke).
"How was he knocked out instantly?" asked Ded as he and the other guys dodged the objects.
"We coated the objects with K.O. spray, as soon as you're hit, you're out!" said Mew as he held a spray can in his hand.
"Why do you keep advertising stupid products during challenges?" asked Vile.
"Because, the producer told you to advertise his other business products or else we'll be fired early", aid Victini.
"Whatever", said Vile.
"Now, back to the ch-WHOA!" yelled Mew as turned back around and saw that only Sonan and Draco were left dodging the objects.
"Wow, we weren't talking that long were we?" asked Mew to the girls, who shook their heads.
"You know pipsqueak, I'm surprised you made it this far", said Draco.
"Thanks, it's just like a videogame, up, left, down, down, right, up", said Sonan as he did the actions.
"Well, I'm sorry to say this, but I'm going to have to take you down", said Draco as he dodged a bowling ball, "so what do you say to that?"
"Tire", said Sonan as he jumped over an umbrella.
"What?" asked Draco.
"TIRE!" yelled Sonan as Draco was hit by a tire, instantly knocking him out.
"The Lucarios win…AGAIN!" announced Victini.
The male contestants all woke up soon after the ordeal.
"Who won?" asked Skore groggily.
"The Lucarios", said Mew.
Skore's left eye twitched and he began attacking Draco, who lost the challenge for them.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down, you guys got second place, the Rampardos lost", said Victini.
"Oh...sorry Draco", said Skore panting.
Draco was unconscious, due to being weak to bug type moves.
"Well, I guess I'll be seeing the Rampardos at elimination tonight", said Mew as they groaned.
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Solis: Great, just great, we lost again, I guess I'll vote for Lassie, she hasn't been doing much.
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Reta: I would vote for Smash, but we'll need him for muscle later on *sighs* I guess Lassie
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Cramad: Lassie
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Vile: The alliance is going to triumph once more
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""Welcome, Rampardos to your second elimination ceremony", said Mew.
"Shut up", said Hope.
"Whatever sexy, the plushies all go to…Vile, Solis, Sabrina, Aura, Carman, Vixen, Luna, Shine, Sola, Hope, Summer, Sally, Reta, Cramad, Clash, Ivory, and Marie."
"What?" asked Lassie and Smash at the same time.
"The final plushie goes to…
Lassie was grinning, and Smash was nervously shaking.
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…Smash."
"Phew", sighed Smash as he caught his plushie.
"Why am I out?" asked Lassie.
"Nobody likes you, and you haven't been doing anything", said Mew.
"I will destroy you all", said Lassie as she was carried away by a Machamp.
She was tossed into the Lame-O-Sine, as Swift and Sapphire were waiting right outside of it.
"What're you waiting for?" asked Mew.
"I still don't think we have to go", said Swift angrily, "and I have a present for you."
"Really?" asked Mew as Swift gave him a box.
As Mew opened it, a grenade was seen and exploded. Mew was all black and looked at Swift angrily.
"Sorry, but you had that coming", said Swift as Sapphire kissed him.
"And you have this coming", said Mew as he held up a picture of a fetus. He then used Psychic to put them in the Lame-O-Sine with Lassie as it drove off.
"Rampardos, get some sleep, you have a long day tomorrow-blah, blah, blah", said Mew as he went back to his trailer to clean himself.
Triple elimination? Damn it! Why did Swift have to knock Sapphire up? They were going to make it to the merge. And poor Lassie, well not really nobody cares. It looks like Striker has his own biggest fan/ stalker now; I guess there's going to be some death threats in this story then. "FOURTH WALL!" SHUT UP EGRIDOS! Will Farra drive Striker crazy? Will the Evil Alliance strike again? Will Phill get eliminated? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…Action!