For all those creatures that go bump in the night.
Get yourselves ready for the great fright.
Because all those who cower in the dark.
Well set out a journey to imbark.
While they trick and treat.
I come out and cheat.
Their candy bags in flood.
But I only seek their blood.
When I have you cornered.
I will slowly henced forward.
You cower expecting your attacker.
Instead receiving laughter.
Come and follow. Do you dare?
Do you start to wallow? Still unaware.
Take my hand. Let me lead.
And you just proceed.
I come and take you to my lair.
You don't beware. Cause you see I'm sorta rare.
But come now. It's time for truth or dare...
Me: (Creepy dark hall way leading into a creepy castle) WWWEEELLL! WWWEEELLL we have guests' welcome, welcome, do come into my story telling castle of ...DOOM! And today its the Halloween special. So all the creatures come out and play! It's the witching hour! Brick & Blossom: IT'S CANDY TIME! LET'S GO TRICK OR TREATING! Me: SURE! BUT! If you're wondering what mysterious forces caused you to click the icon to read this chapter THEN! Say no more YOU WERE MEANT TO READ THIS CHAPTER!
Boomer: unless of course you actually don't believe any of the crap she's saying -_-
Me: AND If YOU DON'T THEN YOU SHALL BE CURSED FOR ALL ETERNITY! MAHAHAHAH! (Thunder & Lighting fill the room) Butch:...Ok can you cut the trying to be creepy crap and get on with it!
Me: AAAWWW! good JOB now I have to start all over again... WWWEEELLL! WWWEEELLL we have guests Butch: JUST hurry up and start the story Me: SAYS THE GUY WITH HE'S ASS ON THE SOFA PLAYING CALL OF DUTY (turns to audience seriously) please kiddies don't grow up to be like butch Butch: just what is that suppose to mean 0_o Me: Nothing, nothing at all... (Smirk)
Butch: -_-
Me: GUESS WHO!...=-O whoa, I can't believe you got it right?...
PPGZ & RRBZ: -_-!...( faceplam )
Me: AND CONGRATS! WE ARE ON CHAPTER 10 OF TRUTH, DARE SPIN THE BOTTLE MORE LIKE DEATH! We are on the double digits people! =D
Me: OK! Are you guys are you ready for the best chapter ever!?
Butch: (eye roll) oh! But how could this possibly get any better.
Me: ( grins) OH! I'm SSOO glad you asked! Cause it's the Halloween special! We can pick out of my many disguises- I-I mean costumes to wear! ( opens castle door and a bunch of costumes fall out) TAKE YOUR PICK!
(Everyone starts looking through costumes)
Brick: Why the hell is there toilet paper in here!?
Me: Oh! That's for the mummy costume! GOD! Don't jump to conclusions Brick!
Brick: I'm...Sorry I guess?
Bubbles: I'm going as a fairy!
Boomer: Then I'll go as a Wizard!
Buttercup: I'm Dracula!
Blossom: And I can be Frankenstein's bride!
Brick: (smirk) well I guess I'm Frankenstein!
Blossom: (blush) W-what?!
Butch: I'm not dressing up!
Buttercup: Yeah! You can go as yourself! Ha!
Butch: (glare)
Brick: Why don't you use the toilet paper!?
Me: (laughs) That sounded funny (Holding stomach while laughing)
Everyone: (sweat drop) As a Mummy!
Me: (laughs even harder) he's not a woman! XD
Brick: NOT THAT KINDA MUMMY! Seriously we just talked about this!
Me: Oh!
Buttercup: (giggles) come here you! (Starts rapping butch up)
Butch: (blush)
Boomer: and what are you supposed to be Annika
Me: isn't is obvious!
Everyone: nope
Me: I'm a demon, Satan the devil!
Everyone: (confused) But you aren't wearing a costume.
Me: ...There's a reason in everything I do!
Everyone: (Creeped out faces) ... (They wouldn't be surprised)
Me: But I guess your right! ( goes in the closet and comes out wearing a Witch's out fit and is FLYING on a broom) how's this!?
PPGZ: ... How are you doing that?!
RRBZ:...
Me: too much?
Butch: No not at all! (Rolls eyes)
Me: well I guess I'll keep looking! But for now! I'll be a witch!
Butch: -_- I was being sarcastic!
Me: (evil smile) :D
Butch: huh?! (Nervous laugh)
Me: :D well I Stoll your face!
Butch: O_O...
Me: ... :D
Butch: (believes me and runs into the bathroom) !
Boomer: WAIT! She didn't re-...Oh! Never mind.
Me: (crying ) OH MY GOSH! HAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE FELL FOR IT! XD
Bubbles: well actually it's kinda understandable considering what you put us up with everyday.
Buttercup: YEAH! XP WHAT AN IDIOT! Um!?...I mean what a cutie -_- (still acting girly from the last chapter)
Everyone: HAHAHAHA!
Buttercup: *pink blush* W-what!?
Blossom: (smirk) you only had to act girly till the end of the last chapter!
Buttercup: *red blush* ...I-I forgot!
Bubbles: (smirk) Maybe! BUT! 'Cutie' was the first thing that came to your head!
Buttercup: DON'T BE DUMB! * Blush brighter than the sun*
Butch: Hey! What's going on?
***Mean while at Transylvania***
Dracula: Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Vot is that?
***Mean while at the Mr. Major office***
Mr. Major: whoa! Miss Bellum what is that.
Miss Bellum: I. Don't. Know Mr. Major!
***Mean while at the north pole***
Santa: Rudolf with your nose so bright!... (Me: Save that for the next Christmas special)
***Mean while on the planet Mars***
Alien: What is that!? (Translation done by yours truly :D)
***Back to where ever the hell we are!***
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR! THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT! IT BURNS! ARGH!
Me: (wearing shads)... :D OOOOHHH! Pretty!
Everyone: O_O...Is this blinding eye thing...well permanent?!
Me: :P I HOPE SO! (Poking everyone in the bum with a wand) *giggle*
Butch: OOOOWWWW! Annika I swear when I find you!
Me: XP Just try and catch me you ball of toilet paper!
Butch: (pounces on someone) HA! I GOT YOU!
Buttercup: THAT'S ME YOU IDIOT! (Slamps him into the wall)
Me: :O ooooohhh! That's gotta hurt!
Blossom: oh! Nuh! He totally just got hit by a pillow!
Me: well do you guys know what time it is?
Bubbles: ^_^ ADVENTURE TIME!
Me: YES!...But no...IT'S REVIEW TIME!
Everyone: Oh! JOY! -_-
Boomer: well at least now, we kinda have our eye site back. And where are the villains?
Me: THAT'S IT BOOMER FORCE THAT ENTHUSIASM! XD XP :D :P OH! They're in the closet where I locked them cause they are creeping me out. =D
Brick: and! I don't have to be as butler AND MY SARCASM IS BACK!
Me: NO! MY BUTLER :'( ...But you still look like Frankenstein!
Brick: (smirk) get the fuck over it!...=-O YAY! I can swear!
Me: OK! TIME TO FINISH SOME DARES! We didn't get to finish a letter done by a fabulous Guest.
I dare BRICK to DYE his hair blue and wear one of princess's dresses... I dare Buttercup to go skinny dipping in a CLEAR tank with sharks in it...'thinks' I dare blossom to stop being boy crazy FOR LIFE mwahahahaha!'lighting stirkes befind me'..and for truths I want to know...miya? where's your parents? you are always with your GRANDma...BTW what's her cookies made of? butch and boomer tell PRINCESS SHE IS THE LOVE OF YOUR SAD LIFE AT THE SAME TIME THEN FAKE FIGHT FOR HER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! 'lighting flashes and thunder BOOMS' cut that out fuckers!
Me: ( looks at the next dare) *childish grin* you reviewers have messed up minds! But that's still awesome!...Sometimes ;-)
Buttercup: what's the dare! And why the hell are you staring off into space.
Me: EXCUSE YOU! :-\ I was having a conversation, thank you very much! Anyway, Bring in the clear tank boys!
-truck randomly comes in and lowers a clear tank with water in the middle of the room-
Buttercup: ...what's th-
Me: (completely casual) ...Take off your clothes!
Buttercup: *blush* N-NO! You idiot!
Me: UGH! Don't make this anymore complicated! Now get those clothes off (starts yanking on her shirt). TAKE. IT. OFF!
Buttercup: WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!?
Butch: (smirk) yeah.
Buttercup: Butch is right for once!
Butch: of course I'm right! Because you aren't doing it fast enough! ( Joins me in yanking)
Buttercup: NO! NO! NO! GET OFF ME!
Everyone else: (sweat drop)
Blossom: UM?! Can't we act mature about this!?
Me: NO! (knocks her out with a frying pan) MATURE! Is a word used by turbo nerds who don't know how to have FUN!
Blossom: ...O_o I see unicorns
Brick: BLOSSOM! How many fingers am I holding up?
Blossom: ...URGH!... Eleven?
Everyone: ( freezes in place and glares at me)
Me:...what?!...ugh! She'll be fine. (Everyone continues)
Bubbles: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! EVERYONE CALM DOWN! (Yells at the top of her lungs)
(Everyone freezes again)
Me: ...says you!
Bubbles: (glare) why are you trying to talk her clothes off anyway!?
Buttercup: (on the floor with Butch on top of her) yeah! What's up with that!?
Me: its a dare DUH! Butch: she's a hot vampire DUH! (Me and Butch say in unison)
Everyone: (looks at butch)
Butch: What?! I speak the truth!
Everyone: Butch! ( Buttercup kicks him off he and into the same wall that now has a bigger crack in it)
BLAM! CRACK! ( the wall crumbles and there is a hole in it)
***silence***
Everyone else: (looks at me)... O_o
Me:...O_O!...OH! Its OK I have insurance! :-D
Everyone else:...Few! *sigh*
Me: Now! The dare!...(starts yanking buttercups clothes again)
Buttercup: ANNIKA!
Me: sorry! Its your fault anyway, cause you signed up for this!
Buttercup: SINCE WHEN! I DON'T EVEN KNOW OR REMEMBER HOW I GOT HERE!
Me: You have too!...for the fans! (Puppy dog eyes)
Buttercup: (trying to over come the overwheming power of the puppy dog eyes)...S-SCREW THE FANS!
Me: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO! SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! YOU KNOW THAT FAN GIRLS/ BOYS ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE! YOU COULD DRIVE THEM TO COMMIT TERRIBLE CRIMES! LIKE ROB A BANK! OR THEY MIGHT DO SOMETHING TOO AMAZING AT THE SAME TIME LIKE! SLAY A DRAGON! BECOME A UNICORN GANGSTER! RUN FOR PRESIDENT! OR EVEN KILL A MAN! WHO KNOWS! THE WORLD CAN'T HANDLE THAT MUCH AWESOMENESS!
Buttercup: ...O_O! OK! OK! I didn't mean it, I swear!
Me: now you have to do it! FOR THE AMAZING FANS!
Buttercup: F-fine...*blush* you guys owe me! (Points at you)
-starts unchanging while butch is staring!-
Buttercup: I CAN'T DO IT! (Stops unchanging)
Me: DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING! (starts yanking Buttercup's clothes)
Buttercup: F-FINE! OK! I'LL DO IT! ...but...
-in a flash! Quicker than you can say 'Bobs your uncle' ( to all those you actually have a uncle named Bob! XD!) Buttercup is naked... but so is Bubbles?!-
Buttercup: *red blush* Q-QUICK S-S-STARING! (slaps Butch)
Butch: (isn't fazed at all by it) ...O_O...
Bubbles: ARGH! *Blush* (trying to cover self up) WHY AM I NAKED!?
Boomer:...O_O...
Buttercup: (embarrassed innocent look)...I didn't wanna be the only one...( rubs back of head) OK I'm going in the tank! ( jumps in so bubles doesn't hit her)
Bubbles:...Buttercup!? :O
Blossom: ... O_o (randomly sits up like a robot)
Brick: (grins) Blossom! Your awake!...Blossom?
Blossom: (ignores him and stands) ...O_o
-Blossom then randomly starts pulling off her skirt and stars unbuttoning her shirt-
Brick: HUH!?...BLOSSOM!? O_O...
Bubbles: GAH! DON'T YOU START BLOSSOM!
Me: (trying to stop her) What are you some kind of Gray Fullbuster! (Fairy Tail reference)
Buttercup: OK! I'M DONE IN THE TANK!...BLOSSOM!?
PPGZ: NOW WE'RE ALL NAKED!
RRBZ:...O_O...
Me: OKAY! STOP THE MADNESS! (Uses powers)
-blossom is back to normal and is clothed just like Bubbles and Buttercup-
Blossom: (still out of it)...O_O
PPGZ: THANK GOD!
Me: ^_^ don't ya mean thank me!
RRBZ: ...aaawwww!
PPGZ: *blush* ...
Bubbles: (whispered in my ear)
Me: (Happy sunshine smile) :D I'd be happy to!
RRBZ: happy to what?
BANG!
Me: I love you frying pan! ^_^ you understand me!
Bubbles: so that should erase their memorys?
Me: it should (chersire cat smile) But if it doesn't can always hit em' again!
RRBZ: ...ow? What happend?
Me: Do you remember anything from the pervious hour? (Hopeful smile)
RRBZ: not really...
Me: DAMN IT!
Butch: well I do remember having a bad head ache but that's it!
Me: :D well! That's something! (Grabs pan)
Buttercup: (stops me)
Me: Aww!
Buttercup: just do the next one! So I can forget that ever happened.
Me: OK! This is a truth! Bubbles where are your parents?
(Some people have some predictions, like that they are dead but in the english subbed version they actually reveal that her parents live in Milano. The reason for this is yet left unexplained.)
Bubbles: (smiles sweetly but kinda sadly)...oh! My parents are in Milano.
Me: COOL! ONE OF MY RELATIVES LIVES IN A CAVE WITH A COUPLE OF BEARS! We're like twins! =D
Everyone:...Um?...that's cool!...O_O
Me:...HAHA! Don't worry they're only giant man eating gummie bears! XD
Bubbles:...Man eating?
Me: anyway she also wants to know what's in those yummy cookie your grandma makes!?
Bubbles: It's LOTS! AND LOTS! OF LOVE! ;-)
Me: (REALLY! REALLY! EVIL SMILE!) ...By any chance can you add peanuts in them?
Bubbles: ...(creeper out) y-yes, well I suppose so.
Me: Excellent! (Mr. Burns impression) If you know where I'm going with the peanut thing!...*wink* *wink* ;-)
Bubbles: um? Anyway!
Me: Oh! Yeah! This is for Butch and Boomer!
Butch: -_- Please don't tell me I have to do another yaoi scene! Boomer still gets nightmares.
Boomer: ...oooooo...hhhhhhh! UGH! (Rocking backwards and forwards)
Me: No! No! No! butch and boomer you each have to tell princess that she is the love of your sad life at the same time then fake fight for her and see what happens!
Boomer & Butch: nope!... -_- it's far worst.
Me: I'll go unlock the closet to let her out! (Opens it slightly)
Mojo: Oh! Finally Mojo hates these smelly humans!
Himeko & Gang Green Gang: -_- the feelings mutual!
Me: Shut up! Only the slut is coming out!
Himeko: You're just jealous! Cause I'm a princess! (Her Halloween costume is a princess)
Me: (Laughs)...Just come out! Oh! And you make a great Shriek XD
Himeko: (glare) I'M A PRINCESS!
Mojo: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MOJO! =-O (crying)
Me: (slams door on his face) =D you signed up for this!
Mojo: OOOOWWW!...Mojo does not even remember how he got here! :'(
Me: (giggle) do you have something you wanna say to himeko boys?
Boomer & Butch: (curses under their breath) ... -_- You are the love of my sad life!
Himeko: (lights up) OH! I KNEW YOU LOVED ME! BUTCHIE-POO & BOOMIE-POO!
Butch: (smirk) cause I'm such a nice guy boomer! I'll let you have her.
Boomer: (annoyed fake smile) No! You should have her!
Butch: no you, I insist!
Boomer: NO! YOU!
Boomer & Butch: (continue fighting)
Himeko: (hearts in her eyes)...Boys! Boys! You know what they say! Three heads are better than one!
Everyone but me and Himeko: (grossed out look)
Me: (laughs)...Well! It doesn't matter cause they're all empty!
Butch, Boomer & Himeko: (glare)
Me: (continues laugh)... YAY! NEW! LETTER! (Runs like a crazy person to the mail man that's just about to put the mail in the mail box)
Brick: ... (Looks out the window) how'd she know he was there?
Me: (running to the mail man) OHHH! MAIL! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!
Mail man: (look of PURE HORROR!) ...O_O...NO!...NOT. yyyyyooou!...AGAIN! ( dumps mail on the ground and runs for the hills)...YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Me: (waves happily) OKAY! Bye, bye! Mr. Mail man :D send me a post card when you get to wherever you're going! :D (smiles) what a great guy. (Walks back in)
Everyone: what did you do to him?
Me: oh! Him?! He used to be in another group to play truth or dare with me before you guys! :D
Everyone: -_- makes sense
Me: LET'S DO THIS! This is from momoskinnydippin
Brick: ( smirk) Like the name.
Me: (glare)...And they say!
welllllllll the name says it huh?
Brick: (grin) But I LOVE the dare!
Me: (glare) DAMN! Not this again! OK Momo time to-
Blossom: (already in the tank naked)
Me: O_O! Well that was easy. Unlike how some people make it harder! (Looks at buttercup)
Buttercup: whatever! She just did it cause you made her have brain damage!
Me: XP...Okay! You are annoying me so it's time to transport another evil partner! Using my newly renamed invention the-teleporter-thingy-that-teleport's-things-5000 (evil maniac laugh)
Brick: the name needs some more work... -_-
Me: whatever! (Pushes red button)
?: Where am I!? :O
A cute girl appeares with long wavy black hair that is golden brown at the tips
And has an hourglass figure, wearing a magenta skin tight dress that goes to her mid thighs. With yellow flats and amethyst earrings and a random fluffy bunny is sitting on her shoulder. For her Halloween costume she just has bumpkin necklace and earrings.
Me: WELCOME! Magenta Marigold! A.K.A Jannette And MR. Bunny! (Serious look)... Its been a while.
: (serious nod)
Jannette: What's going on?
Everyone other than us: that's what we wanna know!
Me: XD I have excepted your request in wanting to help me randomly torture people!
Jannette: O_O...
PPGZ & RRBZ: maybe this one is normal? :D
Jannette: AWESOME! WHERE DO WE BEGIN!? (Laughs)
PPGZ & RRBZ:...Nope...should have seen that one coming.
Me: THAT'S THE SPIRIT! Okay! We start at this new letter!
Jannette: goodie! (Reads) this ones from Lunapok
Me: WHOA! AND SHE HAS TWO LETTERS! (Looks at you, Lunapok) YOU ARE THE BEST! The first letter is!
Yo Nice Chapter! Here is my dare,
Momoko: You have to flirt with a random guy,
Brick: Brick will see Momoko flirt with a guy and he will scare him using this chainsaw.
Kaoru and Butch: Will play a flirting game, but Butch cant touch Kaoru, if Kaoru wins Butch cant talk to her for the whole chapter, Ig Butch wins she does what Butch wants her to do.
Boomer and Miyako: Have to be left alone on a desserted island
XD
Me: Okay! Blossom, You have to flirt with a random guy
Himeko: YES! STAY AWAY FROM MY BRICK!
Jannette: (sweat drop) Is she even up for that?
Blossom: (acting drunk in the corner)... O_O...I WANT UNICORNS!
Me: ...Oh! She looks fine!
Jannette: um okay...Whatever you say! I'll grab a random hot shirtless guy! (Opens door and a random hot shirtless guy is there for trick or treating)
Hot shirtless guy: Hey! You guys seen my shirt?
Me: Hey! Cool trick!
Jannette: I Know! :-D
Blossom: O_O...I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING UNTIL I GET MY UNICORNS!
Me: God! Calm ya farm lady! I promise I will get you all the unicorns you want if you be all flirty with this hot guy!
Blossom: ANYTHING FOR OUR UNICORN MASTERS! (Zooms up to the hot guy and gets all flirty with him)
Hot shirtless guy: WHOA! (Love hearts) who cares about a shirt when I have a hot chick all over me! =-O
Brick:...huh!? =-O
Me: Don't worry brick you get to use my chainsaw on him!
Brick: FUCK YEAH! Yo! You! Stay away from my woman.
Himeko: BUT BRICK I'M YOUR WO-!
Hot Shirtless guy: (smirk) why should I?
Brick: because (maniac laugh) ...I HAVE A CHAINSAW! (Runs after him like a maniac)
Hot shirtless guy: AAAAARRRRR!
Me: O_O... I've created a...Monster...(smiles creepily) HA...HA...HA...MAHAHAHAHAHA! ITS ALIVE! (Lighting flash)...No reference intended.
Jannette: Okay! This is for Butch and Buttercup!
Buttercup: Fuck! That jerk has been bothering me all day!
Butch: HEY! I haven't been that bad!
Buttercup: god! Why are you so annoying!
Me & Jannette in the back ground: Wow! It getting really heated (Butch and Buttercup still fighting)
Butch: -Fine then! IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME FLIRTING WITH YOU I'LL JUST FUCK SOME WHORE!
Buttercup: (teary)
Me: that was a little to far!
Buttercup: I HATE YOU!
Me: whoa! Whoa! Let's just do the dare! Then couples counciling.
Buttercup & Butch: Fine! But we aren't a couple!
Me: You have to play a flirting game
Buttercup: This is ridiculous! (Turns away)
Butch: What's wrong with you people?
Me: Just do it!
Butch: HEEEEYYY Buttercup. You know when I said you were hot a couple of chapters ago? Yes? Well that totally wasn't because I'm a fifteen year old horny teenager looking to tap anything hot with breasts. And the fact that I forgot that you've been an overall mean-spirited and unsupportive person ever since we've met completely opened my eyes to how much I... How much I love you. (Fake smile)
Buttercup: OH BUTCH, I FEEL THE SAME WAY. When I call you a STUPID! SLEAZY! DIRTBAG! I didn't just pull that out of my ass to cover up for revealing something dark and incriminating about my...'True' feelings for you, No, I was actually hinting that I wanted to date you. I want you to be my stupid! Sleazy! Dirt bag! Boyfriend Butch. (Fake smile)
Me: -_- I'm not one for watching mushie crap! But even I know that was Terrible!
Jannette: -_- Couples counciling it is then!
Me: I got this! (Waves wand)
Today, on a very special chapter.
Halloween couples counciling.
With Butchercup.
Hosted my yours truly.
Me: (appears on a game show stage) Welcome! Everyone! I know love is in the air on halloween night! (Fake game show host laugh)
Fake crowd: (cheers)
Everyone: What the fuc-!? (Everyone but me, butch and buttercup are in the crowd)
Me: (with Butch & Buttercup on stage) Alright! Butch, Buttercup, everyone wants to know what the crap happened to you, but you know what? Let's just give them what they want. Butchercup for the nice fans!
Butch: What the heck is up with the hole couples thing!
Buttercup: Butchercup! Seriously!
Me: NOW KISS!
Himeko: O_O NNNNOOOO!
Butch & Buttercup: (grossed out face)
Me: KISS OR THE FANS WILL NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE!
Butch & Buttercup: (start leaning in slowly as they glare at each other)...(closer)... (Closer)...(almost)...
PUNCH! (Buttercup Punch's butch so hard he fly's out the hole in the wall and disappears)
Buttercup: (sigh) Few!
(magic fades away so we in the normal room)
Me: DANG IT BUTTERCUP!
Buttercup: He had it coming!
Brick: where do you think he landed?
Boomer: (shrugs)
Jannette: (has binoculars) HEY! I see him!
Boomer: really!?
Jannette: yeah! He is in that grave yard way! Way! Way! Way! Over there!
Boomer: Oh!
Jannette: And he is-OH! Um?...Buttercup this is for you ( hands her binoculars)
Buttercup: What does he want!...(Looks through them only to see Butch yelling and putting up the rude finger)...THAT ASS HOLE! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!?
Me: Well you did kinda just blasted him through a hole in the wall. -_-
Jannette: Well while Butch walks back we'll do the next dare.
Me: SURE! Okay! Bubbles and Boomer have to be left alone on a deserted island! XD LOL!
Bubbles & Boomer: W-WHAT!? But how the hell are we going to get to a deserted island?
Me: HAVE FUN YOU TO! (Serious look)...But not TOO much fun! (Dumps them on a deserted island and fly's back with broom)
Bubbles & Boomer: -_- Shouldn't have asked!
Me: NOW! While they are there we can do Lunapok's second letter
AWESOME XD
My dares
Brick has to jump of the roof
Butch and BC have to play a flirting game
Momoko has to koss 10 strange boys and Brick can torture them later.
Everybody turns into puppies and kittens
You have to kill Himeko 20 times
Me: XD YAY! Brick gets to jump off the roof!
Brick: ...O_O B-BUT!? This is a castle!
Me: Wow! :D great observation skills!...hehehe! I always use the dares at the right time.
Brick: YOU! INDENTED THIS!
Me: (evil smile and lighting flash) perhaps.
Himeko: I'll save you BRICK!
Me: plus! Blossom can catch you!
Blossom: O_O ...WHERE ARE MY UNICORNS!?
Brick:... -_- that's reassuring
(Everyone is outside the creepy dark castle in on the hill with everything else being creepy too)
Me: YOU READY BRICK!?
Brick: NO!
Me: OKAY!...HURRY UP THEN!
Brick: (falls off) AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!
Blossom: (randomly catches him)
Brick: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
Me: -_- brick!
Brick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
Me -_- BRICK!
Brick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
Me: (slaps him) YOU IDIOT!
Brick: OW! Oh! Thanks Blossom! :-)
Blossom: (retarded look) O_O...you aren't a unicorn?
Brick: -_-
(Back inside in the main throne room)
Me: next one is-
Butch: I MADE IT! (Lying on the ground)
Buttercup: (smirk) did you have a fun run?
Butch: *huff* I'm *huff* gonna*huff* kill you *huff*
Buttercup: just try you ass!
Me: :D okay! We don't have time for your relationship problems!
Jannette: Um?!...Actually
Me: -_-
Jannette: they have to play another flirting game!
Buttercup: OH! GOME ON!
Butch: DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?! CAUSE IT'S NOT!
Me: ONE RULE! Is that Butch can't touch Buttercup.
Butch: wasn't planning to!
Me: okay! Fine then! We can use Lunapok's reward if you want?
Buttercup & Butch: -_- this better be good.
Me: well! If Kaoru wins Butch can't talk to her for the whole chapter, But if Butch wins she does what Butch wants.
Buttercup & Butch: (evil smirk) you're going down!
Me & Jannette: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Me: (toothy grin) and let the odds be forever in your favor!
Jennette: -_-
Me: couldn't resist!
*WARNING: we will actually being going into the mind of Butch & Buttercup*
*WARNING: MUSHIE CRAP WILL BE IN! FOR THE FANS!*
*WARNING: All crazy fans please try and stop yourselves from fan girling!*
*WARNING: Proper writing and shit has been used pass this point!*
*WARNING: You have been warned!*
Buttercup's P.O.V
Man! This guy makes my blood boil! But is it because I hate him or- NO! That's stupid! Now I don't really wanna do this but if it will get him to stop talking to me, maybe, just maybe I can get my head together. What the hell is he doing to me!? I have to bring it! I can do this but I'm going to have to use every trick in the book! GET READY YOU BASTARD!
I looked back at the task at hand. He just stood there looking at me...What the? It then changed into a smirk. OH! It is on.
"Kay! Me and everyone are going to hang some decorations! SO THOSE KIDS WILL NEVER COME HERE AND TAKE MY CANDY!" Annika laughed like a maniac. -_-
What's wrong with that girl (Me: HEY! Nothings wrong with me! My view of reality is just different from yours!)
"PLUS! I don't like watching people do mushie crap! This magic thingy will tell me who wins!" She smiled.
"Don't forget we also have to pick up Bubbles and Boomer" Jennette reminded her. Then they all exited and me and my enemy are left alone.
I look back towards him, he was just leaning on the wall casually "Are we actually going to do this?"
I smiled "if it will get you away from me than...Yeah!"
He shrugged " Okay then! But don't expect me to go easy on you"
I rolled my eyes. Who does he think he is? "Try me!"
He walked straight up to me and backed me up to a wall, leaning one hand on the wall, towering over me. Why is me heart beating so fast!?...adrenaline rush, maybe?
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together" ...I didn't know to either laugh or make fun of him. I chose make fun of "really!? I'd put F and U together!"
He responded with a cute-! W-with a silly pout. My laughter was cut short when I noticed him gazing into my eyes, like he was trying to find something. I felt my face was getting red so I looked away. He pushed off the wall and stepped away from me while rubbing the back of his nicely tanned neck "I don't get it!" He said simply. Huh!? "Wha-!?"
"I just don't get it!" The raven repeated while grabbing a cherry soda from Annika's fridge and then sitting on a huge tall red sofa. I gave him a look of confusion "what don't you get?" I walked over and sat by him.
He took a small sip of 'his' soda "I just don't get it, Buttercup! How have you not fallen for me by know?" He gave me a playful toothy grin "I mean, being the smooth operator I am."
I gave him a 'Are you freaking retarded look'...But I saw he wasn't joking -_- Argh! What the hell, I decided to give him some advice " Well I'll give you some pointers!" He look straight at me giving me his full attention. " Well, part of it's your pick up lines, dude. They seriously suck."
He gazed straightforward into my eyes with a slightly annoyed glare "What makes you say that?"
"Well, cause I'm a girl" I folded my arms. He put his arms up in defeat "Okay! Okay! You have a point, continue"
"Girls don't just want cut-and-dried compliments these day, want pizazz." He just laughed. "Fine then! We will think of it more Mathematically, Right now, this minute the world population is estimated at 6,798,509,200 people. This means that there are about 3,385,657,600 females. So do you seriously think that all of those wemon are going to go for your pick up lines, if they know that there is so many more men!"
He went silent "Whoa! She's beautiful and smart!" I don't know whether to thank him or slap him -_- "Man! You are so good at math!"
"It's really not that hard" I sighed "But that's not the point, do you see what I mean now?"
"Okay! Then how are you all of a sudden a pick up line master? Huh!" My counter part questioned.
"Well, girls and guys want more Pizazz. My lines have more pizazz then yours"
He made a deep chuckle "What are you going to do! Use math pick up lines on me, HA!"
I flashed him a evil grin "It doesn't really matter to me, I can just add some pizazz to it"
He went silent again "Okay then, how would you do it?" He challenged me "Pretend I'm a different guy and use your oh-so-pizazzy lines to seduce me. Enlighten me on how the magic works."
I just stared at him and he looked away. This is my chance while he's off guard. I cupped his cheek with one hand, turning him to look at me. He eyes gazed deeply into mine. "Well, if distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity..." He continued to stare at me while I leaned closer "...Because I want to go all the way with you."...He wanted math pick up lines.
His face went straight to a deep red color, he turned trying to hide it and pulled my hand from his face. Whoa! This is actually kinda fun! I kinda see why Butch does it. But i 'm not done yet.
" I-I was joking about the math pick up lines" he said she sheepishly, turning so I could just see his back "y-you're such a dork"
I pouted, but I wasn't giving up. I wrapped my arms around his shoulders "let me integrate our curves so I can increase are volume." His body trembled. Wow! It's fun to have the power over him for once!
Butch's P.O.V
Okay! So I'm getting advice from a chick about pick up lines! I know -_- my manhood is kinda on the down low.
She stared at me with those beautiful green eyes hypnotizing me and she must be using some Jedi mind trick on me so I looked away. She caught me off guard. She slowly cupped my cheek with one hand, turning me to look at her. Her eyes drawing me in.
WHOA! I didn't know she could be so seductive "Well, if distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity..." Her words smoothed into my ear with lust, I just continued to stare at her and she begain to move closer "...Because I want to go all the way with you."...her words whispered in my ear...echoing in my mind...O_O I know I said I wanted math pick up lines, but...
I couldn't help it, a huge blush appeared on my face. great now all aspect of me being the cool guy around her are gone -_- . I turned trying to hide it and then pulled her soft hand from my face.
" I-I was joking about the math pick up lines" I tried not to studder, I turned my back "y-you're such a dork"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? There's a hot chick flirting with you and you're acting like a chicken! ARGH! Plus, at this rate I'm going to lose the dare!
Okay! My turn-!? Suddenly I felt to warm arms wrap around my chest "let me integrate our curves so I can increase are volume." Is she actually talking dirty to me? She was getting to me What am I going to do?! She moved closer. I admittedly pushed her away lightly. "Really Buttercup, cut it out!"
But in one second she stopped my hand, pulled me closer to her body and wrapped her arms around my torso. I blushed uncontrollably, she just grinned mischievously "I'm not done yet, Butch." She giggled "so...wanna squeeze my theorem while I poly your nominal?"
She was breathing down my neck. "I'm pretty sure if I said that to a girl that she'd slap my cheek off."
"Oh really?" She chuckled, our lips centimeters apart. "Then let's put our lips together and see what the product would be."
"Okay...that was kinda...cute" I admitted "...but really Buttercup! Cut it out!"
She pulled away laughing. She is enjoying this far to much -_- "NEVER! Our love is like dividing by zero...you can never define it!" She chuckled faking a dramatic voice.
-_- "really?" I face palmed.
"Alright then, you must be a science-y guy!" She leaned on the edge of the sofa "If I was an enzyme I'd be a helicase, so I could unzip your genes." She giggled uncontrollably at my facial expression. O_O I swear I must have been as red as a tomato. "OKAY! I'M LEAVING NOW!"
I got up to leave but she grabbed me by my belt. " wait Butch, that's not even the best one!" I look back at her once more "I'd like to be your math tutor for the night...Add a bed, subtract your clothes-" I covered her mouth before this could continue. "MMPHH?!"
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BUTTERCUP!?" I yell "How do you even come up with these!?"
"No. Swomeone uls tot me dem." She mumbled under my hand. I remove my hand "OKAY! Never use them again!"
"Fine" she groaned, she let go of my belt but as soon as she did it snapped. O_O...-_- "whoops!"
"Great! You broke my belt." I groaned while trying to fix it but with no result.
"Hoo boy, that's a biggun." She mumbled "I think I can help though."
Not this mind trick again. "Buttercup, you touch me again and I swear you'll wake up breathing through a tube."
She just laughed "Don't worry I'm a doctor!"
-_- "since WHEN!?" She kneeled down and started to try and fix it "Since whenever it's convenient for me" she stated casually.
She looked at the HUGE rip in the belt disappointed. "Oh! My GOD that's enormous how'd you manage to do this to yourself Butch?"... I didn't do anything! -_-
Meanwhile with the others. Annika was just entering the castle ahead of the others.
" Congrats! To Buttercup for win-!?"
"Oh! My GOD that's enormous how'd you manage to do this to yourself Butch?". Buttercups words echoed to reach Annika's ears.
...O_O... (If you get it XD You're dirty minded)
" I dunno, blame Mojo. He's the one I learn everything from." Butch's voice rang through the castle.
O_O...
"Well be more gentle next time!" Buttercup sighed.
The others picked the prefect moment to catch up to Annika "Hey! Dawn what's going on-!?"
O_O "GUYS!?WE NEED TO GO BACK OUTSIDE FOR NO REASON AT ALL!" She franticly pushed them back outside.
"What's wron-!?"
"Butch did you hear something?"
*BACK TO NORMAL* (Hope you enjoyed it XD)
Bubbles: What is with you!?
Me: THEY'RE STILL... BUSY!
Brick: you said that it's over
Me: Yeah But-!
(Everyone pushes past me)
Everyone else: Hey! Guys!
Buttercup: Finally! Who one?
Me: O_O B-but!?
Buttercup: ?
Jannette: -_- you did!
Butch: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!
Buttercup: YES! In your face Butch!
Bubbles: that was unexpected
Jannette: let's do the next dare!
Me: O_O B-but!
Jannette: Fine! Let me do it then! Blossom has to kiss 10 strange boys and Brick can torture them later.
Blossom: ONLY IF I GET MY UNICORNS!
Jannette: Fine!
Blossom: (starts kissing random guys)
Brick:... :'( Blossom
Jannette: you may start torture the 10 guys now!
Brick: STAY AWAY FROM BLOSSOM!
*WARNING: The following is content shows a bat shit crazy moron, therefore I have cut it out for your safety*
Everyone else: ...B-BRICK?! O_O
Brick: (covered in blood) :D
Everyone else: (steps back nervously)
Jannette: ... :O l-lets just move on shall we.
Everyone else: (slow nod)
Me: OKAY! Clean yourself up Brick! Cause we have another dare! Everybody has to turn into puppies and kittens. YAY!
Bubbles: YAY!
Blossom: I WANNA BE A UNICORN!
Butch:...not amused -_-
Me: come on Butch! Have some fun! (Uses magic)
Bubbles: *Woof* *woof* I'm a Inu!
Me: YAY! puppies and kitty's
Mr. Bunny: -_-
Me: Oh! And a Bunny
Butch: (is a cute black cat) This is so embrassing -_-
Buttercup: (is a black dog) Why are you the only one who is human? Wait let me rephrase that, the only one who is what they usually look like?
Me: So I can turn you back XD
Buttercup & Butch: (eye roll)
Brick: can we turn back now?
Jannette: NO!
Bubbles: NO!
Me: Sure!
Jannette: WHAT!?
Bubbles: Aaawww!
Me: I don't like to do the expected! :D (turns everyone back)
Jannette & bubbles: aw!
Butch & buttercup: Thank God!
Jannette: I'll read the next dare!...(evil smile)
Me: :D IS IT GOOD?! IT'S GOOD ISN'T! TELL MMMMMMEEEEEE!
Jannette: :D you get to kill Himeko 20 times
Me: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYY! Who am I to say no to a little murder!
Himeko: (paralyzed by fear)...O_O
Everyone else: YAY!
Me: :D and since I'm such a nice dude! I'll kill you in a different way each time! Okay Hime-!? Himeko!?
Himeko: (Frantically trying to unlock the huge castle door) *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Me: (casual but creepy smile) where you going? (Randomly outside the door when she opens it)
Himeko: ARGH! (Runs away)
Everyone: Aren't you going to chase her?
Me: (laughs) :D no need! (Then randomly jumps over a table and flips in over) TAKE COVER!
Everyone else: -_- (shrugs) (then follows)
*BAM!* (bomb goes off)
Everyone: That's one!
Himeko: (comes back up from hell) O_O
Jannette: you can keep killing her while we continue!
Me: I'm cool with that, OK this review is from a Guest
I dare brick to marry blossom or momoko and she have to say yes if not she have to have sex with brick ( evil lagtheg like a madman) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) p.s sorry that I spell wrong
Me:...O_O
Everyone: What!?
Me:...O_O (just passes the letter to brick)
Brick: (half shocked half excited smirk)
Blossom: (I pass the letter to her) ...O_O H-HUH!? *BLUSH* (randomly turns back from drunken mode)...W-WHAT!?
Brick: (smirk) Hey Blows your back!
Me: Whoa! This is one of the most...um? ...interesting letters we've had
Jannette: *snort* don't ya mean...sexual
Me: -_-
Jannette: (giggle)
Brick: (smirk) so Blows babe, what's it gonna be?
Blossom: *SUPREME BLUSH* UUUMMM!? B-BUT! We c-can't get m-married!
Brick: Okay then, option two! :-D
Blossom: T-THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Jannette: well, Mr. Bunny is a qualified lawyer. And according to him brick and blossom being the age that they are, aren't old enough to do...Both of those things.
: (nod)
Me: But I'm in control of everything here!
Jannette: sure! You are all powerful but it isn't the right thing to do!
Me: FINE THEN! We are going to make a contract for when blossom and brick get older! So they have to get married or...Do the other thing!
Brick: :D I'm cool with that!
Blossom: u-um!? *blush*
Bubbles: (squeal) I'M GOING TO START PLANNING! Me and Buttercup can be your brides maids, the dresses have to be blue of course, (squeal) Buttercup in a dress! Oh! You could have it at the beach! OMG! That would be so romanic! Brick lifts you up bridal style and takes you to kiss in the ocean! (Squeal) And I could make the best cake for you guys! I will tell how I will make it! So first you mix in the dry ingredients and then the chocolate chips and then you spoon it into the cake shaper- you want to use all the mixer so its nice and big because other wise they maybe too soft on the inside but it'll burn on the edges- and then you put it in the oven to set for abo-...BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!...BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!...BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! I'm an idiot...BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
Everyone else:...-_- (haven't even been listening)
Butch: -_- make it stop!
Buttercup: she won't shut up!
Blossom: ARGH!
Me: (lifting fry pan painfully)
Brick: who said she wasn't going to do the second option! (Smirk)
Bubbles: And then-...O_O...Your right! Oh! Blossom I have the prefect under wear you should buy cause-...
Everyone else: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: well, that's the end of another chapter! We hope you enjoyed the Halloween special! And sorry for not putting in all the dares but I'm really looking forward to do them! (Cause you guys are geniuses) plus, spelling mistakes sorry my lazy writing crew has trouble catching up! I hope you have a SPOOKY halloween! And because you guys are so fantastic I'm going to send you virtual candy!
PLEASE! REVIEW! Cause you guys are the best, tell me what you think, send me some awesome dares, and in the love of Halloween send us some virtual candy too!
Blossom: Annika! Are you sure you put the decorations up! No kids a come to eat your candy!
Me: MAHAHAHA! Of course
Mean while outside the castle. Kids came up to the tall dark castle door but only screamed in horror.
Because on the door written in fake blood was 'Knock and you're next'
Me: (smile) I wouldn't dare do anything else *wink*