Emmett's Guide to Survive High School

by TheBoleynLegacy

With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school.

10. Tip 9

Tip #9 Detention

A perfect plan always has it flaws, because Edward couldn't be a hero and accept the blame, he, Jasper and I are in detention.

Now there is nothing better to do than to pass notes, while waiting for Jasper's response here are some tips: (a copy of our note can be seen in the next page!)

1) Detention can be very boring, try to get detention with your buddies at least you'll be miserable together.

2) make bets with the people in detention, it's an easy way to get money and make new friends.

3)make connections! You are with the next delinquents of the country, they can always get you stuff at a much cheaper price.

4) this is the most important one: SHOW NO FEAR! When entering the room make eye contact with everybody to show them that you are not scare, also if you can, act like a psycho, they will be scared and will leave you alone.

Let me finish this tip, wishing you GOOD LUCK! You'll need it!