Halo Combat Evolved Screwed Up Version

Chapter 10: The Silent Asswipe

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey ...im never writing that again...that was gay. By the way, no more parts this was supposed to have ten chapters but i was wrong so this is actually chapter 4 (level 4)...here we go

p.s. this might be my longest chapter

Two pelicans were flying to an island on Dahalo and the two pelicans were called Captian Smith 1 and 2.

While they were moving cortana explained to Chief, "The Covenant believe of what they called the Silent Asswipe for some odd reason."

Chief said annoyed, "The covenant need to make better names because now their making me think they are asswipes."

Cortana agreed then said, "There are many rooms and one of them contains the map room."

Then smith said, "It's going to be hot."

They landed and smith yelled, "TOUCHDOWN HIT IT MOTHER FUCKERS!"

Chief got out and so did the other 9 marines.

They shot at the covenant.

They killed the covenant and a random pelican dropped off a worthog.

Two marines got on and so did master chief.

Then the two marines and chief drove off.

While they were driving, the two marines were shooting at covenant while chief ran over covenant like a boss.

One of the elites said before he died, "Someone's been playing Grand Theft Auto."

Chief wondered how did the elite know that we have that game.

They made it to the building.

Chief shields were already down when they got there and the two marines died.

Cortana said, "They are putting up a real fight."

Chief replied sarcasticly, "You don't say?"

Cortana said, "There is no reason to be sarcastic."

Once again chief said, "You don't say."

Cortana angerly said, "Go fuck yourself."

Chief replied in a happy way, "Gladly."

They went down to the doors and there was two grunts and one elite.

There was also another elite with a plasma sword who is standing behind the door.

Cortana yelled, "Don't let them lock the doors!"

Chief killed everyone and the door closed.

Cortana sighed and called keys.

"Cortana to Keys." she said.

Keys replied, "Go ahead cortana. Have you found the control center?"

Cortana answered back, "Nope because some stupid retard didn't make it in time."

Chief interupted, "Hey I did my best."

Keys said to chief, "I expected more from you. We are still on route to our adjective, I maybe out of contact when we get there."

He paused for a moment and continued, "Here our your orders we need to get to the control room before the covenant. Failure people is not an option."

Chief interupted...again, "Wow keys you talk alot."

Captian Smith said, "Captian smith to ground teams i'll stay on station and look out for covenant bogeys."

A marine from second squad said, "Second squad ready to roll as soon everybody is topside."

Another marine said, "Everything looks secure. Nothing moving."

Keyes replied impressively, "Good luck people. Keys out."

Then chief started looking around to turn off the power.

20 minutes later.

Chief turned off the power.

Cortana said surprised, "Wow good job! Now lets head back to the door."

Chief was on his way out of the room that had the power switch in it.

A marine was yelling on chief's com radio and it sounded like this, "MAYDAY, MAYDAY, THIS IS DROPSHIP VICTOR TAKING ENEMY FIRE! I REPEAT WE ARE UNDER HEAVY FIRE AND ARE LOSING ALTITUDE!"

Cortana replied, "Cortana to victor, we are on our way."

Chief made it out of the room.

Cortana said, "Chief, dropship victor was bringing us some heavy weapons. I thought we could use them."

Chief sort of laughed at the dead marines for being retarded to land there because their were covenant standing there the whole time.

Chief drove the worthog to the crashed pelican while running over covenant at the same time.

He got the weapons and headed back to the bulding that lead the way to the control room.

He killed two hunters then he went inside.

He was on his way to the control room then smith said over the com, "Ground teams you have two enemy dropships coming in fast."

Then the ground team leader angerly said, "I was relaxing!"

He paused for a moment and said, "Alright team lets set the table, engage enemy forces on sight."

Cortana said, "It will be easy to hold them off from inside the structure. Can you get inside?"

The ground team leader said, "Nope these bastards are closing in."

Then he started talking chief yelling, "CHIEF YOU GOT TO FIND THE ASSWIPE. WE'LL KEEP THEM BUSY AS LONG AS WE CAN!"

Cortana said, "Give them hell marine."

Cortana said to chief, "We'll be in a tight spot if we don't get out of here. Lets find that map."

Chief said, "It sounded like you do know that the marines are going to die."

Cortana said, "Yeah they are supposted to die it said in the script."

Chief pulled out his script and said angerly, "Well that sucks."

He found the control room and activated it.

Cortana said, "The temple to dahalo's control room is located there."

When they finished looking at the map, they left.

Cortana called captian keys and waited for a moment.

Keyes didn't answer. Smith called cortana and said, "The captian has dropped out of contact. His ship maybie out of range or having equipment problems."

Cortana sighed, "Alright."

Chief was on his way out of the building while killing covenant forces along the way.

They made it to smith's pelican.

Chief got on and they started taking off.

Cortana said to smith, "Here is the spot where we are supposted to go."

Smith questioned shockingly, "Uh, stupid bitch this is underground."

Cortana said angerly, "Asshole...anyway, the covenant did a scan."

Then a door opened that was big enough to fit two tanks.

They went down and kept doing.

FINALLY...end of level 4